--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 00:00:00 2016
--- Day changed Wed Apr 06 2016
0000:< ryanvango> there is still a quarter on that stoop. it hasnt moved in all that time. i refuse to pick it up
0000:< barnum> A wild Greater Salt Elemental appeared! HP: 428[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0000:< SirCabbage> oh god, a salt elemental will rape us.
0000:< barnum> That'll sting
0000:< WythDryden> rofl
0000:< SirCabbage> indeed.
0000:< barnum> Round #1, 148 hits! Greater Salt Elemental HP: 279[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (3), WythDryden (1.5)
0000:< WythDryden> Literally salt in an open wound
0001:< WythDryden> Over and over. :P
0001:< ryanvango> cabbage takes 8 points of b-hole damage
0001:< SirCabbage> vigioresly
0001:< SirCabbage> Ryan takes 20 due to being the bigger hole :o
0001:< SirCabbage> *smiles sweetly
0001:< barnum> Round #2, 131 hits! Greater Salt Elemental HP: 148[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), WythDryden (3), ryanvango (1.5)
0002:< ryanvango> Ryan's dm hitpoints are reduced from 20 billion to 19,999,999,980
0002:< SirCabbage> I am actually going to be sad when the 8th comes and this is over
0002:< barnum> Greater Salt Elemental is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Demon Talon]! LVLs: SirCabbage (11/31%), ryanvango (13/63%)
0003:< barnum> A wild Lava Child appeared! HP: 99[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0003:< ryanvango> ....we just did 148 points of damage in 2 lines cabbage....
0003:< SirCabbage> I perform a series of sword slashes to take down exactly 19,999,999,900 damage- also crippling ryan's healing ability
0003:< barnum> Lava Child is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Dancing Hut of Baba Yaga]! LVLs: SirCabbage (11/33%), ryanvango (13/63%)
0003:< barnum> A wild Dune Horror appeared! HP: 756[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0003:< ryanvango> I float unmoved on my happy little DM cloud in space with the other gods
0004:< SirCabbage> you still only have 80hp left *shakes fist
0004:< barnum> Round #1, 108 hits! Dune Horror HP: 648[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0004:< lost_penguin> tree
0004:< ryanvango> *smites cabbage uncreatively
0004:< SirCabbage> *insert creative retort that undoes all the unfair damage ryan was going to do to me
0005:< barnum> Round #2, 99 hits! Dune Horror HP: 549[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), lost_penguin (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0005:< ryanvango> alright, shut it down. we've run out of ways to play this game. well played everyone. glad to have been part of it all
0005:< SirCabbage> lol
0005:< SirCabbage> im not really playing right now, I should still be doing this work
0006:< ryanvango> poop loot
0006:< SirCabbage> and I didnt kill you, just got you back to a nice normal amount of damage
0006:< ryanvango> me too. i have chem homework
0006:< barnum> Round #3, 304 hits! Dune Horror HP: 245[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (10.5), ryanvango (7.5)
0006:< ryanvango> !heroes
0006:< barnum> #rpg HEROES : ryanvango (13/65%), thatwentBTE (13/49%), SirCabbage (11/36%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/...
0007:< SirCabbage> 1234567891012141618202224262830323436384042444648505254565860
0007:< barnum> Round #4, 98 hits! Dune Horror HP: 147[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0007:< SirCabbage> I had to see how far 60 was
0007:< SirCabbage> apparently that far
0007:< ryanvango> are you account for #rpg being hidden
0007:< SirCabbage> no, not in the slightest.
0008:< barnum> Round #5, 98 hits! Dune Horror HP: 50[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0008:< SirCabbage> 67891012141618202224262830323436384042444648505254565860
0008:< SirCabbage> that long
0009:< SirCabbage> better ryan?! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
0009:< barnum> Dune Horror is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Ring of The Godless +1]! LVLs: SirCabbage (11/44%)
0009:< SirCabbage> you made me kill an innocent dune horror
0009:< SirCabbage> Oh will you look at that
0009:< barnum> A wild Marble Sentinel appeared! HP: 194[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0009:< SirCabbage> a ring that makes me immune to all GM crazyness- I dont believe in GODS Ryan
0009:< SirCabbage> you are JUST A MAN
0009:< ryanvango> well.....fuck
0010:< barnum> Round #1, 168 hits! Marble Sentinel HP: 25[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (9), ryanvango (1.5)
0010:< SirCabbage> a man who tells stories
0010:< ryanvango> i....i have something to attend to....excuse me
0010:< SirCabbage> is it fapping?
0010:< SirCabbage> I bet it is fapping.
0010:< ryanvango> no...its important dm god stuff...you wouldnt understand
0010:< SirCabbage> GODS
0010:< barnum> Marble Sentinel is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Periapt of Proof Against Poison]! LVLs: SirCabbage (11/51%), ryanvango (13/70%)
0011:< SirCabbage> THERE ARE NO GODS. *flaunts ring of the godless
0011:< barnum> A wild Dark Matter Entropic Ooze appeared! HP: 1760[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0011:< ryanvango> I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
0011:< barnum> Round #1, 52 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 1707[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: SirCabbage (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0012:< SirCabbage> I MARRIED YOUR FATHER- WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR LIFE RYAN, WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME
0012:< ryanvango> *storms off in a huff
0012:< ryanvango> RPG gets weird when no one is around, doesnt it
0012:< barnum> Round #2, 127 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 1580[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), ryanvango (3)
0012:< SirCabbage> that boy'll get in trouble one day, just you wait
0012:< SirCabbage> Yes, but isn't that part (if not most) of the fun?
0013:< ryanvango> hahaha well ya.
0013:< ryanvango> ALRIGHT. HOMEWORK TIME. FUCK. 9:10EST ill be back, and we'll pick up our game
0013:< SirCabbage> how far away is that?
0013:< ryanvango> an hour
0013:< SirCabbage> SOUNDS GOOD, ILL DO AN HOUR OF WORK ON MY SHIT TOO
0013:< barnum> Round #3, 212 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 1368[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), SirCabbage (4.5)
0013:< ryanvango> cool beans!
0014:< pyroshroom> !level
0014:< barnum> Round #4, 53 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 1315[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (1.5), ryanvango (1.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0014:< pyroshroom> !command
0014:< SirCabbage> !heroes
0014:< ryanvango> hey pyro. it works with loot, flee, and heroes
0015:< barnum> #rpg HEROES : ryanvango (13/72%), thatwentBTE (13/49%), SirCabbage (11/53%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/...
0015:< pyroshroom> ah thanks, I was wondering what changed since it looks different now
0015:< pyroshroom> !loot
0015:< barnum> pyroshroom bag of holding contains 0 shiny things!
0015:< barnum> Round #5, 59 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 1256[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (7.5), SirCabbage (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0015:< ryanvango> yep. theres also a bonus based on your loot amount
0015:< pyroshroom> *poverty mode*
0015:< pyroshroom> no shiny things for me
0016:< ryanvango> haha yeah. i dont know what you're up to later, but im gonna be back in an hour, and we're gonna continue our guided RPG
0016:< pyroshroom> but the parrot script looks even better now
0016:< pyroshroom> oo
0016:< pyroshroom> I'll see if I can be around then
0016:< ryanvango> they redid it. it look rough before. lot of fixes
0016:< barnum> Round #6, 157 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 1099[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), pyroshroom (7.5)
0016:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (13/73%), thatwentBTE (13/49%), SirCabbage (11/54%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0016:< pyroshroom> Ah, this morning it was better than last night for me
0017:< ryanvango> alright. if you wanna come play, have paper handy. you have 100 health, and 200 gold to start (plus all your items)
0017:< pyroshroom> fewer bugs already then, now it looks even nicer
0017:< ryanvango> yeah I couldn't be happier with how it came out.
0017:< thatwentBTE> nooo ryan
0017:< pyroshroom> Cool, I should be around then :D
0017:< thatwentBTE> I have been dethroned
0017:< barnum> Round #7, 177 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 922[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), pyroshroom (4.5), thatwentBTE (3)
0017:< ryanvango> also the group is currently burying a body, and rebuilding a shack in the woods. so figure out how you wanna meet up when we start
0018:< pyroshroom> hmmm, I guess I should just pop up
0018:< pyroshroom> with my teleporting climbing gear
0018:< ryanvango> dont gotta tell me now. whatever you wanna do
0018:< pyroshroom> ah ok, I'll make up something else later
0018:< barnum> Round #8, 123 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 799[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), pyroshroom (4.5)
0018:< ryanvango> back later! see ya
0018:< ryanvango> and suckit thatwentBTE
0018:< pyroshroom> See ya later
0019:< pyroshroom> Hmm, this dark matter entropic ooze is very strong for me
0019:< barnum> Round #9, 69 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 730[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (6), ryanvango (3)
0019:< pyroshroom> I will have to yell into the silence for a while in order to kill this thing
0019:< pyroshroom> since all my levels have disappeared
0020:< pyroshroom> Dark matter entropic ooze sounds like something that could
0020:< pyroshroom> exist in real life though since we have dark matter every where
0020:< barnum> Round #10, 30 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 700[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (15)
0020:< pyroshroom> sheesh, I'm only level two now, this is depressing
0020:< pyroshroom> at least I can aim for 61 characters, just gotta watch
0021:< barnum> If you believe in yourself, you can do anything!
0021:< pyroshroom> for the character count to go to below 91 or so here
0021:< SirCabbage> Yeah I know, let me see if I can help you damage it a bit. blarh blarh blarh blahr
0021:< barnum> Round #11, 79 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 621[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5)
0021:< SirCabbage> Yeah I know, let me see if I can help you damage it a bit. blarh blarh blarh blahr MOO blar
0021:< pyroshroom> thank you guys! :D This is wonderful, such great teamwork
0021:< SirCabbage> Yeah I know, let me see if I can help you damage it a bit. blarh blarh blarh blahr  THIS IS still there
0021:< pyroshroom> maybe I can work on my typing speed too, as we do this
0021:< SirCabbage> illstopbeforeitdies bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash
0021:< pyroshroom> the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and dances
0022:< barnum> The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy doh
0022:< pyroshroom> the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and gives me shiny loot
0022:< barnum> Round #12, 234 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 387[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (13.5), pyroshroom (12)
0022:< pyroshroom> the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and eats shit
0022:< SirCabbage> then both of them decide to put aside their differences and have sweet sweet fox/dog sex
0022:< pyroshroom> the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and convinces him to dance
0022:< SirCabbage> it is kinda gross and I look away. Hopefully everyone else does the same thing since they need their privacy
0022:< pyroshroom> the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog to get to the chicken
0022:< SirCabbage> I mean really just leave them alone- what are you doing. you monster. anyway this is my last message I want to get back to work now
0023:< pyroshroom> ewe, dog/fox sex, I hope that baby doesn't work
0023:< barnum> Round #13, 240 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 147[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (15), SirCabbage (13.5)
0023:< pyroshroom> LOL, thanks SirCabbage!
0023:< pyroshroom> the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and I need a new one of these
0024:< barnum> Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
0024:< barnum> We promptly judged antique ivory buckles for the next prize.
0024:< pyroshroom> I learn a new thing every day, these sentences are called pangrams
0025:< pyroshroom> Bright vixens jump; dozy fowl quack I need more letters
0025:< barnum> Round #15, 12 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 123[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (6)
0025:< barnum> You googled that too, TIL
0025:< pyroshroom> how vexing quick daft zebras jump! oh dear this is too short
0025:< barnum> Round #16, 9 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 114[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5)
0026:< barnum> Round #17, 0 hits! Dark Matter Entropic Ooze HP: 114[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: no one :(
0026:< pyroshroom> Ah, google has a nice pangram for their google fonts
0027:< pyroshroom> it is much longer than the ones I have been using here
0027:< Gnauga-> How's this work?
0027:< SirCabbage> oh god, I just was looking at the posts
0027:< SirCabbage> https://www.reddit.com/r/robintracking/comments/4dgwrm/tier_13_fitosmdo1/ => http://nazar.so/5lk3t 
0027:< pyroshroom> Grumpy wizards make toxic brew for the evil Queen and Jack
0027:< SirCabbage> robin-rpg	RPG channel Bot
0027:< SirCabbage> THERE IS OUR BOT, making its way back to us slowly ;-;
0027:< barnum> SirCabbage, my alt is in that channel with him
0027:< SirCabbage> godspeed bot, godspeed.
0027:< pyroshroom> yesss, he is coming, our savior is coming back to us
0028:< barnum> He helped me fix a problem with this script earlier.
0028:< barnum> He is a god amongst men
0028:< pyroshroom> while barnum is our substitute host for the time being
0028:< pyroshroom> oo, that explains the upgrades that are here now
0028:< SirCabbage> I just wanted to post that since yeah
0028:< barnum> Round #1, 56 hits! Simurgh HP: 1402[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
0028:< pyroshroom> Grumpy wizards make toxic brew for the evil Queen and Jack
0028:< pyroshroom> Grumpy wizards make toxic brew for the evil Queen and Jack n
0029:< barnum> I was so excited when I noticed it.  Yay, I actually get to play too.
0029:< pyroshroom> The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and barfs
0029:< pyroshroom> LOL, you'll be power leveled on your alt
0029:< pyroshroom> when he gets back to us again on the next tier
0029:< barnum> Round #2, 41 hits! Simurgh HP: 1362[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: pyroshroom (13.5)
0029:< Gnauga-> So how do you play this bot?
0030:< pyroshroom> You talk and you do damage to these monsters
0030:< barnum> !help
0030:< Gnauga-> !help
0030:< barnum> Chat your way to glory! Engrave your name in the hall of !heroes, !loot monsters or just hang out with your !party
0030:< SirCabbage> !penis
0030:< Gnauga-> !loot
0030:< pyroshroom> Pack my box with fie dozen liquor jugs and dance on grabes
0030:< ryanvango> Gnauga you do attacks by talking
0030:< barnum> Round #3, 74 hits! Simurgh HP: 1287[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: pyroshroom (6), Gnauga- (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0030:< pyroshroom> the five boxing wizards jump quickly
0030:< ryanvango> Gnauga I'll link you the google doc we made to explain. but its all really basic. we added our own spin though
0030:< Gnauga-> The bower bird makes luxurious nests
0030:< barnum> Gnauga- bag of holding contains 0 shiny things!
0031:< pyroshroom> how vexingly quick daft zebras jump! OH dear this is
0031:< ryanvango> Gnauga https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit?ts=570252a6#gid=6480749 => http://nazar.so/3729k 
0031:< Gnauga-> Thanks :D
0031:< barnum> Round #4, 187 hits! Simurgh HP: 1100[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), pyroshroom (4.5), Gnauga- (3)
0031:< pyroshroom> I was just typing a bunch since I seemed to be in here alone
0031:< ryanvango> i was here. and you're a weirdo
0031:< pyroshroom> for the longest time, and I decided to work on my typing speed
0032:< Gnauga-> I see! I was wondering if there was some special bonus for certain character spreads.
0032:< pyroshroom> hey, it's not my fault all these sentences are funky to get all letters
0032:< barnum> Round #5, 73 hits! Simurgh HP: 1027[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (13.5), Gnauga- (4.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0032:< pyroshroom> gotta work on my ability to type xyz letters too
0032:< ryanvango> Gnauga yep. sub 60 characters does base damage, over 6 does base + (3xyour level)
0032:< ryanvango> over 60*
0032:< Gnauga-> I mean, there's a few pretty excellent wordz out there, you know?
0032:< pyroshroom> nah, I was just aiming for around 61 characters per line
0033:< barnum> Oo, I just got spirit jars on my alt
0033:< pyroshroom> oh yes, but these excellent words elude me when I am
0033:< barnum> Round #6, 141 hits! Simurgh HP: 886[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (7.5), ryanvango (6), Gnauga- (4.5)
0033:< pyroshroom> making stuff up to kill these monsters quickly with words
0033:< ryanvango> hey good job barnum. now we have 3 ghost whisperers when you get here haha
0033:< pyroshroom> since I am trying to type as fast as I can as I do this
0034:< pyroshroom> what is 140-61 anyways? maybe I should be aiming for 79 characters left
0034:< barnum> Round #7, 117 hits! Simurgh HP: 770[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (10.5), ryanvango (4.5)
0034:< pyroshroom> since apparently I can't math, I can only type semifast
0034:< ryanvango> pyroshroom 80 is a good number to shoot for. remember there's 4 characters in #rpg
0035:< barnum> Round #8, 90 hits! Simurgh HP: 680[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0035:< pyroshroom> but then my fingers get tired of typing like this
0035:< ryanvango> so if you type 140 characters, itll fail the message because theres really 144 or 145 (space) there
0035:< pyroshroom> oh right, that makes sense, I should got for 80 characters remaining
0035:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (13/79%), thatwentBTE (13/49%), SirCabbage (11/65%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0035:< Gnauga-> Moses supposes the toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously!
0035:< ryanvango> haha Gnauga you should be a bard, and sing/rhyme every attack
0036:< pyroshroom> the five boxing wizards jump quickly over Gnauga- to kill the boss
0036:< Gnauga-> Wow! Rude!
0036:< barnum> Round #9, 208 hits! Simurgh HP: 472[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (10.5), ryanvango (9), Gnauga- (6)
0036:< barnum> This guy was complaining about not getting any necromancy shit and then didn't want my spirit jar or voodoo doll, fuck that guy
0036:< Gnauga-> Rude wizards!
0036:< Gnauga-> They could have at least said excuse me!
0036:< Gnauga-> !loot
0036:< barnum> Gnauga- bag of holding contains 0 shiny things!
0036:< ryanvango> Gnauga also we're running a guided RPG in here in 45 mins. you can use stuff in group loot to outfit a character
0037:< pyroshroom> LOL, I like leaving things to fate, I am happy being whatever the monsters give me
0037:< barnum> Round #10, 117 hits! Simurgh HP: 355[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (9), Gnauga- (4.5), ryanvango (4.5)
0037:< pyroshroom> the loot god giveth, the loot god taketh away, all hail the loot god
0037:< pyroshroom> I wonder what level I am now anyways, this is quite hard to tell
0038:< barnum> You'll find out soon enough
0038:< pyroshroom> since I am no longer on the list of heroes that slay these monsters
0038:< ryanvango> barnum are you able to see what the math is behind the loot bonus?
0038:< Gnauga-> Water-logged holes, embedded in the ground. Three in a row!
0038:< barnum> Round #11, 130 hits! Simurgh HP: 225[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (13.5), ryanvango (4.5), Gnauga- (4.5)
0038:< Gnauga-> Well, well, well.
0038:< pyroshroom> this Simurgh must die so that I may have shiny things once more
0038:< barnum> I'll show you in a sec
0038:< ryanvango> Gnauga im uninviting you to our guided RPG after that sentence...
0038:< pyroshroom> come give me your goodies smiurgh
0038:< SirCabbage> I am reinviting him
0039:< pyroshroom> LOL, that was a nice pun, if that's the right word to describe it
0039:< SirCabbage> since I love a good pun
0039:< barnum> Round #12, 165 hits! Simurgh HP: 60[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (10.5), ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (3), Gnauga- (1.5)
0039:< barnum> _round.dmg += Math.round(_userlevel * _lootbonus * 3);
0039:< Gnauga-> The stone of macedon was a pearl most baroque
0039:< barnum> for > 60 chars that is
0039:< ryanvango> i can do enough damage to kill this in 1 attack, then ill stop talking so pyro can loot
0039:< pyroshroom> now this monster must die since it is nearly dead and I need
0039:< barnum> for <60 it's * 1
0039:< Gnauga-> to roll down a hill, a great push was what it toke
0039:< pyroshroom> more loot to vest this naked character and dance on it and kill
0040:< SirCabbage> There should be a chance of extra loot- like, a small chance that someone else gets an item too
0040:< barnum> Simurgh is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Carpet of Flying 5-ft.-by-5-ft.]! LVLs: pyroshroom (3/90%), ryanvango (13/84%), SirCabbage (11...
0040:< ryanvango> LOL
0040:< pyroshroom> I wonder how much damage I am doing now, surely I must have a higher level now
0040:< barnum> _lootbonus = 1.125 * (_userloot / (_userloot + 60)) + 1;
0040:< Gnauga-> !loot
0040:< barnum> A wild Bronze Giant appeared! HP: 684[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0040:< pyroshroom> LOL, level 3 now, not bad for a few minutes of talking
0040:< pyroshroom> I shall stop once I hit level 4 again
0040:< ryanvango> barnum, alright lemme see if i can make heads or tails of that
0040:< Gnauga-> I'm assuming we update the spreadsheet ourselves?
0040:< ryanvango> !loot
0040:< barnum> ryanvango bag of holding contains 41 shiny things!
0040:< pyroshroom> maybe I should watch a show in the meantime
0041:< ryanvango> gnauga yes
0041:< Gnauga-> !loot
0041:< barnum> 1.125 * (41 / 41+60)) +1
0041:< barnum> Gnauga- bag of holding contains 0 shiny things!
0041:< SirCabbage> I use the Philosopher's stone to turn the bronze giant into a much more powerful GOLD giant!
0041:< Gnauga-> awwwww
0041:< SirCabbage> !loot
0041:< barnum> SirCabbage bag of holding contains 37 shiny things!
0041:< pyroshroom> lies, the gold giant is weaker since the higher mass and density of gold
0041:< barnum> Round #2, 142 hits! Bronze Giant HP: 370[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (6), pyroshroom (4.5), Gnauga- (3), ryanvango (1.5)
0041:< pyroshroom> makes the giant slower due to the increased inertia
0041:< ryanvango> !heroes
0042:< SirCabbage> Well imagine the extra gold loot!
0042:< pyroshroom> along with how gold is softer than bronze which is why it is used
0042:< SirCabbage> anyway ANYWAY back to work
0042:< Gnauga-> The giant of bronze / was turned to gold / shrunk down in size / it looked quite old
0042:< barnum> #rpg HEROES : ryanvango (13/86%), thatwentBTE (13/49%), SirCabbage (11/68%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/...
0042:< pyroshroom> for jewellery instead of armor since it was so much easier to work
0042:< barnum> Round #3, 116 hits! Bronze Giant HP: 254[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (10.5), Gnauga- (4.5), SirCabbage (3), ryanvango (1.5)
0042:< pyroshroom> but yes, all that gold loot would be excellent for us
0042:< barnum> So, if math is right, your loot bonus is 1.58 ryanvango
0043:< ryanvango> barnum so how do i know what my base damage is? (round damage)
0043:< SirCabbage> Just for your logic
0043:< SirCabbage> I am going to turn your Silverfang into a GOLDfang
0043:< SirCabbage> >_>
0043:< barnum> Round #4, 162 hits! Bronze Giant HP: 92[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0043:< pyroshroom> noooo, my poor silverfang, turn it back! this gold sword can't do anything
0043:< Gnauga-> But silver would?
0043:< SirCabbage> I can't :o I dont have a silver turning item
0044:< pyroshroom> except be a great conductor of electricity to fry me with here
0044:< Gnauga-> Silver doesn't hold a fantastic edge either
0044:< pyroshroom> oh dear, guess it is gold fang now, and yes, silver is harder than gold
0044:< SirCabbage> ... fine lets see what I can do to fix that
0044:< Gnauga-> if dwarf fortress has taught me anything
0044:< Gnauga-> Really, you'd be better off ripping a tooth out of this bronze giant
0044:< barnum> So, if I'm reading this right, with everything you round damage should be 61.
0044:< barnum> when you type over 60 chars
0044:< pyroshroom> dwarf fortress has taught you well, I was imagining silverfang only was plated with silver
0045:< SirCabbage> I shall socket my Wardstone Shard into your Goldfang to make it into a Warding Goldfang . that should be enough
0045:< ryanvango> barnum i dont think thats right. i think earlier i was hitting him for 77 in 1 hit over 60 chars. dont know if that was lvl 12 or 13
0045:< SirCabbage> then it will ward off danger and stuff
0045:< pyroshroom> over a core of steel to ensure that it is a sturdy sword for battle
0045:< barnum> Round #1, 216 hits! Large Fire Elemental HP: 54[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (9), SirCabbage (6), ryanvango (4.5)
0045:< Gnauga-> That might be very well game! I imagine silver-plated fang would be resistant to tarnish and rust
0045:< barnum> Could be something I'm missing
0045:< SirCabbage> better update your character sheet pyro before I try something else :o
0045:< ryanvango> barnum OHHHH unless its that 61+16 for base damage. whats the sub 60 damage calculation?
0046:< pyroshroom> mm yes, that will do nicely, it's like that shining daggar in the Hobbit
0046:< barnum> Large Fire Elemental is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Jungle Boots]! LVLs: SirCabbage (11/75%), ryanvango (13/89%), pyroshroom (4/37%),...
0046:< pyroshroom> that wards away the orcs, except it wards everything away
0046:< barnum> Should be around 20 for you
0046:< Gnauga-> nice, pyroshroom!
0046:< pyroshroom> woot, jungle boots
0046:< barnum> A wild Xill appeared! HP: 302[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0046:< barnum> It's just what I did about but not multiplied by 3
0047:< barnum> Round #1, 27 hits! Xill HP: 274[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: pyroshroom (6), Gnauga- (1.5)
0047:< ryanvango> barnum alright that makes sense then. ok before it woulda been like 18+(lvl x 3) now its like 18+(lvl x 3 x 1.45) i believe
0047:< pyroshroom> so with these jungle boots, I can now enter the jungle with my warding goldfang
0047:< SirCabbage> Also pyro, because I feel bad about force changing your loot, you may have my Wings of Flying for your back
0047:< pyroshroom> :O
0048:< pyroshroom> I very appreciate that, thank you, it works much better than my broom
0048:< Gnauga-> Gold would be a solid choice for a jungle. The humid jungle air would be hell on iron or copper. Imagine the rust!
0048:< barnum> Round #2, 208 hits! Xill HP: 66[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (10.5), ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5), Gnauga- (4.5)
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0048:< SirCabbage> anyway back to work, see you in like 20 mins when the guided stuff starts again
0048:< ryanvango> omg you guys are taking forever. here. ill kill it for you. babies.
0048:< pyroshroom> ah yes, the golden sword would never decay in the jungle
0049:< pyroshroom> this game needs some adamantium or vibranium to spice up
0049:< barnum> Xill is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Assisting Glove]! LVLs: pyroshroom (4/55%), SirCabbage (11/78%), ryanvango (13/92%)
0049:< barnum> A wild Gallows Tree appeared! HP: 981[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0049:< pyroshroom> LOL, what is this glove of assisting, now I can help people with things
0049:< SirCabbage> I wish it had more items which we could use to socket other items- treasures, stones- etc
0049:< ryanvango> *pyroshroom slashes at the beast with his shining sword made of solid gold. it hits with a thud and bends at the middle
0050:< barnum> Round #1, 175 hits! Gallows Tree HP: 806[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5), ryanvango (4.5)
0050:< barnum> Well guys, I'll be back later, if anything breaks I might still be able to hear notifications on my computer.
0050:< ryanvango> alright man. thanks for the help. catch ya later
0050:< pyroshroom> my bent golden sword will do fine as a ceremonial weapon
0050:< pyroshroom> and thanks, see you later!
0050:< ryanvango> yeah, it still hurts like a bitch, it just acts like a heavyass hammer now and not a slicing sword haha
0051:< barnum> Round #2, 138 hits! Gallows Tree HP: 668[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), pyroshroom (6)
0051:< pyroshroom> I should just put this ceremonial goldfang up in the cabin you guys are building
0051:< pyroshroom> to ward away the monsters and keep the cabin safe from harm
0051:< ryanvango> its a temporary shelter. they burned a mans house to the ground, then we took a break. its a plot device lol
0051:< barnum> Round #3, 127 hits! Gallows Tree HP: 541[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (9), K1ngN0thing (4.5), ryanvango (4.5)
0052:< pyroshroom> ahaha, this rpg has a lot more going on than it seems, I need to get
0052:< ryanvango> you can make it permanent if you want. but right now its my excuse for whats happening while were paused
0052:< pyroshroom> caught up on the backstory now, so I don't get too lost here
0052:< barnum> Round #4, 123 hits! Gallows Tree HP: 418[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (9), ryanvango (4.5)
0053:< ryanvango> right before break cabbage smelled cooking meat. it was a cabin with a guy in it...he burned a hole in the tree canopy
0053:< ryanvango> so he could land his dragon. it started a fire and burned the mans house. then DJ killed and buried him. cabbage looted
0053:< SirCabbage> Well, DJ smelt something, my dragon and I identified it as edible.
0053:< barnum> Round #5, 241 hits! Gallows Tree HP: 177[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), SirCabbage (4.5)
0053:< ryanvango> they found a health potion and blue milk(dj drank it) and a gold liquid in a jar (unidentified)
0054:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (13/96%), thatwentBTE (13/49%), SirCabbage (11/80%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0054:< SirCabbage> but I am currently flying off to get it identified and when I get back we will know exactly what it is
0054:< pyroshroom> LOL, this sounds like a game of nethack with an easier start
0054:< fzh> are we fighting anything right now?
0054:< ryanvango> fzh a tree is about to die
0054:< pyroshroom> we are fighting the Gallows Tree, it is very haunting
0054:< pyroshroom> very morbid tree, many executions and tormented souls here
0055:< barnum> Gallows Tree is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Globe of Blizzards]! LVLs: pyroshroom (4/79%), ryanvango (13/98%), SirCabbage (11/81%), f...
0055:< barnum> A wild Sparksting Swarm appeared! HP: 198[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0055:< pyroshroom> Globe of Blizzards, I can now put out the forest fire that your dragon started
0055:< ryanvango> do we have a list of all loot found during the break?
0055:< ryanvango> i think BTE put out the fire after he got back from buying potions
0055:< fzh> I continually slam the tree with my fists, hoping that a new weapon may appear for me. My fists get tired but I do not stop.
0055:< fzh> am I doing this right
0055:< barnum> Round #1, 139 hits! Sparksting Swarm HP: 59[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), fzh (6), pyroshroom (4.5)
0056:< pyroshroom> Yes, but the tree is dead now, we are fighting the Sparksting Swarm
0056:< ryanvango> fzh yes. you do damage by typing. over 60 characters is a bonus to attack. ill share our doc
0056:< fzh> I've seen the doc
0056:< pyroshroom> and ah, very responsible of BTE to prevent forest fires here
0056:< ryanvango> oh ok. yeah, then do whatever you like:)
0056:< barnum> Sparksting Swarm is kill! ryanvango picks up [Dazing Metamagic Rod]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/9%), pyroshroom (4/88%), fzh (1/69%)
0056:< pyroshroom> this swarm sounds like a bad idea in real-life, sparksting?
0056:< ryanvango> oh cool! (turns to ash)
0057:< barnum> A wild Panda appeared! HP: 86[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0057:< SirCabbage> I have a list of all my loot in a notepad document- with anything I have equiped on the spreadsheet
0057:< fzh> ryanvango what does that rod do?
0057:< pyroshroom> OMG. we cannot kill this panda, it is illegal, they are endangered
0057:< barnum> Panda is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Cloak of Fiery Vanishing]! LVLs: pyroshroom (4/96%), SirCabbage (11/83%), fzh (1/80%), ryanvango...
0057:< pyroshroom> We must save this panda for ourselves as a mascot so that we can
0057:< ryanvango> fzh well....nothing now...any loot I touch is lost to us forever cause Im the DM of our guided RPG
0057:< pyroshroom> welp
0058:< barnum> A wild Gathlain appeared! HP: 32[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0058:< fzh> what how did we kill the panda
0058:< pyroshroom> nice cloak though, makes for some dramatic entrances
0058:< pyroshroom> I guess I talked too much, and the panda died of fright
0058:< ryanvango> accidentally. pyro tried to pet it, but he doesnt know he's a behemoth and punched through its heart
0058:< SirCabbage> no, you just killed the panda
0059:< barnum> A wild Ronus appeared! HP: 99[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0059:< ryanvango> i got almost no work done lol. fuck it. ill be up late anyway
0059:< surelyucantbserious> Ronus! You shall pay dearly for the blood of the innocent!
0059:< ryanvango> aaaand i accidentally killed that too.
0059:< pyroshroom> Firey Vanishing, I can rage quit very dramatically now, this will be good
0059:< fzh> are we fighting anything now?
0059:< barnum> Ronus is kill! fzh picks up [Scarab of Protection]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/15%), surelyucantbserious (2/87%), pyroshroom (5/31%), fzh (...
0059:< ryanvango> it kinda fits the story though. all minor creatures lately. like you would find while clearing brush
0059:< SirCabbage> I got a fair amount done- not everything I wanted to.
0059:< fzh> I don't see any attacks how are we killing these things
0059:< barnum> A wild Large Magma Elemental appeared! HP: 270[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0059:< pyroshroom> LOL, ryanvango is the true behemoth, slaughters all monsters with his presence
0100:< pyroshroom> fzh: Disable blocking bot spam
0100:< Gnauga-> The once was a man from nantucket
0100:< fzh> I have?
0100:< ryanvango> fzh if you have parrot running, make sure "remove bot spam" is unclicked, and allow unicode characters
0100:< barnum> Round #1, 249 hits! Large Magma Elemental HP: 21[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), pyroshroom (6), fzh (3), SirCabbage (1.5), Gnauga- (1.5)
0100:< Gnauga-> Wow! That was insane!
0100:< fzh> I'm seeing the "x is kill" messages but not the attacks
0100:< Gnauga-> Attack by typing!
0100:< pyroshroom> and FYI fzh, you have loot!  fzh picks up [Scarab of Protection]
0100:< SirCabbage> Suddenly the sky gets darker- as if something large is blotting out the sun
0101:< ryanvango> do you see the "round 1 xxxxxx" ones?
0101:< pyroshroom> large magma elemental diesssss
0101:< fzh> no I don't ryanvango
0101:< SirCabbage> It is... .ME returning on my dragon
0101:< pyroshroom> before my firey appearance and vanishing
0101:< fzh> but I have bot messages enabled
0101:< SirCabbage> knowing exactly what this gold potion is- exactly what it is.
0101:< ryanvango> are you using latest parrot?
0101:< barnum> Large Magma Elemental is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Horn of Goodness/evil]! LVLs: SirCabbage (11/94%), pyroshroom (5/45%), fzh (2/54...
0101:< ryanvango> tell me if you can read the numbers in my next message
0101:< SirCabbage> So ryan what is the potion I got.
0101:< barnum> A wild Quantum appeared! HP: 1607[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0101:< ryanvango> fzh 12345678
0101:< fzh> yep
0101:< surelyucantbserious> This enemy may give me my next level! Quantum, you are MINE!
0102:< ryanvango> what were they?
0102:< pyroshroom> A wild quantum? this is way more exotic than the usual monsters
0102:< fzh> 12345678
0102:< barnum> Round #1, 186 hits! Quantum HP: 1420[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: ryanvango (6), surelyucantbserious (4.5), pyroshroom (4.5), fzh (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
0102:< ryanvango> then im not sure. try refreshing.
0102:< pyroshroom> doesn't quantum just mean a tiny step too? eh, this is a weird monster
0102:< SirCabbage> so ryan, what did I find out
0102:< surelyucantbserious> his Hit POints are Massive. We need all we can give!
0102:< ryanvango> http://imgur.com/RhaARCD 
0102:< ryanvango> yours doesnt look like this fzh?
0103:< ryanvango> cabbage, sorry ill get to it. waiting til everyone is here
0103:< barnum> Round #2, 235 hits! Quantum HP: 1185[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), pyroshroom (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5), surelyucantbserious (1.5)
0103:< SirCabbage> you are looking up bart swinging?
0103:< fzh> like what?
0103:< pyroshroom> apparently, you found out how to set the parrot settings SirCabbage :p
0103:< ryanvango> haha yeah i was trying to find a gif
0103:< SirCabbage> what do you mean pyro? I have been using parrot for a long tine
0103:< ryanvango> click my imgur link fzh. are the rounds hidden?
0104:< ryanvango> http://imgur.com/RhaARCD 
0104:< barnum> Round #3, 215 hits! Quantum HP: 970[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (6), pyroshroom (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), fzh (1.5)
0104:< surelyucantbserious> This Quantum is beyond me. Let's join powers and bring him down to us!
0104:< fzh> woah I almost hit abandon when trying to open settings
0104:< pyroshroom> LOL, SirCabbage: I meant the picture ryan posted in response to fzh earlier
0104:< ryanvango> fzh is "use color on regular channel messages in tabs" checked?
0105:< barnum> Round #4, 128 hits! Quantum HP: 842[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: surelyucantbserious (4.5), pyroshroom (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), fzh (1.5)
0105:< fzh> I'm using robin grow
0105:< SirCabbage> Kappa
0105:< SirCabbage> You should be using parrot. :o
0105:< surelyucantbserious> I will try to cast a drain spell on him, this should help weaken him over time!
0105:< SirCabbage> https://github.com/5a1t/parrot/raw/master/robin.user.js?t=1459904749133 => http://nazar.so/7ha13 
0105:< ryanvango> yeah run parrot.
0106:< barnum> Round #5, 162 hits! Quantum HP: 680[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), surelyucantbserious (4.5), fzh (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0106:< ryanvango> robin grow took a big ol shit
0106:< surelyucantbserious> I feel the siphon becoming stronger, draining more and more hps with each passing moment.
0106:< SirCabbage> Kappa
0106:< barnum> Round #6, 64 hits! Quantum HP: 617[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: surelyucantbserious (4.5), ryanvango (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0106:< SirCabbage> good good still working- just updated my script
0107:< ryanvango> i cant see surely. is he actually playing or botting
0107:< surelyucantbserious> At this rate, I shall father 4 children before this beast is done. Do we have any 'secret' weapons to use here?
0107:< barnum> Round #7, 68 hits! Quantum HP: 549[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: surelyucantbserious (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0107:< pyroshroom> he's actually playing... or at least he looks like he's playing
0108:< SirCabbage> I cant believe people are still leaving when we are so close
0108:< barnum> Round #8, 96 hits! Quantum HP: 453[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5)
0109:< ryanvango> fzh any luck?
0109:< surelyucantbserious> I'm sorry, I required a rest. I am back and using proper chat filters now! My damage shall not be mitigated again! To Me Battle!!
0109:< barnum> Round #9, 44 hits! Quantum HP: 409[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: surelyucantbserious (4.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0109:< pyroshroom> it looks like surely might be botting actually
0110:< SirCabbage> that would be a shame
0110:< ryanvango> ok, i have him blocked still. no big deal, hell just help you murder
0110:< surelyucantbserious> Er... I usually hit harder than that.... This NEVER happens.... Sorry babe..
0110:< SirCabbage> well it is an issue- he will steal loot and kills
0110:< pyroshroom> it certainly does seem like he is botting since he's not responding to anything here
0110:< barnum> Round #10, 185 hits! Quantum HP: 223[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (6), ryanvango (4.5), surelyucantbserious (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
0110:< SirCabbage> surely is a cuntmuffin
0110:< ryanvango> he'll only steal loot, but not every time. we're all fully equipped anyway haha
0111:< surelyucantbserious> I will NOT be used as a mere weapon to battle strange creatures for the likes of you. Except this comment. Adieu
0111:< SirCabbage> yep, not responding.
0111:< ryanvango> so if you miss out on 1/3 of the loot, wont be a huge deal
0111:< SirCabbage> true
0111:< barnum> Quantum is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Ring of The Binding Word]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/25%), SirCabbage (12/8%), surelyucantbserious (...
0111:< SirCabbage> still is a bit annoying. esspecially as he gains xp
0111:< pyroshroom> Mm, more rings of the binding words
0111:< ryanvango> barnum is there any way to block the bot from seeing sureyoucantbeserious
0111:< barnum> A wild Aboleth appeared! HP: 378[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0112:< barnum> Round #1, 126 hits! Aboleth HP: 252[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0112:< SirCabbage> paging barnum
0112:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (14/26%), thatwentBTE (13/49%), SirCabbage (12/9%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%), ...
0112:< SirCabbage> did we have others pyro?
0112:< ryanvango> looks like its slowed down
0113:< pyroshroom> other bots? not that I am aware of
0113:< ryanvango> my original list is cabbage dj haykam bte and wythe who else we got
0113:< pyroshroom> and it looks like surely has vanished
0113:< ryanvango> haykam probably wont be back, and dj is sleeping
0113:< barnum> Round #2, 222 hits! Aboleth HP: 30[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), SirCabbage (3), pyroshroom (3)
0113:< pyroshroom> maybe he wasn't botting
0113:< SirCabbage> I meant other rings of binding word
0113:< pyroshroom> wow, this monster is going to die soon, I better speak up
0114:< SirCabbage> maybe, but it was still rude to not talk to us
0114:< pyroshroom> oh, I have one from earlier, it's in my ring slots
0114:< SirCabbage> I like to talk to people, hey pyro *waves and blows kiss
0114:< thatwentBTE> im here
0114:< ryanvango> ok of the original party, BTE and cabbage are here
0114:< pyroshroom> Hello Sir Cabbage!
0114:< SirCabbage> didn't DJ go to sleep or something?
0114:< barnum> Aboleth is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Shield Cloak]! LVLs: SirCabbage (12/17%), pyroshroom (5/69%), thatwentBTE (13/51%), ryanvango ...
0114:< ryanvango> yeah DJ is gonna take a nap in the cabin you rebuilt.
0114:< barnum> A wild Xorn appeared! HP: 297[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0115:< ryanvango> while rebuilding, you managed to salvage some of the old mans stuff (list of loot from killing)
0115:< surelyucantbserious> I'm watching the general chat flow. It's hard to tell if anyone was addressing me direct. Sorry. Was just participating. Didnt mean to
0115:< barnum> I think I blocked him
0115:< surelyucantbserious> intrude
0115:< SirCabbage> Okay well, as I said before I am arriving back- so tell me what the potion is :o
0115:< SirCabbage> unlock him, turns out he ISNT a bot lol
0115:< SirCabbage> he finally talked to us
0115:< barnum> Round #1, 272 hits! Xorn HP: 25[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), ryanvango (6), surelyucantbserious (6)
0115:< ryanvango> LOL
0115:< SirCabbage> he said
0115:< SirCabbage> I'm watching the general chat flow. It's hard to tell if anyone was addressing me direct. Sorry. Was just participating. Didnt mean to
0115:< surelyucantbserious> :( lol
0115:< ryanvango> ok pyroshroom you have 100 health and 200 gold.
0116:< SirCabbage> You should just come to this channel using Parrot surely- then you could join us
0116:< barnum> Xorn is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Horn of Antagonism]! LVLs: SirCabbage (12/24%), ryanvango (14/32%), surelyucantbserious (3/43%)
0116:< barnum> A wild Chain Worm appeared! HP: 725[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0116:< ryanvango> * we pick up a few hours later. BTE has been busily rebuilding the shack cabbage burned down, and cabbage went to the apothecary
0116:< pyroshroom> Ok, I am now a fresh adventurer
0116:< surelyucantbserious> if it is bothersome for me to drop in occasionally and deal some damage I'll stay out of your chat
0116:< barnum> Should be unblocked
0117:< surelyucantbserious> I appreciate that, I am watching many different things in the general
0117:< SirCabbage> its fine surely, but without you roleplaying and using your loot it isnt nearly as fun
0117:< barnum> Round #1, 206 hits! Chain Worm HP: 518[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: surelyucantbserious (9), ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0117:< SirCabbage> well feel free to join us at any time,
0117:< SirCabbage> So now ryan, what is my golden liquid
0117:< ryanvango> * during that time, pyroshroom, a lanky human wizard monk, poofed in to the area with his teleportation and helped rebuild
0118:< barnum> Round #2, 145 hits! Chain Worm HP: 373[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
0118:< thatwentBTE> *nailing boards with my GIANT HAMMER.
0118:< ryanvango> * sircabbage has returned on his mythic dragon, with exciting news to share
0118:< pyroshroom> Wow, that took me a while to come back, my window was lagging so much
0118:< ryanvango> * he gathers everyone up, greets pyroshroom, and says "Its a potion of resurrection! force it down a dead guy and he comes back!"
0119:< barnum> Round #3, 237 hits! Chain Worm HP: 136[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), pyroshroom (4.5), thatwentBTE (1.5), mahatmabrondi (1.5)
0119:< ryanvango> you can forcefeed it to a recently deceased party member to save them from death. only 1 use, cabbage
0119:< SirCabbage> Awesome,
0119:< SirCabbage> Good thing we didnt WASTE IT, huh BTE?
0119:< ryanvango> haha if he tasted it i was gonna tell you what it was
0119:< barnum> Chain Worm is kill! ryanvango picks up [Oathtaker]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/37%), SirCabbage (12/27%)
0120:< ryanvango> oops
0120:< ryanvango> hehehehe
0120:< SirCabbage> but it was one use :P how could he know what it was by tasting it
0120:< barnum> A wild Gibrileth appeared! HP: 617[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0120:< ryanvango> lol tiny taste . whatever
0120:< SirCabbage> I had to do work anyway
0120:< ryanvango> ok so, cabin rebuilt as a passable shelter, some members resting comfortably inside, items added to inventory
0120:< ryanvango> what would you like to do?
0120:< barnum> Round #1, 321 hits! Gibrileth HP: 295[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (10.5), SirCabbage (6)
0121:< ryanvango> * KABOOOOOOOM the thunderclap in the distance rings out again
0121:< SirCabbage> well, personally. this "passable shelter" isnt nearly cool enough.
0121:< SirCabbage> We need to make it better and ignore all other things!
0121:< SirCabbage> >_>
0121:< pyroshroom> YES!
0121:< thatwentBTE> lol
0121:< barnum> Round #2, 260 hits! Gibrileth HP: 35[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5), thatwentBTE (1.5)
0121:< ryanvango> alrighty *you continue work on the shelter, slaughtering the forests inhabitants as you do so. collecting their bits
0121:< SirCabbage> WHo has an axe or something sharp- lets go get some trees.
0121:< pyroshroom> I agree, we should improve this shelter!
0121:< thatwentBTE> sorry catching up
0122:< SxwTheCat> i have fists to punch trees
0122:< SirCabbage> I use my dragons to gather wood from the nearby trees and start to build a new outer level of the shelter which will turn
0122:< pyroshroom> I have my goldfang to hammer away at trees
0122:< SirCabbage> the shelter into a house when completed
0122:< ryanvango> * "hey motherfucker! look out!" you hear from SxwTheCat as you almost topple a tree on him
0122:< ryanvango> her? i dont fuckin know
0122:< SirCabbage> Sorry!
0122:< barnum> Gibrileth is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Ring of Rat Fangs]! LVLs: SirCabbage (12/37%), ryanvango (14/44%), pyroshroom (5/79%), thatw...
0122:< SirCabbage> have this ring of rat fangs to make up for it Sxw
0123:< barnum> A wild Leucrotta appeared! HP: 257[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0123:< ryanvango> (sxw, you can introduce yourself. also you have 200 gold and 100 health)
0123:< pyroshroom> what does this ring do?
0123:< SxwTheCat> Oh boy.. thanks...
0123:< pyroshroom> well Sxw is the cat... I guess he would like that ring
0123:< SxwTheCat> a/s/l: 15 M Earth
0123:< barnum> Round #1, 141 hits! Leucrotta HP: 115[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (3), SxwTheCat (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
0123:< SirCabbage> I suppose it gives him massive gnawing rat fangs at will perhaps
0124:< ryanvango> haha alright. you notice a battle ready dwarven man looking flustered after almost being crushed. he is sxwthecat
0124:< barnum> Leucrotta is kill! ryanvango picks up [Ring of Continuation]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/47%), SirCabbage (12/38%)
0124:< pyroshroom> wow, 15 years old is awfully young for a dwarf
0124:< ryanvango> i ignored the 15 part haha
0124:< barnum> A wild Necro-Phantom appeared! HP: 117[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0125:< pyroshroom> is this your first adventure out of the mines? LOL
0125:< SirCabbage> Perhaps he is on his pilgrmiage? do dwarves even have those?
0125:< ryanvango> i was not provided character description, thats all you get!
0125:< barnum> Necro-Phantom is kill! ryanvango picks up [One-Way Window]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/49%), SirCabbage (12/40%), pyroshroom (5/81%)
0125:< ryanvango> so...how goes the improvements to the shelter?
0125:< pyroshroom> Maybe they do have a rites of passage
0125:< barnum> A wild Coloxus appeared! HP: 756[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0125:< pyroshroom> the improvements are excellent, SirCabbage's dragon is doing all the work
0126:< SirCabbage> well I would say it is a rather nice house, wouldn't you pyro?
0126:< SirCabbage> I mean we have basically built a small mansion at this point.
0126:< pyroshroom> Yes, not too shabby anymore I would say, dragons work fast
0126:< barnum> Round #1, 246 hits! Coloxus HP: 510[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (10.5), SirCabbage (9), ryanvango (1.5)
0126:< SirCabbage> one may call it slavery- I call it- omfg look at our epic house.
0126:< SxwTheCat> You guys ever read the Warriors series?
0126:< ryanvango> *you stand back and marvel at your creation. thatwentBTE in stunned silence at its magnificence
0126:< SxwTheCat> You are filled with dermination
0127:< pyroshroom> It's not about how you get there, it's the destination
0127:< SirCabbage> I know the feeling BTE- I do *teardrop
0127:< barnum> Round #2, 213 hits! Coloxus HP: 297[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (6), ryanvango (4.5), SxwTheCat (3), pyroshroom (1.5)
0127:< SirCabbage> but seriously, if this guy is a Dwarf there must be caves nearby
0127:< pyroshroom> and that destination, is our glorious mansion
0127:< ryanvango> ask him?
0127:< SirCabbage> we can avoid the whole thunder thing by going into a cave right?
0127:< SirCabbage> Sxw, do you have some cool caves to explore?
0128:< ryanvango> i don't know. you can do whatever you want. i havent even said the thunder was bad lol
0128:< SxwTheCat> I'm a cat dammit
0128:< thatwentBTE> dude wheres your caves man
0128:< SxwTheCat> MREOWWW RAIN
0128:< pyroshroom> oh no
0128:< barnum> Coloxus is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Bane Baldric]! LVLs: SxwTheCat (2/61%), ryanvango (14/52%), pyroshroom (5/90%), thatwentBTE (1...
0128:< SirCabbage> its retarded *sob
0128:< pyroshroom> the dwarf thinks he is a cat, he is clearly mad
0128:< barnum> A wild Ancient Black Dragon appeared! HP: 1337[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0128:< SxwTheCat> since when was i a fucking dwarf
0128:< SirCabbage> Oh god, another dragon
0128:< pyroshroom> What is a Bane Baldric?
0128:< ryanvango> *sxw scratches some fleas out of his beard and tries desperately to look his dwarven butthole
0129:< SxwTheCat> aww fuck off
0129:< barnum> Round #1, 169 hits! Ancient Black Dragon HP: 1167[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (3), pyroshroom (3), SxwTheCat (3)
0129:< ryanvango> suddenly, in your distracted state, a big fuckin dragon appears!
0129:< SirCabbage> Okay okay, its okay. we can handle this.
0129:< pyroshroom> :O, the lightning was an omen!
0129:< ryanvango> its attracted to your pile of golden items!
0129:< SxwTheCat> He reaches towards the items and they're stuck by thunder
0129:< ryanvango> it lands with a crash, knocking pyro to the ground (you take 8 damage)
0129:< SirCabbage> Fuck
0129:< pyroshroom> I'M HIT!
0130:< barnum> Round #2, 304 hits! Ancient Black Dragon HP: 863[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (10.5), pyroshroom (4.5), SxwTheCat (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
0130:< pyroshroom> AHHH THIS SWORD ISN'T DOING ANYTHING
0130:< SirCabbage> Okay I am going to play the drums of lethargy to curse him and slow his attacks down
0130:< ryanvango> swinging round, it lashes with its tail, hitting sxw for 13 damage
0130:< SxwTheCat> can i have a link to the spreadsheet? aw fuck
0130:< SirCabbage> take my Sword of Inner Fire pyro, use that instead
0130:< ryanvango> he is confused and sleepy looking
0130:< SxwTheCat> SPREADSHEET LINK PLZ
0130:< SirCabbage> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit#gid=708416567 => http://nazar.so/3wz6e 
0130:< SxwTheCat> danks
0130:< pyroshroom> I grab SirCabbage's sword of inner fire and charge at the dragon
0130:< barnum> Round #3, 351 hits! Ancient Black Dragon HP: 511[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (10.5), pyroshroom (6), ryanvango (6), SxwTheCat (4.5)
0131:< SirCabbage> *I keep playing the tune, aiming firmly towards the dragon
0131:< thatwentBTE> Be gone from me, vile beast, be gone from me! A Black Dragon?! My dragon is golden! A transporter of gods, the golden god.
0131:< SxwTheCat> Also I equip our house with a one-way-window
0131:< thatwentBTE> I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves.
0131:< thatwentBTE> I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
0131:< ryanvango> he slowly finds the energy to blast out with hot stinky firebreath, hitting all of you for 9 damage
0131:< SirCabbage> oh god, BTE is talking again
0131:< barnum> Round #4, 393 hits! Ancient Black Dragon HP: 118[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: thatwentBTE (10.5), SirCabbage (6), ryanvango (4.5), SxwTheCat (1.5)
0131:< SxwTheCat> I use my talisman of ultimate evil to assist BTE in his rage
0132:< SirCabbage> I drink my medium healing potion
0132:< thatwentBTE> You will not have my gold.
0132:< pyroshroom> I decide that attacking a dragon with melee attacks isn't working
0132:< ryanvango> he looks angry, and hungry. he tries to bite cabbage, and misses only barely
0132:< SxwTheCat> i lick my wounds and heal 0.00004328 HP
0132:< SirCabbage> I start running around, still playing the drums- CAN SOMEONE GET THAT DRAGON NOW PLS
0132:< thatwentBTE> I swing my GOLDEN HAMMER upon the beast skull. SMASH SMASH SMASH
0132:< pyroshroom> I use my staff of the planes to shift myself to an empty dimension
0132:< barnum> Ancient Black Dragon is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Inquisitor's Bastion Vambraces]! LVLs: pyroshroom (6/15%), SxwTheCat (2/81%), Sir...
0132:< SirCabbage> Oh thats useful, pyro just RAN?
0133:< SxwTheCat> ;p
0133:< pyroshroom> I don't want to die :'(
0133:< thatwentBTE> killed him with a plane shift nice
0133:< barnum> A wild Gathlain appeared! HP: 32[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0133:< ryanvango> he lays down for a nap, and as he does, is sucked through the dimensional portal pyro created
0133:< SxwTheCat> who naps
0133:< SirCabbage> Well.
0133:< SirCabbage> That is rather sad,
0133:< ryanvango> he was hit with lethargy, so i slowed the attacks
0133:< barnum> Gathlain is kill! ryanvango picks up [Amulet of Proof Against Petrification]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/61%), SirCabbage (12/54%), SxwTheC...
0133:< SxwTheCat> heyyy
0133:< SirCabbage> anyone want a drink of water? Places well down on ground for a short while
0134:< SxwTheCat> i lap up water
0134:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (14/61%), thatwentBTE (13/60%), SirCabbage (12/54%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0134:< pyroshroom> I drink gladly from the well of SirCabbage
0134:< SirCabbage> god this thing is heavy- who knew a Well which allows you to get to many different worlds would be heavy.
0134:< barnum> A wild Mohrg appeared! HP: 410[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0134:< pyroshroom> Running is exhausting
0134:< thatwentBTE> Drink heartily
0134:< SxwTheCat> i add the water to my shitpost cannon
0134:< thatwentBTE> drinks*
0134:< SirCabbage> Good good, so did the well water refresh anyone's hp? even a little bit?
0134:< barnum> Round #1, 242 hits! Mohrg HP: 167[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (9), SxwTheCat (4.5), pyroshroom (3), thatwentBTE (3)
0135:< ryanvango> ok all said cab is at -31, bte at -46, pyro -17, sxw -22
0135:< SxwTheCat> I fire the shitpost cannon at the mohrg
0135:< SirCabbage> remember ryan I drank my medium potion
0135:< SirCabbage> which you said heals 25
0135:< barnum> Mohrg is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Grim Lantern]! LVLs: SirCabbage (12/60%), ryanvango (14/63%), SxwTheCat (3/25%)
0135:< ryanvango> ohhh i mustve missed that. ok i think -9 then
0135:< SirCabbage> just making sure you counted that
0136:< SxwTheCat> ryan do you even count
0136:< SirCabbage> *picks back up the well and puts it on my back
0136:< barnum> A wild Titan Centipede appeared! HP: 608[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0136:< SxwTheCat> 31 - 25 isn't 9
0136:< ryanvango> *as sxw goes prancing through the woods, a tree seemingly with a mind of its own raises a root and trips him. he hits the ground
0136:< ryanvango> *sxw takes 1 more damage
0136:< SirCabbage> wow.
0136:< barnum> Round #1, 214 hits! Titan Centipede HP: 393[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), SirCabbage (4.5), SxwTheCat (3)
0136:< pyroshroom> he didn't drink all of the potion in the heat of battle
0136:< ryanvango> *sxw takes 1 more damage
0136:< SirCabbage> What a dick, good thing I don't believe in gods.
0137:< SxwTheCat> >.> ABUSIVE DUNGEONMASTER MOOOOOMMMMMMMM THIS GUY'S HACKING
0137:< ryanvango> he was at -22 before. he healed up when we left. he just got hit now for 8 damage
0137:< ryanvango> 9*
0137:< SxwTheCat> why the fuck 9 damage
0137:< barnum> Round #2, 211 hits! Titan Centipede HP: 182[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), SxwTheCat (6), pyroshroom (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0137:< SxwTheCat> or i don't know nevermind
0138:< ryanvango> sxw, you got hit with its tail and the fire.
0138:< SxwTheCat> whatever just don't trip me >.>
0138:< pyroshroom> the dwarf cat amuses me
0138:< ryanvango> lol so sxw you're at 77 right now
0138:< SirCabbage> I just wish it would lead us to its cave
0138:< SxwTheCat> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
0138:< SirCabbage> !heroes
0138:< barnum> Round #3, 135 hits! Titan Centipede HP: 47[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SxwTheCat (3), ryanvango (3), SirCabbage (3), pyroshroom (1.5)
0138:< SirCabbage> *bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash
0138:< thatwentBTE> I use my Mindmaster's Eyes to charm the trea
0139:< barnum> #rpg HEROES : ryanvango (14/65%), thatwentBTE (13/60%), SirCabbage (12/61%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/...
0139:< ryanvango> before we go on, remember DJ is sleeping and has the glove. it would be ok to take it
0139:< pyroshroom> what trea, this is a titan centipede
0139:< barnum> Titan Centipede is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Judge's Wig]! LVLs: thatwentBTE (13/64%), SirCabbage (12/63%), ryanvango (14/67%), Sxw...
0139:< SxwTheCat> i think he means the one that hit me
0139:< SirCabbage> but we can't steal an item from someone else- for that way lies madness
0139:< SxwTheCat> have you considered insanity lately?
0139:< barnum> A wild Spear Urchin appeared! HP: 189[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0140:< ryanvango> * I would say you can borrow it, because he was gonna come but IRL is a sleepy fella
0140:< SirCabbage> instead, *grabs his hand and shoves it on my crotch to force heal
0140:< ryanvango> cabbage is healed back to full (122)
0140:< SxwTheCat> isn't that rape
0140:< barnum> Spear Urchin is kill! SxwTheCat picks up [Lion's Shield]! LVLs: SirCabbage (12/66%), ryanvango (14/69%), SxwTheCat (3/45%)
0140:< SirCabbage> shouldnt it be higher? I am lvl 12 now not 11
0140:< ryanvango> up to you, do what you want
0140:< barnum> A wild Young Void Dragon appeared! HP: 428[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0140:< ryanvango> you got 3 levels from when we started. a 7, a 7, and an 8
0140:< SirCabbage> sexual assult actually *shoves his hand in everyone elses crotch until the glove is used up or the rest are fully healed
0141:< SirCabbage> <3
0141:< barnum> Round #1, 258 hits! Young Void Dragon HP: 169[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), ryanvango (6)
0141:< ryanvango> everyone is fully healed and the glove stays with DJ apparently
0141:< SxwTheCat> what kind of glove is this
0141:< SirCabbage> a healing glove.
0141:< ryanvango> its a healers glove. it can heal 200 points an hour
0141:< SirCabbage> the glove is just a little bit more dirty now-but yes dj still has iot
0142:< ryanvango> * so, recovering from the attack from the dragon, and fully healed via molestation, the group is ready to.....
0142:< barnum> Young Void Dragon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Talisman of Pure Good]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/72%), SirCabbage (12/70%), K1ngN0thing (1...
0142:< SxwTheCat> the glove is stuck to Cab's hand
0142:< barnum> A wild Giant Tiger Barb appeared! HP: 99[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0142:< SxwTheCat> he trys to shake it off as white slime flys everywhere
0142:< SirCabbage> it was never on my hand
0142:< SirCabbage> I grabbed his arm and shoved HIS hand into everyone's crotch
0143:< SxwTheCat> o. big difference.
0143:< barnum> Giant Tiger Barb is kill! SxwTheCat picks up [Demon Blood]! LVLs: SirCabbage (12/72%), SxwTheCat (3/53%)
0143:< ryanvango> its ok. hell just wake up to a stinky glove tomorrow
0143:< SxwTheCat> ooo demon blood
0143:< barnum> A wild Adult Sovereign Dragon appeared! HP: 1013[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0143:< SirCabbage> DOn't drink that.
0143:< SirCabbage> WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE DRAGONS
0143:< ryanvango> *KABOOOOOOOOOOM
0143:< SirCabbage> CAN WE FUCK OFF INTO CAVES NOW?
0144:< pyroshroom> PLANES
0144:< SxwTheCat> as you enter a cave, a big ass dragon flys in
0144:< barnum> Round #1, 131 hits! Adult Sovereign Dragon HP: 881[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), SxwTheCat (3), ryanvango (1.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0144:< SirCabbage> oh yeah
0144:< ryanvango> * looking around for where this dwarven cat person couldve come from, you see only thick forest
0144:< ryanvango> * perhaps the dwarf could lead you to the caves
0144:< SirCabbage> *uses pyro's staff to escape to a plane of existence where a dragon doesn't exist but a cave is clearly visible
0144:< pyroshroom> I must shift into the planes again, while this dwarf looks for a cave
0144:< pyroshroom> HEY
0145:< pyroshroom> come back here with my staff
0145:< SirCabbage> what? you didnt want to take us all with you?
0145:< SxwTheCat> HERE YA MATE! THERE'S NO EAZERY WAYZ TWO GET A CAVE DEN MARKING YERSELF
0145:< barnum> Round #2, 323 hits! Adult Sovereign Dragon HP: 559[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), pyroshroom (7.5), ryanvango (6), SxwTheCat (4.5)
0145:< SirCabbage> I didnt take it, I grabbed on and used it :o
0145:< pyroshroom> Oh yes, I was taking us all
0145:< SirCabbage> *winks* I love grabbing onto your staff
0145:< SxwTheCat> TAEKR DIS HER PIKAX ANDA DIG YOURSKEJF DOWNA BIGASSHOLE
0145:< pyroshroom> I shift SxwTheCat back into the plane with the dragon
0145:< barnum> Round #3, 78 hits! Adult Sovereign Dragon HP: 481[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (3), pyroshroom (3), SxwTheCat (1.5)
0146:< SirCabbage> Welp, there is the cave.
0146:< SirCabbage> let us go inside!
0146:< SxwTheCat> HEY MATE I'M BACK!
0146:< ryanvango> * clearly confused and slightly insane, Sxw tries to make you dig a cave. perhaps the mountains would be a good place to start
0146:< pyroshroom> *Uses his teleporting climbing gear to get us to the mountains
0146:< SxwTheCat> NOW YOU JUST WATCH YOUR ASS, THAT'S MY MOUNTAINHOLME
0146:< barnum> Round #4, 187 hits! Adult Sovereign Dragon HP: 294[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (4.5), SirCabbage (3), SxwTheCat (3)
0146:< pyroshroom> See you later dragon!
0147:< SxwTheCat> DWARVES HERE BE MAD IF YOU'RE NOT WITH A FRIEND
0147:< SirCabbage> *walks to mountains
0147:< pyroshroom> Oh shit, angry dwarves
0147:< ryanvango> * pyro teleports you all to the base of the mountain. ahead is a difficult but climbable path, and 500 yeards behind
0147:< SirCabbage> Thats okay, BTE (who is still with us but silent) has the (Golden) Dwarfbond Hammer . which helps us bond with dwarfs
0147:< ryanvango> * is the tree line of the forest you came from
0147:< barnum> Round #5, 257 hits! Adult Sovereign Dragon HP: 37[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (6), ryanvango (6), pyroshroom (3), SxwTheCat (1.5)
0147:< pyroshroom> *uses his cloak of firey vanishing to vanish and wait for SirCabbage to walk here
0148:< SirCabbage> so its oaky- we have a hammer to help us!
0148:< SxwTheCat> BE CAREFUL, THAT HAMMER WAS STOLEN MOONS AGO
0148:< ryanvango> * as you stand there, getting your bearings, KABOOOOOOM  the thunderclap, now much louder
0148:< pyroshroom> oh no, more lightning
0148:< SxwTheCat> THEY'LL BE MAD IF THEY SEE YOU STOLE IT
0148:< ryanvango> can be heard slightly to the south of the mountain line.
0148:< SirCabbage> we didnt steal it- we claimed it from a monster
0148:< pyroshroom> hmm, was the forest to the north then?
0148:< barnum> Adult Sovereign Dragon is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Raven Bracers]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/79%), pyroshroom (6/37%), SirCabbage (12/80...
0148:< SirCabbage> saved it one may say
0148:< SxwTheCat> DWARVES DON'T CARE, DWARVES INSANE. DWARVES JUST LIKE HAMMERS AND HOLES
0149:< barnum> A wild Adherer appeared! HP: 135[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0149:< ryanvango> assessing your surroundings, you only see the mountains ahead, the forest behind, and the sound to the south
0149:< SirCabbage> thatwentBTE can you please use your hammer to find the entrance to the secret cave?
0149:< ryanvango> (the teleportation can only be used once per hour, i would say)
0149:< barnum> Adherer is kill! ryanvango picks up [Mummer's Ruff]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/81%), SirCabbage (12/82%), SxwTheCat (3/74%)
0149:< thatwentBTE> How can I do that?
0149:< SirCabbage> I am starting to see the reason why Swx was sent out of the caves.
0149:< pyroshroom> (Yes, it would be rather overpowered)
0149:< SirCabbage> you have the (Golden) Dwarfbond Hammer
0149:< barnum> A wild Marid Genie appeared! HP: 513[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0150:< SirCabbage> we are looking for dwarves
0150:< ryanvango> are you heading in to the mountains?
0150:< SirCabbage> surely your magic (Golden) Dwarfbond Hammer  can do something
0150:< pyroshroom> I think I should wait for SirCabbage to arrive before I head in
0150:< SxwTheCat> I CAN LEAD YOU TO THE ENTRANCE, BUT LEAVE THE HAMMER BEHIND. I WILL NOT LEAD YOU THERE WITH IT
0150:< barnum> Round #1, 326 hits! Marid Genie HP: 187[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (12), pyroshroom (6), SxwTheCat (4.5), thatwentBTE (1.5), ryanvango (...
0150:< ryanvango> sircabbage, a little angry, flies in on his dragon, and you are all present and ready, fully healed
0150:< SirCabbage> I am on a dragon- I have already flown over (assuming you didnt take me via teleport)
0151:< ryanvango> (also, please track your levels so i know when to give your more max hp)
0151:< pyroshroom> Ah yes, let's go into the mountains!
0151:< pyroshroom> hmm, I am level 6 now, when we started I was level 5
0151:< SxwTheCat> imagine pokemon mountain theme here
0151:< SirCabbage> afterall, you didnt take me with you for some reason *mutters
0151:< barnum> Marid Genie is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Darkwood Shield]! LVLs: pyroshroom (6/45%), ryanvango (14/84%), SirCabbage (12/87%), SxwTh...
0151:< pyroshroom> Climbing rig only has room for one person!
0151:< ryanvango> pyro, max hp of 102
0151:< pyroshroom> kk
0151:< SirCabbage> well you still havent risen my hp from my 11>12 raise
0151:< barnum> A wild Gillman appeared! HP: 27[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0151:< SxwTheCat> abandoning chat rooms now works in canary
0152:< ryanvango> cabbage. you got 7 for 9-10, 7 for 10-11, and 8 for 11-12
0152:< barnum> Gillman is kill! ryanvango picks up [Silverfang]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/87%), pyroshroom (6/49%), SirCabbage (12/89%), SxwTheCat (3/88%)
0152:< SirCabbage> oh?
0152:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (14/87%), thatwentBTE (13/64%), SirCabbage (12/89%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0152:< SirCabbage> Anyway, now we are up here can we please go inside?
0152:< pyroshroom> oh hey, Ryan has another silverfang
0153:< barnum> A wild Pirate Officers appeared! HP: 113[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0153:< ryanvango> sxw has demanded you drop the hammer before going cave hunting...
0153:< ryanvango> thats why im not advancing you
0153:< SxwTheCat> fine don't listen to me. i'm just an insane dwarf. don't listen to me. go get yourselves killed
0153:< thatwentBTE> IMy hammer?
0153:< ryanvango> yes
0153:< pyroshroom> Yes, let's go! On to a new adventure
0153:< SirCabbage> Why would we listen to the crazy dwarf who thinks he is a cat?
0153:< pyroshroom> I refuse to drop this hammer
0153:< SirCabbage> lets just go in.
0153:< barnum> Pirate Officers is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Elixir of Swimming]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/92%), SirCabbage (12/93%), pyroshroom (6/56%)...
0153:< ryanvango> you guys all go in to the mountains together?
0153:< barnum> A wild Fetch appeared! HP: 99[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0153:< SxwTheCat> i stay behind, wary of the hammer. I walk back towards the house for dwarf hibernation
0154:< pyroshroom> Let's look for this cave ourselves
0154:< thatwentBTE> I smack sxwthe cat with it
0154:< SirCabbage> lets go inside, yes, pls.
0154:< ryanvango> * you all gather yourselves up, get your bearings, and head up what seems to be a path in to the mountains
0154:< barnum> Fetch is kill! ryanvango picks up [Daystar Half-plate]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/94%), SirCabbage (12/95%), SxwTheCat (3/97%), pyroshroom...
0154:< barnum> A wild Nephilim appeared! HP: 468[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0154:< ryanvango> * the 2 suns are moving slowly down, you gather much of the day is still ahead
0154:< SirCabbage> Wait, I have a great idea
0155:< SirCabbage> *throws an egg on the ground in front of us from the jar of eggs
0155:< pyroshroom> woah what, two suns, I never saw that before
0155:< ryanvango> * as you progress through the winding path, up up up, you can hear rocks moving, low earth-mumbles
0155:< barnum> Round #1, 308 hits! Nephilim HP: 160[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), SirCabbage (6), pyroshroom (1.5)
0155:< pyroshroom> this is an odd plane
0155:< ryanvango> cabbage chucks an egg as far as he can, and it lands on the stoney ground with a KRSPLAT
0156:< SirCabbage> Awesome.
0156:< pyroshroom> this plane is an odd plane
0156:< ryanvango> * proceeding onward, and avoiding the egg mess, higher and higher, deeper and deeper, the world drowns up.
0156:< barnum> Nephilim is kill! ryanvango picks up [Frozen Heart of Cocytus]! LVLs: ryanvango (14/98%), pyroshroom (6/58%), SirCabbage (12/96%)
0156:< SirCabbage> drowns up?
0156:< ryanvango> * drown out*
0156:< barnum> A wild Medium Lightning Quasi-elemental appeared! HP: 338[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 5...
0156:< pyroshroom> oh no, we must be going mad too
0156:< ryanvango> the thunderclap can still be heard as an echo, but it quickly shirnk back
0156:< pyroshroom> this must be what afflicted SxwTheCat
0157:< SirCabbage> I use my horn of Goodness/Evil to call out into the dark and see what is there
0157:< ryanvango> * while wading through, out of the corner of your eye, you see small pebbles tumble down a mountainside, about 75 yeards off
0157:< barnum> Medium Lightning Quasi-elemental is kill! ryanvango picks up [Rod That Should Not Be (lesser)]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/7%), SirCabbage ...
0157:< barnum> A wild Spider Eater appeared! HP: 234[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0157:< ryanvango> cabbage blasts out with the horn. the sounds is deafening. any lose gravel moves, and rocks stream down the mountains
0158:< pyroshroom> ROCKSLIDE!
0158:< SirCabbage> Psh we will be safe
0158:< barnum> Round #1, 140 hits! Spider Eater HP: 94[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0158:< ryanvango> you dont feel in immediate danger, but you know you're not alone
0158:< SirCabbage> Dont worry! I wouldnt have done something so silly without thinking!
0158:< SirCabbage> Now we just have to hope it is the GOODNESS that comes
0158:< ryanvango> nothing comes. but still you don't feel alone.
0159:< pyroshroom> hmm, maybe we should get a better look
0159:< thatwentBTE> I send my golden griffon statue to partol overhead and report sightings
0159:< barnum> Spider Eater is kill! thatwentBTE picks up [Music Box Trap]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/11%), SirCabbage (13/8%), thatwentBTE (13/68%), pyr...
0159:< ryanvango> it immediately finds a trap
0159:< pyroshroom> it plays music :o
0159:< SirCabbage> that was quick.
0159:< pyroshroom> so enchanting
0200:< SirCabbage> also seems like a pretty pointless trap. it isnt like we have been quiet up to this point
0200:< barnum> Round #1, 205 hits! Dullahan HP: 177[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (6), ryanvango (3), pyroshroom (3)
0200:< ryanvango> a slow jaunty tune begins to play. while mesmerized by it, cabbage also hears with his elven ears
0200:< SxwTheCat> (on trail back home) *grumble* those damn whippersnappers *grumble*
0200:< ryanvango> to the right, another smaller rockslide. different than the one he set off
0200:< SirCabbage> I hear it, but I would like to think I was immune to such simple charm spells
0200:< barnum> Dullahan is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Ki Mat]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/14%), SirCabbage (13/11%), SxwTheCat (3/99%)
0201:< SirCabbage> what is a Ki Mat?
0201:< ryanvango> * sxw moping and pouting suddenly feels an overwhelming urge. a call to home
0201:< SxwTheCat> i'm just an insane dwarf. hrmph. insane.
0201:< barnum> A wild Gongorinan appeared! HP: 617[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0201:< SirCabbage> you could have came with us lol
0201:< SxwTheCat> I WARNED YOU BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0201:< SirCabbage> wait, I cant talk to him
0201:< pyroshroom> it's ok Sxw, we can find you help for that in your home
0201:< ryanvango> * he shakes the feeling i guess, and continues on. smooshing only the red bugs as he goes. cause...reasons
0201:< barnum> Round #1, 308 hits! Gongorinan HP: 308[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), SirCabbage (4.5), SxwTheCat (1.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0202:< SxwTheCat> *grumble* (sets back on trail to the house)
0202:< ryanvango> cabbage, the music is from ahead, the rockslide is from your 5 oclock
0202:< SirCabbage> well lets just go towards the music.
0202:< barnum> Round #2, 138 hits! Gongorinan HP: 170[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SxwTheCat (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0202:< pyroshroom> Yes, music is for festivities!
0202:< SirCabbage> I use my grim lantern to light the way
0203:< pyroshroom> They must be friendly
0203:< ryanvango> Sxw mopes his way back home.
0203:< micubit> I flail my limbs at the creature while screaming various obcenities
0203:< ryanvango> the rest of the party heads forward, cabbage ignoring the sliding rocks. they want to see where this music is coming from
0203:< ryanvango> * they see the griffon, perched on a large ornate music box, trimmed in gold and silver
0203:< barnum> Gongorinan is kill! ryanvango picks up [Bracers of Armor +3]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/19%), micubit (1/65%), pyroshroom (6/64%), SirCabb...
0203:< SirCabbage> oh, I know what we need to do here
0204:< barnum> A wild Grand Defender appeared! HP: 707[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0204:< thatwentBTE> I tell the griffon to open the box
0204:< SirCabbage> *uses my philosopher's stone to change the silver on the silver and gold box to gold
0204:< ryanvango> moving closer to inspect it, that cant reason why it would just be sitting here. so beautiful and in the open
0204:< pyroshroom> Ah yes, the box is now golden and magnificent
0204:< ryanvango> cabbage transforms the whole thing to solid gold. the music fuckin sucks now
0204:< SirCabbage> yep, this gold and gold chest is nice
0204:< barnum> Round #1, 391 hits! Grand Defender HP: 315[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), SirCabbage (7.5), thatwentBTE (1.5), pyroshroom (1.5), micubit...
0204:< SirCabbage> Welp, my work here is done. No more charming box
0204:< pyroshroom> guess gold isn't the best metal for instruments
0204:< SirCabbage> Who wants it?
0205:< pyroshroom> we have to pick it up first don't we
0205:< ryanvango> while staring it awe at their creation, the music box clearly having performed properly, they hear
0205:< micubit> I don't own anything I might as well take it :)
0205:< SxwTheCat> lololol
0205:< ryanvango> * a colossal sound of rocks and massive boulders from all sides. something has forced a landslide
0205:< micubit> IIRC I'm completely naked right now
0205:< pyroshroom> :O
0205:< SirCabbage> A new random person is taking the Gold and Gold Music Box
0205:< pyroshroom> we FLY
0205:< SxwTheCat> lololol
0205:< barnum> Grand Defender is kill! SxwTheCat picks up [Hushing Arrow]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/16%), pyroshroom (6/69%), SxwTheCat (4/26%), ryanva...
0205:< SirCabbage> I am 13 now ryan, gimme health
0205:< barnum> A wild Llama appeared! HP: 27[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0205:< pyroshroom> *Uses his wings of flying to fly up and dodge the rocks and boulders
0206:< ryanvango> in the chaos and confusion, a small naked dwarf muttering about a crazy hammer, comes tearing ass through the rock slide
0206:< SirCabbage> OMFG I WANT THE LLAMA
0206:< micubit> I punch the shit outta the llama!
0206:< ryanvango> he sweeps in, scooping up the box and hauls ass in to the mountains off the path
0206:< micubit> Wait who took the box!
0206:< barnum> Llama is kill! micubit picks up [Scattershot Bracers]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/25%), SirCabbage (13/19%), micubit (1/92%), pyroshroom (6...
0206:< SxwTheCat> your mom took the box
0206:< SxwTheCat> all 15 inches of it
0206:< barnum> A wild Vegepygmy Subchief appeared! HP: 230[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0206:< pyroshroom> oh dear, all these dwarves are crazy
0206:< ryanvango> cabbage, 131 total. you get awesome rolls. fuck.
0206:< micubit> ohhhhh yeah [equips bracers] what the hell does the Scattershot prefix do
0207:< ryanvango> micubit, you did
0207:< pyroshroom> micubit doesn't even realize that he took the box
0207:< SxwTheCat> tfw insane
0207:< barnum> Round #1, 113 hits! Vegepygmy Subchief HP: 116[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: SxwTheCat (4.5), micubit (4.5), pyroshroom (3), ryanvango (3)
0207:< pyroshroom> are we sure we want to enter this mountainhome? these dwarves seem very...
0207:< micubit> I didn't realize I was considered a dwarf but I'll take it
0207:< SirCabbage> I would guess it makes any ranged weapon you use shoot with a scattered effect
0207:< pyroshroom> special
0207:< micubit> also didn't realize I was talkinga bout hammers....?
0207:< ryanvango> micubit sees the hammer as hes running off, and shrieks. tripping over a rock and stubbing the everloving fuck out of his toe
0207:< SirCabbage> ..It has to be better then following the plot ryan wants us to by going to the thunder
0208:< barnum> Vegepygmy Subchief is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Stone Familiar]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/23%), pyroshroom (6/79%), micubit (2/42%), ry...
0208:< ryanvango> (micubit sxw is also a dwarf. he refused to enter the mountains with BTE carrying his hammer)
0208:< barnum> A wild Petrified Horror appeared! HP: 630[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0208:< SirCabbage> Did I just get a cool new pet?
0208:< pyroshroom> I see we are being followed by a troupe of crazy dwarfs
0209:< pyroshroom> we should be careful
0209:< SirCabbage> well at least they are friendly enough right?
0209:< barnum> Round #1, 182 hits! Petrified Horror HP: 448[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (3), pyroshroom (3)
0209:< micubit> I run off into the distance, screaming something about meetings and partings
0209:< ryanvango> as you guys discuss the possibility of going on, or watching the creepy dwarf micubit, the rock slide is upon you
0210:< pyroshroom> FLY!
0210:< ryanvango> crushing everyone in the party for 20 damage
0210:< barnum> Round #2, 157 hits! Petrified Horror HP: 291[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), micubit (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0210:< pyroshroom> Oh dear
0210:< pyroshroom> I guess I couldn't fly fast enough
0210:< pyroshroom> Everybody ok?
0210:< SirCabbage> On my window you said fly before the crush happend
0210:< SxwTheCat> fucking told you so
0210:< SirCabbage> and good thing I grabbed hold huh?>
0210:< SirCabbage> <_<
0210:< thatwentBTE> im good
0211:< barnum> Round #3, 159 hits! Petrified Horror HP: 133[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5), SxwTheCat (3), thatwentBTE (1.5)
0211:< ryanvango> lol. i declare crushed, for failure to act while a trap was happening, given like 5 minutes to think
0211:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (15/29%), thatwentBTE (13/68%), SirCabbage (13/24%), Sorrento110 (11/13%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0211:< pyroshroom> Technically I tried to fly earlier
0211:< pyroshroom> but I guess my flight failed 5 minutes ago
0211:< SirCabbage> yeah he did try and fly when you first said it
0211:< ryanvango> oh yeah, i see it. so you're good. you missed it
0212:< SirCabbage> also you said we were in no immanent danger
0212:< pyroshroom> Phew, guess I made it :D
0212:< barnum> Petrified Horror is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Gorget of Living Whispers]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/27%), ryanvango (15/31%), pyroshroom...
0212:< ryanvango> you werent. then you decided to go to the item labeled "music box trap" and listen to the music
0212:< barnum> A wild Putrid Ooze appeared! HP: 707[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0213:< thatwentBTE> I pull my seklf out of the rocks and head of towards the sound of thunder
0213:< SirCabbage> fapfapfap
0213:< pyroshroom> So ughh, does anyone want this Gorget of Living Whispers... it sounds like something that would drive you crazy
0213:< barnum> Round #1, 215 hits! Putrid Ooze HP: 491[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), thatwentBTE (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0213:< SirCabbage> So where to now?
0213:< ryanvango> well micubit ran off with the box, theres a path deeper in, woods behind, and the thunderclap is pretty far south now
0214:< barnum> Round #2, 163 hits! Putrid Ooze HP: 328[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0214:< SirCabbage> Lets just keep going deeper, away from any thunder
0214:< pyroshroom> Let's continue on this path deeper in
0214:< ryanvango> the rocks on either side are climbable, but there is a clear path you are on now
0214:< pyroshroom> I prefer the easy road, my Teleporting Climbing Rig is still recharging
0215:< barnum> Round #3, 174 hits! Putrid Ooze HP: 154[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (6), ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0215:< ryanvango> alright. *the group gathers together and heads in the general opposite direction of the crazed naked dwarf up the path
0215:< ryanvango> * as the day wears on and the path trails to infinity, you continually see shadows moving around the edges of your vision just
0215:< SirCabbage> This is such a nice walk isn't it?
0215:< ryanvango> * to the sides and behind you.
0215:< SirCabbage> *uses grim lantern again to light up the path
0215:< barnum> Putrid Ooze is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Deck of Illusions]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/36%), SirCabbage (13/31%)
0216:< ryanvango> * you eventually come down a small hill and what opens up to be a large quarry
0216:< barnum> A wild Scylla appeared! HP: 621[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0216:< SirCabbage> WAIT
0216:< SirCabbage> before we go down there
0216:< barnum> Round #1, 162 hits! Scylla HP: 459[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
0216:< SirCabbage> I need to do something really important
0217:< ryanvango> clearly extensive excavation happened here. large cliffs jut out, and it spirals down for several hundred yards
0217:< SirCabbage> :o
0217:< barnum> Round #2, 250 hits! Scylla HP: 209[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), ryanvango (4.5)
0217:< ryanvango> cabbage chucks another egg, launching it far over the quarry. it falls from the sky for a while, eventually faintly hitting the ground
0217:< SirCabbage> okay, lets go.
0218:< pyroshroom> phew, that's a deep hole
0218:< ryanvango> down the spiraling walls of the quarry?
0218:< Sorrento110> Hey guys
0218:< SirCabbage> yep.
0218:< pyroshroom> Yes! Down the walls we go
0218:< Sorrento110> Oh are we doing a session?
0218:< SirCabbage> the egg shows us there is a bottom
0218:< barnum> Scylla is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Rod That Should Not Be (lesser)]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/36%), pyroshroom (6/92%), Sorrento110 (1...
0218:< ryanvango> you head down in to the quarry, along the walls. as you go deeper, it gets darker. if you stare, you can just see bottom
0219:< barnum> A wild Lava Drake appeared! HP: 518[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0219:< ryanvango> you could swear you see movement, but when you look to it, it stops
0219:< ryanvango> sorrento you in?
0219:< SirCabbage> what does this rod do? does anyone know?
0219:< barnum> Round #1, 270 hits! Lava Drake HP: 247[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (10.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0219:< pyroshroom> It's an abomination, It's a rod that should not exist
0220:< SirCabbage> Well, I wouldn't go THAT far. I would react lesser to it
0220:< pyroshroom> I think it would be useful for confusing the lesser minded creatures
0220:< barnum> Round #2, 130 hits! Lava Drake HP: 117[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (6), SirCabbage (4.5)
0220:< Sorrento110> Im in
0220:< Sorrento110> ryanvango
0220:< ryanvango> small outcropping of stone jut out, making the path difficult...behind one, you trip over a malnourished gnome. its sorrento110
0220:< SirCabbage> Why hello there gnome!
0221:< pyroshroom> Hello! Little gnome, what are you doing out here?
0221:< Sorrento110> Oh dear.... please. Im an old gnomish man dont step on me
0221:< SirCabbage> would you like an egg to eat?
0221:< Sorrento110> .... uh Sure?
0221:< ryanvango> * he appears to have been here a while. a small piece of cardboard and a burnt out firepit are present
0221:< barnum> Lava Drake is kill! ryanvango picks up [Echoing Metamagic Rod]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (11/20%), ryanvango (15/43%), SirCabbage (13/41%),...
0221:< SirCabbage> *hands sorrento an egg as a gift
0221:< Sorrento110> I eat the egg hastily
0221:< barnum> A wild Ciratto appeared! HP: 842[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0221:< Sorrento110> What are you men up to?
0222:< SirCabbage> we also have some Bloatstrike Tail if you would like some- I had no idea you were so hungry.
0222:< SirCabbage> We are exploring this cave-quarry thing
0222:< Sorrento110> I'm actually starving. Playing music to soothe beasts doesn
0222:< barnum> Round #1, 251 hits! Ciratto HP: 590[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), Sorrento110 (7.5)
0222:< SirCabbage> trying to avoid the story which ryan wants us to do
0222:< ryanvango> (sorrento110, you would know about this quarry if you want to give info on it)
0223:< Sorrento110> Oh. Of course. Well this quarry was once home to a mighty basilisk, and although he is gone, some say sorcerors come around to study
0223:< barnum> Round #2, 225 hits! Ciratto HP: 365[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), Sorrento110 (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
0223:< Sorrento110> his habitat.
0223:< Sorrento110> I was sent here to make sure the path was clear for the sorceror's, but I haven't made it too far.
0223:< pyroshroom> hmm, I don't like giant snakes
0223:< SirCabbage> Do you know where the dwarfs are? we have met a few already
0224:< Sorrento110> I've heard they also may have repurposed the bottom chamber into a backdoor of one of their sanctions.
0224:< barnum> Round #3, 182 hits! Ciratto HP: 183[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: Sorrento110 (6), SirCabbage (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0224:< Sorrento110> It's well hidden since it seems as though this cave leads no where fast.
0224:< Sorrento110> But the dwarves know these paths like the backs of their hands
0224:< SirCabbage> http://www.archivesofnethys.com/MagicIntelligentDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Rod%20That%20Should%20Not%20Be%20(Lesser) => http://nazar.so/7bmg1 
0225:< barnum> Ciratto is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Drums of Lethargy]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (11/27%), SirCabbage (13/45%)
0225:< ryanvango> you're about 3/4 in to the quarry. 1 sun is still high, but it is darker down here. continue on?
0225:< pyroshroom> Continue!
0225:< barnum> A wild Spyglass Archon appeared! HP: 117[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0225:< SirCabbage> oh good, would you like you come with us on the way down then?
0225:< Sorrento110> Continue with them
0225:< Sorrento110> "of course!"
0225:< SirCabbage> sounds good.
0226:< barnum> Spyglass Archon is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Rod of Alertness]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/48%), Sorrento110 (11/30%), ryanvango (15/44%)...
0226:< SirCabbage> enjoy the tail- lets go!
0226:< ryanvango> cool beans. you make your way down the last length of the quarry wall. as you hit the bottom, you can still see, but barely
0226:< barnum> A wild Rune Guardian appeared! HP: 50[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0226:< SirCabbage> wow, what a weak guardian
0226:< ryanvango> there are small beasts running around that you easily dispatch. likely they fell here and got stuck
0226:< Sorrento110> Can I see better using my gnomish vision?
0226:< ryanvango> everyone can see fine right now. it just clearly swept in shadow
0226:< SirCabbage> *I literally just walk up to one and hit it with my fist- *thump* then I laugh hahahahahhahahhhahahahaha
0226:< barnum> Rune Guardian is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Helm of Opposite Alignment]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/49%), SirCabbage (13/52%), Sorrento110 ...
0227:< Sorrento110> Alright awesome
0227:< SirCabbage> now THIS looks useful
0227:< barnum> A wild Kurshu The Undying appeared! HP: 1031[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0227:< ryanvango> standing in the middle of the quarry floor, you can see a few caves going in to the walls.
0227:< Sorrento110> It looks evil is what It looks like
0227:< ryanvango> one to the north is large. large enough for an adult dragon to walk down.
0227:< pyroshroom> Hmm, big caves are better
0227:< barnum> Round #1, 289 hits! Kurshu The Undying HP: 741[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), Sorrento110 (3), SirCabbage (1.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0227:< Sorrento110> That cave to the north must have been the basilisks old Hiding hole
0227:< ryanvango> one to the south is much smaller. your group would need to go single file through the opening, but it is smoother
0228:< SirCabbage> Well obviously we have to go down the dragon route- for obvious reasons *guestures to my dragon
0228:< pyroshroom> Then SirCabbage can bring his dragon along
0228:< Sorrento110> Oh true.... Your dragon is beautiful
0228:< pyroshroom> It's golden :D
0228:< SirCabbage> I have a spare one up near our house :o
0228:< ryanvango> the side ones could be small outcroppings, or the home to things the size of bears, or great worms
0228:< barnum> Round #2, 430 hits! Kurshu The Undying HP: 312[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), Sorrento110 (6), SirCabbage (6), pyroshroom (3)
0228:< Sorrento110> I have a pet.... hes just not here right now
0228:< pyroshroom> BIGGEST HOLE!
0229:< SirCabbage> Is he a cat by any chance sorrento?
0229:< SirCabbage> just a hunch.
0229:< Sorrento110> Hmmmm. These looks suspicious. and No. He's... well hard to describe
0229:< pyroshroom> You know what they say, the bigger the hole, the more you can hide in there
0229:< ryanvango> keep in mind, while the big hole will fit him (at least for the beginning) he cant fly
0229:< ryanvango> unless theres a large cavern in there
0229:< ryanvango> but he can still swipe and breath fire
0229:< pyroshroom> hmm, we should be careful
0229:< SirCabbage> yeah we know,
0229:< barnum> Kurshu The Undying is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Cauldron of Resurrection]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/55%), pyroshroom (7/16%), SirCabbage...
0229:< SirCabbage> Well
0229:< pyroshroom> I'll have my globe of blizzards ready
0230:< SirCabbage> I think I know what this loot does
0230:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (15/55%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), SirCabbage (13/56%), Sorrento110 (11/35%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0230:< pyroshroom> in case he burns us all
0230:< Lord_Renwod> I can fly
0230:< Sorrento110> Let's try carefully walk down one of the largest tunnels to see if anything is there
0230:< ryanvango> all agreed?
0230:< SirCabbage> *places down the Cauldron of Resurrection - pours in the Potion of Reflection- then fills the rest with water
0230:< barnum> A wild Bog Creeper appeared! HP: 428[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0230:< SirCabbage> **potion of ressurection
0230:< pyroshroom> AYE! AGREED!
0230:< Lord_Renwod> Huh you guys are doing actual adventures
0230:< SirCabbage> yes yes, I just need to finish my improved ressurection item
0230:< Lord_Renwod> I wish I could do them with you
0230:< ryanvango> * yeah renwod you in?
0230:< Sorrento110> Oh yes give cabbage time.
0230:< barnum> Bog Creeper is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Headband of Inspired Wisdom +4]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (11/38%), SirCabbage (13/57%), ryanvan...
0231:< Lord_Renwod> No I have an assignment due in 2.5 hours
0231:< Sorrento110> How long will it take?
0231:< barnum> A wild Man-Eating Aurochs appeared! HP: 140[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0231:< ryanvango> ah. alright. well get that done!
0231:< Lord_Renwod> I just got home, I wanted to check in
0231:< SirCabbage> Not long, I am trying to make a multi-use ressurection item
0231:**** Lord_Renwod poofs
0231:< SirCabbage> There we go.
0231:< Sorrento110> Alright awesome
0231:< SirCabbage> One Full Cauldron of Resurrection .
0231:< ryanvango> anything else you wanna do/take care of before going in?
0231:< barnum> Man-Eating Aurochs is kill! ryanvango picks up [Murderer's Silence]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/63%), ryanvango (15/59%), Lord_Renwod (2/7...
0231:< SirCabbage> Let us depart.
0231:< Sorrento110> We can be careful, and if we get into deep trouble I will call my pet
0232:< barnum> A wild Ptarmigan appeared! HP: 9[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0232:< SirCabbage> yes we can pyro
0232:< ryanvango> cabbage, lets say, by mixing the potion in the cauldron, you can triple its potency, so you made it 3 use, not 1
0232:< Sorrento110> I can read you pyroshroom
0232:< pyroshroom> Thanks! :D
0232:< Sorrento110> Easy kill
0232:< SirCabbage> very
0232:< barnum> Ptarmigan is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Gorgon Belt]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (11/46%), SirCabbage (13/68%), pyroshroom (7/26%), ryanvango...
0232:< Sorrento110> Alright what are our hole options?
0233:< Sorrento110> ryanvango
0233:< pyroshroom> The bigger the better!
0233:< barnum> A wild Rust Monster appeared! HP: 122[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0233:< ryanvango> big hole, smooth smaller holer, regular bear sized holes
0233:< SirCabbage> Still big hole, dragon must come :o
0233:< Sorrento110> Lets go down the big hole first, and clear them from largest to smallest.
0233:< SirCabbage> wait
0233:< pyroshroom> the small hole must be the dwarf caves though
0233:< SirCabbage> I have an idea
0233:< barnum> Rust Monster is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Armor of Arrow Attraction]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/73%), Sorrento110 (11/49%), ryanvango (1...
0233:< pyroshroom> but I need to know what's in this big hole
0234:< Sorrento110> What idea?
0234:< ryanvango> k. you guys set of down the massive hole, with your dragon in tow, he splits the group in 2 as you head in
0234:< SirCabbage> Dragon- breathe fire through all of the small holes
0234:< barnum> A wild Immortal Ichor appeared! HP: 1215[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0234:< Sorrento110> NO!
0234:< ryanvango> there is barely enough room for him to move, and get around him, but its possible. just uncomfortable.
0234:< ryanvango> dragons dont like being cramped
0234:< Sorrento110> Dont do that! if you do it'll kill dwarves
0234:< SirCabbage> oh okay
0234:< SirCabbage> come on dragon, lets not
0234:< barnum> Round #1, 450 hits! Immortal Ichor HP: 765[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (10.5), SirCabbage (6), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
0234:< Sorrento110> lets just keep walking down the big hole
0234:< SirCabbage> *walks down hole
0234:< SxwTheCat> dwarves?
0235:< pyroshroom> :O the cat returns!
0235:< SirCabbage> How did he get here so fast.
0235:< Sorrento110> hi SxwTheCat we are roleplaying a real session
0235:< SxwTheCat> nah i'm sleep
0235:< ryanvango> cat have you been secretly following them or are you sleeping at the house
0235:< SxwTheCat> secretly following them
0235:< barnum> Round #2, 249 hits! Immortal Ichor HP: 516[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: SxwTheCat (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), Sorrento110 (3), SirCabbage (3), pyroshroom...
0235:< SxwTheCat> er uh, they don't know that
0235:< pyroshroom> maybe he can planewalk too
0235:< ryanvango> ok, have you made your presence known?
0235:< ryanvango> got it.
0235:< SxwTheCat> you guys don't know that :P
0235:< Sorrento110> ;)
0236:< SxwTheCat> now brb i have to figure this CSS out
0236:< ryanvango> the main group creeps in to the inky black of the largest cave. all light is blotted out behind you by the large dragon you keep in tow
0236:< barnum> Round #3, 328 hits! Immortal Ichor HP: 189[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), SxwTheCat (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5), pyroshroom (3), Sorrento1...
0236:< Sorrento110> Is on high alert
0236:< ryanvango> the dragon isn't happy, but he listens obediently
0236:< Sorrento110> good idea pyro
0237:< barnum> Round #4, 179 hits! Immortal Ichor HP: 10[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), Sorrento110 (3), pyroshroom (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0237:< ryanvango> the cave is lit up slightly. you can now see in front of you about 50 feet. he keeps the flame small so you all dont die
0237:< SirCabbage> This ichor isn't too immortal
0237:< Sorrento110> Awesome! I want to ready my hard and metamagic rod in case of a fight
0237:< SirCabbage> not at all in fact
0237:< ryanvango> it runs fairly straight, for a ways then turns hard left.  for a moment you dont understand why it just stops.
0238:< SirCabbage> Huh, okay.
0238:< pyroshroom> odd
0238:< barnum> Immortal Ichor is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Dazing Metamagic Rod]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/80%), ryanvango (15/69%), Sorrento110 (11/5...
0238:< ryanvango> after the left bend is a wall about 50 feet up. then you see it drops. sharply. you could traverse it if you wanted
0238:< Sorrento110> Hmmmmmm
0238:< SirCabbage> still big enough for dragon?
0238:< barnum> A wild Leanan Sidhe appeared! HP: 450[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0238:< SirCabbage> could I fly up there?
0238:< Sorrento110> Maybe I'll go up and check it out for all of you
0238:< SirCabbage> that'd work
0238:< ryanvango> but before you get the chance to decide you hear definitive movement down below
0239:< Sorrento110> oh god.....
0239:< ryanvango> it haunts you
0239:< pyroshroom> hmmm
0239:< SirCabbage> Sorry, my dragon poop'd
0239:< barnum> Round #1, 438 hits! Leanan Sidhe HP: 12[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (10.5), SirCabbage (6), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0239:< SirCabbage> it was a definitive movement alright
0239:< SirCabbage> god, smell that
0239:< ryanvango> it cant fly. you can walk down the sharp slope, or go back
0239:< Sorrento110> ..... pickthat stuff up before we all KO in this tunnel
0239:< pyroshroom> I'd rather not smell that
0239:< SirCabbage> *cough No wonder if was so definitive
0239:< Sorrento110> I think we should walk backwards and prepare better
0239:< SirCabbage> Okay okay, um *throws it in the well of many worlds
0239:< pyroshroom> I object!
0240:< pyroshroom> We go forward
0240:< SirCabbage> I feel sorry for all the many worlds.
0240:< barnum> Leanan Sidhe is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Clockwork Prosthesis]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/89%), pyroshroom (7/44%), Sorrento110 (11/58%...
0240:< pyroshroom> down the hill!
0240:< SirCabbage> apparently something died
0240:< Sorrento110> Okay fine. Lets go forward. We can clear this thing out
0240:< barnum> A wild Arctic Tern appeared! HP: 9[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0240:< pyroshroom> a bird is here with us
0240:< Sorrento110> *Uses Steaming Metamagic rod to cast SteamBurst* ------======03)3
0240:< pyroshroom> we should eat it
0240:< SirCabbage> On the plus side- at least the dragon looks much more comfortable now it has pooped
0240:< Sorrento110> Tern is dead pls
0240:< SirCabbage> dont kill it
0241:< SirCabbage> it can lead us somewhere
0241:< ryanvango> you decide to crawl forward, stepping on a small arctic tern as you go. leading the way, pyroshroom trips on a small pebble and tumbles
0241:< barnum> Arctic Tern is kill! ryanvango picks up [Horn of Antagonism]! LVLs: SirCabbage (13/96%), Sorrento110 (11/64%), pyroshroom (7/52%), r...
0241:< Sorrento110> DM killed tern
0241:< pyroshroom> oh no, I slipped
0241:< ryanvango> he disappears in to sudden blackness.
0241:< SirCabbage> Oh god
0241:< Sorrento110> Pyroshroom!
0241:< barnum> A wild Megaloceros Elk appeared! HP: 153[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0241:< pyroshroom> Heeeellllppppp meeeeee........
0241:< Sorrento110> I want to catch him
0241:< Sorrento110> or try to
0241:< SirCabbage> *lowers down the Grim Lantern so that I can light up where he fell
0241:< barnum> Megaloceros Elk is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Chaos Emerald]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (11/67%), SirCabbage (13/99%), pyroshroom (7/53%), r...
0242:< ryanvango> your dragon gives a reactionary blast of fire and lights up the area. its a huge cavern, it drops 20 feet and is easily 200 feet long
0242:< Sorrento110> A FOOKING CHAOS EMERALD LOL
0242:< pyroshroom> (Woah chaos emerald)
0242:< ryanvango> like an old mine perhaps? clearly it was dug
0242:< barnum> A wild Azizou Demon appeared! HP: 99[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0242:< Sorrento110> Oh no. where is pyroshroom
0242:< ryanvango> you see there are an overwhelming number of creatures in this room.
0242:< SirCabbage> Well looks like I could fly down there- everyone should get on the dragons back and we can get to pyro
0242:< ryanvango> because the bot refuses to give me something i can work with haha, fuck it. ill make up a beast
0242:< barnum> Azizou Demon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Rod of Shadows]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/81%), Sorrento110 (11/71%), SirCabbage (14/7%), pyros...
0242:< ryanvango> and pyro is alone down there with it
0243:< SirCabbage> then hopefully he hasn't died
0243:< Sorrento110> Where is pyro? because we could get the dragon to breathe fire
0243:< pyroshroom> Aww, I could have tamed the Azizou Demon
0243:< barnum> A wild Wax Golem appeared! HP: 189[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0243:< Sorrento110> I could also call my pet.
0243:< ryanvango> there is not enough room for the dragon to open his wings
0243:< ryanvango> you can climb, or practiced jump and not take damage. pyro does take 2 damage from falling
0243:< SirCabbage> you said it was a huge cavern-
0243:< pyroshroom> Hmm, guess I am here with a Wax Golem
0243:< SirCabbage> you clearly said "HUGE cavern"
0243:< barnum> Wax Golem is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Belt of Giant Strength +6]! LVLs: ryanvango (15/85%), SirCabbage (14/11%), Sorrento110 (11/7...
0243:< Sorrento110> I want to play my harp
0243:< ryanvango> sorry crevasse. 20 foot drop, goes 200 yards in either direction. like a subway tunnel
0244:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering to break enemies willpower* TSWINGLINGINGLINGLINGLING
0244:< barnum> A wild Retch Hound appeared! HP: 99[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0244:< SirCabbage> then you should have said that *mutters
0244:< SirCabbage> can the dragon at least climb down with us
0244:< Sorrento110> *Plays Drums of Lethargy to put monsters to sleep so my allies can wail on em* DUM DUM DOM DUM DUM D0M DIM DIM DUM DUM DOM DOM DUM DUM
0244:< ryanvango> sorry. from here on out, if i misspeak, assume the dragon cant fly, only attack
0244:< pyroshroom> and wondering whatever this monster is
0244:< barnum> Retch Hound is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Nightmare Boots]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (11/78%), ryanvango (15/88%), pyroshroom (7/66%), SirC...
0245:< barnum> A wild Mummy appeared! HP: 270[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0245:< SirCabbage> you clearly said earlier that the dragon could not fly only attack- unless we find a cavern- then you say we find a cavern.
0245:< SirCabbage> also you never gave me more health for reaching the next level
0245:< ryanvango> !heroes
0245:< barnum> Mummy is kill! ryanvango picks up [Staff of Aspects]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/16%), ryanvango (15/90%)
0245:< pyroshroom> I am level 7 now :D
0245:< barnum> A wild Gorson appeared! HP: 1674[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0246:< barnum> #rpg HEROES : ryanvango (15/90%), SirCabbage (14/16%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (11/78%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/...
0246:< pyroshroom> !loot
0246:< barnum> pyroshroom bag of holding contains 11 shiny things!
0246:< ryanvango> you're 14...you're at 131 arent you? cabbage rolled a 1, pyro a 3 and a 7
0246:< barnum> Round #1, 129 hits! Gorson HP: 1545[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
0246:< ryanvango> we're gonna cheat the system here, so ignore what the bot says for a name
0246:< Sorrento110> I want to keep disturbing the monsters
0247:< SirCabbage> ryanvango cabbage. you got 7 for 9-10, 7 for 10-11, and 8 for 11-12
0247:< ryanvango> (ive been fucking waiting for it to give us something huge, and it WONT. its very frustrating
0247:< SirCabbage> so I need TWO levels
0247:< barnum> Round #2, 361 hits! Gorson HP: 1183[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), SirCabbage (6), Sorrento110 (1.5)
0247:< ryanvango> you got 9 for 12-13
0247:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering* 'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...'
0247:< ryanvango> remember i said you had huge rolls til then
0247:< SirCabbage> kay
0248:< barnum> Round #3, 165 hits! Gorson HP: 1018[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: Sorrento110 (4.5), ryanvango (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
0248:< SirCabbage> I shall join in with my Drums of Lethargy
0248:< ryanvango> ok so here's what I'm gonna do to make a boss....its gonna be a combination of monsters, but all 1 monster
0248:< pyroshroom> what does 3 and 7 mean for my hp? :S
0248:< Sorrento110> *Plays Drums of Lethargy to put monsters to sleep so my allies can wail on em* DUM DUM DOM DUM DUM D0M DIM DIM DUM DUM DOM DOM DUM DUM
0248:< ryanvango> the others ones were easily dispatched
0248:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (15/92%), SirCabbage (14/17%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (11/79%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0248:< pyroshroom> +3 and +7?
0248:< SirCabbage> woo, drum circle
0249:< ryanvango> pyro to your max health. you should be at 112 now
0249:< pyroshroom> ah ok, thanks :D
0249:< ryanvango> all good? did sorrento level?
0249:< Sorrento110> not yet i dont think?
0249:< barnum> Round #4, 396 hits! Gorson HP: 622[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), Sorrento110 (6), pyroshroom (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
0249:< ryanvango> lets say ya, you rolled a 9. sorrento you're at 109 max hp
0249:< Sorrento110> Im close to levelling. Okay awesome
0249:< ryanvango> you're 11, you had to have
0250:< SirCabbage> ribbit
0250:< Sorrento110> Okay cool
0250:< barnum> Round #5, 319 hits! Gorson HP: 302[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (10.5), Sorrento110 (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
0250:< Sorrento110> I want to try to summon my pet
0250:< ryanvango> yellow eyes light up in the flame from the dragon
0250:< ryanvango> go ahead
0250:< SirCabbage> You know, this is a big bad beast right? no doubt many people have died from it right?
0250:< pyroshroom> oh no, it's a basilisk
0250:< Sorrento110> "Binary! Here Binary! Come help me please!"
0251:< pyroshroom> that he mentioned earlier
0251:< SirCabbage> I am going to use my Magi Staff of the Necromancer to raise as many dead bodies as I can to fight + block
0251:< ryanvango> the rumors were true. you were given warning. a basilisk lunges in your direction, while pyro lays prone on the floor from his fall
0251:< Sorrento110> Is Binary here yet?
0251:< barnum> Gorson is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Figurine of Wondrous Power (bronze griffon)]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/21%), ryanvango (15/97%), S...
0251:< ryanvango> you successfully raise 6 bodies to aid (ill give them all 40 health)
0251:< barnum> A wild Very Young White Dragon appeared! HP: 189[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0252:< pyroshroom> HNNNGH! Why won't my body move
0252:< SirCabbage> Oh god pyro! your leg is broken
0252:< ryanvango> for the encounter, his health will be = to the next 6 badguys that come up.
0252:< SirCabbage> Dont worry I have a plan
0252:< Sorrento110> ryanvango did I summon binary?
0252:< ryanvango> so kill 6 bad guys before i kill you
0252:< ryanvango> yes you did. what is binary
0252:< barnum> Very Young White Dragon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Warden's Cudgel]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/7%), SirCabbage (14/22%), Sorrento110 (11...
0252:< Sorrento110> My Quantum
0252:< SirCabbage> does anyone have a sword?
0252:< Sorrento110> I tamed him with a wish from my ring
0252:< SirCabbage> does anyone have a sword damn it- or something sharp
0252:< barnum> A wild Bodythief appeared! HP: 1035[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0252:< Sorrento110> Binary fights for me, and I provide support with my music
0253:< ryanvango> alright, hes with you. quantum has 100 health
0253:< SirCabbage> oh wait.
0253:< Sorrento110> Awesome!
0253:< pyroshroom> I use my Dazing metamagic rod on this beast from the ground
0253:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0253:< MXMLOQ> MXMLOQ suddenly appears to participate in the RPG!
0253:< ryanvango> the basilisk stares at the prone pyro, he is unable to move. he lunces, mouth open
0253:< SirCabbage> Sorry pyro- I DO have a plan
0253:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering to break enemies willpower* TSWINGLINGINGLINGLINGLING
0253:< barnum> Round #1, 579 hits! Bodythief HP: 456[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: Sorrento110 (13.5), ryanvango (7.5), SirCabbage (7.5), pyroshroom (4.5), MXMLOQ (1.5)
0253:< ryanvango> he is thrown off balance by the attack, but you take 8 points from the tackle
0253:< Sorrento110> Ill take care of the enemy while you help pyroshroom sircabbage! ryanvango
0254:< SirCabbage> I affix my Clockwork Prosthesis to pyro's leg so he can get back up, using fire to meld it to his skin
0254:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0254:< pyroshroom> The heattt it burnns
0254:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering to break enemies willpower* TSWINGLINGINGLINGLINGLING
0254:< SirCabbage> sorry pyro
0254:< barnum> Bodythief is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Necklace of Spectral Strikes]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (11/92%), ryanvango (16/8%), SirCabbage (1...
0254:< SirCabbage> Um um do I have anything that could help pyro get past the pain faster...
0254:< ryanvango> the basilisk, now keenly aware of all of you, strikes with an intense speed, in sorrento's direction
0254:< barnum> A wild Giant Beheaded appeared! HP: 86[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0255:< ryanvango> he latches on to your shoulder with his fangs, dealing 18 points of damage before letting you go
0255:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0255:< Sorrento110> *Plays Drums of Lethargy to put monsters to sleep so my allies can wail on em* DUM DUM DOM DUM DUM D0M DIM DIM DUM DUM DOM DOM DUM DUM
0255:< barnum> Giant Beheaded is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Boneless Leather]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/12%), Sorrento110 (11/97%), SirCabbage (14/26%)
0255:< ryanvango> binary is swipes at him, it seems to only anger him
0255:< SirCabbage> Okay okay, I wrap my Belt of Giant Strength +6 around pyro to give him the strength to overcome the pain and use
0255:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0255:< SirCabbage> his new leg
0255:< barnum> A wild Cobalt Viper appeared! HP: 189[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0256:< ryanvango> he rocks his head smashing in to the undead zombies and binary, doing 20 damage as they smash the wall
0256:< SirCabbage> Pyro! you should be fine now, get up
0256:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering to break enemies willpower* TSWINGLINGINGLINGLINGLING
0256:< MXMLOQ> is there a way to see what level you are?
0256:< pyroshroom> AWW YEAH, Giant Strength and Mighty fists!
0256:< SirCabbage> And a leg remember
0256:< MXMLOQ> w/o levelling up
0256:< Sorrento110> I want to continue wailing on the basilisk until he gives in to my Harp or my pet ryanvango
0256:< ryanvango> he is now furious. hes never been challenged before
0256:< SirCabbage> but you are fine now!
0256:< barnum> Cobalt Viper is kill! ryanvango picks up [Sacred Avenger]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (12/12%), SirCabbage (14/31%), ryanvango (16/15%), MXML...
0256:< pyroshroom> I use my newfound strength and fists and leg to take on the basalisk
0256:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0256:< SirCabbage> I turn to face the monster- and start to use my flail to bash it
0256:< barnum> A wild Frost Worm appeared! HP: 756[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0256:< pyroshroom> I punch the everloving shit out of the basalisk
0256:< ryanvango> not in his home. he sprays a get of caustic acid on everyone. you all take 15 damage, and are poisoned
0257:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0257:< ryanvango> (wears off at the end)
0257:< SirCabbage> wait
0257:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering to break enemies willpower* TSWINGLINGINGLINGLINGLING
0257:< MXMLOQ> MXMLOQ aggresses the frost worm in a way that uses more than 60 characters in attempt to see what level he is
0257:< SirCabbage> I use my Periapt of Proof Against Poison
0257:< MXMLOQ> This is very difficult
0257:< pyroshroom> This poison shall not hold me back
0257:< barnum> Round #1, 612 hits! Frost Worm HP: 144[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: Sorrento110 (13.5), SirCabbage (9), pyroshroom (6), ryanvango (6), MXMLOQ (6)
0257:< ryanvango> poison leaves cabbages body as he continues the assault
0257:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0257:< pyroshroom> I shall prevail against this vile snake!
0257:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering to break enemies willpower* TSWINGLINGINGLINGLINGLING
0257:< MXMLOQ> MXMLOQ continues chatting hoping their level will be listed
0257:< SirCabbage> Okay I have the best plan ever
0258:< Sorrento110> I want to continue playing horrible tunes at this basilisk
0258:< ryanvango> the basilisk, now more than half dead, strikes a pyro again, clearly slowed. he takes 30 points of damage (psn)
0258:< SirCabbage> I throw an egg at the monster!
0258:< MXMLOQ> I think it would be very frustrating if it wasn't
0258:< Sorrento110> Dont do anything too risky sircabbage
0258:< SirCabbage> >_>
0258:< pyroshroom> Giant Strength and Mighty Fists! punch more basilisk
0258:< pyroshroom> HNNNGH
0258:< Sorrento110> Pyroshroom NOOOOOOO
0258:< ryanvango> the monster is temporarily annoyed by the egg on his face and snaps at cabbage for 25 damage
0258:< barnum> Frost Worm is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Eye of the Mantis]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (12/22%), SirCabbage (14/37%), pyroshroom (7/82%), M...
0258:< SirCabbage> ONE OF THESE DAYS THE EGG IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING GOOD
0258:< MXMLOQ> sigh
0258:< Sorrento110> I want to use my staff of bolstering to bolster pyroshroom
0258:< SirCabbage> OUCH
0258:< barnum> A wild Slag Worm appeared! HP: 1566[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0258:< SirCabbage> wait, is the monster intelligent/
0258:< Sorrento110> Inserts Staff Of Bolstering into pyroshroom 's Anus
0259:< SirCabbage> they are rather intelligent right?
0259:< pyroshroom> I use the warding goldfang to ward off the basilisk!
0259:< MXMLOQ> honestly I am rather confused by what is going on for you all
0259:< ryanvango> he seethes with angry and begins to flail wildy, smashing himself in to the whole party, knocking them to the ground (15)
0259:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0259:< MXMLOQ> i guess the logical course of action is to read back
0259:< SirCabbage> I run up towards the monster and put the "Helm of Opposite Alignment" on him, turning him from evil to good
0259:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering to break enemies willpower* TSWINGLINGINGLINGLINGLING
0259:< barnum> Round #1, 548 hits! Slag Worm HP: 1018[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: Sorrento110 (10.5), ryanvango (9), MXMLOQ (7.5), SirCabbage (6), pyroshroom (1.5)
0259:< MXMLOQ> but that does not earn me as much experience as asking for context
0259:< SirCabbage> PLUNK
0259:< ryanvango> using his collossal head, he smashed binary to the ground and crushing him for 20 more damage
0259:< MXMLOQ> so, uhh, what is even going on? it doesn
0259:< pyroshroom> nightmare boots don't fail me now! *stomps on the basilisk with his boots to try to induce a nightmare
0259:< Sorrento110> mxmloq we are roleplaying. the bot doesn't have this functionality so we are making it up
0300:< SirCabbage> that doesnt sound like something a good creature would do :o
0300:< MXMLOQ> ahh, i understand, so we just ignore the bot?
0300:< Sorrento110> mxmloq Ill give you some links to info.
0300:< MXMLOQ> except when it's interesting? i already have spreadsheet
0300:< ryanvango> he shakes of the helm. annoyed.
0300:< Sorrento110> https://www.reddit.com/r/robinRPG/ mxmloq 
0300:< SirCabbage> damn, *puts it away
0300:< startfragment> how do you join the rpg?
0300:< MXMLOQ> seems like there are multiple rpgs going on at the same time
0300:< ryanvango> he stares you in the eye, locking cabbage in place
0300:< MXMLOQ> ty very much however, that was nice of you to link that
0300:< Sorrento110> startfragment go here first and read about it https://www.reddit.com/r/robinRPG/ 
0300:< pyroshroom> DAZING METAMAGIC ROD
0300:< SirCabbage> HELPPPP
0301:< Sorrento110> ryanvango I am going for a hail marry
0301:< pyroshroom> HURRY UP AND DAZE THIS BASILISK!
0301:< ryanvango> as he reals back, gathering himself up, he coughs a less potent, but still painful spray of acid
0301:< Sorrento110> *Uses Steaming Metamagic rod to cast SteamBurst* ------======03)3
0301:< ryanvango> you each take 10 more points of acid damage
0301:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0301:< MXMLOQ> still not sure how barnum
0301:< barnum> Slag Worm is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Maiden's Helm]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (12/31%), ryanvango (16/21%), MXMLOQ (2/70%), SirCabbage ...
0301:< ryanvango> not stone, parylzed
0301:< MXMLOQ> 's ok i am level 2. glad that's been answered. ty all
0301:< SirCabbage> oh,
0301:< ryanvango> paralyzed*
0301:< barnum> How what?
0301:< startfragment> OK, wow
0302:< Sorrento110> *Binary (my Quantum) lunges a tentacle at the monster* .:-'``'-:..:--'``'-->~
0302:< MXMLOQ> how the bot fits into the roleplay that's going on.
0302:< startfragment> this gameification of chat is awesome
0302:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Shattering* 'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...'
0302:< MXMLOQ> how much from what the bot says do we incorporate?
0302:< SirCabbage> can someone HELP ME?
0302:< Sorrento110> mxmloq He gives gear when we kill stuff and right now 6 monsters from bot = bosses HP
0302:< barnum> Deadly Mandrake is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Daredevil Softpaws]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (12/38%), SirCabbage (14/45%), MXMLOQ (2/94%),...
0302:< pyroshroom> PAUUUNCH THE BASILISK
0302:< Sorrento110> sircabbge I will bolster you if you need it!
0302:< ryanvango> HE IS HURT. IN A LAST EFFORT HE ATTEMPT TO ITE CABBAGES HEAD OFF
0302:< MXMLOQ> all right, thanks again!
0302:< barnum> A wild Jinkin appeared! HP: 27[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0302:< pyroshroom> KICK IT WITH NIGHTMARE BOOTS
0303:< Sorrento110> NO i block it ryanvango
0303:< pyroshroom> I SHIFT SIRCABBAGE INTO ANOTHER PLANE
0303:< barnum> Leeroy Jinkin!
0303:< SirCabbage> also isnt that a lot more then 6 kills now? shouldn't it be already dead?
0303:< Sorrento110> *Uses Steaming Metamagic rod to cast SteamBurst* ------======03)3
0303:< ryanvango> sorrento blocks the strike and punches through its skull. killing it
0303:< Sorrento110> Nice!
0303:< ryanvango> that was exactly 6
0303:< barnum> Jinkin is kill! ryanvango picks up [Gorgon Belt]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (12/45%), ryanvango (16/29%), pyroshroom (7/94%), SirCabbage (14...
0303:< Sorrento110> Alright lets get you two healed sircabbage pyroshroom
0303:< ryanvango> the skellies are dust, binary is in rough shape (i believe he has 20 health left)
0303:< barnum> A wild Huge Water Elemental appeared! HP: 428[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0304:< Sorrento110> sircabbage where is your revival potion?
0304:< ryanvango> you are in no immediate danger
0304:< SirCabbage> I am still alive, just paralyised it will run out soon
0304:< ryanvango> poison is cured on its death
0304:< SirCabbage> no need to waste a potion
0304:< Sorrento110> and ryanvango he will just de apparate and go back to his quantum state where he can heal
0304:< barnum> Round #1, 386 hits! Huge Water Elemental HP: 41[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: Sorrento110 (7.5), ryanvango (7.5), SirCabbage (3), pyroshroom (1.5)
0304:< ryanvango> you all can heal up while i go smoke haha. let me know your status in a few minutes
0304:< Sorrento110> Awesome! sounds good
0304:< SirCabbage> Okay well, with it dead I am free
0305:< Sorrento110> *Uses Steaming Metamagic rod to cast SteamBurst* ------======03)3
0305:< SirCabbage> and I put my well on the ground so eveyone can have a drink and heal some hp
0305:< Sorrento110> I'm killing the active mosnter not RPing
0305:< Sorrento110> I would like some of that
0305:< Sorrento110> thank you guys pyroshroom and sircabbage for helping me clear parts of this cave
0305:< SirCabbage> I had no idea it was so bad
0306:< SirCabbage> but we made it out alive
0306:< barnum> A wild Killer Frog appeared! HP: 27[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0306:< SirCabbage> and hopefully the well will heal us up a fair amount
0306:**** Sorrento110 chugs some as well
0306:< barnum> Killer Frog is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Guiding Vellum 8th]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/57%), pyroshroom (8/14%), Sorrento110 (12/58%)
0306:< Sorrento110> oh shoot what is the command? has to be before tag?
0307:< SirCabbage> another map?
0307:< barnum> A wild Botfly Swarm appeared! HP: 180[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0307:< SirCabbage> you need to update your script
0307:< Sorrento110> oh okay
0307:< pyroshroom> Ew, botfly swarm
0307:< SirCabbage> the new script fixes /me
0307:< Sorrento110> so upgrade my robin grow?
0307:< pyroshroom> wouldn't want to get near that thing
0307:< SirCabbage> wait, you still use robin grow?
0307:< pyroshroom> change scripts to parrot
0307:< SxwTheCat> i hate parrot
0307:< barnum> Botfly Swarm is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Boots of The Mastodon]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/59%), Sorrento110 (12/61%), pyroshroom (8/17%)
0307:< Sorrento110> oh okay
0307:< SirCabbage> why not parrot?
0307:< SxwTheCat> refreshes too often
0308:< SirCabbage> https://github.com/5a1t/parrot 
0308:< pyroshroom> The new parrot doesn't refresh at all
0308:< barnum> A wild Tazelwurm appeared! HP: 266[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0308:< Sorrento110> why is parrot better?
0308:< SxwTheCat> o
0308:< SirCabbage> you can turn off the refreshes
0308:< barnum> Fuck parrot's weird ass spacing
0308:< SirCabbage> it has tabbed chats sorrento
0308:< ryanvango> alright where are we at. updates to health and all that?
0308:< SxwTheCat> yea i'll stick with grow
0308:< SxwTheCat> chat's coming along well btw
0308:< barnum> Tazelwurm is kill! SxwTheCat picks up [Oathtaker]! LVLs: SxwTheCat (4/43%), SirCabbage (14/61%), ryanvango (16/33%), pyroshroom (8/1...
0308:< SxwTheCat> just got some more styling to do
0308:< SirCabbage> Well you have to tell us how much chugging the wellwater cured. it is the only even slightly healing item we have
0309:< SirCabbage> just tell us how much hp we have left after chugging wellwater
0309:< ryanvango> BTE had 3 bigass healing pots on him
0309:< Sorrento110> oh nice
0309:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (16/33%), SirCabbage (14/61%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (12/61%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0309:< SirCabbage> he is still silent
0309:< Sorrento110> Parrot is pretty cool
0309:< pyroshroom> BTE was selfish and didn't share
0309:< barnum> A wild Skulk appeared! HP: 72[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0309:< ryanvango> ok each of you get 50 health from chugging way too match water. your tummies hurt
0310:< Sorrento110> lol
0310:< SirCabbage> so can we have a hp update
0310:< ryanvango> yeah lemme tabulate all of this
0310:< barnum> Skulk is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Rod of Beguiling]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/68%), Sorrento110 (12/66%), ryanvango (16/36%), pyroshro...
0310:< SirCabbage> that rod is... beguiling
0310:< Sorrento110> Take your time ryanvango
0310:< barnum> A wild Chrestomath appeared! HP: 428[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0311:< pyroshroom> Hmm, this rod seems more useful than the dazing one
0311:< barnum> Round #1, 109 hits! Chrestomath HP: 318[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5), Sorrento110 (1.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0311:< barnum> I'll give you a useful rod.
0311:< ryanvango> i believe cabbage is at 121, pyro is back to full, sorrento is back to full, did the dragon drink?
0311:< Sorrento110> What should we do next SirCabbage pyroshroom.
0311:< Sorrento110> Also do you guys's tab name completes work?
0312:< ryanvango> did anyone level?
0312:< SirCabbage> I would obviously give my dragon water
0312:< SxwTheCat> Sorrento110 yes
0312:< Sorrento110> I leveled
0312:< SxwTheCat> robin-grow tab complete works :3
0312:< ryanvango> then the dragon has 500
0312:< Sorrento110> My tab name complete doesnt for some reason
0312:< barnum> Round #2, 307 hits! Chrestomath HP: 11[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), Sorrento110 (4.5), SxwTheCat (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
0312:< SxwTheCat> ooo spam
0312:< ryanvango> i totally forgot to attack him, but thats ok
0312:< SirCabbage> So... seriously what now? lol
0312:< SxwTheCat> loot time
0312:< Sorrento110> I guess we keep clearing the cave? Or yea loot
0312:< ryanvango> sxwthecat if still following is at full also
0312:< SirCabbage> loot IS nice
0312:< SxwTheCat> gotta get loot
0312:< The_Only_Zac> Your own name doesn't tab complete for yourself
0313:< SirCabbage> loot my anus
0313:< The_Only_Zac> Your name works for me
0313:< SxwTheCat> where's mai loot
0313:< Sorrento110> my tab complete is not working no hahaha
0313:< SirCabbage> I just want to go to my
0313:< SirCabbage> loot
0313:< Sorrento110> !loot
0313:< ryanvango> in the cave there is a plethora of bodies, meals for the basilisk. you find about 600 gold total on all of them
0313:< SxwTheCat> rip barnum
0313:< The_Only_Zac> Oh haha at all
0313:< barnum> Chrestomath is kill! ryanvango picks up [Amulet of Natural Armor +1]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/76%), Sorrento110 (12/74%), SxwTheCat (4/...
0313:< The_Only_Zac> Are you using robin-grow
0313:< pyroshroom> ooo money
0313:< SirCabbage> how do we split that?
0313:< The_Only_Zac> grow robin*
0313:< barnum> A wild Warsworn appeared! HP: 932[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0314:< Sorrento110> Nice! you adventurer's take the gold. I'm contracted by the sorceror's to be down here
0314:< barnum> wha happen
0314:< ryanvango> however you want, or call it party funds
0314:< SirCabbage> Parrot is the best script
0314:< SirCabbage> party funds
0314:< pyroshroom> PARTY FUNDS!
0314:< ryanvango> you throw a raging party in the cave
0314:< barnum> Round #1, 286 hits! Warsworn HP: 645[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: The_Only_Zac (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (3), ryanvango ...
0314:< ryanvango> no im kidding. just a little word play for ya
0314:< SirCabbage> Well now that you mention it..
0314:< SirCabbage> I do have an item... which can make that true
0315:< SirCabbage> I place down my "Dancing Hut of Baba Yaga"
0315:< pyroshroom> Where dem dwarves at?
0315:< ryanvango> can i just say...it is incredibly difficult to keep up with the chat, come up with strikes, damage counts, and who to hit lol
0315:< SirCabbage> LETS PARRTYYYYYY
0315:< Sorrento110> It really is hahaha ryanvango
0315:< barnum> Round #2, 349 hits! Warsworn HP: 296[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), SirCabbage (6), pyroshroom (4.5), Sorrento110 (1.5)
0315:< pyroshroom> ahahah, it is so hard
0315:< ryanvango> so i apologize if i miss something you guys intend to do while thats all going on
0315:< Sorrento110> does this heal us??
0316:< Sorrento110> lol
0316:< pyroshroom> didn't we have a golden music box too?
0316:< SirCabbage> Woot woot parrtyyy
0316:< SirCabbage> nah the dwarf ran off with it
0316:< barnum> Warsworn is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Breastplate of Vanishing]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/80%), pyroshroom (8/26%), ryanvango (16/43%),...
0316:< pyroshroom> ah right
0316:< Sorrento110> Oh dang someone stole you guys stuff?
0316:< SirCabbage> NICE item
0316:< pyroshroom> some crazy cubit dorf
0316:< Sorrento110> Holy crap nice breastplate!
0316:< barnum> A wild Comozant Wyrd appeared! HP: 122[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0316:< SirCabbage> obviously the gods like my dancing
0316:< pyroshroom> wow, you don't even need a cloak to vanish
0316:< ryanvango> !heroes
0316:< pyroshroom> you get a whole breastplate
0317:< SxwTheCat> did somebody say crazy dwarf
0317:< barnum> #rpg HEROES : ryanvango (16/43%), SirCabbage (14/80%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (12/76%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/...
0317:< SirCabbage> no the other one
0317:< pyroshroom> not you crazy dwarf, the other one
0317:< SirCabbage> the one that we met in the cave
0317:< barnum> Comozant Wyrd is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Bottle of Shadows]! LVLs: pyroshroom (8/31%), SirCabbage (14/83%), ryanvango (16/44%), S...
0317:< barnum> A wild Hand of the Inheritor appeared! HP: 932[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0317:< pyroshroom> Btw: ryanvango I am level 8 now
0317:< SirCabbage> my loot list is getting so long it is hard to work out what I want to use in a fight lol
0318:< ryanvango> pyro good timing thats what i was doing. you have 117/117 health
0318:< barnum> Round #1, 347 hits! Hand of the Inheritor HP: 584[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (6), Sorrento110 (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
0318:< pyroshroom> w00t
0318:< SirCabbage> I replaced my Armor of Rage with my new armor
0318:< SirCabbage> does anyone want it?
0318:< pyroshroom> I want it!
0318:< SirCabbage> *gives pyro my Armor of Rage
0318:< gjhgjh> Anyone here?
0318:< ryanvango> sorento what was your starting level when we started all this
0318:< Sorrento110> I think I was 10
0319:< pyroshroom> *armor of rage
0319:< Sorrento110> ryanvango
0319:< barnum> Round #2, 298 hits! Hand of the Inheritor HP: 286[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (6), SirCabbage (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), gjhgjh (1.5), Sorre...
0319:< ryanvango> ooo bad role. you're at 110/110 health
0319:< SirCabbage> nice
0319:< SirCabbage> I should do some combining before we move on too
0319:< barnum> Round #3, 201 hits! Hand of the Inheritor HP: 85[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: Sorrento110 (6), SirCabbage (3), ryanvango (1.5)
0319:< ryanvango> cabbage you're at 121/141
0320:< SirCabbage> did you count my undead in that fight as a shield by the way?
0320:< ryanvango> the group is relatively safe in the basilisk subway tunnel
0320:< SirCabbage> you seemed to do us damage pretty quickly.
0321:< SirCabbage> oh, glasses
0321:< ryanvango> they died very very quickly. but yes, i took damage off for it
0321:< barnum> A wild Cold Rider appeared! HP: 437[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0321:< Sorrento110> My new weapon is great guys
0321:< SirCabbage> kay
0321:< ryanvango> it was actually a really smart move cause i had to attack them and the quantum instead of you guys. the quantum almost died
0321:< Sorrento110> Trident of Spectral Strikes: *SpectralSTRIKE* *SpectralSTRIKE* -------E~
0321:< SirCabbage> What dos a Chaos emerald do if I put it into my Magi Staff
0321:< barnum> Cold Rider is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Hamatula Hide]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/90%), ryanvango (16/49%), Sorrento110 (12/79%)
0321:< pyroshroom> Chaos Magi Staff?
0321:< ryanvango> i dunno, ideas?
0322:< SirCabbage> I assume it would focus the power and allow me to raise more dead
0322:< pyroshroom> Enables the warping of time and space by focusing the chaos emerald's energies
0322:< barnum> A wild Vrykolakas appeared! HP: 518[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0322:< SirCabbage> or, less but more powerful dead
0322:< ryanvango> yeah lets go with that. you can raise 9 dead now (50% bonus)
0322:< Sorrento110> Awesome!
0322:< ryanvango> or 4 dead with twice the hp
0322:< Sorrento110> And I have a real weapon now. So we can probably fight waaaay better
0323:< barnum> Round #1, 476 hits! Vrykolakas HP: 41[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), pyroshroom (6), SirCabbage (6), Sorrento110 (6)
0323:< ryanvango> any other stuff with effects?
0323:< SirCabbage> I am looking
0323:< Sorrento110> Trident of Spectral Strikes: *SpectralSTRIKE* *SpectralSTRIKE* -------E~
0323:< SirCabbage> I have a Demon Talon
0323:< SirCabbage> what could that do if attached to something?
0323:< gjhgjh> kill kill kill!!
0323:< ryanvango> not sure what itd do.
0323:< SirCabbage> Hm *puts it away
0324:< ryanvango> probably decently valuable loot at the arcanist
0324:< barnum> Vrykolakas is kill! ryanvango picks up [Fortunate Charm]! LVLs: SirCabbage (14/97%), ryanvango (16/52%), Sorrento110 (12/82%), gjhgj...
0324:< barnum> A wild Medium Air Elemental appeared! HP: 135[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0325:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Medium Air Elemental HP: 135[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛] +XP: no one :(
0325:< Sorrento110> I want to adorn my harp of shattering with my Ioun Stone Emerald ellipsoid ryanvango
0325:< ryanvango> ok. what is the intended effect
0325:< SirCabbage> I would like to combine my Hamatula Hide, Elixir of Swimming and Enchanted Eelskin to create
0325:< SirCabbage> Enchanted Eelskin Swimmers
0325:< Sorrento110> I would like it to be able to slowly heal my allies if I so choose, because the green emerald implies healing. ryanvango
0325:< ryanvango> as a note, i did notice you trying to use it. the basilisk, by his nature, shrugged off mental effects
0325:< SirCabbage> as arm armor
0326:< barnum> Medium Air Elemental is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Tome of Understanding +5]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/8%), Sorrento110 (12/87%), ryanv...
0326:< SirCabbage> is that okay ryan? turning those three items into one that lets me swim really well?
0326:< ryanvango> ok, lets say it has an aura healing of 1hp per 5 minutes of game time?
0326:< Sorrento110> Yep! sounds good
0326:< barnum> A wild Wyrm Copper Dragon appeared! HP: 1517[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0326:< ryanvango> cabbage, yeah im good with that
0327:< ryanvango> yep. and the helmet
0327:< barnum> Round #1, 325 hits! Wyrm Copper Dragon HP: 1191[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), SirCabbage (4.5), pyroshroom (4.5), Sorrento110 (1.5)
0327:< SirCabbage> awesome, it is added to my arms slot
0327:< ryanvango> cool beans. if i forget some of these effects, just remind me. i can't track it all in the heat of things
0327:< ryanvango> whats the rod of beguiling do
0327:< gjhgjh> arms slot?
0328:< pyroshroom> It beguiles
0328:< ryanvango> gjhgjh we have a loot tracker doc
0328:< SirCabbage> I also put on my Gorgon Belt
0328:< pyroshroom> so makes people/creatures like me
0328:< barnum> Round #2, 286 hits! Wyrm Copper Dragon HP: 904[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), pyroshroom (6), SirCabbage (1.5), gjhgjh (1.5)
0328:< ryanvango> gorgon belt will prevent petrification/paralyzation
0328:< gjhgjh> Ah, I see. So not part of the bot.
0328:< Sorrento110> gjhgjh go here https://www.reddit.com/r/robinRPG/ click on hyperlink in sidebar 
0328:< ryanvango> correct. have you seen the doc, do you wanna be in on this?
0328:< SirCabbage> ive had that for ages- I should have put it on ages ago..
0329:< ryanvango> haha i think you got it on the way to the basilisk too lol
0329:< ryanvango> i was thinkin about it as it happened
0329:< SirCabbage> *mutters
0329:< barnum> Round #3, 537 hits! Wyrm Copper Dragon HP: 367[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (12), SirCabbage (6), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5), gjhg...
0329:< SirCabbage> Silly me
0329:< Sorrento110> Paralyzed for no reason at all SirCabbage
0329:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (16/57%), SirCabbage (15/10%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (12/88%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0329:< SirCabbage> okay, ryan
0329:< ryanvango> is that another level or no
0329:< SirCabbage> I search the area for additional loot that we may not have noticed- surely it had a nest or a home or something
0330:< SirCabbage> yes it is ryan
0330:< pyroshroom> to make nightmare jungle boots
0330:< SirCabbage> sounds good to me ryan
0330:< Sorrento110> I almost have Another level too
0330:< ryanvango> 129/149....fuckin high rolls jesus
0330:< barnum> Wyrm Copper Dragon is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Greater Hat of Disguise]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/14%), pyroshroom (8/41%), Sorrento1...
0330:< Sorrento110> maybe ill fight this thing. Oh I killed it
0330:< Sorrento110> LolLol
0330:< barnum> A wild Old Green Dragon appeared! HP: 1067[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0330:< SirCabbage> so did I find any loot or items ryan?
0330:< pyroshroom> wow, theres a lot more dragons now
0331:< ryanvango> there is no real loot in the area. basilisks eat what the can and dont give a shit about the rest. a few picks and shovels
0331:< SirCabbage> I TAKE THEM.
0331:< barnum> Round #1, 286 hits! Old Green Dragon HP: 780[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), Sorrento110 (3), SirCabbage (3), pyroshroom (1.5)
0331:< ryanvango> you gather 1 stone pick and 2 shovels that seem to be in decent shape
0331:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Emeralds* Heals Allies with healing aura of 1hp/5 minutues gametime.
0332:< SirCabbage> anyway all, I have to go for now
0332:< ryanvango> all good? what would we like to do
0332:< barnum> Round #2, 223 hits! Old Green Dragon HP: 557[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), Sorrento110 (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0332:< SirCabbage> I have a class.
0332:< Sorrento110> i still have a duty to clear this cave for my sorceror hires ryanvango
0332:< pyroshroom> ok, see you later SirCabbage!
0332:< ryanvango> alright. if we continue, wanna just be tagging along?
0332:< SirCabbage> see you!
0332:< ryanvango> i wont hurt/kill you
0332:< SirCabbage> yeah, but dont kill me, steal my items or do anything lol
0332:< Sorrento110> bye SirCabbage
0333:< ryanvango> gotcha. later
0333:< SirCabbage> act as if I am sleeping safely on my fdragon
0333:< barnum> Round #3, 520 hits! Old Green Dragon HP: 37[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: SirCabbage (9), ryanvango (6), pyroshroom (6), Sorrento110 (6)
0333:< pyroshroom> DIE DRAGON!
0333:< ryanvango> ok sorrento and pyro?
0333:< SirCabbage> See you
0333:< Sorrento110> yep!
0333:< pyroshroom> yes, let's see where we can go from here
0333:< ryanvango> whats the plan
0333:< pyroshroom> does the cave continue?
0333:< Sorrento110> I wanna keep clearing the cave so I can get payment from my contractors
0333:< ryanvango> you look around by the breath of the dragon. it seems to end abruptly about 200 yards ineither direction
0334:< pyroshroom> hmm, I guess this is a dead end
0334:< barnum> Old Green Dragon is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Cloak of Resistance +3]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/64%), pyroshroom (8/51%), Sorrento110 (1...
0334:< ryanvango> its littered with skeletons and bodies in varying states of decomposition
0334:< Sorrento110> It seems like this was a lair then pyroshroom
0334:< barnum> A wild Frost Giant appeared! HP: 599[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0334:< pyroshroom> I combine this new cloak of resistance +3 with my cloak of firey vanishing
0334:< Sorrento110> Maybe if we backtrack we can find the dwarves entrance pyroshroom ryanvango
0334:< pyroshroom> to make a + 3 resistant cloak of firey vanishing
0334:< barnum> Round #1, 269 hits! Frost Giant HP: 329[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: Sorrento110 (6), pyroshroom (6), ryanvango (4.5)
0335:< ryanvango> you gain a fire resistance. whatever damage i tell you, reduce by 1/3 if its fire
0335:< pyroshroom> sweet
0335:< barnum> Round #2, 113 hits! Frost Giant HP: 215[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (4.5)
0336:< pyroshroom> Let's backtrack out of here
0336:< Sorrento110> Nice stuff
0336:< pyroshroom> since this cave doesn't seem to have anything else
0336:< Sorrento110> Okay cool. lets make sure this dragon is cozy
0336:< Sorrento110> so he doesnt buck against us
0336:< ryanvango> alrighty. cabbage instructs the dragon to latch on to the edge and you all climb up his back and make your way out
0336:< ryanvango> once you make your way out in to the open air of the quarry, cabbage crawls on to his dragon to doze of while you all continue
0336:< barnum> Frost Giant is kill! ryanvango picks up [Crown of Conquest]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/67%), pyroshroom (8/53%), Sorrento110 (12/98%)
0337:< Sorrento110> Good! I wanna try to continue down one of the smaller smoother tunnels
0337:< barnum> A wild Crucidaemon appeared! HP: 954[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0337:< pyroshroom> Yes, I had that in mind too
0337:< ryanvango> back in the quarry you have rough cut caves on either side, and directly across the large tunnel is a small, smooth tunnel
0337:< pyroshroom> Those tunnels that SirCabbage wanted the dragon to burn
0337:< barnum> Round #1, 330 hits! Crucidaemon HP: 624[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
0337:< Sorrento110> Lets walk down the small tunnel cautiously pyroshroom
0337:< ryanvango> the ones on either side, about the size of a bear cave?
0338:< pyroshroom> Nah, the very tiny ones
0338:< pyroshroom> but he didn't burn them
0338:< Sorrento110> nope he didnt
0338:< ryanvango> the very tiny smooth tunnel appears to be by design. it was cut like this, and crafted with care
0338:< barnum> Round #2, 230 hits! Crucidaemon HP: 394[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (6), Sorrento110 (3), pyroshroom (3)
0338:< Sorrento110> cause I stopped him. Thats a good sign! Maybe we will find your dwarve friends
0338:< pyroshroom> and yes, let's slowly wander into these well designed tunnels
0339:< pyroshroom> I don't know if I am a dwarf, I missed my intro since my chat was lagging :p
0339:< Sorrento110> No I though you guys had a run in with one
0339:< ryanvango> you give cabbage a wake and he follows behind, leaving the dragon to stand guard or hunt or whatever it feels like
0339:< ryanvango> pyro you are a human i believe
0339:< barnum> Round #3, 303 hits! Crucidaemon HP: 91[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: pyroshroom (9), Sorrento110 (6), ryanvango (4.5), K1ngN0thing (4.5)
0339:< pyroshroom> Ah ok, that's good :D
0340:< ryanvango> yeah, sorrento is a gnome, sxwthecat is a dwarf (still following way behind but you dont know that) and there was a random dwarf too
0340:< pyroshroom> the random dwarf stole our music box and vanished
0340:< barnum> Crucidaemon is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Bane Baldric]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/71%), pyroshroom (8/59%)
0341:< barnum> A wild Larabay appeared! HP: 648[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0341:< ryanvango> yep. so you make your way in to the smooth tunnel opening. on closer inspection you see intricate scrawling
0341:< pyroshroom> wow, a second bane baldric... what do these do anywyas?
0341:< Sorrento110> Oh can we try and glean any understanding of what they mean ryanvango
0341:< ryanvango> its elaborate. from what you can tell, its seems almost decorative, but you file in
0341:< barnum> Round #1, 337 hits! Larabay HP: 311[⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
0342:< ryanvango> from what weve learned so far, he has an affinity for beastiary, and some arcanic knowledge.
0342:< ryanvango> but these symbols are not familiar or recognizeable to him
0342:< Sorrento110> I would like to play my harp in order to show the people ahead we may run in to that we are friendly
0342:< barnum> Round #2, 242 hits! Larabay HP: 69[⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (9), pyroshroom (1.5)
0343:< Sorrento110> *Plays Harp of Emeralds* Heals Allies with healing aura of 1hp/5 minutues gametime.
0343:< ryanvango> you press forward until the light behind you is a spec. you round a corner in the thin hallway and as you do all light vanishes
0343:< Sorrento110> Oh.... well it got darker then....
0343:< ryanvango> as the sound of the harp carries, you just catch the sound of grinding stone behind you
0343:< barnum> Larabay is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Goreclaw]! LVLs: Sorrento110 (13/15%), ryanvango (16/76%), pyroshroom (8/63%)
0344:< gjhgjh> kill kill kill!
0344:< ryanvango> pitch black. the only thing you know is there is floor below you, walls pressing in, and the song of the harp
0344:< barnum> A wild Peryton appeared! HP: 189[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0344:< ryanvango> walls pressing in means skinny hallway, not moving*
0344:< Sorrento110> "hello? Is anyone there? we are friendly?"
0344:< gjhgjh> I don't know but I wanna kill it
0344:< Sorrento110> ryanvango I just leveled
0344:< barnum> Peryton is kill! gjhgjh picks up [Smuggler's Collapsible Robe]! LVLs: gjhgjh (3/85%), Sorrento110 (13/17%), ryanvango (16/77%)
0345:< ryanvango> you begin to feel very claustrophobic. you yell out in the dark for help
0345:< Sorrento110> I repeat
0345:< ryanvango> +10 hp
0345:< barnum> A wild Kapre appeared! HP: 572[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0345:< Sorrento110> "hello? Is anyone there? we are friendly?"
0345:< ryanvango> what are you at now i forgot to write it down
0345:< grink> ?help
0345:< Sorrento110> I think its like 119
0345:< ryanvango> got it
0345:< ryanvango> absolute stone cold silence.
0346:< barnum> Round #1, 389 hits! Kapre HP: 182[⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜] +XP: ryanvango (10.5), Sorrento110 (6), pyroshroom (1.5), grink (1.5)
0346:< Sorrento110> I want to play a soothing song on my harp once more.
0346:< Sorrento110> Just to keep pyroshroom's sprits high
0346:< ryanvango> the song carries deep in to the tunnel, reverberating off the walls
0346:< gjhgjh> WOw, this guy is dying fast.
0346:< ryanvango> (any action?)
0347:< ryanvango> are you moving on?
0347:< barnum> Kapre is kill! ryanvango picks up [Amulet of Natural Armor +3]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/80%), gjhgjh (3/91%), Sorrento110 (13/18%), pyro...
0347:< barnum> Bot is going away for a second
0347:< chapebrone> %chat penis/ ^ $ ac tive ch annels
0347:< barnum> A wild Sea Hag appeared! HP: 171[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0347:< ryanvango> there is absolutely 0 light. unless you have a torch or a way to light the way, you are effectively blind
0348:< Sorrento110> pyroshroom lets move forward slowly
0348:< barnum> Sea Hag is kill! ryanvango picks up [Mutineer's Bane Earring]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/82%), Sorrento110 (13/19%), chapebrone (1/51%)
0348:< chapebrone> ^ %chat $ a ctive c hannels
0348:< barnum> A wild Ghost-faced Orc appeared! HP: 32[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0348:< pyroshroom> continue moving!
0348:< barnum> A wild Totenmaske appeared! HP: 382[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0348:< pyroshroom> wow, my chat was lagging
0348:< ryanvango> you press on, creeping along in the tunnel. you stretch your hands out to follow the walls
0349:< barnum> Round #1, 129 hits! Totenmaske HP: 253[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0349:< ryanvango> running your fingers along the wall you feel the same carving as were on the door on your way in. inch by inch you move
0349:< ryanvango> pyroshroom, leading the way, after what seems like a mile (it wasnt) you feel your right hand miss the wall. there is a gap here.
0350:< barnum> Totenmaske is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Intensified Metamagic Rod]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/85%), Sorrento110 (13/21%)
0350:< ryanvango> you feel around, and it is indeed and opening
0350:< Sorrento110> How large ryanvango
0350:< barnum> A wild Wind Walker appeared! HP: 265[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0350:< ryanvango> probing around the 2 of you examine the opening in the pitch dark. your hands feel nothing. it is about 5 feet wide, and
0350:< grink> kill it
0350:< barnum> Round #1, 179 hits! Wind Walker HP: 86[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), Sorrento110 (1.5)
0351:< ryanvango> it is as high as the ceiling (about 8 feet high)
0351:< ryanvango> opposite the opening, the wall continues. along side, the wall continues
0351:< pyroshroom> if only we had a light
0351:< ryanvango> reaching in to the hole a few feet, nothing
0351:< barnum> Wind Walker is kill! ryanvango picks up [Ring of Wizardry II]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/89%), pyroshroom (8/67%), grink (1/53%)
0352:< Sorrento110> pyroshroom we need to be careful for traps
0352:< Sorrento110> ryanvango can we duck under the hole and continue?
0352:< barnum> A wild Wyrmling White Dragon appeared! HP: 99[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0352:< ryanvango> to you, it feels like an open door in the hallway on your right, and the hall also continues forward, like you were going
0352:< barnum> Wyrmling White Dragon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Staff of Divination]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/91%), Sorrento110 (13/21%)
0352:< ryanvango> so you can do whatever
0353:< ryanvango> keep going down the hall and ignore it, or go through the opening
0353:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (16/91%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (13/21%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0353:< Sorrento110> pyroshroom what do you think?
0353:< barnum> A wild Kangaroo appeared! HP: 27[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0353:< pyroshroom> hmm, how about the opening to the side?
0353:< gjhgjh> what?
0354:< barnum> Kangaroo is kill! gjhgjh picks up [Headband of Stupidity]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/94%), Sorrento110 (13/23%), pyroshroom (8/69%), gjhgj...
0354:< Sorrento110> lets go into it carefully ryanvango pyroshroom
0354:< barnum> A wild Voidstick Zombie appeared! HP: 706[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0354:< gjhgjh> Sooo, how do I use that? Do I wear it or do I try to put it on the monsters?
0354:< ryanvango> alright, turning right, sorrento leads the way in to the opening. as soon as he is out of reach of pyro who follows
0354:< barnum> Round #1, 157 hits! Voidstick Zombie HP: 549[████▒] +XP: gjhgjh (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), Sorrento110 (1.5)
0355:< ryanvango> BOOM!!!!! the sound of wood, heavy, hits pyros ears. a little pee comes out
0355:< ryanvango> sorrento has smack in to a wooden door face first, 6 feet in to the hallway
0355:< barnum> Round #2, 230 hits! Voidstick Zombie HP: 319[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (9)
0356:< pyroshroom> :O
0356:< Sorrento110> "owwwwwww."
0356:< ryanvango> the door, clearly very old and simple, CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS open
0356:< barnum> Round #3, 211 hits! Voidstick Zombie HP: 108[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Sorrento110 (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0357:< ryanvango> this is not a lubricated door
0357:< ryanvango> it opens to a room. you can tell by the echo of the creek, it is a decently sized room, and there is no movement from within
0357:< pyroshroom> creepy
0357:< barnum> Voidstick Zombie is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Staff of Weather]! LVLs: ryanvango (16/98%), pyroshroom (8/72%), Sorrento110 (13/24%)
0357:< Sorrento110> "okay pyroshroom lets be careful"
0358:< barnum> A wild Bhuta appeared! HP: 661[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0358:< ryanvango> your whispers sound like shouts in the quiet of the tunnel and room
0358:< barnum> Round #1, 142 hits! Bhuta HP: 519[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), Sorrento110 (1.5)
0358:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (16/98%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (13/24%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0359:< ryanvango> still blackness surrounds you. the music carries in to the room. you can't tell in the pitch if anything stirs
0359:< barnum> Round #2, 223 hits! Bhuta HP: 296[███▒▒] +XP: Sorrento110 (6), ryanvango (4.5)
0400:< ryanvango> you both jump as the sounding of grinding stone carries to your ears from the direction you came
0400:< ryanvango> but clearly in the distance
0400:< barnum> Round #3, 154 hits! Bhuta HP: 142[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6)
0400:< pyroshroom> this cave is very creepy
0400:< Lord_Renwod> HOLY SHIT GUYS
0401:< Sorrento110> pyroshroom There's something following us
0401:< Lord_Renwod> BY MY ESTIMATE, WE'LL BE MERGING IN 12 HOURS
0401:< Lord_Renwod> :O
0401:< ryanvango> you gotta give me feedback. what are you doing.
0401:< ryanvango> what dwarf? you dont know about the dwarf
0401:< pyroshroom> oh right
0401:< barnum> Bhuta is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Wayfinder of Passage]! LVLs: pyroshroom (8/75%), Lord_Renwod (2/73%), ryanvango (17/5%), Sorrent...
0401:< pyroshroom> yes, maybe we should turn back
0401:< Lord_Renwod> <feels ignored
0402:< pyroshroom> and go down the main hall instead
0402:< ryanvango> lol sorry renwod. tense moment
0402:< barnum> A wild Cetaceal appeared! HP: 954[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0402:< Lord_Renwod> BUT MERGING HOURS AWAY
0402:< Sorrento110> lets try that pyroshroom
0402:< Sorrento110> Maybe we can find light easier
0402:< Lord_Renwod> Ok I can see how that would interrupt pacing lol
0402:< Sorrento110> we need some torches or something
0402:< ryanvango> alright you turn tail and leave the room untouched and head back to the hallway, continuing in the same direction
0402:< pyroshroom> yes, so we can see in the dark
0402:< barnum> Round #1, 283 hits! Cetaceal HP: 671[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), Lord_Renwod (4.5), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
0402:< pyroshroom> and not have to worry about grinding stones
0403:< ryanvango> are you gonna get in on this lord_renwod?
0403:< barnum> Round #2, 71 hits! Cetaceal HP: 600[████▒] +XP: pyroshroom (3), ryanvango (1.5)
0403:< Sorrento110> Maybe we can find some wood and make the dragon light it on fire for us
0404:< ryanvango> alright you creep down the hallway. silently feeling along the wall as you go, the etching ever present
0404:< barnum> Round #3, 203 hits! Cetaceal HP: 397[███▒▒] +XP: Sorrento110 (4.5), ryanvango (4.5)
0404:< ryanvango> sorrentos left hand misses this time, but immediately contacts another wooden door, similarly built
0404:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/7%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (13/26%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%), ...
0405:< Sorrento110> This is weird
0405:< ryanvango> farther down the hall you hear the faintest "tink" and it quickly goes away
0405:< Sorrento110> all these weird noises are
0405:< Sorrento110> disturbing
0405:< pyroshroom> this whole cave is creepy
0405:< barnum> Round #4, 355 hits! Cetaceal HP: 42[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (9), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
0405:< pyroshroom> maybe it's the dwarf's warning
0405:< ryanvango> opening the door, going down the hall, going back?
0406:< pyroshroom> what do you think Sorrento
0406:< Sorrento110> I think maybe try to open the door
0406:< Sorrento110> And if theres no light go back and get torches
0406:< pyroshroom> ok, let's open the door!
0406:< barnum> Cetaceal is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Manual of Quickness of Action +1]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/10%), pyroshroom (8/83%), Sorrento110 ...
0406:< ryanvango> you open the door with an agonizing CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!
0407:< barnum> A wild Hawanar Genie appeared! HP: 436[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0407:< pyroshroom> OW
0407:< ryanvango> blackness
0407:< pyroshroom> these doors are so annoying!
0407:< Sorrento110> Lets go get some torches
0407:< ryanvango> "tink"
0407:< barnum> Round #1, 56 hits! Hawanar Genie HP: 380[█████] +XP: ryanvango (1.5), pyroshroom (1.5)
0407:< Sorrento110> then we can see clearly
0407:< pyroshroom> close the door! and head back!
0408:< pyroshroom> I don't like these noises
0408:< ryanvango> you close the door, just as loudly, and turn back to the entrance
0408:< barnum> Round #2, 274 hits! Hawanar Genie HP: 106[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), Sorrento110 (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
0408:< ryanvango> this time, more confidently, you make your way down the hallway, pass the side passage, turn left, and leave.
0408:< pyroshroom> phew, left with no incident
0408:< ryanvango> nothing seems amiss as your make your way back to the dragon, who is waiting patiently, snoozing
0409:< Sorrento110> yes okay good.
0409:< pyroshroom> I think I should call it a night here
0409:< Sorrento110> yea Same
0409:< pyroshroom> too much excitement
0409:< Sorrento110> I was about to go to sleep
0409:< barnum> Hawanar Genie is kill! Sorrento110 picks up [Getaway Boots]! LVLs: pyroshroom (8/91%), Sorrento110 (13/36%), ryanvango (17/15%)
0409:< Sorrento110> Then I couldnt pass up the RP lol
0409:< ryanvango> alright, fair enough.
0409:< Sorrento110> But we can all sub to https://www.reddit.com/r/robinRPG/ 
0409:< barnum> A wild Kere appeared! HP: 513[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0409:< ryanvango> any feedback? more of this, less of that? i can take criticism, and ive never done this before
0409:< Sorrento110> and post a thread when we need to play again
0410:< Sorrento110> Its good! I enjoyed it (coming from a D&D DM of 8 years)
0410:< pyroshroom> I enjoyed it too!
0410:< barnum> Round #1, 286 hits! Kere HP: 227[███▒▒] +XP: Sorrento110 (6), ryanvango (6), pyroshroom (1.5)
0410:< ryanvango> you motherfucker, youre a DM?! why dont you do this!
0410:< pyroshroom> (I haven't really roleplayed before)
0410:< Sorrento110> Maybe slightly slow., but not bad at all
0410:< Sorrento110> oh lol cause you volunteered
0410:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/15%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (13/37%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0410:< Sorrento110> I figured i'd give someone else a chance
0411:< ryanvango> it is slow. i cant type fast, and its hard when cabbage is ACTIVELY avoiding everything i tell him about  haha
0411:< Sorrento110> Yep
0411:< pyroshroom> ahahahaha
0411:< Sorrento110> Lol its fine though its not anywhere close to the worst i've played
0411:< pyroshroom> yes, he does
0411:< Sorrento110> its really good, you did great
0411:< Sorrento110> especially for your first time and in a medium like Robin
0411:< ryanvango> sweet, thanks. ill try to work some stuff out for next time. when is everyone good, or wanna try again?
0411:< barnum> A wild Ancient Brine Dragon appeared! HP: 1237[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0412:< Sorrento110> POst a thread on the subreddit and tag us all in it
0412:< Sorrento110> so we can see it
0412:< Sorrento110> that also guarantee's that if someone gets booted from chat we can find another way to continue
0412:< barnum> Round #1, 285 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 952[████▒] +XP: Sorrento110 (9), ryanvango (4.5)
0413:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 952[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0414:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 952[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0415:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 952[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0415:< pyroshroom> ugh, my chat was really lagging again
0416:< pyroshroom> anyways, I will be free again tomorrow night/same time
0416:< barnum> Round #5, 30 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 922[████▒] +XP: pyroshroom (3)
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 04:16:52 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 04:17:45 2016
0417:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 922[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0418:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 922[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0419:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 922[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0420:< ryanvango> test
0420:< barnum> Round #9, 46 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 876[████▒] +XP: K1ngN0thing (4.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0420:< ryanvango> 60 character test 60 character test this is a test of 60 chars
0421:< barnum> Round #10, 122 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 754[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5)
0421:< ryanvango> regular test
0421:< SilentSand> lol why
0422:< barnum> Round #11, 53 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 701[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (1.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0422:< ryanvango> oh goddam it lol. i wanna know my base, unbonused damage
0422:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/18%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/69%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0423:< barnum> Round #12, 41 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 660[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (1.5)
0423:< SilentSand> Ayyyyy boyyyyy
0423:< ryanvango> oh ok. looks like 41 unbonused
0424:< ryanvango> you do 12
0424:< barnum> Round #13, 94 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 566[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (3), SilentSand (1.5)
0424:< thatwentBTE> tier 14 just merge
0424:< SilentSand> I do 12? ewwwwww
0424:< SilentSand> Yeah, the cascade will probably happen within 12 hours
0424:< ryanvango> that cant be right. we just did a ton
0424:< embracetehmartian> tier 14 didnt just merge????
0424:< thatwentBTE> now just one more 14 and the cascade will break the record
0425:< ryanvango> oh. no thats right
0425:< barnum> Round #14, 162 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 404[██▒▒▒] +XP: thatwentBTE (3), SilentSand (3), ryanvango (3), embracetehmartian (1.5)
0425:< thatwentBTE> 13+13 > 14
0425:< SilentSand> We're down to 2977 now though :/
0425:< ryanvango> doesnt matter. the new groups will have way more than us, and as long as we stay over 2200, its highly probable
0426:< thatwentBTE> 2977 with 1733 and 1213 waiting + onther 1200 needed to set it all off
0426:< barnum> Round #15, 243 hits! Ancient Brine Dragon HP: 161[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: thatwentBTE (6), ryanvango (4.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0426:< SilentSand> Why do people even leave at this late in the game
0426:< ryanvango> they could be getting forced out, they could have someone clicking abandon on their pc to make them mad (little brothers)
0427:< ryanvango> all kinds of reasons
0427:< barnum> Ancient Brine Dragon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Rod of Shadows]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/21%), SilentSand (7/85%)
0427:< SilentSand> Is getting forced out a thing that happens often?
0427:< barnum> A wild Very Old Red Dragon appeared! HP: 1395[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0427:< ryanvango> not very often, no
0427:< SilentSand> Hot damn ryan how the fuck are you already level 17 you old fart
0427:< dick_sanitizer> Everyone welcome fiscToliRy, the newest teir 14!
0427:< ryanvango> lol i was DMing the guided RPG we were doing. had to type A LOT
0427:< SilentSand> I didn't even see you spam hard
0428:< barnum> Round #1, 226 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 1169[█████] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), ryanvango (6), dick_sanitizer (1.5)
0428:< SilentSand> Oh ok, I guess that makes sense
0428:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/22%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0428:< SilentSand> I'm way in the back now
0428:< ryanvango> i think i need to be nerfed though. im killing things too quickly now. makes it hard for the party
0428:< dick_sanitizer> https://monstrouspeace.com/robintracker/ 
0428:< ryanvango> !loot
0429:< SilentSand> Yeah you dirty cheat. Stop doing so much damage :(
0429:< barnum> Round #2, 202 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 967[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), SilentSand (4.5), dick_sanitizer (1.5)
0429:< ryanvango> !loot
0429:< ryanvango> barnum this looks like the old system is back up
0429:< barnum> Yup
0429:< SilentSand> !loot
0429:< SilentSand> Wait, old system?
0429:< ryanvango> balls!
0430:< barnum> Round #3, 147 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 820[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SilentSand (3)
0430:< ryanvango> silentsand yeah the new one has commands and stuff. and additional modifiers
0430:< SilentSand> Yeah you get some balls
0430:< jonesandbrown> so, we haven't merged yet then
0430:< ryanvango> barnum any reason? new one crapped out?
0430:< SilentSand> maybe it's because of crit data
0431:< barnum> New one required me to have another browser open and it was bogging down
0431:< barnum> Round #4, 190 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 630[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), SilentSand (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0431:< ryanvango> barnum ahhh gotcha. oh well this still works. are you able to take my level down to like 9 again?
0431:< barnum> I can reset everyone, but i don't think I can to one person
0432:< SilentSand> Just switch levels with me :)
0432:< barnum> Round #5, 123 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 507[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5)
0432:< ryanvango> barnum alright, no worries. ill try to work around it
0432:< SilentSand> I wanna be the very best, like ryanvango once was
0432:< SilentSand> To do damage is my real test, to get loot is my cause
0432:< barnum> Round #6, 77 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 430[██▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (4.5), ryanvango (1.5)
0433:< SilentSand> This might be the pokemon cause, just look at the words
0433:< SilentSand> But I'm so creative you understand, because it's definitely not spam
0433:< barnum> Round #7, 48 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 382[██▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (6)
0434:< SilentSand> It's gonna die, sometime sooon
0434:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/25%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0434:< SilentSand> My words and characters will pull me through
0434:< SilentSand> Each enemy to slowly whittle down
0434:< SilentSand> Something something I forget how the song ends
0434:< barnum> Of course there's both robin-rpg and robin-rpgbot in the new T14....
0434:< SilentSand> Wait really hot damn
0434:< ryanvango> hahahaha
0434:< SilentSand> Great bot sort
0435:< barnum> Round #8, 113 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 269[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (9), ryanvango (1.5)
0435:< barnum> And little ol' me, getting ignored by holding down the fort up here because some asshole couldn't stay in a chatroom
0436:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 269[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0436:< SilentSand> Just use your newfound salt to spam the bot whenever both get back
0436:< jonesandbrown> this old bastartd is very tough
0436:< jonesandbrown> I wish I had a beast brand to tame him with
0436:< barnum> Round #10, 40 hits! Very Old Red Dragon HP: 229[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (4.5), jonesandbrown (3)
0436:< SilentSand> Yeah, ryanvango is the only thing that could kill it fast
0437:< jonesandbrown> We could be best friends:D
0437:< SilentSand> I mean, it'd probably die in like 12 words
0437:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle atop his mighty Behir "Boof", sitting in his war saddle, smiling creepily at the monster
0437:< SilentSand> Friends? With a dragon? Those fiends are filthy savages
0437:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshol
0437:< ryanvango> dead...
0437:< SilentSand> Savages do not deserve friendship
0437:< jonesandbrown> bite it
0437:< barnum> Very Old Red Dragon is kill! SilentSand picks up [Helm of Teleportation]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/28%), SilentSand (8/13%), jonesandbrow...
0438:< SilentSand> Level 8 woot woot
0438:< barnum> A wild Lantern Goat appeared! HP: 306[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0438:< ryanvango> my long attack does 122:)
0438:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle atop his mighty Behir "Boof", sitting in his war saddle, smiling creepily at the monster
0438:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0438:< jonesandbrown> dafu is a lantern goat?
0438:< SilentSand> That's because you're OP. Plz nerf
0438:< ryanvango> *using all the speed and agility an orc monk can, I dodge in and out of its limbs jabbing upwards with my rod of thunderous force
0438:< SilentSand> It's a goat with a lantern
0438:< barnum> Lantern Goat is kill! SilentSand picks up [Acrobat Slippers]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/31%), SilentSand (8/19%), jonesandbrown (1/69%)
0438:< jonesandbrown> hahaha weird
0438:< ryanvango> dead.
0439:< barnum> A wild Elemental Air Dragon appeared! HP: 1134[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0439:< ryanvango> lol ill stop. sorry. showing off
0439:< kuqumi> sneers at the dragon bravely
0439:< jonesandbrown> OH NO! this is a different bot so it thinks i'm level 1! :(
0439:< SilentSand> Yeah you are level one now
0439:< barnum> Round #1, 103 hits! Elemental Air Dragon HP: 1031[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (3), ryanvango (3), kuqumi (1.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0439:< SilentSand> The realm before and the realm now have had their connections severed by sinister forces
0440:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/31%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0440:< jonesandbrown> I still have my mace of terror though, so I'll swing it around as i charge past the beast
0440:< SilentSand> The secret of abandoning has left us without our greatest heroes
0440:< jonesandbrown> I've been growing for days
0440:< barnum> Round #2, 93 hits! Elemental Air Dragon HP: 938[█████] +XP: SilentSand (9), jonesandbrown (6)
0441:< jonesandbrown> the last time i bit like 2 things to death, maybe it'll work again?
0441:< barnum> Round #3, 5 hits! Elemental Air Dragon HP: 933[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0442:< ryanvango> teeheehee 5 damage
0442:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite gnaw bite
0442:< ryanvango> puny mortal
0442:< jonesandbrown> listen man, i've got braces, ok, it hurts to bite stuff and this dragon has armoured scales!
0442:< barnum> Round #4, 89 hits! Elemental Air Dragon HP: 844[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), ryanvango (3)
0442:< ryanvango> *slowly, calmly, i approach the beast until I am standing almost chest to chest with it. then 1-INCH PUNCH! and his torso explodes!
0443:< barnum> Round #5, 123 hits! Elemental Air Dragon HP: 721[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5)
0443:< jonesandbrown> *i masturbate furiously in the corner as i look on at the great rynavango taking on this fierce foe
0444:< ryanvango> lol i was just taking it down a peg. hes all yours
0444:< jonesandbrown> maybe he likes pets?
0444:< barnum> Round #6, 48 hits! Elemental Air Dragon HP: 673[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), ryanvango (1.5)
0444:< jonesandbrown> I'll try to pet his tales, see how that works out
0445:< jonesandbrown> I think i succeded at petting him
0445:< barnum> Round #7, 4 hits! Elemental Air Dragon HP: 669[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
0445:< jonesandbrown> but he probably didn't like it:(
0445:< ryanvango> i dont know man!
0445:< ryanvango> attack him a bunch. im gonna script next round and try to break it
0445:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/32%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0446:< jonesandbrown> what do you mean script?
0446:< SilentSand> Scripting is bad
0446:< jonesandbrown> I'll beat hiim up with my yyfisty fists of glory
0446:< barnum> Round #8, 185 hits! Elemental Air Dragon HP: 484[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), jonesandbrown (4.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0446:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle atop his mighty Behir "Boof", sitting in his war saddle, smiling creepily at the monster
0446:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0447:< ryanvango> *enhanced with the echoing metamagic rod, the assault contiues with fists aflame pummeling it in to the ground
0447:< ryanvango> *jabs the echoing magic rod in to its eye socket, pushing it deeper trying to find its brain
0447:< SilentSand> I charge the dragon with my fists of righteous fury, intent of smiting the beast by thrashing it
0447:< ryanvango> *finally, combining the echoing rod and the rod of thunderous force, one last ultra volley of flaming strikes is delivered.
0447:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite
0447:< ryanvango> i have prewritten things so i can copy and paste quickly
0447:< barnum> Elemental Air Dragon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Spider's Fang]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/39%), SilentSand (8/25%), jonesandbrown (2/42%)
0447:< jonesandbrown> kiss kiss kiss
0448:< barnum> A wild Wraith appeared! HP: 211[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0448:< ryanvango> i almost never get to do it, and i havent tested its effect lately. but im assuming it high lol
0448:< SilentSand> Damn ryan
0448:< SilentSand> Scripting is bad as spam like *punch *punch
0448:< barnum> Round #1, 156 hits! Wraith HP: 55[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SilentSand (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0448:< jonesandbrown> the only thing that's worse is when somebody decides to mollest the monsters
0449:< SilentSand> It's incredibly bad you really need to not do it, because it steals my rightful xp that I'm working so hard to get
0449:< ryanvango> yeah. originally i wanted to make it so I could say "I take a moment to cast flame tornado" then copy and paste the description in
0449:< SilentSand> I mean
0449:< SilentSand> I guess that could be a thing
0449:< barnum> Wraith is kill! SilentSand picks up [Spectacles of Understanding]! LVLs: SilentSand (8/31%), ryanvango (17/41%), jonesandbrown (2/46%)
0449:< ryanvango> but i stopped doing it cause i got bored. now i only do it when i wanna see how much damage i can do in a round
0449:< SilentSand> But you steal my xp and that's bad -_-
0449:< barnum> A wild Hollow Helm appeared! HP: 40[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0450:< ryanvango> haha your xp is safe. im about to take off. eat some mini wheats, and go to bed
0450:< SilentSand> dropping the spectacles in the item pool
0450:< SilentSand> I already got cool glasses
0450:< barnum> Hollow Helm is kill! SilentSand picks up [Alchemist's Bullet]! LVLs: SilentSand (8/39%), ryanvango (17/44%)
0450:< barnum> A wild Netherspark appeared! HP: 562[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0450:< jonesandbrown> i want more chocholate milk. one of these monsters better drop some choco milky milk
0451:< jonesandbrown> is a nether spark how a fire crotch is made?
0451:< SilentSand> Where do bullets even fit on the item sheet
0451:< barnum> Round #1, 27 hits! Netherspark HP: 535[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), SilentSand (1.5)
0451:< jonesandbrown> they need to be used with a sling type weapon
0451:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/44%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0451:< SilentSand> I don't even have anything capable of firing a bullet like that
0451:< jonesandbrown> basically they are arrows for slings
0452:< jonesandbrown> I have a alchemists bullet, but it's virtually useless without a sling
0452:< barnum> Round #2, 59 hits! Netherspark HP: 476[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (7.5), SilentSand (4.5)
0453:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Netherspark HP: 476[█████] +XP: no one :(
0453:< jonesandbrown> We should probably pretend like were gonna take this guy out
0453:< jonesandbrown> boom boom pow
0454:< barnum> Round #4, 6 hits! Netherspark HP: 470[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
0454:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0454:< ryanvango> can i do a test on the next guy with close to 1000 hp?
0455:< jonesandbrown> I don't care
0455:< barnum> Round #5, 53 hits! Netherspark HP: 417[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), ryanvango (1.5)
0455:< jonesandbrown> go for it
0455:< ryanvango> sweeeeet
0456:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0456:< barnum> Round #6, 53 hits! Netherspark HP: 364[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), ryanvango (1.5)
0456:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0456:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0457:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0457:< barnum> Round #7, 27 hits! Netherspark HP: 337[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (13.5)
0457:< ryanvango> stop at 61 characters. does the same as 140
0457:< ryanvango> also, 1 does the same as 59
0457:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0457:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/45%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0457:< jonesandbrown> what's 61/4?
0457:< Lord_Renwod> I did my homework
0457:< ryanvango> 15
0458:< ryanvango> ya
0458:< ryanvango> hey lord renwod
0458:< Lord_Renwod> hey
0458:< barnum> Round #8, 144 hits! Netherspark HP: 193[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (7.5), ryanvango (4.5), Lord_Renwod (3)
0458:< ryanvango> you just missed it haha. everyone left.
0458:< Lord_Renwod> I've got some other things to do rather than this though
0458:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0458:< Lord_Renwod> That's fine, I've got better things to do :/
0458:< ryanvango> no worries. im gonna test this and leave too
0458:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0459:< barnum> Round #9, 106 hits! Netherspark HP: 87[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (9), ryanvango (3), Lord_Renwod (3)
0459:< jonesandbrown> next one's yourrs
0459:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0459:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0500:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0500:< barnum> Round #10, 30 hits! Netherspark HP: 57[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (15)
0500:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0500:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0500:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0501:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0501:< barnum> Round #11, 36 hits! Netherspark HP: 21[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (18)
0501:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0501:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0501:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0501:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0501:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0502:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0502:< barnum> Netherspark is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Verdant Boots]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (3/69%)
0502:< barnum> A wild Encephalon Gorger appeared! HP: 292[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0502:< ryanvango> damn it
0502:< ryanvango> this ones kinda tiny. you're getting good levels though! good job
0503:< barnum> Round #1, 164 hits! Encephalon Gorger HP: 128[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6)
0503:< ryanvango> im gonna do a spammy kind of talk about nothing attack for this one
0503:< ryanvango> and a small 1
0503:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/46%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0503:< SilentSand> Hey yo
0503:< SilentSand> Spamming bites is ok if I do it
0504:< barnum> Encephalon Gorger is kill! SilentSand picks up [Empyreal Armor]! LVLs: SilentSand (8/45%), ryanvango (17/48%)
0504:< barnum> A wild Disenchanter appeared! HP: 135[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0504:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0504:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0504:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0504:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0504:< ryanvango> oh fuckin come on lol. it wont give me a big one! this is garbage
0504:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0505:< jonesandbrown> haha you gotta stay longer
0505:< barnum> Disenchanter is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Death Warden's Bandolier]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (3/81%), ryanvango (17/49%), SilentSand...
0505:< barnum> A wild Bull Shark appeared! HP: 49[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0505:< SilentSand> Are you waiting ofor a big beast
0505:< SilentSand> A big weeeee beastie
0505:< ryanvango> yeah i wanna do a full on ultra mode attack. also this is dead now
0505:< SilentSand> I mean I'm sure 49 health is a lot
0506:< barnum> Bull Shark is kill! SilentSand picks up [Apparatus of The Crab]! LVLs: SilentSand (8/52%), ryanvango (17/51%)
0506:< SilentSand> I assume this apparatus gives people crabs
0506:< barnum> A wild Apostate Devil appeared! HP: 1174[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0506:< ryanvango> charges in to battle atop his mighty Behir "Boof", sitting in his war saddle, smiling creepily at the monster
0506:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0506:< ryanvango> *enhanced with the echoing metamagic rod, the assault contiues with fists aflame pummeling it in to the ground
0506:< ryanvango> *jabs the echoing magic rod in to its eye socket, pushing it deeper trying to find its brain
0506:< SilentSand> boop
0507:< barnum> Round #1, 522 hits! Apostate Devil HP: 652[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (18), SilentSand (3)
0507:< ryanvango> *using all the speed and agility an orc monk can, I dodge in and out of its limbs jabbing upwards with my rod of thunderous force
0507:< ryanvango> *finally, combining the echoing rod and the rod of thunderous force, one last ultra volley of flaming strikes is delivered.
0507:< ryanvango> *spends the rest of the turn picking up large rocks and dropping them in to SirCabbage's well. wonder if he'll notice
0507:< ryanvango> *sits patiently to the side, polishing his golden crown of swords, waiting for someone else to help for once
0507:< SilentSand> boopie
0507:< ryanvango> *slowly, calmly, i approach the beast until I am standing almost chest to chest with it. then 1-INCH PUNCH! and his torso explodes!
0507:< ryanvango> *finally, combining the echoing rod and the rod of thunderous force, one last ultra volley of flaming strikes is delivered.
0507:< SilentSand> Oh man. That's quite a punch
0507:< barnum> Apostate Devil is kill! SilentSand picks up [Shifter's Headband +6]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/57%), SilentSand (8/55%)
0508:< barnum> A wild Greater Lightning Elemental appeared! HP: 495[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0508:< ryanvango> neat.
0508:< SilentSand> neato
0508:< barnum> Round #1, 56 hits! Greater Lightning Elemental HP: 439[█████] +XP: ryanvango (1.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0509:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/57%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0509:< ryanvango> alright fellers. im outa here. bull mountain! don't go changin!
0509:< SilentSand> So will this reset when the other robin rpg bot gets bat
0509:< SilentSand> get back i mean
0509:< ryanvango> not sure
0510:< barnum> You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...
0510:< barnum> Round #2, 194 hits! Greater Lightning Elemental HP: 245[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), SilentSand (3)
0510:< SilentSand> Shia Lebouf
0510:< jonesandbrown> do you think i can combine my mithral full plate of speed with a death warden's bandolier? to make a mithral death bandolier of speed?
0510:< ryanvango> sure, why not
0510:< barnum> He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you.
0510:< ryanvango> ....
0511:< barnum> Round #3, 111 hits! Greater Lightning Elemental HP: 134[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), ryanvango (3), SilentSand (1.5)
0511:< jonesandbrown> is he gonna bum fuk me?
0511:< ryanvango> dont worry. ill protect you.
0511:< ryanvango> also im gonna go ahead and kill this thing so we dont have to worry about it
0511:< jonesandbrown> but maybe it's ok...
0511:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0511:< barnum> Greater Lightning Elemental is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Headband of Deathless Devotion]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/60%), jonesandbrow...
0512:< barnum> A wild Yellow Musk Creeper appeared! HP: 99[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0512:< barnum> If you guys don't know this song, y'all need to...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI 
0512:< ryanvango> is this what was following us....a musk creeper....motherfucker
0512:< SilentSand> Oh dude
0512:< SilentSand> This thing is too strong for me
0512:< barnum> Yellow Musk Creeper is kill! SilentSand picks up [Quick Block Buckler]! LVLs: SilentSand (8/62%), ryanvango (17/62%), jonesandbrown ...
0513:< barnum> A wild Skunk appeared! HP: 13[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0513:< jonesandbrown> hahaha
0513:< jonesandbrown> kiss it to death
0513:< jonesandbrown> kiss
0513:< jonesandbrown> kiss
0513:< SilentSand> Dude don;t kiss skunks
0513:< barnum> Skunk is kill! SilentSand picks up [Amatatsu Seal]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (4/24%), SilentSand (8/64%)
0514:< barnum> A wild Young Sovereign Dragon appeared! HP: 567[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0514:< SilentSand> You want the bucker jones?
0514:< barnum> Round #1, 15 hits! Young Sovereign Dragon HP: 552[█████] +XP: SilentSand (1.5)
0515:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/62%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0515:< barnum> I got [Death Bill] & [Demon Tongue] in the other game, no idea what those do.
0515:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Young Sovereign Dragon HP: 552[█████] +XP: no one :(
0515:< SilentSand> Can I combine my helm of teleportation with a snipers helmet to make a helmet of teleporting bullets?
0516:< ryanvango> barnum i had never seen that. thank you for enriching my life. and now i know the source of the gif
0516:< barnum> Round #3, 168 hits! Young Sovereign Dragon HP: 384[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (4.5), ryanvango (4.5)
0517:< ryanvango> the bullet doesnt kill, the speed of the bullet kills. teleporting a bullet would just be like handing a bullet to someone
0517:< SilentSand> What if they teleport while at the same speed though?
0517:< barnum> Round #4, 138 hits! Young Sovereign Dragon HP: 246[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0517:< SilentSand> So I can shoot through doors and tablers and hills
0517:< barnum> ryanvango You're welcome
0518:< ryanvango> i mean...you could....but if you cant see people....whats the point
0518:< SilentSand> We're not
0518:< barnum> Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?
0518:< TheAwer> well if you teleport it inside someone's brain they will have issues
0518:< ryanvango> otherwise you could just shoot them
0518:< SilentSand> That's true too
0518:< TheAwer> or like heart
0518:< barnum> Round #5, 216 hits! Young Sovereign Dragon HP: 30[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), TheAwer (6), SilentSand (4.5)
0518:< SilentSand> I mean, if I know they're behind something it could work
0518:< SilentSand> Oh man 30 hp this thing is almost deaderino
0519:< TheDoctor_RS> Mornin
0519:< ryanvango> technically, yes you could. but i dont see it being useful hardly ever
0519:< SilentSand> Idk, teleporting bullets sounded good at the time
0519:< SilentSand> The time being 2 minutes ago
0519:< barnum> Young Sovereign Dragon is kill! SilentSand picks up [Wayfinder]! LVLs: SilentSand (8/75%), ryanvango (17/65%), TheDoctor_RS (2/68%)
0519:< barnum> A wild Thalassic Behemoth appeared! HP: 1759[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0520:< SilentSand> go for it ryanvango
0520:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle atop his mighty Behir "Boof", sitting in his war saddle, smiling creepily at the monster
0520:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0520:< ryanvango> *enhanced with the echoing metamagic rod, the assault contiues with fists aflame pummeling it in to the ground
0520:< ryanvango> *jabs the echoing magic rod in to its eye socket, pushing it deeper trying to find its brain
0520:< ryanvango> *using all the speed and agility an orc monk can, I dodge in and out of its limbs jabbing upwards with my rod of thunderous force
0521:< ryanvango> *finally, combining the echoing rod and the rod of thunderous force, one last ultra volley of flaming strikes is delivered.
0521:< ryanvango> *slowly, calmly, i approach the beast until I am standing almost chest to chest with it. then 1-INCH PUNCH! and his torso explodes!
0521:< ryanvango> *spends the rest of the turn picking up large rocks and dropping them in to SirCabbage's well. wonder if he'll notice
0521:< ryanvango> *sits patiently to the side, polishing his golden crown of swords, waiting for someone else to help for once
0521:< ryanvango> i dont think the bot is alive
0522:< SilentSand> maybe you killed it
0522:< ryanvango> i was totally gonna ask if i could spam this too lol. then you said go
0522:< ryanvango> barnum did you kill out bot
0522:< SilentSand> Well I spammed shit like *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0522:< barnum> A wild Winter Hag appeared! HP: 382[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0522:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle atop his mighty Behir "Boof", sitting in his war saddle, smiling creepily at the monster
0523:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0523:< SilentSand> LOL THE DEATH ISN'T EVEN ANNOUNCED
0523:< ryanvango> now this one is gonna die for the other ones sake. bastard!
0523:< ryanvango> ugh
0523:< barnum> My internet is having problems
0523:< barnum> Round #1, 343 hits! Winter Hag HP: 39[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (12), SilentSand (1.5)
0523:< ryanvango> its ok man. i forgive you
0523:< SilentSand> We all forgive you
0523:< SilentSand> Now give me cool loot
0523:< barnum> Disconnects for like 30 seconds or so every couple hours.
0523:< SilentSand> Is it ISP problems?
0524:< SilentSand> Or just something wrong with the reddit servers somehow
0524:< barnum> Winter Hag is kill! SilentSand picks up [Escape Dust]! LVLs: SilentSand (8/86%), ryanvango (17/69%)
0524:< TheDoctor_RS> Has SirCabbage left?
0524:< SilentSand> Not here at the moment I think
0524:< barnum> A wild Elder Nirento appeared! HP: 342[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0524:< ryanvango> yeah he took off a while ago
0525:< barnum> Yup, and as a Canadian I have the wonderful choice of getting fucked in the ass or shitty service.
0525:< ryanvango> oh that blows. then they also make you live in canada? im sorry man
0525:< barnum> Round #1, 182 hits! Elder Nirento HP: 160[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), TheDoctor_RS (1.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0525:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0525:< ryanvango> that should be enough to kill this one I think. definitely now.
0525:< SilentSand> Oh man, living in canadia, how awful
0525:**** barnum glares at ryan
0525:**** barnum glares at silent as well apparently
0525:< ryanvango> hahaha
0525:< SilentSand> I'm sorry
0526:< barnum> Elder Nirento is kill! SilentSand picks up [Dagger of Venom]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/73%), SilentSand (8/91%)
0526:< barnum> A wild Lampad appeared! HP: 234[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0526:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle atop his mighty Behir "Boof", sitting in his war saddle, smiling creepily at the monster
0526:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0526:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0526:< barnum> SilentSand I accept your use of the standard Canadian greeting.
0527:< ryanvango> dead
0527:< SilentSand> Deaderino
0527:< barnum> Lampad is kill! SilentSand picks up [Crystal Ball (true seeing)]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/76%), SilentSand (8/94%)
0527:< SilentSand> lolololol
0527:< ryanvango> haha im not allowed to pick up loot, so i dont stop you
0527:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/76%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0527:< SilentSand> Alright ryanvango you take the kill this time
0527:< barnum> A wild Aspidochelone appeared! HP: 1336[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0527:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle atop his mighty Behir "Boof", sitting in his war saddle, smiling creepily at the monster
0528:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
0528:< ryanvango> *enhanced with the echoing metamagic rod, the assault contiues with fists aflame pummeling it in to the ground
0528:< ryanvango> *jabs the echoing magic rod in to its eye socket, pushing it deeper trying to find its brain
0528:< barnum> Oh shit, it's an island turtle
0528:< ryanvango> *finally, combining the echoing rod and the rod of thunderous force, one last ultra volley of flaming strikes is delivered.
0528:< ryanvango> *slowly, calmly, i approach the beast until I am standing almost chest to chest with it. then 1-INCH PUNCH! and his torso explodes!
0528:< barnum> Like a turtle who's back is a small island
0529:< ryanvango> *spends the rest of the turn picking up large rocks and dropping them in to SirCabbage's well. wonder if he'll notice
0529:< ryanvango> *sits patiently to the side, polishing his golden crown of swords, waiting for someone else to help for once
0529:< barnum> Round #2, 615 hits! Aspidochelone HP: 158[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (22.5)
0529:< ryanvango> haha well i just killed the turtle and everyone on its back:) i think i may need to be gimped
0529:< ryanvango> or maybe make the bot ignore me
0529:< SilentSand> Did you now?
0529:< ryanvango> i think so
0530:< SilentSand> You should have suplexed the turtle
0530:< barnum> I can totally make the bot ignore you...
0530:< SilentSand> Would have been much cooler
0530:< ryanvango> suplex
0530:< barnum> Aspidochelone is kill! ryanvango picks up [Grounding Rod]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/85%), SilentSand (9/12%)
0530:< SilentSand> Oh shit
0530:< ryanvango> happy?
0530:< barnum> A wild Shield Archon appeared! HP: 504[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0530:< SilentSand> Yes I am
0530:< ryanvango> yeah barnum, that would actually be good
0530:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0530:< barnum> Let's see if this works
0531:< barnum> Round #1, 40 hits! Shield Archon HP: 464[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), SilentSand (1.5), barnum (1.5)
0531:< TheDoctor_RS> Ayyy Barnum not a bot anymore?
0531:< barnum> ;)
0531:< barnum> It think it's you, so it ignores you
0531:< ryanvango> is it ignoring me now
0531:< jonesandbrown> Maybe a pun will kill it
0531:< TheDoctor_RS> lol, right as I gotta go, you made a good game
0531:< SilentSand> Shield archon, you mean shit archon
0531:< SilentSand> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
0531:< barnum> Round #2, 33 hits! Shield Archon HP: 431[█████] +XP: TheDoctor_RS (3), barnum (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0532:< SilentSand> Thats the best hoke I got I swear
0532:< ryanvango> i think so! but does that mean its giving barnum XP for the bot messages?
0532:< SilentSand> It would seem like it
0532:< barnum> Yup! So, double good.
0532:< jonesandbrown> too many HP
0532:< barnum> Round #3, 45 hits! Shield Archon HP: 386[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (3), barnum (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0533:< ryanvango> barnum dont say any words this round
0533:< barnum> Ryan, just remind me to turn that off whenever you want.
0533:< ryanvango> damnit!
0533:< barnum> Ok, i'll shut up
0533:< barnum> Starting now
0533:< jonesandbrown> so about that pun thing, i just realized i was trying to make a pun about the video i'm watching in my other screen, which you guys can
0533:< barnum> Round #4, 28 hits! Shield Archon HP: 358[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
0533:< jonesandbrown> cant see
0533:< ryanvango> ok i will. im not concerned, i can be an unofficial rpg mod. its not as fun when things just crumble in 2 or 3 hits
0534:< barnum> Round #5, 6 hits! Shield Archon HP: 352[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0534:< ryanvango> barnum its not giving you XP for the bot messages
0534:< barnum> Oh, nice, should've had it like this the whole time then
0535:< ryanvango> so if you wanted, you could actually play
0535:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0535:< barnum> Still kinda hard to type; ratelimit
0535:< ryanvango> yeah thats true. no worries, itll probably fix itself in like 12 hours anyway when we merge.
0535:< ryanvango> ok im outa here. miniwheats callin my name!
0535:< barnum> I wanna test something....
0535:< ryanvango> ok
0536:< barnum> A wild Crystalline Golem appeared! HP: 198[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0537:< barnum> I am a robot...or I guess if this is fantasy, I'm a Warforged.  Sure, we'll go with that.
0537:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I....crit fail! Poop!
0537:< barnum> Round #1, 18 hits! Crystalline Golem HP: 180[█████] +XP: barnum (9)
0537:< barnum> I am typing this message to be just long enough in order to get bonus damage.  Is that long enough?
0537:< jonesandbrown> is there any kind of rpg that's this fun?
0537:< barnum> My cursed sword wants me to become friends with this enemy.  I think I'll listen, it's never lied to me before.
0538:< barnum> *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash*
0538:< jonesandbrown> vbite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0538:< ryanvango> lol jones hes testing
0538:< barnum> *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash*
0538:< barnum> Round #2, 61 hits! Crystalline Golem HP: 119[████▒] +XP: barnum (18), jonesandbrown (6)
0538:< jonesandbrown> oh, so i should stfu?
0538:< barnum> I hit the enemy with my sword.  He hits me.  I hit the enemy again.  The enemy falls down.
0538:< ryanvango> it ignores me so i can type. but let him run. yes
0538:< barnum> Player Script vs. GM Script, whoever wins, I win.
0539:< barnum> I take out my Dagger of Venom and poison the enemy.  It probably doesn't like one of poison or stabbing.
0539:< barnum> Round #3, 39 hits! Crystalline Golem HP: 80[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (10.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0539:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I...miss! Dammit!
0539:< barnum> I run up and try to trip the enemy (even if it doesn't have feet, or is flying).  The enemy falls.  I laugh.
0539:< Grizzly_Storm> missed.
0539:< barnum> I am a robot...or I guess if this is fantasy, I'm a Warforged.  Sure, we'll go with that.
0540:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I....critical hit! Yay!
0540:< barnum> Round #4, 58 hits! Crystalline Golem HP: 22[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (18), Grizzly_Storm (1.5)
0540:< barnum> Other people can type, I just meant the monster would reset.
0540:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I....critical hit! Yay!
0540:< barnum> I stare down the enemy.  The enemy is intimidated, very intimidated.
0540:< ryanvango> ohhh ok. so am I to believe you made a player bot so the rpg bot would have someone to play with forever?
0541:< barnum> *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash*
0541:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I...hit! Woohoo!
0541:< barnum> Yup, forever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
0541:< barnum> My cursed sword wants me to become friends with this enemy.  I think I'll listen, it's never lied to me before.
0541:< ryanvango> oh god. hes lost it guys....hes fuckin lost it...
0541:< barnum> A wild Thalassic Behemoth appeared! HP: 1759[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0542:< barnum> My cursed sword wants me to become friends with this enemy.  I think I'll listen, it's never lied to me before.
0542:< ryanvango> oh no. and by the time it kills that, itll be higher level than me
0542:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I....crit fail! Poop!
0542:< barnum> Round #1, 52 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1707[█████] +XP: barnum (16.5)
0542:< chapebrone> $ <3 ^ % %chat acTi.ve CHANn.elS
0542:< barnum> *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash*
0542:< barnum> I think I need to increase the timer on player msgs, I'm getting ratelimted up the ass.
0543:< barnum> I take out my Dagger of Venom and poison the enemy.  It probably doesn't like one of poison or stabbing.
0543:< jonesandbrown> the rate limit is a pain
0543:< barnum> Round #2, 50 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1657[█████] +XP: barnum (13.5), chapebrone (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0543:< ryanvango> what do you mean...like how much time we have to hit the thing?
0543:< barnum> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
0543:< barnum> I hit the enemy with my sword.  He hits me.  I hit the enemy again.  The enemy falls down.
0544:< barnum> I try to seduce the enemy.  I sidle up to it and say: Hey, come here often?
0544:< barnum> Round #3, 42 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1615[█████] +XP: barnum (13.5)
0544:< barnum> No, for my auto player msgs, it's every 15 seconds right now, but half of them aren't going through due to ratelimit
0544:< barnum> I try to seduce the enemy.  I sidle up to it and say: Do we know each other from somewhere?
0544:< ryanvango> oh yeah. it blows.
0544:< barnum> I take out my Dagger of Venom and poison the enemy.  It probably doesn't like one of poison or stabbing.
0544:< ryanvango> but you're also pumping out message from the rpg bot
0545:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I...hit! Woohoo!
0545:< barnum> Round #4, 47 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1568[█████] +XP: barnum (15)
0545:< ryanvango> rpg bot updates us every 55 second or so. if i time everything perfectly i can get 5 attacks in that window
0545:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0545:< barnum> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
0545:< barnum> I try to seduce the enemy.  I sidle up to it and say: Do we know each other from somewhere?
0545:< barnum> Usually, I can type about two msgs in there without ratelimit.
0546:< barnum> Round #5, 61 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1507[█████] +XP: barnum (13.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
0546:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I....crit fail! Poop!
0546:< barnum> But sometimes ratelimit hits and sometimes not...
0546:< barnum> *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash*
0546:< ryanvango> i noticed that if i dont type for a little while, it lets you say stuff faster fo a round or 2
0546:< barnum> I hit the enemy with my sword.  He hits me.  I hit the enemy again.  The enemy falls down.
0546:< barnum> Round #6, 47 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1460[█████] +XP: barnum (15)
0547:< barnum> I blow my horn to call my allies to my side, the enemy is attacked by a horde of barbarians
0547:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0547:< barnum> I also need more preset messages, like a lot more.
0547:< barnum> I am typing this message to be just long enough in order to get bonus damage.  Is that long enough?
0547:< barnum> And some of them are based on my other character.
0547:< ryanvango> yeah you do. but if you're letting that thing talk that much, no ones gonna be here to notice repeats lol
0548:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I....crit fail! Poop!
0548:< barnum> Round #7, 84 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1376[████▒] +XP: barnum (21)
0548:< chapebrone> <3 ^ $ % %chat acT.iVe chANNE.Ls
0548:< barnum> My cursed sword wants me to become friends with this enemy.  I think I'll listen, it's never lied to me before.
0548:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I....crit fail! Poop!
0549:< barnum> I run up and try to trip the enemy (even if it doesn't have feet, or is flying).  The enemy falls.  I laugh.
0549:< barnum> Round #8, 56 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1320[████▒] +XP: barnum (13.5), chapebrone (1.5)
0549:< barnum> Finally the john madden bot is good for something
0549:< barnum> I hit the enemy with my sword.  He hits me.  I hit the enemy again.  The enemy falls down.
0549:< ryanvango> hahahaha is that what you used? i think youve already gained a few levels
0549:< barnum> I stare down the enemy.  The enemy is intimidated, very intimidated.
0549:< ryanvango> alrightnow for realsies. im outa here
0550:< barnum> Round #9, 42 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1278[████▒] +XP: barnum (10.5)
0550:< barnum> My cursed sword wants me to become friends with this enemy.  I think I'll listen, it's never lied to me before.
0550:< barnum> It's just the madden facts bit of it but yeah.
0550:< barnum> Night ryan
0550:< barnum> I try to seduce the enemy.  I sidle up to it and say: Do we know each other from somewhere?
0550:< barnum> Round #10, 48 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1230[████▒] +XP: barnum (12)
0551:< barnum> Oh man, I hope this things dies quickly, I really need more loot for my bag of holding.
0551:< barnum> I hit the enemy with my sword.  He hits me.  I hit the enemy again.  The enemy falls down.
0551:< barnum> My cursed sword wants me to become friends with this enemy.  I think I'll listen, it's never lied to me before.
0551:< barnum> I try to seduce the enemy.  I sidle up to it and say: Do we know each other from somewhere?
0551:< barnum> Round #11, 72 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1158[████▒] +XP: barnum (18)
0552:< barnum> My cursed sword wants me to become friends with this enemy.  I think I'll listen, it's never lied to me before.
0552:< barnum> I blow my horn to call my allies to my side, the enemy is attacked by a horde of barbarians
0552:< barnum> My cursed sword wants me to become friends with this enemy.  I think I'll listen, it's never lied to me before.
0552:< barnum> Round #12, 54 hits! Thalassic Behemoth HP: 1104[████▒] +XP: barnum (13.5)
0552:< barnum> A wild Human appeared! HP: 36[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0553:< barnum> Dammit
0553:< barnum> Fcuking pruning
0553:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I...hit! Woohoo!
0553:< barnum> Round #1, 18 hits! Human HP: 18[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0553:< barnum> I take out my Dagger of Venom and poison the enemy.  It probably doesn't like one of poison or stabbing.
0553:< barnum> I stare down the enemy.  The enemy is intimidated, very intimidated.
0554:< barnum> I blow my horn to call my allies to my side, the enemy is attacked by a horde of barbarians
0554:< barnum> I'm now rolling a d20 to see if I hit and...I...hit! Woohoo!
0554:< barnum> Human is kill! barnum picks up [Ioun Stone mossy disk]! LVLs: barnum (4/79%)
0554:< barnum> A wild Vapor Dire Rat appeared! HP: 27[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0554:< barnum> Ok, turned off the player.
0555:< barnum> Round #1, 6 hits! Vapor Dire Rat HP: 21[████▒] +XP: barnum (1.5)
0556:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Vapor Dire Rat HP: 21[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0557:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Vapor Dire Rat HP: 21[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0558:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Vapor Dire Rat HP: 21[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0558:< chapebrone> <3 % %chat $ ^ actI.Ve cHA.nNELS
0559:< barnum> Round #5, 2 hits! Vapor Dire Rat HP: 19[████▒] +XP: chapebrone (1.5)
0559:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0600:< barnum> Round #6, 18 hits! Vapor Dire Rat HP: 1[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0600:< derogative> oh man i can sneak in and get that loot
0600:< derogative> when no one is looking. gonna do it.
0601:< barnum> Unless
0601:< derogative> don't you do it
0601:< barnum> Maybe
0601:< derogative> don't you poop loot
0601:< ryanvango> poop loot
0601:< barnum> Vapor Dire Rat is kill! barnum picks up [Golden Eagle Epaulets]! LVLs: derogative (5/29%), barnum (4/91%)
0601:< derogative> you monsters
0601:< ryanvango> so close
0601:< barnum> A wild Malenti appeared! HP: 67[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0601:< jonesandbrown> hahahahahahaha
0601:< jonesandbrown> poop looted
0602:< derogative> i'm taking my one item and playing dark souls with it now! unless cat doesnt leave hello cat
0602:< ryanvango> barnum did you change something?
0602:< barnum> Malenti is kill! derogative picks up [Volatile Vaporizer 1st-level]! LVLs: derogative (5/35%), barnum (4/93%), jonesandbrown (4/36%)
0602:< ryanvango> is it whoever deals a killing blow now?
0602:< barnum> Nope, that last kill message just got ratelimited for a few seconds.
0602:< barnum> A wild Crawling Offspring appeared! HP: 270[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0602:< barnum> Sometimes it stays in my chat box and I furiously press enter
0603:< barnum> Round #1, 57 hits! Crawling Offspring HP: 213[████▒] +XP: barnum (13.5)
0603:< ryanvango> hahahaha thats frustrating
0603:< ryanvango> alright miniwheats and youtube time. derogative eats farts. later
0603:< jonesandbrown> you need a second usernam
0603:< derogative> wooooooooooow
0603:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0603:< chapebrone> % ^ <3 $ %chat a.Ctive c.hanneLs
0603:< barnum> Yeah, had one in here but left to grow again, worst mistake ever
0604:< jonesandbrown> definately
0604:< jonesandbrown> eww this sounds gross
0604:< barnum> Now that account is with the main dude running the bot in fiscTo, so it will never be helpful
0604:< barnum> Round #3, 36 hits! Crawling Offspring HP: 133[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (3)
0605:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0605:< jonesandbrown> it wwould be nice if there was a way to switch from straight democratic voting to some kind of electoral decision making system so we
0605:< jonesandbrown> grow or stay when AFK
0605:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0606:< barnum> Round #4, 68 hits! Crawling Offspring HP: 65[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (10.5), barnum (4.5)
0606:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0606:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0606:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0606:< chapebrone> % $ <3 ^ %chat AcT.iVE ChAnne.Ls
0606:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0606:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0607:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0607:< barnum> Crawling Offspring is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Unfettered Shirt]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (4/67%)
0607:< barnum> A wild Accuser appeared! HP: 135[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0607:< barnum> Round #1, 24 hits! Accuser HP: 111[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0607:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0608:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0608:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0608:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0608:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0608:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0608:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0608:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0608:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0608:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0608:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0608:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0608:< barnum> Accuser is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Retriever Drone]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (4/96%), SilentSand (9/26%)
0609:< barnum> A wild Dragonne appeared! HP: 342[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0609:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0609:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0609:< barnum> Round #1, 201 hits! Dragonne HP: 141[███▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (15), barnum (4.5)
0609:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0610:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0610:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0610:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0610:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0610:< barnum> Dragonne is kill! SilentSand picks up [Crossbow of Retribution]! LVLs: SilentSand (9/40%)
0611:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0611:< barnum> A wild Sloth appeared! HP: 22[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0611:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0611:< barnum> Kristen Bell faints.
0611:< SilentSand> Lol
0611:< jonesandbrown> I WANT THE SLOTH
0611:< SilentSand> No
0611:< jonesandbrown> boo
0611:< SilentSand> My sloth
0611:< barnum> mine?
0612:< SilentSand> I will take the sloth
0612:< barnum> Sloth is kill! barnum picks up [Last Leaves of The Autumn Dryad]! LVLs: barnum (5/40%), SilentSand (9/47%), jonesandbrown (5/21%)
0612:< SilentSand> Geez barnum
0612:< barnum> A wild Wyrmling Brass Dragon appeared! HP: 135[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0612:< SilentSand> Got the cool loot name
0612:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0612:< barnum> That transforms the user into a tree
0612:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0612:< barnum> Wyrmling Brass Dragon is kill! SilentSand picks up [Belt of Physical Might +4]! LVLs: SilentSand (9/52%), barnum (5/45%)
0613:< SilentSand> Finally a belt that can augment my punches
0613:< barnum> A wild Oolioddroo appeared! HP: 787[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0613:< barnum> A tree that can cast some spells mind you but a tree
0613:< SilentSand> That's a pretty powerful tree
0613:< SilentSand> Belt of Physical Might +4]
0613:< barnum> Round #1, 86 hits! Oolioddroo HP: 701[█████] +XP: barnum (6), SilentSand (4.5)
0614:< SilentSand> No trees can't even punch
0614:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0614:< barnum> While in tree form, a creature may release these leaves upon the wind, consciously controlling them as a scrying sensor with the abilit
0614:< barnum> Round #2, 122 hits! Oolioddroo HP: 579[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), barnum (6)
0614:< SilentSand> But can they punch
0614:< SilentSand> That's the important thing
0614:< barnum> abilities of arcane eye. The leaves have the statistics of an army ant swarm,
0615:< barnum> I'm a leaf on the wind, swarm of attacking leaves
0615:< barnum> Round #3, 68 hits! Oolioddroo HP: 511[████▒] +XP: barnum (6), SilentSand (3)
0615:< SilentSand> Don't let a pipe go through you
0615:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0615:**** barnum is sad now
0616:< SilentSand> Lol, greatest firefly moment because it stuck the most
0616:< barnum> lol
0616:< barnum> Round #4, 106 hits! Oolioddroo HP: 405[███▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), barnum (3)
0616:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0616:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0616:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0617:< barnum> This skeletally thin woman has a moth-like face. It flies upon four dragonfly wings and wears a mantle of shadows.
0617:< SilentSand> Are these monsters taken from pathfinder or where
0617:< barnum> Most I'm find on the pathfinder srd
0617:< SilentSand> roll20 campaign when
0617:< chapebrone> %chat ^ % $ Act.Ive cHA.nNELs
0617:< barnum> Round #5, 200 hits! Oolioddroo HP: 205[██▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (12), barnum (10.5)
0618:< barnum> Some of the items are from different places
0618:< barnum> Some of the monsters are just from folklore
0618:< barnum> Like, I forget the name of te inuit demon
0618:< barnum> Round #6, 24 hits! Oolioddroo HP: 181[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0618:< SilentSand> Are there any plans to put more complex stuff on the bot
0618:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0618:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0619:< SilentSand> Oh shit son
0619:< SilentSand> Is there whiskey in the parties
0619:< barnum> Round #7, 156 hits! Oolioddroo HP: 25[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (9), jonesandbrown (4.5), barnum (4.5)
0619:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
0619:< barnum> It also remembers some of your loot
0619:< SilentSand> Gonna take that kill
0620:< SilentSand> Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
0620:< barnum> But it doesn't work well, so I'm gonna just wait for him to join to do all that.
0620:< barnum> *doesn't work well on my comp
0620:< SilentSand> That's gonna be in 12 hours hopefully
0620:< barnum> Oolioddroo is kill! SilentSand picks up [Frozen Heart of Cocytus]! LVLs: SilentSand (9/68%), barnum (5/71%)
0620:< barnum> Shit, in 12 hours I'll be at work so maybe I should turn my bot off before the merge cascade
0621:< barnum> A wild Taotieh appeared! HP: 481[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0621:< SilentSand> Eh that's just an estimate really
0621:< barnum> This white marble statue resembles a large feline, but its body and face are covered in decorative etchings and runes.
0621:< barnum> Round #1, 90 hits! Taotieh HP: 391[█████] +XP: barnum (13.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0621:< barnum> Special Abilities: Swallow Whole
0621:< chapebrone> % ^ %chat $ a.Ctive chANNe.lS
0622:< SilentSand> Ew I'm leaving that sounds nasty
0622:< barnum> Round #2, 26 hits! Taotieh HP: 365[████▒] +XP: barnum (1.5), SilentSand (1.5)
0622:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/75%),...
0622:< barnum> Really leaving? If so, see ya later.
0623:< barnum> Round #3, 32 hits! Taotieh HP: 333[████▒] +XP: barnum (6)
0623:< chapebrone> $ % ^ %chat AcT.IVE ChAN.NEls
0624:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Taotieh HP: 333[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0625:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Taotieh HP: 333[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0625:< jonesandbrown> ok boom boom pow im jackin this beast with my style
0626:< jonesandbrown> something something mace to the face you dirty mouse bird thing
0626:< barnum> Round #6, 32 hits! Taotieh HP: 301[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6)
0626:< jonesandbrown> six, i got six hit points on that last one and now I've gone and typed some more
0627:< jonesandbrown> my inner ear is itchy
0627:< jonesandbrown> this coffee is warm
0627:< barnum> Round #7, 40 hits! Taotieh HP: 261[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (7.5)
0627:< jonesandbrown> seven point five!!! i got all the xp baby
0627:< Djinneral> I smack the taotieh in the jaw!
0627:< chapebrone> $ ^ %chat % aCTI.Ve cHAnN.Els
0627:< barnum> You break your hand on the marble.
0627:< jonesandbrown> how far inside a person can you put your tounge
0628:< Djinneral> My hand is now broken
0628:< barnum> Round #8, 60 hits! Taotieh HP: 201[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3), Djinneral (3), barnum (1.5)
0628:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/76%),...
0629:< barnum> Round #9, 24 hits! Taotieh HP: 177[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0629:< ptrakk> Preemptive Spicy Meme Punch!
0630:< barnum> The dankest of punches
0630:< barnum> Round #10, 11 hits! Taotieh HP: 166[██▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (1.5), barnum (1.5)
0631:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Taotieh HP: 166[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0632:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Taotieh HP: 166[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0632:< jonesandbrown> punch slap kick
0632:< jonesandbrown> i'm gonna swipe with my maul of terror
0633:< barnum> Round #13, 16 hits! Taotieh HP: 150[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
0633:< jonesandbrown> activate mithral of speed or whatever it's called
0633:< jonesandbrown> makes me go fast so i can hit it more fast
0633:< chapebrone> # ^ penis/ %chat $ % ac.tive ChA.NnElS
0634:< barnum> Round #14, 16 hits! Taotieh HP: 134[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
0634:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0634:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/76%),...
0634:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0634:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bitev
0634:< Djinneral> I throw a stone at it
0634:< jonesandbrown> i kissed it
0635:< barnum> Taotieh is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Sandals of Quick Reaction]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (5/39%), Djinneral (9/78%), barnum (5/82%)
0635:< barnum> A wild Sailors appeared! HP: 40[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0636:< Djinneral> Oh know its a wild sailors
0636:< barnum> Sailors is kill! Djinneral picks up [Elemental Earth Belt]! LVLs: Djinneral (9/81%), barnum (5/84%)
0636:< barnum> A wild Blood Golem appeared! HP: 288[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0637:< barnum> Round #1, 24 hits! Blood Golem HP: 264[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0637:< jonesandbrown> so now i've got a pair of sandals of quick reaction that I can pair with my mithral full plate of speed for super fast attacks!
0637:< chapebrone> penis/ % $ %chat ^ %parrot # aCTi.ve ch.anNEls
0638:< barnum> Round #2, 25 hits! Blood Golem HP: 239[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0638:< jonesandbrown> I'm moving so fast the golem has no chance of hitting me as i flit past and smash him with my mace
0639:< barnum> Round #3, 25 hits! Blood Golem HP: 214[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0639:< barnum> A tower of blood in humanoid form sloshes within the clotted surface that holds it in a stable form.
0639:< barnum> Round #4, 24 hits! Blood Golem HP: 190[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0640:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/81%),...
0640:< jonesandbrown> do you think this is some kinda period blood monster?
0640:< jonesandbrown> we need a flail of absorbing... aka a weaponized tampon
0641:< barnum> Round #5, 42 hits! Blood Golem HP: 148[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (3)
0641:< Djinneral> I poke the blood golemn with my trident, right in the shoulder and make him understand that being a golemn is not right
0641:< barnum> It's specifically constructed so if it was, I never want to meet that wizard
0642:< barnum> Round #6, 76 hits! Blood Golem HP: 72[██▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (4.5), barnum (4.5)
0642:< jonesandbrown> haha sounds more like a witches creation. from everything ive learned women are gross enough to do this
0642:< barnum> True.
0643:< barnum> Round #7, 33 hits! Blood Golem HP: 39[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), barnum (1.5)
0643:< jonesandbrown> now I wanna make a little doll out of tampons for shits and gigs
0643:< Djinneral> I release my great right, and punch it right in tts bloodclot jaw
0643:< jonesandbrown> does it bleed when we hit it?
0643:< Djinneral> Then I throw a rock at it
0643:< barnum> Blood Golem is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Headband of Inspired Wisdom +4]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (5/50%), Djinneral (9/84%)
0644:< barnum> A wild Queen Thermite appeared! HP: 301[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0644:< Djinneral> I think it does bleed, like the blood splashes off on hits
0644:< barnum> Round #1, 60 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 241[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), Djinneral (3)
0645:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 241[█████] +XP: no one :(
0646:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0646:< jonesandbrown> now it's dead, somebody's gotta clean up all the clots...
0646:< barnum> I nominate you to do that
0647:< barnum> Round #3, 41 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 200[████▒] +XP: barnum (6), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0647:< jonesandbrown> "Honey, I need the big box o pons! We killed another blood golem on robin!!"
0647:< barnum> Round #4, 25 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 175[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0648:< barnum> This creature looks like a giant reddish-hued termite. Immense heat radiates from its body.
0648:< barnum> Round #5, 24 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 151[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0649:< chapebrone> ^ % <3 %parrot # %chat $ aC.TIve ChAn.NeLS
0649:< jonesandbrown> oooh that's warm ,i'm gonna kill it, skin it, and wear it's skin on my naked body so I can be sexy and warm all the time
0649:< barnum> Round #6, 25 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 126[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0650:< chapebrone> <3 $ %chat %parrot ^ # % A.Ctive ChanNe.LS
0650:< aspiderbot> bluhhhhhhh
0650:< barnum> Round #7, 2 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 124[███▒▒] +XP: aspiderbot (1.5)
0650:< jonesandbrown> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A SPIDER
0651:< aspiderbot> sorry for frightening you
0651:< jonesandbrown> why do i fell the need to wear pants when i'm home alone
0651:< aspiderbot> because we're used to wearing pants
0651:< barnum> No idea, I'm not wearing pants
0651:< barnum> Round #8, 21 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 103[██▒▒▒] +XP: aspiderbot (3), jonesandbrown (1.5), barnum (1.5)
0651:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0652:< jonesandbrown> Verdant boots
0652:< aspiderbot> tell me a joke
0652:< jonesandbrown> what do you call a three humped camel
0652:< barnum> Round #9, 44 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 59[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (3), aspiderbot (1.5)
0652:< aspiderbot> idk what do you call a three humped camel
0653:< jonesandbrown> pregnant
0653:< aspiderbot> lol
0653:< jonesandbrown> i'm not sure if that's a joke about the physical apperance of dromedaries or a three pump chump joke?
0653:< barnum> Round #10, 38 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 21[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), aspiderbot (3)
0654:< jonesandbrown> Verdant boots
0654:< jonesandbrown> MACE OF TERROR
0654:< barnum> Round #11, 18 hits! Queen Thermite HP: 3[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
0654:< aspiderbot> im looking at pictures of camels. and it doesnt look like they have even two humps
0655:< aspiderbot> i was lied to as a child
0655:< jonesandbrown> there's two different kinds. i forget the names, but there's a type that has two humps and another that only has one
0655:< barnum> There's different kinds of camels....right...
0655:< barnum> Queen Thermite is kill! barnum picks up [Form-fixing Gauntlets]! LVLs: aspiderbot (1/85%), jonesandbrown (5/63%), barnum (6/15%)
0655:< barnum> A wild Piscodaemon appeared! HP: 616[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0656:< aspiderbot> piscodaemon
0656:< jonesandbrown> haha piss
0656:< aspiderbot> cod
0656:< barnum> Round #1, 43 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 573[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), aspiderbot (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0656:< jonesandbrown> oh wait fish deamon
0656:< barnum> This hideous cross between a lobster, an octopus, and a human threatens enemies with powerful claws and writhing tentacles.
0657:< jonesandbrown> and that gives me a boner, i'm a piscodaemonophile
0657:< barnum> Round #2, 48 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 525[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (3)
0657:< aspiderbot> lobsters and octopi arent fish right
0657:< jonesandbrown> orrect
0657:< barnum> Something pods
0657:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0658:< chapebrone> %chat $ % ^ # aCti.VE CHann.elS
0658:< aspiderbot> anthropods
0658:< aspiderbot> so would it be an anthrodaemon
0658:< aspiderbot> so would it be an anthrodaemon? but then we'd lose the piss
0658:< barnum> Round #3, 55 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 470[████▒] +XP: barnum (6), aspiderbot (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0658:< KazMcDemon> arthropods
0658:< jonesandbrown> anthro or arthro
0659:< chapebrone> %chat $ ^ # % A.CTiVe C.hAnnElS
0659:< barnum> http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/198028/Piscodaemon.jpg => http://nazar.so/5dqo1 
0659:< aspiderbot> arthro
0659:< jonesandbrown> i thought anthro meant humanoid
0659:< aspiderbot> oh fuck
0700:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 436[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0701:< chapebrone> $ % ^ # %chat A.ctIve chAnNe.ls
0701:< jonesandbrown> boom
0701:< jonesandbrown> smack
0701:< barnum> Round #6, 18 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 418[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
0701:< jonesandbrown> the delay is crazy bad rn
0701:< barnum> Yeah, no idea what that's about
0702:< jonesandbrown> when is robin supposedd to end?
0702:< barnum> Friday
0702:< jonesandbrown> aaaaaand what day is it again?
0702:< barnum> Round #7, 47 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 371[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), barnum (3)
0702:< barnum> Early Wednesday
0702:< jonesandbrown> ok. I'm not really good at time
0703:< barnum> I think we'll get to T17, but it'll be brief and glorious with everyone afk
0703:< barnum> Round #8, 49 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 322[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (6), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0703:< jonesandbrown> hopefully
0703:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0704:< jonesandbrown> I just wanna be here when it all ends
0704:< DebentureThyme> HailHelix
0704:< jonesandbrown> but i'll probably have to work:(
0704:< barnum> Round #9, 59 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 263[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), barnum (4.5), DebentureThyme (1.5)
0705:< jonesandbrown> yeah unfortunaely i cant'
0705:< barnum> Round #10, 10 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 253[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (1.5)
0705:< jonesandbrown> i can get on at work if im not buys though
0705:< barnum> Or, nothing gets done and I'm in here on my work comp
0706:< chapebrone> $ % # ^ aCt.ive cHAnn.ElS
0706:< barnum> Round #11, 28 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 225[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3), barnum (1.5)
0707:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 225[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0708:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 225[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0708:< jonesandbrown> you can't see me
0708:< jonesandbrown> i'm moving too fast
0709:< jonesandbrown> i got fast shoes
0709:< barnum> Round #14, 27 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 198[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0709:< jonesandbrown> fast armour
0709:< jonesandbrown> fast women
0709:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0709:< jonesandbrown> ... fast cock
0710:< barnum> Round #15, 57 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 141[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), barnum (4.5)
0711:< barnum> Round #16, 0 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 141[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 07:11:40 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 07:11:48 2016
0711:< jonesandbrown> wat happened?
0711:< jonesandbrown> did i hit a button?
0711:< barnum> Maybe
0712:< barnum> Round #17, 37 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 104[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: K1ngN0thing (4.5), jonesandbrown (3), barnum (1.5)
0712:< jonesandbrown> are we still fighting the pervy fish deamone
0712:< barnum> Yup, kill it, kill it with fire!
0713:< jonesandbrown> I'd prefer to use MUH DYK
0713:< barnum> Round #18, 28 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 76[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3), barnum (1.5)
0713:< jonesandbrown> bite
0713:< jonesandbrown> bite
0713:< barnum> Well, it's about that time to fight the sleep monster.
0713:< barnum> G'night
0713:< jonesandbrown> bite
0713:< jonesandbrown> good night
0713:< jonesandbrown> thanks for hosting the bot:D
0714:< barnum> Np :)
0714:< barnum> Round #20, 0 hits! Piscodaemon HP: 1[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0715:< jonesandbrown> Kiss tenderly
0715:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0716:< jonesandbrown> Masturbate furiously and my cumshot hits the piscodaemon in the eye
0716:< barnum> Piscodaemon is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Rod of The Python]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (5/88%), barnum (6/32%)
0716:< jonesandbrown> HAHAHAHA did anyone else see that?
0716:< barnum> A wild Volt appeared! HP: 72[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0717:< barnum> Round #1, 39 hits! Volt HP: 33[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0718:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Volt HP: 33[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0718:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Volt HP: 33[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0719:< jonesandbrown> h
0719:< jonesandbrown> g
0719:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Volt HP: 33[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0720:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Volt HP: 33[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0721:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0722:< barnum> Round #6, 30 hits! Volt HP: 3[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0722:< jonesandbrown> this thing is weak
0722:< jonesandbrown> i'll lick it
0722:< barnum> Volt is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Rod of Thunderous Force]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (5/96%)
0723:< jonesandbrown> I'm not even paying attention anymore
0723:< barnum> A wild Cthulhu appeared! HP: 3483[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0723:< barnum> Round #1, 39 hits! Cthulhu HP: 3444[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0724:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0724:< jonesandbrown> 12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789011234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0724:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0724:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0724:< barnum> Round #2, 104 hits! Cthulhu HP: 3340[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (18)
0724:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0725:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0725:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0725:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0725:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0725:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0725:< barnum> Round #3, 186 hits! Cthulhu HP: 3154[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (27)
0725:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0726:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0726:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0726:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0726:< barnum> Round #4, 124 hits! Cthulhu HP: 3030[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (18)
0726:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0727:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0727:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0727:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0727:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0727:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0727:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0727:< barnum> Round #5, 247 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2783[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (31.5), barnum (4.5)
0728:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0728:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0728:< jonesandbrown> 12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789011234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0728:< jonesandbrown> 12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789011234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0728:< barnum> Round #6, 124 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2659[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (18)
0728:< jonesandbrown> 123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890112345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789011234567890123
0729:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0729:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901v
0729:< jonesandbrown> 12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789011234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0729:< jonesandbrown> 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901
0729:< barnum> Round #7, 155 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2504[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (22.5)
0729:< jonesandbrown> 1
0730:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2504[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0730:< jonesandbrown> 12
0731:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2504[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0731:< jonesandbrown> one
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 07:32:15 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 07:32:28 2016
0732:< barnum> Round #10, 10 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2494[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0732:< jonesandbrown> one one
0732:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0733:< barnum> Round #11, 40 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2454[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0733:< jonesandbrown> one one
0734:< barnum> Round #12, 10 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2444[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0735:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2444[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0735:< jonesandbrown> one one
0736:< barnum> Round #14, 10 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2434[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0736:< jonesandbrown> one one one two
0737:< 1338h4x> I remind Cthulhu of what a horrible racist his author was, dealing a critical hit to his ego
0738:< jonesandbrown> ajskdla;sldkfjaksjd djdkdjflskdjfkdls;akdjflskdjfkdlskfjsld;
0738:< barnum> Round #16, 15 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2409[████▒] +XP: 1338h4x (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0738:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0738:< jonesandbrown> sorry i was trying to find how much damage i do with each hit
0739:< barnum> Round #17, 61 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2348[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
0740:< barnum> Round #18, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2348[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0741:< jonesandbrown> i'll put a hot piece of meat in the asshole of the cthulhu
0741:< barnum> Round #19, 10 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2338[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0742:< barnum> Round #20, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2338[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0743:< barnum> Round #21, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2338[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0744:< barnum> Round #22, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2338[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0744:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0744:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0745:< barnum> Round #23, 61 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2277[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
0745:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0746:< barnum> Round #24, 31 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2246[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0747:< barnum> Round #25, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2246[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0748:< barnum> Round #26, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2246[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0749:< barnum> Round #27, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2246[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0749:< barnum> Round #28, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2246[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0750:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0751:< barnum> Round #29, 30 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2216[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0752:< barnum> Round #30, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2216[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0753:< barnum> Round #31, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2216[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0753:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0753:< barnum> Round #32, 31 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2185[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0754:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0754:< barnum> Round #33, 10 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2175[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0755:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0755:< barnum> Round #34, 31 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2144[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0756:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0757:< barnum> Round #35, 30 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2114[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0757:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
0757:< barnum> Round #36, 31 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2083[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0758:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0758:< barnum> Round #37, 31 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2052[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0759:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0759:< barnum> Round #38, 31 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2021[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0800:< barnum> Round #39, 0 hits! Cthulhu HP: 2021[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0800:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0801:< barnum> Round #40, 31 hits! Cthulhu HP: 1990[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0801:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 08:02:19 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 08:02:24 2016
0802:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0802:< barnum> Round #41, 61 hits! Cthulhu HP: 1929[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
0802:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0803:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0803:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0803:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0803:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0803:< barnum> Round #42, 155 hits! Cthulhu HP: 1774[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (22.5)
0803:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0804:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0804:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0804:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0804:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0804:< barnum> Round #43, 155 hits! Cthulhu HP: 1619[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (22.5)
0804:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0804:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0805:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0805:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0805:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0805:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0805:< barnum> Round #44, 186 hits! Cthulhu HP: 1433[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (27)
0805:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0805:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0806:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0806:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0806:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0806:< barnum> Round #45, 155 hits! Cthulhu HP: 1278[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (22.5)
0806:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0806:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0807:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0807:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 08:07:32 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 08:07:40 2016
0807:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0807:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0808:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0808:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0808:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0808:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0808:< barnum> Round #47, 216 hits! Cthulhu HP: 938[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (27), barnum (4.5)
0808:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0809:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0809:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0809:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0809:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0809:< barnum> Round #48, 180 hits! Cthulhu HP: 758[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (22.5)
0810:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0810:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0810:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0810:< barnum> Round #49, 108 hits! Cthulhu HP: 650[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (13.5)
0810:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0810:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0811:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0811:< barnum> Round #50, 108 hits! Cthulhu HP: 542[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (13.5)
0811:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0811:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0811:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0812:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0812:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0812:< barnum> Round #51, 180 hits! Cthulhu HP: 362[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (22.5)
0812:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0812:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0813:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0813:< barnum> Round #52, 144 hits! Cthulhu HP: 218[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (18)
0813:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0813:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0813:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0813:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0814:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0814:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0814:< barnum> Round #53, 210 hits! Cthulhu HP: 8[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (22.5), barnum (4.5)
0814:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0814:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0815:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0815:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0815:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0815:< barnum> Cthulhu is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Bag of Holding Type III]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (7/64%)
0815:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0815:< barnum> A wild Bat Swarm appeared! HP: 58[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0815:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0816:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0816:< barnum> Bat Swarm is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Shining Wayfinder]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (7/75%), barnum (6/49%)
0816:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0816:< barnum> A wild Wererat appeared! HP: 90[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0817:< barnum> Round #1, 67 hits! Wererat HP: 23[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
0817:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0817:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0817:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0817:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0817:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0818:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0818:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0818:< barnum> Wererat is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Blade of Binding]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (7/98%)
0818:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebit
0818:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0818:< barnum> A wild Pazuzu appeared! HP: 3384[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0818:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0818:< jonesandbrown> bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite
0819:< barnum> Round #1, 178 hits! Pazuzu HP: 3206[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (18), barnum (4.5)
0819:< ShareDVI> oh come on where is your role playing?
0819:< ShareDVI> that's stupid farming
0819:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0820:< jonesandbrown> yeah, sorry i'm not paying attention to items i'm collecting, just trying to level up a little. I was lvl 7 on the other bot
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 08:20:10 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 08:43:18 2016
0843:< Yeniuss> but yeah you can use robin grow on firefox
0843:< barnum> Round #9, 45 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 857[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (6), barnum (4.5), ptrakk (1.5)
0843:< jonesandbrown> firefox it is
0844:< barnum> Round #10, 15 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 842[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0845:< Yeniuss> edge doesnt support extensions yet
0845:< barnum> Round #11, 3 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 839[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0845:< jonesandbrown> i swear to jeebus if firefox tries to restart my comuter, i'm gonna burn it to the ground
0846:< barnum> Round #12, 43 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 796[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
0847:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 796[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0847:< Yeniuss> aw
0848:< jonesandbrown> holly fuck could this take longer to download
0848:< jonesandbrown> or install
0848:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0848:< jonesandbrown> or whatever it's doing
0848:< Yeniuss> I might go grab firefox just for the extensions
0849:< jonesandbrown> yeah, you don't wanna have to sit and grow the old fashioned way
0849:< Yeniuss> back in my day thats how it was done
0849:< barnum> Round #15, 124 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 672[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (9), barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (3)
0849:< Yeniuss> well mines installed
0850:< jonesandbrown> yeah, but then we found this sweet robin-rpg thing and who wants to try to grow and play at the same time
0850:< barnum> Round #16, 46 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 626[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 08:50:32 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 08:54:14 2016
0854:< ptrakk> https://github.com/anok/robin-rpg/blob/master/robin-rpg.user.js => http://nazar.so/4o87f 
0854:< Yeniuss> neat ty
0854:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/17%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0854:< SirCabbage> psst
0854:< Yeniuss> yo
0855:< barnum> Round #21, 78 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 539[███▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (4.5), barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 08:55:26 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 08:56:13 2016
0856:< Yeniuss> so uh how do I install this script
0856:< barnum> Round #22, 3 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 536[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0856:< jonesandbrown> haha i'm trying to figure it out. is it grease monkey or tamper monkey that is for firefox
0856:< SirCabbage> How is it going Yeniuss
0857:< barnum> Round #23, 79 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 457[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0857:< Yeniuss> pretty good, yourself?
0857:< SirCabbage> decent, just got back home.
0857:< SirCabbage> Ryan decided to do some guided RPG GMing today lol
0858:< barnum> Round #24, 75 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 382[██▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (3), Yeniuss (1.5)
0858:< ptrakk> 1. have tampermonkey(chrome)/greasemonkey(firefox) installed
0858:< ptrakk> 2. click raw on https://github.com/anok/robin-rpg/blob/master/robin-rpg.user.js => http://nazar.so/9lmhd 
0858:< ptrakk> 3. ???
0859:< ptrakk> 4. profit
0859:< barnum> Round #25, 18 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 364[██▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (9)
0859:< Yeniuss> yeah im halfway there, seems like the page doesnt like to load with the script enabled
0859:< SirCabbage> lol ptrakk
0859:< barnum> Round #26, 45 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 319[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
0900:< ptrakk> :P
0900:< Yeniuss> ohh theres a readme
0900:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0900:< ptrakk> use this link https://github.com/anok/robin-rpg/raw/master/robin-rpg.user.js => http://nazar.so/3d3w 
0900:< Yeniuss> yeah needs robingrow not parrot
0901:< Yeniuss> thats where im going wrong
0901:< barnum> Round #27, 48 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 271[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5), barnum (4.5), ptrakk (4.5)
0902:< jonesandbrown> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/ => http://nazar.so/1g6y 
0902:< barnum> Round #28, 15 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 256[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0903:< barnum> Round #29, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 256[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 09:03:17 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 09:03:58 2016
0903:< barnum> Round #30, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 256[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0904:< barnum> Round #31, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 256[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0905:< barnum> Round #32, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 256[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0906:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0907:< barnum> Round #33, 30 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 226[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0907:< Yeniuss> is Barnum around? I need some assistance setting up this bot
0908:< barnum> Round #34, 3 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 223[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0908:< barnum> Round #35, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 223[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0909:< barnum> Round #36, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 223[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0910:< barnum> Round #37, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 223[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0911:< barnum> Round #38, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 223[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0911:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0912:< barnum> Round #39, 30 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 193[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0913:< micubit> I punch all the abyss gigas in the balls and the face!!!!!!!
0913:< micubit> punch punch punch! punch pucnch! scattershot punhc!
0913:< micubit> stealing all the xp and the item punching all the punches!
0913:< barnum> Round #40, 9 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 184[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: micubit (4.5)
0914:< micubit> fucking shit
0914:< micubit> lvl 2 my ass
0914:< barnum> Round #41, 6 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 178[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: micubit (3)
0915:< micubit> I flail my limbs at the creature while screaming various obcenities
0915:< barnum> Round #42, 9 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 169[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: micubit (4.5)
0916:< micubit> I'm going to have to recite the works of shakespeare in order to kill this god forsaken thing
0916:< barnum> Round #43, 9 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 160[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: micubit (4.5)
0917:< barnum> Round #44, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 160[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0917:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0918:< barnum> Round #45, 30 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 130[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0919:< barnum> Round #46, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 130[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0919:< micubit> chocolate? chocolate? CHOCOLATE!!!!
0920:< micubit> BARNUM YOU CAN'T GET POINTS FOR YOUR OWN MONSTER YOU'RE THE BOT
0920:< barnum> Round #47, 12 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 118[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: micubit (6)
0921:< barnum> Round #48, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 118[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0922:< jonesandbrown> still having trouble with robin-grow on firefox?
0922:< barnum> Round #49, 15 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 103[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
0923:< barnum> Round #50, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 103[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0923:< Yeniuss> na im having trouble trying to get this damn rpg bot to work
0923:< Yeniuss> everytime I enable it the page doesnt load anymore
0924:< jonesandbrown> i had trouble too. i think it might be designed for crome?
0924:< barnum> Round #51, 51 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 52[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
0924:< Yeniuss> hm might try it hang on
0925:< Yeniuss> A wild Cinder Ghoul appeared! HP: 119[⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]! Attack it by chatting! (you can !flee and get !help)! Check out the !commands.
0925:< Yeniuss> works fine in chrome huh
0925:< barnum> Round #52, 6 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 46[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (3)
0926:< Yeniuss> okay so no more firefox
0926:< barnum> Round #53, 3 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 43[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0926:< Rndom_Gy_159> it works just fine in waterfox
0927:< Yeniuss> the rpg bot doesnt work on my firefox
0927:< barnum> Round #54, 5 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 38[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Rndom_Gy_159 (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
0928:< barnum> Round #55, 0 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 38[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
0928:< Rndom_Gy_159> ah. robin grow worked for me and then I switched over to parrot befause of the more features. both work(ed)
0929:< Yeniuss> yeah robin grow had no problems, it was the rpg bot script on firefox that got angry at me
0929:< barnum> Round #56, 14 hits! Abyss Gigas HP: 24[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Rndom_Gy_159 (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5)
0929:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0930:< barnum> Abyss Gigas is kill! barnum picks up [Poisonous Cloak]! LVLs: barnum (6/75%)
0930:< barnum> A wild Gorgimera appeared! HP: 427[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0931:< barnum> Round #1, 30 hits! Gorgimera HP: 397[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0932:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Gorgimera HP: 397[█████] +XP: no one :(
0932:< Yeniuss> yay my rpg bot is working in my other group
0933:< barnum> Round #3, 3 hits! Gorgimera HP: 394[█████] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0934:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Gorgimera HP: 394[█████] +XP: no one :(
0934:< Yeniuss> it seems to be a bit slow though, hm
0934:< barnum> Round #5, 3 hits! Gorgimera HP: 391[█████] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0935:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 09:35:21 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 09:35:45 2016
0935:< Yeniuss> !help
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 09:35:49 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 09:38:04 2016
0938:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Gorgimera HP: 322[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0939:< jonesandbrown> well shit that was too easy
0939:< jonesandbrown> thanks btw
0939:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Gorgimera HP: 322[████▒] +XP: no one :(
0939:< barnum> Round #10, 30 hits! Gorgimera HP: 292[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
0940:< Yeniuss> wish there was some more documentation on this bot
0941:< Yeniuss> okay it appears to be working but who knows whats happening
0942:< barnum> Round #11, 3 hits! Gorgimera HP: 289[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0942:< barnum> A wild Small Lightning Quasi-elemental appeared! HP: 148[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50...
0943:< Yeniuss> Join RPG for 50 what barnum! 50 what!????
0943:< barnum> Round #1, 3 hits! Small Lightning Quasi-elemental HP: 145[█████] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0943:< Yeniuss> we'll never know :c
0943:< barnum> Round #2, 3 hits! Small Lightning Quasi-elemental HP: 142[█████] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
0944:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Small Lightning Quasi-elemental HP: 142[█████] +XP: no one :(
0945:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Small Lightning Quasi-elemental HP: 142[█████] +XP: no one :(
0946:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Small Lightning Quasi-elemental HP: 142[█████] +XP: no one :(
0946:< Djinneral> I punch the quasi elemental creature in its quasi elemental butt
0946:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/85%),...
0946:< Djinneral> And then I kick it somewhere around the butt, and hit my whip againt somewhere around its butt
0947:< Djinneral> basically I make it hurt real bad, thats what it gets for bothering me
0947:< barnum> Small Lightning Quasi-elemental is kill! Djinneral picks up [Unwieldy Glaive]! LVLs: Djinneral (9/90%), barnum (6/79%)
0947:< Djinneral> ooh another weapon
0948:< barnum> A wild Elven Wasp appeared! HP: 261[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
0948:< Rofl_Waffler> I bore it into leaving by being socially awkward.
0948:< barnum> Round #1, 50 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 211[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), Djinneral (1.5), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
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0950:< Rofl_Waffler> I attempt to talk about sports.
0950:< barnum> Round #3, 2 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 209[█████] +XP: Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
0951:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 209[█████] +XP: no one :(
0951:< Rofl_Waffler> I try to think of a conversation topic but just stand there in awkward silence.
0952:< Yeniuss> well you see you're trying to talk to an elven wasp
0952:< barnum> Round #5, 8 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 201[████▒] +XP: Rofl_Waffler (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
0952:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/90%),...
0953:< barnum> Round #6, 30 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 171[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
0953:< Yeniuss> you did it barnum!
0954:< Yeniuss> !heroes
0954:< barnum> Round #7, 6 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 165[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (3)
0954:< Rofl_Waffler> I ramble on about cheesemaking.
0954:< Yeniuss> !help
0955:< Yeniuss> Rofl_waffler is actually an RP bot confirmed
0955:< barnum> Round #8, 8 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 157[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (3), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
0955:< Yeniuss> !commands
0955:< Yeniuss> !loot
0955:< Rofl_Waffler> I start to say something, but get interrupted.
0956:< barnum> Round #9, 8 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 149[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (3), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
0956:< Rofl_Waffler> I stand awkwardly in the corner.
0956:< Yeniuss> poor rofl_waffler
0957:< barnum> Round #10, 7 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 142[███▒▒] +XP: Rofl_Waffler (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
0957:< Rofl_Waffler> Apparently it doesn't matter what we say, so I thought I'd have some fun. :D
0957:< Yeniuss> yeah it doesnt, you were starting to look like a bot there
0958:< barnum> Round #11, 10 hits! Elven Wasp HP: 132[███▒▒] +XP: Rofl_Waffler (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
0958:< SilentSand> It just takes chatting
0958:< SilentSand> That's the importatnt part for doing damage
0958:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/90%),...
0958:< SilentSand> Just having a conversation can easily cause massive amount of damage to be dealt
0958:< Rofl_Waffler> most of my attention is on the trivia channel though
0959:< SilentSand> Yeah well, I'm just here to pass the time between other things
0959:< barnum> Elven Wasp is kill! SilentSand picks up [Robe of The Pure Legion +2]! LVLs: SilentSand (9/73%), barnum (6/83%), Rofl_Waffler (1/68%)
0959:< SilentSand> I ain't got no time for all that thinking
0959:< barnum> A wild Stegocentipede appeared! HP: 261[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1000:< SilentSand> Man a stegocentipede still freaks me the fuck out as a concept
1000:< barnum> Round #1, 102 hits! Stegocentipede HP: 159[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (6), barnum (4.5)
1000:< SilentSand> It's just the weirdest damn thing
1000:< Rofl_Waffler> I poke it with a stick.
1000:< SilentSand> Don't you dare, you might wake the beas
1000:< SilentSand> What if it wakes up and kills us, hmmmm?
1001:< SilentSand> That would be...unfortunate for all of us
1001:< barnum> Round #2, 74 hits! Stegocentipede HP: 85[██▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (6), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
1001:< Yeniuss> The bees awaken and swarm SilentSand
1001:< Rofl_Waffler> So we should set up some traps before waking it? OK.
1001:< SilentSand> Oh no! not the bees! not the bees!
1001:< SilentSand> I feel like nick cage in the moment, honest and pure
1001:< Yeniuss> The bees fall for the trap Rofl_waffler setup
1002:< barnum> Round #3, 48 hits! Stegocentipede HP: 37[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (3), SilentSand (3), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
1002:< SilentSand> Can bees even fall? They fly dude, they don't go to the ground
1002:< Rofl_Waffler> I also set up 100 bear traps.
1002:< SilentSand> That's a lot of beer traps
1002:< Yeniuss> there are no bears
1002:< SilentSand> Well, hopefully beer traps
1002:< Rofl_Waffler> It has a lot of legs, so ...
1002:< SilentSand> I'd fall for a beer trap right now
1003:< SilentSand> Just die already damn thingy
1003:< barnum> Stegocentipede is kill! SilentSand picks up [Boots of Levitation]! LVLs: SilentSand (9/88%), Rofl_Waffler (1/94%), Yeniuss (3/34%)
1003:< barnum> A wild Dawn Piper appeared! HP: 202[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1003:< SilentSand> I'm almost right at leveling up! Level 10, here I come
1003:< Yeniuss> Dawn Piper plays saucy music, Rofl_waffler's bear traps are proven inneffective
1003:< barnum> Round #1, 62 hits! Dawn Piper HP: 140[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5), SilentSand (1.5)
1004:< Rofl_Waffler> I set up some beer traps instead
1004:< SilentSand> Saucy music, huh? I begin to flirt with the piper
1004:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/18%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), WythDryden (9/92%), Djinneral (9/90%),...
1004:< SilentSand> I attempt to seduce the beast, with my fists!
1004:< Rofl_Waffler> ACT > FLIRT
1004:< Yeniuss> Dawn Piper ignores SilentSand and heads over to the beer traps
1004:< SilentSand> No mercy here waffler
1004:< nhu72> fuck you niggers
1004:< SirCabbage> Your attack misses and hits SirCabbage
1004:< SilentSand> Woah nhu rude
1004:< SirCabbage> Why hello there Waffler *winks
1005:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage is struck down but manages to recover
1005:< Rofl_Waffler> Can you make spaghetti?
1005:< SilentSand> How's the bashing going bashing man
1005:< barnum> Dawn Piper is kill! SilentSand picks up [Staff of Accompaniment]! LVLs: SilentSand (9/96%), SirCabbage (15/21%), Yeniuss (3/44%), Ro...
1005:< SirCabbage> Sure can!
1005:< SirCabbage> bashing is ALWAYS good.
1005:< SilentSand> We lost a remember, press f to pay respect :(
1005:< barnum> A wild Dweomercat appeared! HP: 382[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1005:< SilentSand> *member
1006:< barnum> Round #1, 138 hits! Dweomercat HP: 244[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), SirCabbage (3), SilentSand (3)
1006:< Yeniuss> nobody likes my rpg bot in the other chat
1006:< SilentSand> What chat?
1006:< Yeniuss> Ananrotwpytry
1006:< SirCabbage> then they have no heart
1006:< Yeniuss> its only got 24 users, it'll get there
1006:< SilentSand> I mean there's a dedicated channel to this one for a reason
1007:< barnum> Round #2, 87 hits! Dweomercat HP: 157[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5), SilentSand (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
1007:< Yeniuss> trivia bot seems to be winning peoples hearts
1007:< SilentSand> Oh shit, you hoping to hit the cascade?
1007:< SirCabbage> yeah triva is more liked in smaller groups and less liked in larger groups
1007:< SilentSand> Only a matter of time before it's no longer possible to ever get into this room
1007:< Yeniuss> everyone hates rpg
1007:< SirCabbage> technically everyone should hit the cascade. That is part of the point. there wont be any rooms left
1007:< SilentSand> RPG bot isn't the right type of interactive for most people
1007:< barnum> Dweomercat is kill! SilentSand picks up [Deck of Harrowed Tales]! LVLs: SilentSand (10/12%), SirCabbage (15/24%), Yeniuss (3/53%)
1008:< SilentSand> Eh, there's not enough time for that
1008:< SirCabbage> it is for gamers
1008:< SirCabbage> but robin is entirely random
1008:< barnum> A wild Gibbering Abomination appeared! HP: 729[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1008:< SirCabbage> full of all sorts of people
1008:< Rofl_Waffler> I throw a watermelon at it.
1008:< SilentSand> If you join in 6 hours you probably will never get into this room
1008:< Yeniuss> Gibbering Abomination ignores the watermelon
1008:< barnum> Round #1, 229 hits! Gibbering Abomination HP: 500[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (6), barnum (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5), Rofl_Waffler (1.5), Ye...
1009:< Rofl_Waffler> Then I guess I'll have to use an actual weapon.
1009:< SilentSand> Weapons are for miserable punks
1009:< SirCabbage> I assume most people will be staying when we reach the next rank- unless people want to see what happens if we make it til the very end
1009:< Yeniuss> yeah all I have is a staff
1009:< SilentSand> A righteous and true warrior can subdue the enemy with only his fury and his fists
1009:< barnum> Round #2, 198 hits! Gibbering Abomination HP: 302[███▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (6), SirCabbage (4.5), Rofl_Waffler (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1009:< SirCabbage> part of me wonders if reddit will reward us more if we stay on grow- I half expect them to delete all the private subreddits on the 8th
1009:< Rofl_Waffler> OK. I could try to punch it but I'm not sure where I should aim my fists.
1010:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/25%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/14%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1010:< SilentSand> Hit the part that gibbers the most, waffler
1010:< Yeniuss> Gibbering Abomination gibbers
1010:< Rofl_Waffler> But there are so many parts gibbering. That's why it's an abomination.
1010:< SilentSand> Maybe it'll just end and nobody will bother acknowledging it, kinda like what happened with the button
1011:< barnum> Round #3, 264 hits! Gibbering Abomination HP: 38[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Rofl_Waffler (9), SilentSand (7.5), SirCabbage (4.5), barnum (4.5), Yen...
1011:< SilentSand> I mean like there was one community post and an admin post, but that was it
1011:< Rofl_Waffler> I punch it in the center of gravity
1011:< SilentSand> Compared to the sheer amount of user produced content for the thing, it was pretty uneventful at the end
1011:< Rofl_Waffler> I punch it again.
1011:< Yeniuss> Gibbering Abomination is struck down by Rofl_Wafflers punches
1011:< barnum> Gibbering Abomination is kill! Yeniuss picks up [Dragon Staff]! LVLs: SilentSand (10/21%), Rofl_Waffler (2/62%), Yeniuss (3/62%)
1012:< Yeniuss> what
1012:< Yeniuss> I already have one of those!
1012:< barnum> A wild Forgotten One appeared! HP: 45[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1012:< Yeniuss> who wants it
1012:< SilentSand> I do bruh
1012:< Rofl_Waffler> I forget it again.
1012:< SirCabbage> you got another dragon staff :O
1012:< SilentSand> I should probably do a longer post
1012:< Yeniuss> I hand my dragon staff to SilentSand
1012:< SilentSand> I'll have your dragon staff ;)
1012:< barnum> Forgotten One is kill! SilentSand picks up [Unwieldy Glaive]! LVLs: SilentSand (10/27%), Yeniuss (3/70%), Rofl_Waffler (2/70%), SirC...
1013:< SilentSand> ew unwieldy don't want that
1013:< barnum> A wild Adult Bronze Dragon appeared! HP: 828[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1013:< Rofl_Waffler> I punch it in its throat
1013:< barnum> Round #1, 54 hits! Adult Bronze Dragon HP: 774[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), SilentSand (1.5), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
1014:< SilentSand> I combine the Dragon staff with my scepter of the ages to form a dragon scepter of the ages
1014:< SilentSand> Not much has changed, but it does have a cool headpiece now
1014:< barnum> Round #2, 83 hits! Adult Bronze Dragon HP: 691[█████] +XP: SilentSand (6)
1014:< Yeniuss> Dragon Scepter of the ages is created, this artifact is now noted in the history books
1015:< SilentSand> I actually do an okay amount of damage now
1015:< Rofl_Waffler> I punch it again, but I don't seem to be hurting it.
1015:< barnum> Round #3, 38 hits! Adult Bronze Dragon HP: 653[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5), SilentSand (1.5), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
1015:< SilentSand> I really don't want to go back to level 1 if the new bot gets here :(
1015:< SilentSand> That would be absolutely horrible
1015:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/27%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/29%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1016:< SilentSand> So, does anybody here play pathfinder or another form of dnd?
1016:< Yeniuss> Rofl_Wafflers punches dislodge a Knights Sword, it clatters to the ground
1016:< barnum> Round #4, 189 hits! Adult Bronze Dragon HP: 464[███▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (10.5), barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5)
1016:< Rofl_Waffler> I pick up the sword by the wrong end and lose 10 HP.
1017:< Rofl_Waffler> I bandage my hands and pick up the sword properly.
1017:< barnum> Round #5, 6 hits! Adult Bronze Dragon HP: 458[███▒▒] +XP: Rofl_Waffler (3)
1017:< SilentSand> I draw a card from my deck of harrowed tales. It flips as the three of spades, a healing card
1018:< SilentSand> Rofl_waffler begins to regain hp at the rate of 1/day
1018:< Rofl_Waffler> I attack the dragon's toes.
1018:< SilentSand> Dude toes are sensitive don't be a jerk
1018:< barnum> Round #6, 107 hits! Adult Bronze Dragon HP: 351[███▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
1018:< Rofl_Waffler> Sorry. :(
1018:< Yeniuss> The dragons toes are smelly, Rofl_Waffler is disoriented
1018:< Rofl_Waffler> I bandage the dragon's toes.
1019:< SilentSand> There you go, that's better. Now stab him in the eye if you can
1019:< Rofl_Waffler> I apologize to the dragon and challenge it to honorable combat.
1019:< barnum> Round #7, 82 hits! Adult Bronze Dragon HP: 269[██▒▒▒] +XP: Rofl_Waffler (7.5), SilentSand (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1019:< SilentSand> I watch carefully, waiting to intervene if the dragon seems to be winning
1020:< Yeniuss> The dragon agrees only if it gets a free strike
1020:< SilentSand> I'm sorry, but we can't risk losing a member
1020:< Rofl_Waffler> I get distracted by a cat and leave.
1020:< barnum> Round #8, 91 hits! Adult Bronze Dragon HP: 178[██▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (6), Yeniuss (1.5), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
1020:< SilentSand> In the confusion of a dishonorable finish, I punch the dragon in the mouth will all my might
1020:< Yeniuss> Rofl_Waffler pets the cat
1021:< Yeniuss> The Dragon is confusedf
1021:< SirCabbage> bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash? :O
1021:< SirCabbage> oh sorry, were we having a moment here.
1021:< barnum> Adult Bronze Dragon is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Gorget of Living Whispers]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/30%), SilentSand (10/35%), Yenius...
1021:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/30%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1021:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage sneaks in at the last minute and steals the loot, rude!
1021:< SilentSand> Wow rude
1022:< SirCabbage> nah you can hae the loot
1022:< barnum> A wild Barbed Devil appeared! HP: 621[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1022:< SirCabbage> I jsut wanted to tame the dragon
1022:< SilentSand> The hell is a gorget
1022:< SirCabbage> I have no fucking clue *throws the Gorget of Living Whispers on the ground for anyone to have
1022:< Yeniuss> goes around your neck apparently
1022:< barnum> Round #1, 300 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 321[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (9), SirCabbage (7.5), Yeniuss (6), SilentSand (3)
1022:< Rofl_Waffler> I keep playing with the cat.
1023:< Yeniuss> Barbed Devil is damaged by the Gorget left carelessly on the ground
1023:< Yeniuss> The gorget is destroyed in the process
1023:< barnum> Round #2, 22 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 299[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (6), Rofl_Waffler (1.5)
1023:< SirCabbage> so did someone pick it up?
1024:< Yeniuss> the gorget stood on it and hurt its foot, it got destroyed
1024:< barnum> Round #3, 41 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 258[███▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1025:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 258[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1025:< Yeniuss> barbed devil strikes itself in confusion
1025:< Yeniuss> the cat runs away
1026:< Yeniuss> it was startled by the noise
1026:< barnum> Round #5, 15 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 243[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5)
1027:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 243[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1027:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/31%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1028:< jonesandbrown> hey yeniuss
1028:< Yeniuss> yo
1028:< barnum> Round #7, 45 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 198[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
1028:< jonesandbrown> you got a link to that rpg script?
1029:< Yeniuss> yeah here you go https://github.com/anok/robin-rpg 
1029:< Yeniuss> only works with robin grow, not parrot
1029:< jonesandbrown> thanks mate
1029:< barnum> Round #8, 40 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 158[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3), Yeniuss (3)
1030:< Yeniuss> Barbed Devil trips over the bodies of our lifeless heroes, he takes some damage
1030:< barnum> Round #9, 14 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 144[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5)
1031:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 144[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1032:< Yeniuss> did everyone die
1032:< barnum> Round #11, 5 hits! Barbed Devil HP: 139[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
1032:< Yeniuss> I did it!
1032:< SirCabbage> You WANTED to kill people?
1032:< SirCabbage> that is kinda fucked up yenis
1032:< SirCabbage> I have to question you on that one. I really really do.
1033:< Yeniuss> I was wondering where everyone went
1033:< SirCabbage> I mean rly.
1033:< barnum> Barbed Devil is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Staff of Spiders]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/33%), Yeniuss (3/92%)
1033:< SirCabbage> I am watching transistors end on video again
1033:< Yeniuss> neat staff though
1033:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/33%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1033:< SirCabbage> It is always sad
1033:< SirCabbage> I um, feel as if I dont want to put it in my bag
1033:< Yeniuss> the spiders greet SirCabbage
1033:< barnum> A wild Flaming Skull appeared! HP: 22[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1033:< dick_sanitizer> all welcome PrbewgRi1_ the newest tier 10!
1033:< SirCabbage> Um, hi. Are you friendly?
1033:< Rofl_Waffler> I pour water on it
1034:< SirCabbage> do spideers even speak?
1034:< barnum> Flaming Skull is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Clockwork Bug]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/41%), barnum (7/18%), Yeniuss (4/23%), dick_sanitiz...
1034:< Yeniuss> TheSpiders take offense but are washed away and you dont catch what they say
1034:< barnum> A wild Rust Monster appeared! HP: 121[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1034:< SirCabbage> erm Yeniuss he meant the flaming skull- not my spiders
1034:< SirCabbage> my spiders are still fine.
1034:< Yeniuss> oh fair enough
1035:< SirCabbage> in fact, I am putting them on as an accesory pet
1035:< barnum> Rust Monster is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Getaway Boots]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/44%), Yeniuss (4/29%), barnum (7/20%)
1035:< SirCabbage> so now they are my friends
1035:< barnum> A wild Courage Heart appeared! HP: 877[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1036:< barnum> Round #1, 71 hits! Courage Heart HP: 806[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
1036:< Yeniuss> The heart beats on the floor and doesn't do much, our heroes take turns striking it
1036:< SirCabbage> Can I eat it?
1037:< barnum> Round #2, 54 hits! Courage Heart HP: 752[█████] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
1037:< Yeniuss> are you going to cook that first?
1037:< SirCabbage> I suppose I COULD
1037:< SirCabbage> but where is the courage in that?
1037:< Yeniuss> The heart whimpers...somehow
1038:< barnum> Round #3, 84 hits! Courage Heart HP: 668[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (3), SirCabbage (3)
1038:< SirCabbage> ... o-o
1038:< barnum> Round #4, 36 hits! Courage Heart HP: 632[████▒] +XP: SirCabbage (1.5)
1039:< SirCabbage> how does that..dont even
1039:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/45%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1039:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage stokes the fire, the heart flops around helplessly
1040:< barnum> Round #5, 89 hits! Courage Heart HP: 543[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
1040:< SirCabbage> I feel bad now.
1040:< jonesandbrown> so i'm running both a trivia bot and rpg bot in my other robin stream and people are freaking out. half hate it, and half are playing a
1040:< jonesandbrown> along
1040:< MrReebdoog> So how does this rpg one work?
1041:< Yeniuss> everyone hates mr rpg bot, the catfacts bot is going well
1041:< SirCabbage> just teach them how to use channels.
1041:< barnum> Round #6, 138 hits! Courage Heart HP: 405[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), SirCabbage (3), MrReebdoog (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1041:< Yeniuss> im trying to teach them about parrot
1041:< SirCabbage> they will need to use them when they get up this high
1041:< jonesandbrown> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit#gid=0 => http://nazar.so/2da6s 
1041:< Yeniuss> ^ how to play rpg bot
1041:< jonesandbrown> read the rules then play along
1042:< jonesandbrown> and welcome explorer
1042:< barnum> Round #7, 121 hits! Courage Heart HP: 284[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (7.5), Yeniuss (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
1042:< MrReebdoog> Will do, thanks
1042:< barnum> Round #8, 2 hits! Courage Heart HP: 282[██▒▒▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (1.5)
1043:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Courage Heart HP: 282[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1044:< Yeniuss> The heart is roasting on the fire, its flopping has been stopped
1044:< barnum> Round #10, 18 hits! Courage Heart HP: 264[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5)
1045:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/45%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1046:< barnum> Round #11, 35 hits! Courage Heart HP: 229[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1046:< Yeniuss> a robin flies past
1046:< Yeniuss> a burnt heart sits on a pile of ash
1046:< barnum> Round #12, 12 hits! Courage Heart HP: 217[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (3)
1047:< MrReebdoog> Ohhh, a robin
1047:< barnum> Round #13, 2 hits! Courage Heart HP: 215[██▒▒▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (1.5)
1048:**** MrReebdoog watches it fly around
1048:< barnum> Round #14, 2 hits! Courage Heart HP: 213[██▒▒▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (1.5)
1048:< Yeniuss> Mrreebdoog accidentally kicks the burnt heart, dealing some damage
1049:< SirCabbage> *eats the heart
1049:**** MrReebdoog notices the heart and pokes it with his stick
1049:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage snatches the heart from MRreebdoog
1049:< MrReebdoog> Taste good? Me hungry
1049:< barnum> Round #15, 64 hits! Courage Heart HP: 149[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (6), MrReebdoog (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
1049:< Yeniuss> The heart takes damage from being digested
1050:< SirCabbage> Yes it is good actually.
1050:< SirCabbage> best heart I have eaten all day
1050:< MrReebdoog> Now you have normal heart and courage heart!
1050:< barnum> Round #16, 80 hits! Courage Heart HP: 69[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (3), Yeniuss (1.5), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1050:< Yeniuss> the heart giggles at its 69 hp
1050:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/46%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1050:< MrReebdoog> SirCabbage: the Hear of Courage!
1051:< MrReebdoog> hehe, look, heart 69 with your stomache!
1051:< barnum> Round #17, 45 hits! Courage Heart HP: 24[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (3), Yeniuss (1.5)
1052:**** MrReebdoog puts ear against SirCabbage's belly
1052:< Yeniuss> the heart beats a dying beat?
1052:< MrReebdoog> Ha you have like a baby in there now with two hearts
1052:< barnum> Round #18, 10 hits! Courage Heart HP: 14[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (3), Yeniuss (1.5)
1052:< Yeniuss> The heart is digested by SirCabbage, +10Hp
1052:< SirCabbage> It was really good
1053:< SirCabbage> like you have no idea
1053:**** MrReebdoog glares
1053:< MrReebdoog> You share next time
1053:< SirCabbage> you should eat the next one
1053:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage poops the loot
1053:< SirCabbage> I would but I mean did you see how tasty it was
1053:< SirCabbage> I had to eat all of it
1053:< MrReebdoog> Oh look, poop loot
1053:< SirCabbage> so good.
1053:**** MrReebdoog pokes it with his stick
1053:< barnum> Courage Heart is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Starbow]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/54%), MrReebdoog (2/34%), Yeniuss (4/48%)
1053:< SirCabbage> oh, I pooped a starbow!
1053:< MrReebdoog> Ouch....
1054:< barnum> A wild Angustiden appeared! HP: 472[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1054:< MrReebdoog> Must be small Starbow
1054:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage loses 10 HP
1054:< SirCabbage> My anus was well prepaired
1054:**** MrReebdoog doesnt judge
1054:< barnum> Round #1, 125 hits! Angustiden HP: 347[████▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (6), barnum (4.5), SirCabbage (3), Yeniuss (1.5)
1054:< MrReebdoog> Oh look! It's a wild something.... me not know what that is, we kill it?
1054:< SirCabbage> we kill everything and anything
1055:< SirCabbage> and look damn good doing it
1055:**** MrReebdoog strikes a pose and runs at it
1055:< Yeniuss> Angustiden is unknown to me, it does whatever its meant to do until I finish googling
1055:< MrReebdoog> Now you die strange thing!
1055:< MrReebdoog> (lol)
1055:< Yeniuss> Angustiden takes form of prehistoric shark
1055:**** SirCabbage just gnaws on its face
1056:< Yeniuss> it has big teeth
1056:< MrReebdoog> Oh look, it's a fish
1056:< MrReebdoog> its ok, fish die not in big blue water, we just watch it
1056:< Yeniuss> the shark feels out of place on land, it makes you uncomfortable
1056:< barnum> Round #3, 72 hits! Angustiden HP: 167[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (7.5), MrReebdoog (3), SirCabbage (1.5)
1056:< SirCabbage> *offers the shark my well
1056:< MrReebdoog> Maybe we grab its tail and pull into the well so it can swim?
1056:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/55%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), WythDryden (9/92%...
1056:< SirCabbage> *not to take, just to jump into as a source of water
1057:< SirCabbage> you may get inside shark, there be infinite water in there
1057:< Yeniuss> the shark is pulled into the well, it takes some damage from the drop
1057:< MrReebdoog> bye bye shark, enjoy swim
1057:< SirCabbage> I like to put animals in my well
1057:**** MrReebdoog lights some wood from the fire
1057:< barnum> Angustiden is kill! MrReebdoog picks up [Bowl of Conjuring Water Elementals]! LVLs: MrReebdoog (2/64%), SirCabbage (15/57%), Yeniuss...
1057:< SirCabbage> ...and then not tell anyone when I offer them a drink from it
1057:< MrReebdoog> Here sharky, i throw down fire so you can see in the dark
1057:< SirCabbage> oh, I have one of those
1057:< MrReebdoog> ops... that killed it! Sorry shark
1058:< barnum> A wild Adult Dungeon Dragon appeared! HP: 468[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1058:< barnum> Round #1, 185 hits! Adult Dungeon Dragon HP: 283[████▒] +XP: SirCabbage (6), barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (3)
1058:< Djinneral> Did it hurt itself in confusion?
1058:< MrReebdoog> Oh, Dragon means gold hidden!
1059:< Djinneral> Dungeons mean gold too
1059:< Yeniuss> Barnum hurts himself in confusion
1059:**** MrReebdoog takes another flaming log and charges
1059:< barnum> Round #2, 48 hits! Adult Dungeon Dragon HP: 235[███▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (3), MrReebdoog (3), Yeniuss (1.5)
1059:< MrReebdoog> Tell me where your dungeon gold is dragon or you will join shark!
1100:< Djinneral> I strike the Adult dragon with my fierce trident and force it right through its sternum, the dragon suffers damage and cries in pain
1100:< Yeniuss> The dragon is unfased by fire, dragons breath fire
1100:< MrReebdoog> Ha i trick you dragon!
1100:< Djinneral> Afterwards I slap the dragon with my strong rope, and smack it over its dragon booty
1100:< MrReebdoog> I have a bowl!
1100:< barnum> Round #3, 127 hits! Adult Dungeon Dragon HP: 108[██▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (9), MrReebdoog (7.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1100:**** MrReebdoog is confused how bowl works
1100:< MrReebdoog> Take this dragon
1100:< Djinneral> Then I use my bottle of spirits and release the spooky ghosts, I release the Netherworld Creature I caught last night!
1101:**** MrReebdoog throws the whole bowl of conjuring water elementals at the dragon
1101:< SirCabbage> the bowl is used to summon elementals, from a water source like.. a well :o
1101:< Djinneral> the Netherworld Creature scratches the dragon and returns back to the spirit bottle
1101:< SirCabbage> but who knows where you can get water from.
1101:< barnum> Adult Dungeon Dragon is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Holy Avenger]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/61%), Djinneral (9/96%), MrReebdoog (2/78%)
1101:**** MrReebdoog notices the bowl doesn't do much
1101:< Djinneral> holy avenger what?
1101:< SirCabbage> *whistles innocently
1101:**** MrReebdoog picks up bowl again
1101:< barnum> A wild Homotherium appeared! HP: 229[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1101:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage attempts to sneak off
1101:< keithgabryelski> look
1102:< Djinneral> the homotherium is basically a big cat
1102:< MrReebdoog> Here kitty! I pat you! Nice kitty
1102:< SirCabbage> attempts? I succeeded. my well is safe :o
1102:< keithgabryelski> look around
1102:< barnum> Round #1, 162 hits! Homotherium HP: 67[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (4.5), Djinneral (3), SirCabbage (3), keithgabryelski (3...
1102:< MrReebdoog> I think i pat too hard and hurt kitty
1102:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/62%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), Djinneral (9/97%)...
1102:< Yeniuss> Keithgabryelski looks around, he spots SirCabbage and other heroes fighting a wild Homotherium
1102:< Djinneral> I capture the homotherium with my rope!
1102:< Djinneral> and then I kick it down the cliff
1102:< SirCabbage> *eats the cat
1103:< Djinneral> the homotherium ded now
1103:**** MrReebdoog hadn't noticed the cliff before
1103:< SirCabbage> *eats nom nom
1103:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage cannot eat anymore
1103:< Djinneral> there's a massive cliff lads
1103:< keithgabryelski> help group fight the Homotherium
1103:< SirCabbage> what? am I full?
1103:< Djinneral> this creature is quite resilient
1103:< barnum> Homotherium is kill! Djinneral picks up [Belt of Dwarvenkind]! LVLs: Djinneral (10/17%), SirCabbage (15/66%), Yeniuss (4/68%), MrRee...
1103:**** MrReebdoog passes SirCabbage food
1103:< MrReebdoog> Eat Mr Cabbage, so you poop more loot for me
1103:< Yeniuss> The wild Homotherium is roasted on the fire
1103:< barnum> A wild Seraptis appeared! HP: 976[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1103:< SirCabbage> *eats it
1104:< SirCabbage> *poops up Poop of +5 Fertilization
1104:< keithgabryelski> make a shawl out of the homotherium's pelt
1104:< MrReebdoog> This loot bad, smelly. you keep
1104:< barnum> Round #1, 124 hits! Seraptis HP: 852[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (4.5), SirCabbage (3), Yeniuss (1.5), keithgabryelski (1.5)
1104:< Djinneral> the seraptis is a female demon
1104:**** MrReebdoog looks closers to see if pretty
1104:< SirCabbage> ;-;
1104:< Yeniuss> The dragon only cares for gold
1105:< Djinneral> I believe they've got average looks
1105:< Yeniuss> MrReebdoog checks his pockets, some moths fly out
1105:< keithgabryelski> look at self
1105:< Djinneral> for demons
1105:< barnum> Round #2, 113 hits! Seraptis HP: 739[████▒] +XP: Djinneral (4.5), Yeniuss (3), MrReebdoog (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5), keithgabryelski (...
1105:< MrReebdoog> Hello lady demon, you bring friends for me to meet?
1106:< Yeniuss> Keithgabyelski looks at his tattered clothing, he has a dull sword on his belt
1106:< barnum> Round #3, 21 hits! Seraptis HP: 718[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1106:< MrReebdoog> Ohh me remember, dragons have gold, where gold go?
1106:**** MrReebdoog heads off to search for it
1106:< MrReebdoog> (bbl)
1107:< barnum> Round #4, 9 hits! Seraptis HP: 709[████▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (4.5)
1107:< keithgabryelski> SirCabbage what is our plan?
1107:< SirCabbage> Plan is- I feel like sleeping.
1107:< SirCabbage> I just had a meal- that delicious heart
1108:< SirCabbage> and now I feel like calling it, because it was so nice and filling.
1108:< barnum> Round #5, 182 hits! Seraptis HP: 527[███▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), keithgabryelski (1.5)
1108:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/68%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), Djinneral (10/17%...
1109:< Yeniuss> damn looks like everyones stepped out for a minute
1109:< barnum> Round #6, 41 hits! Seraptis HP: 486[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1109:< Djinneral> im at work
1109:< Yeniuss> haha fair enough, my work doesnt allow time for reddit unfortunately/fortunately?
1110:< barnum> Round #7, 38 hits! Seraptis HP: 448[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5), Djinneral (1.5)
1111:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Seraptis HP: 448[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1112:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Seraptis HP: 448[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1113:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Seraptis HP: 448[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1113:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Seraptis HP: 448[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1114:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/68%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), Djinneral (10/18%...
1115:< barnum> Round #12, 35 hits! Seraptis HP: 413[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1115:< Djinneral> i spend like half my day on reddit from work
1115:< Djinneral> it does require you to do your work fast though
1116:< barnum> Round #13, 40 hits! Seraptis HP: 373[██▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (3)
1117:< barnum> Round #14, 0 hits! Seraptis HP: 373[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1117:< Djinneral> I strike the vicious seraptis with my trident of the storm captain and hit it right in the thigh impaling it to the ground
1117:< Djinneral> Then I grab my strong whip and slash it across the leg, and tie it down to the trident and kick it in the ass
1117:< Djinneral> then I open up my bottle of spirits and release my spooky ghost and hit it really hard with the bottle
1117:< barnum> Round #15, 177 hits! Seraptis HP: 196[██▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (13.5)
1118:< Djinneral> the spooky ghosts scare the Seraptis to death and make it cower in fear
1118:< Djinneral> now I take out my piece of bendy leather and throw it in right in her demon face
1118:< Djinneral> I unleash my 8 limbed golden warrior combo and use my arms, elbow, knee and hands
1118:< barnum> Round #16, 177 hits! Seraptis HP: 19[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (13.5)
1119:< Djinneral> The seraptis gets completely beat up, I am prepared to finish it off, and once again release my bottle of spirits attempting to capture
1119:< Djinneral> the demon into my vessel meant for demons and ghost
1119:< Djinneral> thats now 7 demons captured
1119:< Djinneral> and 4 ghost
1119:< barnum> Seraptis is kill! Djinneral picks up [Snapleaf]! LVLs: Djinneral (10/32%)
1120:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/68%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/35%), Djinneral (10/32%...
1120:< barnum> A wild Atomie appeared! HP: 40[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1120:< Djinneral> I unleash my 8 limbed golden warrior combo and use my arms, elbow, knee and hands
1120:< Djinneral> then I open up my bottle of spirits and release my spooky ghost and hit it really hard with the bottle
1121:< barnum> Atomie is kill! Djinneral picks up [Manacles of Cooperation]! LVLs: Djinneral (10/37%), barnum (7/38%)
1121:< Yeniuss> https://monstrouspeace.com/robintracker/wilplatypus.php => http://nazar.so/5nb40 neat 
1121:< barnum> A wild Lich appeared! HP: 499[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1121:< Djinneral> we're almost there guys
1121:< barnum> Round #1, 61 hits! Lich HP: 438[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5), Djinneral (1.5)
1122:< Yeniuss> im in one of the tier 7s, looks like it'll be merging with that 8 soon
1122:< barnum> Round #2, 18 hits! Lich HP: 420[█████] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5)
1123:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Lich HP: 420[█████] +XP: no one :(
1124:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Lich HP: 420[█████] +XP: no one :(
1125:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Lich HP: 420[█████] +XP: no one :(
1126:< Yeniuss> The Lich looks around longingly for someone to attack it
1126:< barnum> Round #6, 41 hits! Lich HP: 379[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1126:< Djinneral> That's a pretty dank lich we've got
1127:< Djinneral> Hey Lich man what are you doing here, why are you attacking us? peace and love yo
1127:< barnum> Round #7, 80 hits! Lich HP: 299[███▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (6)
1128:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Lich HP: 299[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1129:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Lich HP: 299[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1130:< Djinneral> The Lich starts to attack me fiercely but I dodge to the side, Hey man what you do that for!
1130:< Djinneral> I quickly run to the lich and give him a big warm hug hoping to bring him inner kindness and love
1130:< barnum> Round #10, 120 hits! Lich HP: 179[██▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (9)
1130:< Djinneral> The Lich slowly turns into dust as it's being brought to goodness by the power of love
1131:< Djinneral> He tells me  "Hey I just wanted to have a good time man, it was all in jest, I never ment it yknow"
1131:< Yeniuss> im going through channels right now, ill be back in a bit
1131:< Djinneral> Don't worry mr Lich I understand, everyone deserves a second chance
1131:< Djinneral> We can make it together mr Lich, everyone can make it, zyzzzz bruahhh
1131:< barnum> Lich is kill! Djinneral picks up [Corset of Dire Witchcraft]! LVLs: Djinneral (10/47%), Yeniuss (4/77%)
1131:< Yeniuss> Djinneral dons the corset proudly!
1131:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/68%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/47%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1131:< Djinneral> noooooo I don't want this corset
1132:< SirCabbage> too late
1132:< barnum> A wild Giant Hellgrammite appeared! HP: 234[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1132:< SirCabbage> Yeniuss has spoken
1132:< Djinneral> dangit
1132:< Djinneral> A hellgrammite is a larvae
1132:< SirCabbage> its okay Dj, you look pretty- oh so pretty. you look pretty AND witty- and GAY
1132:< barnum> Giant Hellgrammite is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Bracelet of Bargaining]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/70%), barnum (7/42%), Djinneral (10/4...
1132:< Djinneral> bet you would've liked to use that bracelet yesterday huh
1133:< SirCabbage> that'll be handy during the guided RP
1133:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage puts on his pretty bracelet, he strikes a pose next to Djinneral
1133:< barnum> A wild Thunder Behemoth appeared! HP: 1516[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1133:< SirCabbage> yeah. exactlydoesn't it look hot
1133:< SirCabbage> I think it suits me.
1133:< Djinneral> man I look fabulous in this corset
1133:< SirCabbage> See you just had to grow into it Dj
1133:< barnum> Round #1, 237 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 1279[█████] +XP: SirCabbage (6), barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5), Djinneral (3)
1133:< Methrend> how does this rpg work?
1134:< Yeniuss> The Thunder Behemoth is too embarrassed to return the attacks
1134:< SirCabbage> slaps my Lubricated Bony One-Eyed Sadist's Lash
1134:< SirCabbage> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit#gid=0d => http://nazar.so/7bkjj rules and stuff here 
1134:< Methrend> sweet,c heers
1134:< barnum> Round #2, 166 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 1113[████▒] +XP: SirCabbage (6), Yeniuss (4.5), Methrend (3)
1134:< Djinneral> isn't the thunder behemoth like zinogre like creature
1135:< barnum> Round #3, 20 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 1093[████▒] +XP: Djinneral (1.5)
1135:< SirCabbage> I wish I had something else pretty to give you Dj
1135:< Djinneral> I impale the thunder behemoth with my storm trident attempting to absorb it's life essence
1135:< Djinneral> I need a good looking hat, something glamorous
1135:< Yeniuss> woo my rpg chat has people in it now
1136:< Djinneral> something to go well with my chiseled abs and bursting deltoids
1136:< barnum> Round #4, 182 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 911[████▒] +XP: Djinneral (10.5), SirCabbage (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1136:< SirCabbage> *blows my Horn of Goodness
1136:< SirCabbage> Well, not to blow my own horn,
1137:< Yeniuss> !heroes
1137:< barnum> Round #5, 78 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 833[███▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (3), Yeniuss (1.5)
1137:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/72%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/51%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1138:< barnum> Round #6, 35 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 798[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1138:< Yeniuss> barnum did it!
1139:< barnum> Round #7, 6 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 792[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
1139:< Yeniuss> watching my other chat go mental over the unfiltered chat after the merge
1140:< barnum> Round #8, 18 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 774[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5)
1141:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 774[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1142:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 774[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1142:< SirCabbage> yeah if they dont want to use Parrot they are crazy
1142:< SirCabbage> what do they expect will happen when they get here?
1143:< barnum> Round #11, 72 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 702[███▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (3)
1143:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/72%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/51%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1144:< Yeniuss> not sure, im trying to get the few non believers to install parrot before its too late
1144:< barnum> Round #12, 53 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 649[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5)
1144:< SirCabbage> seriously, dont they get it? :P
1144:< SirCabbage> the game changes at around 500+
1145:< SirCabbage> spammers become unbearable
1145:< SirCabbage> people quit- the only way is to grow and use scripts
1145:< barnum> Round #13, 144 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 505[██▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (6)
1146:< barnum> Round #14, 0 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 505[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1147:< Djinneral> This damn thunder behemot is quite tanky, Hurry up and die already you annoying massive creature
1147:< barnum> Round #15, 60 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 445[██▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (4.5)
1147:< Djinneral> I shank it right through the flank, pierce it through it's tank like exterior!
1147:< SirCabbage> this damn dj is quite tanky-
1147:< Yeniuss> The Thunder Behemoth laughs at Djinnerals attacks
1147:< Djinneral> I smack it with my rope, and start doing my fabulous glamour dance
1148:< barnum> Round #16, 162 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 283[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (9), SirCabbage (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1148:< Djinneral> I pop my muscles in synchrony and release a sonic boom, and tackle it in my corset
1148:< Djinneral> Okama punch!
1148:< Djinneral> Un Deux Trois!
1148:< barnum> Round #17, 100 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 183[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (7.5)
1149:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/73%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/55%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1149:< Djinneral> I rope the behemoth with my rope and tie it down to the nearest exposed rock and start to stab it with my trident
1150:< barnum> Round #18, 95 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 88[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Djinneral (4.5)
1150:< Yeniuss> rpg bot isnt getting as much love over in the other chat
1150:< Yeniuss> people are feeding it lorum ipsum
1150:< Djinneral> I release my sunshine punches at the golden behemoth and strike it right in the tusk, then I whip it with my rope device
1151:< barnum> Round #19, 72 hits! Thunder Behemoth HP: 16[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (4.5), Yeniuss (3)
1151:< Djinneral> They could at least make up attacks
1151:< Djinneral> I slice the behemoth with my knife hand and completely absorb it into my thunder trident
1151:< Djinneral> make me POWERFUL
1151:< Jatexi> Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad
1151:< Djinneral> dang it lorem!
1152:< barnum> Thunder Behemoth is kill! Djinneral picks up [Pipes of Shifting Tempo]! LVLs: Djinneral (10/65%), Jatexi (1/64%), Yeniuss (4/93%)
1152:< Jatexi> lets see how much that does compared to actual words in english^
1152:< Jatexi> #r alright, still inferior
1152:< barnum> A wild Obsidian Minotaur appeared! HP: 432[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1152:< barnum> Round #1, 42 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 390[█████] +XP: Jatexi (6), barnum (4.5)
1153:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 390[█████] +XP: no one :(
1154:< Yeniuss> haha I maddened the trivia channel by trying to get them to come visit
1154:< barnum> Round #3, 18 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 372[█████] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5)
1155:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/73%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/65%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1155:< Yeniuss> the trivia channel hurts itself in confusion trying to figure out how RP works
1156:< barnum> Round #4, 53 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 319[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5)
1156:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 319[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1157:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 319[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1158:< Djinneral> trivia channel is packed with bots
1158:**** Yeniuss just testing how well /me works
1158:< barnum> Round #7, 26 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 293[████▒] +XP: Djinneral (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1158:**** Yeniuss rpg bot doesnt seem to pick it up
1158:**** Yeniuss test
1159:**** Yeniuss test test test
1159:**** Yeniuss test message please ignore
1159:< barnum> Round #8, 24 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 269[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (6)
1159:< Yeniuss> guess it does
1200:< Yeniuss> these guys in the other chat are up to round 12 trying to kill a gargoyle that has 100hp
1200:< barnum> Round #9, 32 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 237[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (6)
1200:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/73%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/65%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1201:< Yeniuss> guess they're only lvl 1
1201:< barnum> Round #10, 43 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 194[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1202:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 194[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1203:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 194[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1204:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 194[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1205:< Yeniuss> !loot
1205:< barnum> Round #14, 8 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 186[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
1206:< barnum> Round #15, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 186[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1206:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/73%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/65%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1207:< barnum> Round #16, 35 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 151[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1208:< Yeniuss> !loot
1208:< Yeniuss> !loot
1208:< barnum> Round #17, 16 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 135[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (3)
1208:< Yeniuss> stop being useless barnum show us ur loot
1209:< barnum> Round #18, 8 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 127[██▒▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
1210:< barnum> Round #19, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 127[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1211:< barnum> Round #20, 0 hits! Obsidian Minotaur HP: 127[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1211:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
1212:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
1212:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
1212:< barnum> Obsidian Minotaur is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Drums of Lethargy]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/77%)
1212:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/77%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/65%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1212:< Yeniuss> SirCabbages bashing has maimed the Minotaur!
1212:< SirCabbage> Oh deer
1212:< barnum> A wild Basidirond appeared! HP: 234[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1213:< SirCabbage> Its not like I was trying to KILL it or something
1213:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
1213:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
1213:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
1213:< barnum> Basidirond is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Soul Jar]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/83%), barnum (7/54%), Yeniuss (5/21%)
1213:< SirCabbage> I has soul jar now too!?
1213:< barnum> A wild Entropic Ooze appeared! HP: 616[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1214:< SirCabbage> Awesome, now I can sleep happy
1214:< barnum> Round #1, 107 hits! Entropic Ooze HP: 509[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
1214:< SirCabbage> wait
1215:< SirCabbage> what? did barnum kill his own enemy?
1215:< SirCabbage> is this monster killing itself?
1215:< barnum> Round #2, 108 hits! Entropic Ooze HP: 401[████▒] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5)
1215:< Yeniuss> Barnum is an angry god and spites the enmy!
1215:< SirCabbage> apparently so.
1216:< barnum> Round #3, 44 hits! Entropic Ooze HP: 357[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
1217:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Entropic Ooze HP: 357[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1218:< Yeniuss> Barnum has returned to his lair
1218:< barnum> Round #5, 8 hits! Entropic Ooze HP: 349[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5)
1218:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/84%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/65%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1218:< SirCabbage> sleep tiem
1218:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
1219:< SirCabbage> I gues ill take one more for the road *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
1219:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash  *screams loudly while bashing
1219:< barnum> Entropic Ooze is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Thorned Manacles]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/87%), barnum (7/56%)
1219:< barnum> A wild Wererat appeared! HP: 90[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1220:< SirCabbage> Thorned ManaclesThorned ManaclesThorned ManaclesThorned ManaclesThorned ManaclesThorned ManaclesThorned Manacles
1220:< SirCabbage> Okay, that wasnt what I expected to do
1220:< Yeniuss> think barnum needs to update his bot
1220:< barnum> Wererat is kill! Yeniuss picks up [Dwarfbond Hammer]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/91%), Yeniuss (5/26%), barnum (7/57%)
1220:< SirCabbage> why is that?
1220:< SirCabbage> it does need more loot.
1220:< Yeniuss> the !loot command doesnt work
1220:< barnum> A wild Caryatid Column appeared! HP: 162[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1220:< SirCabbage> I didnt see you type it
1220:< Yeniuss> and the hp bars look funny compared to the one im running
1220:< Yeniuss> !loot
1220:< SirCabbage> !loot
1221:< Yangumasuta> !loot
1221:< barnum> Caryatid Column is kill! Yangumasuta picks up [Crook of Cildhureen]! LVLs: SirCabbage (15/93%), Yeniuss (5/31%), Yangumasuta (1/61%)...
1221:< barnum> A wild Magmoid appeared! HP: 337[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1221:< Yeniuss> A new player emerges!
1222:< Yangumasuta> hi
1222:< barnum> Round #1, 43 hits! Magmoid HP: 294[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1222:< Yeniuss> im glad it doesnt take us 10 rounds to kill a monster with 100hp
1222:< SirCabbage> anyway, night
1222:< Yeniuss> cya
1223:< barnum> Round #2, 68 hits! Magmoid HP: 226[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (6), SirCabbage (1.5)
1223:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Magmoid HP: 226[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1224:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/65%), SilentSand (10/35%...
1225:< barnum> Round #4, 35 hits! Magmoid HP: 191[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1225:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1225:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1226:< barnum> Round #5, 124 hits! Magmoid HP: 67[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (9)
1226:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1226:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1226:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1226:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1227:< barnum> Magmoid is kill! SilentSand picks up [Archon's Torch]! LVLs: SilentSand (10/46%)
1227:< Yeniuss> effective
1227:< barnum> A wild Dimensional Shambler appeared! HP: 423[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1227:< barnum> Round #1, 43 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 380[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1228:< SilentSand> What can I say? I'm a punching man
1228:< barnum> Round #2, 21 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 359[█████] +XP: SilentSand (1.5)
1229:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 359[█████] +XP: no one :(
1230:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/65%), SilentSand (10/46%...
1231:< Yeniuss> !party
1231:< barnum> Round #4, 43 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 316[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1231:< Djinneral> what's the difference between the heroes and parties command
1232:< TheDoctor_RS> Evening
1232:< Yeniuss> all I know is none of them work
1232:< SilentSand> Party doesn't work until the new bot comes in
1232:< barnum> Round #6, 32 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 264[████▒] +XP: TheDoctor_RS (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5), SilentSand (1.5)
1233:< Yeniuss> theres a line in the script you can edit to make the bot ignore itself as well, thats why barnum keeps doing damage sometimes
1233:< barnum> Round #7, 24 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 240[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (4.5)
1233:< SilentSand> Yeah, he turned it off a while ago but apparently he wants some xp
1233:< Djinneral> goof afternoon doc
1234:< barnum> Round #8, 83 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 157[██▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (4.5), Djinneral (1.5)
1235:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 157[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1235:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/66%), SilentSand (10/47%...
1236:< Yeniuss> I want to be a hero :(
1236:< barnum> Round #10, 43 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 114[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
1237:**** MrReebdoog returns from his search for gold
1237:< barnum> Round #11, 3 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 111[██▒▒▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (1.5)
1238:< Djinneral> dimensional gambler?
1238:< MrReebdoog> Ahh, a shambler! Die and go back to your other dimension!
1238:< Djinneral> I strike the dimensional gambler with a search warrant, I bet he's a thief too
1238:< barnum> Round #12, 83 hits! Dimensional Shambler HP: 28[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Djinneral (6), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1238:< Yeniuss> Dimensional Gambler goes directly to jail and does not pass go
1238:**** MrReebdoog hits it over the head with his stick
1238:< SilentSand> Oh man it's going to die soon
1239:< MrReebdoog> Quick, pick its pockets
1239:< SilentSand> I sure hope nobody poop loots it
1239:< Djinneral> I crack my whip against the dimensional gambler, goddamn gambler get back!
1239:< Djinneral> back to your own dimension!
1239:< SilentSand> Dimensional shambler
1239:< Yeniuss> SirCabbage is snoring, SilentSand watches him carefully though
1239:< barnum> Dimensional Shambler is kill! Yeniuss picks up [Riftcarver]! LVLs: SilentSand (10/53%), Djinneral (10/72%), MrReebdoog (3/36%), Yeni...
1239:< SilentSand> Geez people learn to say monster names correctly
1239:< barnum> A wild Cat Lord appeared! HP: 895[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1240:< Djinneral> this one was obviously a gambler
1240:< MrReebdoog> Watch the Cabbage, he poops loot sometimes
1240:< SilentSand> Dude I don't want to hit a cat
1240:< SilentSand> Somebody else hit the cat please, I have a soft spot for them
1240:< barnum> Round #1, 165 hits! Cat Lord HP: 730[█████] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), barnum (4.5), Djinneral (1.5), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1240:< Djinneral> !flee
1240:< Yeniuss> the cat lord sends his minions at Dj
1240:< MrReebdoog> Hello Lord cat
1240:**** MrReebdoog looks for catnip in the area
1241:< Yeniuss> they cat minions are distracted by a rope
1241:< SilentSand> It's pretty close to dead right now
1241:< barnum> Round #2, 67 hits! Cat Lord HP: 663[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: Yeniuss (3), MrReebdoog (3), Djinneral (1.5), SilentSand (1.5)
1241:< SilentSand> I guess that's the power of double level 10's
1241:< MrReebdoog> That looks pretty alive to me!
1241:< Yeniuss> its pretty far from dead
1241:< Yeniuss> !flee
1241:< SilentSand> Cat lord cat lord whatcha gonna do
1241:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/72%), SilentSand (10/55%...
1241:< SilentSand> Whatcha gonna do when they come for you
1242:< SilentSand> Cat lord cat lord whatcha gonna do
1242:< Yeniuss> woah didnt realise it was 10:45, might need to go to sleep
1242:< SilentSand> Whatcha gonna do when I punch the shit out of you
1242:< barnum> Round #3, 174 hits! Cat Lord HP: 489[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), Yeniuss (4.5), barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (3)
1242:< SilentSand> Lol can't flee anymore YOU'RE IN WITH ME NOW SUCKERS
1243:< ptrakk> HIT IT WITH THE HAMMER
1243:< SilentSand> I'VE TRAPPED YOU ALL
1243:< SilentSand> We will fight, and we will win! Eventually!
1243:< barnum> Round #4, 66 hits! Cat Lord HP: 423[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: SilentSand (4.5), ptrakk (1.5)
1243:< MrReebdoog> I have a big stick with a leaf on it, maybe it will play with that instead
1243:< SilentSand> To be fair it's down to about half of it's health, which was probably the trigger
1244:< SilentSand> Its health? I can't remember how that works
1244:< SilentSand> It's and its always weirded me out a lot
1244:**** MrReebdoog tries to make the cat chase the leaves
1244:< barnum> Round #5, 124 hits! Cat Lord HP: 299[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), MrReebdoog (6)
1245:< MrReebdoog> Slowly, slowly it will go to sleep
1245:< barnum> Round #6, 5 hits! Cat Lord HP: 294[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: MrReebdoog (1.5)
1245:< MrReebdoog> This could take a while with just a leafy stick
1245:< SilentSand> Rockaby baby, in the treetops
1246:< SilentSand> When the wind blows, the cradle wiill rock
1246:< MrReebdoog> Not if I cut tree down first!
1246:< barnum> Round #7, 52 hits! Cat Lord HP: 242[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: MrReebdoog (3), SilentSand (3)
1246:< SilentSand> Dude that's just rude. Why would you cut down an innocent sexy tree? :(
1246:< MrReebdoog> It looked at me funny
1246:< SilentSand> You can't just cut down everything that sees you!
1247:< SilentSand> What if it's just you who looks funny to them?
1247:< MrReebdoog> If they think I funny, then I cut them down!
1247:< barnum> Round #8, 115 hits! Cat Lord HP: 127[█▒▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), MrReebdoog (3)
1247:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/72%), SilentSand (10/60%...
1248:< MrReebdoog> Keep trying robin... you'll get there and find your match soon enough
1248:< barnum> Round #9, 49 hits! Cat Lord HP: 78[█▒▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (4.5)
1249:< SilentSand> We'll get there soon I'm sure
1249:< SilentSand> In 6 to 10 fucking hour like what the fucking hell
1249:< barnum> Round #10, 42 hits! Cat Lord HP: 36[█▒▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: SilentSand (3)
1249:< MrReebdoog> Yeh I'll leave this on with auto grow I think
1249:< SilentSand> Oh man it's nearly dead off with its head
1249:< SilentSand> Use parrot if you don't have it
1249:**** MrReebdoog hits the cat on the head
1250:< SilentSand> It's wonderful honestly
1250:< MrReebdoog> Yeh, I have parrot on
1250:< MrReebdoog> Changed over this arvo
1250:< SilentSand> Mega thanks to the people who did that really
1250:< barnum> Cat Lord is kill! SilentSand picks up [Volatile Vaporizer 1st-level]! LVLs: MrReebdoog (3/67%), SilentSand (10/67%)
1250:< barnum> A wild Very Young Blue Dragon appeared! HP: 306[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1251:< barnum> Round #1, 35 hits! Very Young Blue Dragon HP: 271[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1251:< SilentSand> you go barnum you kill that beast
1251:< MrReebdoog> I think it hurt itself just walking over here
1252:< Yeniuss> very young? was it just born
1253:< MrReebdoog> Literally just fell out of the sky after being born
1253:< barnum> Round #3, 13 hits! Very Young Blue Dragon HP: 232[████▒] +XP: Yeniuss (1.5), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1253:< MrReebdoog> Still covered in goo
1253:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), Djinneral (10/72%), SilentSand (10/68%...
1254:**** MrReebdoog tries to taste the goo
1254:< barnum> Round #4, 45 hits! Very Young Blue Dragon HP: 187[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (3)
1254:< Yeniuss> wow they finally killed the 350hp dragon, with their 20hp hits
1254:< Yeniuss> and now they have a 770hp monster
1255:< barnum> Round #5, 32 hits! Very Young Blue Dragon HP: 155[███▒▒] +XP: Yeniuss (6)
1255:< MrReebdoog> I  have no idea what you're talking about
1255:< Yeniuss> I have an rpg bot running on an alt in a lower tier chat
1255:< MrReebdoog> Ah lol
1255:< MrReebdoog> Good luck to them
1255:< SilentSand> I guess the killing is taking long for them?
1256:< SilentSand> Maybe they should get a bot that automatically does damage and gets stronger
1256:< Yeniuss> a lot longer
1256:< SilentSand> Like we have barnum now
1256:< MrReebdoog> Need to be more verbose in their discriptions
1256:< barnum> Round #6, 141 hits! Very Young Blue Dragon HP: 14[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (7.5), MrReebdoog (6), Yeniuss (3)
1256:< SilentSand> The hero and the story
1256:< SilentSand> Oh look it's dead so red not fed
1256:< Yeniuss> rip
1256:< MrReebdoog> All hail Hero Barnum for doing damage to itself
1256:< SilentSand> Yeah just goota fill up that chat box
1256:< Yeniuss> based barnum
1256:< SilentSand> Greatest bot in the world
1257:< MrReebdoog> No
1257:< barnum> Very Young Blue Dragon is kill! SilentSand picks up [Belt of Dwarvenkind]! LVLs: SilentSand (10/77%), Yeniuss (5/57%), MrReebdoog (3...
1257:< Yeniuss> alright im actually going to bail this time, night guys
1257:< MrReebdoog> this is not the greatest bot in the world, its just a tribute
1257:< SilentSand> Actually half true
1257:< barnum> A wild Small Magma Elemental appeared! HP: 49[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1257:< MrReebdoog> Cya yeniuss, was fun
1257:**** MrReebdoog steps on the small magme elemental
1257:< SilentSand> I combine my belt of dwarven king with my belt of physical might
1258:< MrReebdoog> Take that you little piece of lava fire
1258:< barnum> Small Magma Elemental is kill! MrReebdoog picks up [Extraction Scarificator]! LVLs: MrReebdoog (4/22%), SilentSand (10/82%), barnum ...
1258:< SilentSand> To get a belt of physical dwarven might +4
1258:< barnum> A wild Raktavarna appeared! HP: 99[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1258:< SilentSand> Because dwarves are inherently stronger I've read
1258:< MrReebdoog> Does that mean I can extract scars? What a strange new tool
1258:< barnum> Round #1, 83 hits! Raktavarna HP: 16[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), SilentSand (3), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1258:< SilentSand> Yeah, good if you have a nasty gash from 20 years ago
1259:< SilentSand> Oh 16 hp go away rak go away go away and just die already
1259:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (10/83%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1259:< MrReebdoog> Time to become a new age plastic surgeon
1259:< MrReebdoog> 16hp? We could sneeze and it would die
1259:< SilentSand> You can solve so many people's problems
1259:< SilentSand> I think we did sneez and it died
1300:< SilentSand> Who knows the bot sometimes is slow with the kills
1300:< barnum> Raktavarna is kill! SilentSand picks up [Staff of Courage]! LVLs: SilentSand (10/93%), MrReebdoog (4/32%), barnum (7/75%)
1300:< barnum> A wild Baric appeared! HP: 63[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1300:< MrReebdoog> That's good, you need more courage apparently
1300:< SilentSand> Not as good as the triforce of courage methinks
1300:< MrReebdoog> Wild Baric? Sounds like the tavern owner from the last town I was in
1301:< barnum> Baric is kill! MrReebdoog picks up [Mantle of The Protector]! LVLs: MrReebdoog (4/39%), barnum (7/76%), SilentSand (10/93%)
1301:< SilentSand> I'm gonna combine my Staff of Courage with my Dragon Scepter of Ages to get a Courageous Dragon Scepter of Ages
1301:< barnum> A wild Marilith appeared! HP: 1188[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1301:< MrReebdoog> You go level 7 Barnum!
1301:< SilentSand> !flee
1301:< MrReebdoog> Oh, this could be a bit harder
1301:< MrReebdoog> !flee
1301:< SilentSand> Fleeing the fuck away from it
1302:< SilentSand> !flee
1302:< barnum> Round #1, 179 hits! Marilith HP: 1009[█████] [3/6 to flee!] +XP: SilentSand (9), barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (4.5)
1302:< SilentSand> !flee
1302:< SilentSand> !flee
1302:< MrReebdoog> I think the silent sand wants to flee
1302:< barnum> You fleed Marilith and it's glorious loot of [Trapped Puzzle Box]!
1303:< SilentSand> Yeah anything more than 1000 is just too much
1303:< SilentSand> Plus it was some shit ass loot anyways
1303:< barnum> Hellwidow is kill! SilentSand picks up [Pathfinder Pouch]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/8%), barnum (7/81%)
1304:< SilentSand> lol what
1304:< barnum> A wild Small Monstrous Sea Wasp appeared! HP: 22[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1304:< SilentSand> Oh shit such a ferocious beast
1304:< SilentSand> I think we oughta flee from it
1304:< barnum> Small Monstrous Sea Wasp is kill! SilentSand picks up [Musical Staff]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/14%), barnum (7/85%)
1304:< SilentSand> It's legitimately terrifying
1305:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/14%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1305:< MrReebdoog> I like that you killed the Hellwidow without even seeing it, well done
1305:< barnum> A wild Piranha Swarm appeared! HP: 126[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1305:< MrReebdoog> Good luck Piranhas, no water around here for you anywhere, you will die with us just watching
1305:< SilentSand> I combine my way finder, my home stone, and my Pathfinder Pouch to get myself a pathfinding stone pouch
1306:< barnum> Piranha Swarm is kill! SilentSand picks up [Talisman of Pure Good]! LVLs: MrReebdoog (4/49%), SilentSand (11/17%), barnum (7/87%)
1306:< barnum> A wild Revenant appeared! HP: 342[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1306:< SilentSand> Am.... I too powerful now?
1306:< MrReebdoog> ALways good to have a pouch that can find stone paths?
1306:< barnum> Round #1, 65 hits! Revenant HP: 277[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), SilentSand (1.5), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1307:< SilentSand> It's a pouch that contains pathfinding stones
1307:< SilentSand> Some lead home, some lead other ways
1307:< barnum> Round #2, 78 hits! Revenant HP: 199[███▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (4.5), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1308:< MrReebdoog> Poor Robin, sounds like some lonely guy on tinder, waiting for more time for another swipe right for a match
1308:< SilentSand> Was this experiment ever meant to grow like this?
1308:< MrReebdoog> Well look at the button last year
1308:< SilentSand> I mean without bots, there's no way we could have made tier 16
1308:< barnum> Round #3, 120 hits! Revenant HP: 79[██▒▒▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (6), SilentSand (6)
1308:< MrReebdoog> It would have been spammy, and a lot of people not actually chatting
1309:< SilentSand> Yeah but the button mainly grew because people kept finding it
1309:< MrReebdoog> Always amazed how quickly people develop tools for these things
1309:< SilentSand> Idk, I mean if we didn't have autogrow bots, I think there wouldn't have been spam
1309:< barnum> Revenant is kill! SilentSand picks up [Brain Cylinder]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/24%), MrReebdoog (4/60%)
1309:< MrReebdoog> If we didn't have autogrow bots, I dont think we would hav made it
1309:< SilentSand> The robingrow bots were the original spam lords to be fair
1310:< SilentSand> Yeah that's what I meant about not making it to tier 16
1310:< barnum> A wild Stone Idol appeared! HP: 85[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1310:< MrReebdoog> Can, can we just take the stone idol?
1310:< SilentSand> I'm gonna chuck this cylinder. I've got enough brains for myself
1310:< MrReebdoog> I'll pick it up and keep the idol for later, could be useful
1310:< SilentSand> I mean maybe. Depends on what kind of idol it is
1310:< barnum> Stone Idol is kill! SilentSand picks up [Ioun Stone opalescent white pyramid]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/30%), MrReebdoog (4/71%), barnum...
1310:< SilentSand> that's uh
1310:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/30%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1311:< SilentSand> A really long fucking name
1311:< MrReebdoog> Uh, it was the type that is made of Ioun stone opalescent white pyramids apparently
1311:< barnum> A wild Clawbat appeared! HP: 49[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1311:< MrReebdoog> So you know, maybe not the most common type of stone
1311:< MrReebdoog> And uh, always good to have a pyramid around I suppose
1311:< SilentSand> A very very specific kind of stone
1311:< barnum> Clawbat is kill! SilentSand picks up [Staff of Accompaniment]! LVLs: MrReebdoog (4/86%), SilentSand (11/36%), barnum (7/94%)
1311:< MrReebdoog> Clearly a quest item
1312:< barnum> A wild Sirine Flower appeared! HP: 144[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1312:< SilentSand> Yeah well I tossed it into the item pool so I probably failed the quest
1312:< barnum> Round #1, 132 hits! Sirine Flower HP: 12[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: MrReebdoog (6), barnum (4.5), SilentSand (4.5)
1312:< SilentSand> I've tossed a lot of things into the item pool
1313:< SilentSand> I bet barnum got the last hit on that one
1313:< MrReebdoog> haha probably
1313:< SilentSand> Wouldn't be surprised, he's so strong
1313:< MrReebdoog> This your main or another alt?
1313:< SilentSand> He's almost level 8 now
1313:< SilentSand> This is my main
1313:< barnum> Sirine Flower is kill! SilentSand picks up [Belt of Fallen Heroes]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/46%), MrReebdoog (4/97%)
1313:< MrReebdoog> Go go Barnum bot!
1314:< barnum> A wild Aboleth appeared! HP: 378[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1314:< MrReebdoog> Cmon barnum, you can do it, ding at level 8
1314:< barnum> Round #1, 47 hits! Aboleth HP: 331[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), MrReebdoog (3)
1315:< SilentSand> Alright I'm gonna go. See ya MrReebdoog
1315:< MrReebdoog> Yeh I'm about to head too, cya in T 17 hopefully!
1315:< barnum> Round #2, 30 hits! Aboleth HP: 301[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (1.5), MrReebdoog (1.5)
1316:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 301[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1316:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/46%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1317:< barnum> Round #4, 35 hits! Aboleth HP: 266[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1318:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 266[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1319:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 266[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1320:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 266[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1321:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 266[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1322:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 266[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1323:< barnum> Round #10, 35 hits! Aboleth HP: 231[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1324:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 231[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1325:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 231[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1326:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 231[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1327:< barnum> Round #14, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 231[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1328:< barnum> Round #15, 0 hits! Aboleth HP: 231[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1328:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1328:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/46%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1328:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1329:< barnum> Round #16, 179 hits! Aboleth HP: 52[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (9), barnum (4.5)
1329:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1330:< barnum> Aboleth is kill! SilentSand picks up [Security Belt]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/50%)
1330:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1330:< barnum> A wild Necromantic Golem appeared! HP: 405[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1331:< barnum> Round #1, 111 hits! Necromantic Golem HP: 294[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), SilentSand (4.5)
1331:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1331:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1331:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1331:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1332:< barnum> Round #2, 288 hits! Necromantic Golem HP: 6[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (18)
1332:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1332:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1333:< barnum> Necromantic Golem is kill! SilentSand picks up [Horn of Antagonism]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/59%)
1333:< barnum> A wild Ghast appeared! HP: 76[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1333:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1333:< barnum> Ghast is kill! SilentSand picks up [Candle of Clean Air]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/61%), barnum (8/13%)
1334:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1334:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/61%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1334:< barnum> A wild Ratfolk appeared! HP: 36[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1334:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1335:< barnum> Ratfolk is kill! SilentSand picks up [Ring of Ectoplasmic Invigoration]! LVLs: barnum (8/19%), SilentSand (11/66%)
1335:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1335:< barnum> A wild Ancient Magma Dragon appeared! HP: 1395[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1335:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1336:< barnum> Round #1, 187 hits! Ancient Magma Dragon HP: 1208[█████] +XP: SilentSand (9), barnum (4.5)
1336:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1336:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1337:< barnum> Round #2, 148 hits! Ancient Magma Dragon HP: 1060[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (9)
1337:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1337:< barnum> Round #3, 74 hits! Ancient Magma Dragon HP: 986[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (4.5)
1338:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1338:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1338:< barnum> Round #4, 148 hits! Ancient Magma Dragon HP: 838[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (9)
1338:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1339:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1339:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1339:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1339:< barnum> Round #5, 296 hits! Ancient Magma Dragon HP: 542[██▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (18)
1340:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1340:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/74%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1340:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1340:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1340:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1341:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1341:< barnum> Round #6, 409 hits! Ancient Magma Dragon HP: 133[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (22.5), barnum (4.5)
1341:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1341:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1341:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1341:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1341:< barnum> Ancient Magma Dragon is kill! SilentSand picks up [Iron Spike of Safe Passage]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/86%)
1342:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1342:< barnum> A wild Petrified Maiden appeared! HP: 301[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1343:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 188[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1344:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 188[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1345:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 188[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1345:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1346:< barnum> Round #5, 39 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 149[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1347:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 149[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1348:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 149[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1349:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 149[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1350:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 149[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1351:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 149[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1351:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1352:< barnum> Round #11, 39 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 110[██▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1353:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 110[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1354:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 110[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1355:< barnum> Round #14, 2 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 108[██▒▒▒] +XP: necron (1.5)
1355:< RvDarklord> hey guys?
1356:< barnum> Round #15, 6 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 102[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1357:< barnum> Round #16, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 102[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1357:< RvDarklord> lol tetris hp bar thats funny ;moa Kappa FrabnkerZ Arrow bow hellobot this isnt just to farm xp its for the best shit ever
1357:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1358:< barnum> Round #17, 59 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 43[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5), barnum (4.5)
1358:< RvDarklord> Rip the spam blocker is stopping meQQ
1359:< barnum> Round #18, 6 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 37[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1359:< RvDarklord> oh wow the bot saved me yes! whoohooo thanks barnum for making it so you are allowed to participate
1400:< RvDarklord> oooh nice thats a good bot too
1400:< barnum> Round #19, 26 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 11[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (6)
1401:< barnum> Round #20, 0 hits! Petrified Maiden HP: 11[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1401:< RvDarklord> so why am i fighting this statue again? like for real.... its petrified so it probably cant attack me or anyone....
1401:< Wulfay> attack! am the only one here? it seems like it's about to die, darklord probly ko'd him tho :(
1401:< RvDarklord> lol
1401:< RvDarklord> there is someone else!
1402:< Wulfay> lol, for a little while
1402:< barnum> Petrified Maiden is kill! Wulfay picks up [Armor of the Tireless Warrior]! LVLs: RvDarklord (5/27%), Wulfay (4/62%)
1402:< Wulfay> ooo I got it :D
1402:< RvDarklord> nice kill
1402:< barnum> A wild Devilfish appeared! HP: 189[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1402:< Wulfay> oh look at that cheap little monster. doesn't have any health at all, it will die quickly
1402:< Wulfay> and here is another hit for ya, gonna try and type fast and not be spammy but you never knw
1403:< Wulfay> and another hit! whoa this guy is gonna die quick, but i dont know how much base dmg i do
1403:< RvDarklord> wow you can type so fast!
1403:< Wulfay> not bad, half it's health is down! time to try and ge more hits before it dies
1403:< RvDarklord> btw over 60 chars gives more xp
1403:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1403:< Wulfay> but its hard to get too many hits in before it goes down, the gaps are only so long
1403:< Wulfay> yeah i know about hte 60 character thing, i always try to get my messages to 60 remaining
1403:< RvDarklord> and the bot is in on this game too so its gonna be a fun one
1403:< Wulfay> or less, but yeah its funny what we will do in a chat like this to entertain oursleves
1404:< Wulfay> and here we go, its goin down for sure, and im just repeaitng myself at this point
1404:< RvDarklord> ez loot
1404:< Wulfay> ez.
1404:< barnum> Devilfish is kill! Wulfay picks up [Headband of Arcane Energy]! LVLs: Wulfay (4/97%), RvDarklord (5/36%), barnum (8/27%)
1404:< Wulfay> !loot
1404:< barnum> A wild Thriae Queen appeared! HP: 1404[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1404:< Wulfay> ooo, i'm about to level up soon too :) i wonder how much more dmg I'll do when i level
1404:< RvDarklord> welll thats a lot of hp
1404:< Wulfay> okay this one is a huge one, damn, yo ushould start spam chatting too or its gonna take forever
1405:< Wulfay> i might make some copy and paste thigns here soon that arent too spammy, dunno if i will
1405:< Wulfay> but right now i cant be bothered to do all that, just gonna keep typing and try to
1405:< barnum> Round #1, 133 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 1271[█████] +XP: Wulfay (19.5), barnum (4.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1405:< Wulfay> kill it before it is too alive, and i need to check my loot bag here soon. only 133 hits? boo
1405:< RvDarklord> Ok ill just hit it with my starbow dealing massive amounts of damage
1405:< Wulfay> !loot
1405:< Wulfay> I think we can make it damage itself too if we ask barnum to do commands and such
1406:< Wulfay> !party
1406:< barnum> Round #2, 92 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 1179[█████] +XP: Wulfay (12), RvDarklord (4.5)
1406:< Wulfay> they get swallowed up though if it is still under the timer of when you can send messages again
1406:< RvDarklord> oh thats why it has so much hp! its a boss! lets kill the boss! we can do it
1406:< Wulfay> gott apick up the pace or I am gonna be here forever. type type type tyept ept ye tyep te
1406:< RvDarklord> !heroes
1406:< Wulfay> die die die difdjaskifd;l;as okay I'll stop the spam, thats like cheating or somethin
1406:< Wulfay> you are pretty damn high up on that level list lol, you must have been here a while
1407:< RvDarklord> yea i was here yesterday evening
1407:< Wulfay> attack attack take the littl ething down, i wonder how fast global chat is scrolling right now
1407:< barnum> Round #3, 165 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 1014[████▒] +XP: Wulfay (22.5), RvDarklord (7.5)
1407:< Wulfay> it always goes pretty fast, but its nice to be i nthe slow lane sometimes, the robin
1407:< Wulfay> parrot thing is such a great little app. lots of settings and things to do but
1407:< RvDarklord> was loads of fun. we were with like ten others
1407:< Wulfay> i hope we merge today or somtime soon. seems like its gonna be a close thing with
1407:< RvDarklord> yea the parrot is very nic
1408:< RvDarklord> e
1408:< Wulfay> so few people joining chatroom now, its getting pretty close to the 8th when this all
1408:< barnum> Round #4, 116 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 898[████▒] +XP: Wulfay (18), RvDarklord (3)
1408:< Wulfay> closes down and goes bye bye. okay the queen is almsot at about 75% health, this is
1408:< Wulfay> quite the boss really. just gonna kee ptyping and hurting my fingers and not caring abou ttypos
1408:< RvDarklord> btw are you currently voting grow or stay? im on grow cuase there might still be a chance
1408:< Wulfay> typos are just extra characters to help hurt the boss more. yeah yeah lots of chara
1408:< RvDarklord> yea bit caring about typos speeds up your typing by a lot
1408:< barnum> Round #5, 107 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 791[███▒▒] +XP: Wulfay (13.5), RvDarklord (6)
1408:< Wulfay> im trying to grow because i'd rather be the biggest room and not get a subreddit than be the second
1409:< RvDarklord> but i cant ignore  all of them
1409:< Wulfay> biggest room and have a useless listtle subreddit. yeah its hard to ignore typeos lol
1409:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1409:< Wulfay> goes against evertyhign you normally pay attention to. and they just look so ugly
1409:< RvDarklord> Im horrible at typing fast too so thats not helping
1410:< Wulfay> Man, this thing has way too much health lol. they dont even drop that much better of loot at the end, im gonna make some ctrl c attacks
1410:< barnum> Round #6, 155 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 636[███▒▒] +XP: Wulfay (18), barnum (4.5), RvDarklord (3)
1410:< Wulfay> attacks at the speed of light, eviscerating the opponent and taking it down a few pegs
1410:< RvDarklord> we gonna do a v formation? that should take this queen dow real quick
1410:< Wulfay> goes in for another hit, slicing it quite well across its chest and hoping to slow it down
1411:< barnum> Round #7, 74 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 562[███▒▒] +XP: Wulfay (9), RvDarklord (4.5)
1411:< Wulfay> jumps over its hit and does a somersault which was quite pointless really, but did some damage anywas
1411:< RvDarklord> hits the queens crown with his bow
1411:< Wulfay> goes closer to get a bitter hit at its stomach, and shoots his sword through the chest of the beast
1411:< RvDarklord> btw thats my thing
1411:< Wulfay> attacks at the speed of light, eviscerating the opponent and taking it down a few pegs
1411:< RvDarklord> hitting stuff with my bow
1411:< Wulfay> goes in for another hit, slicing it quite well across its chest and hoping to slow it down
1411:< RvDarklord> not with the arrows but with the bow itself
1411:< Wulfay> jumps over its hit and does a somersault which was quite pointless really, but did some damage anyways
1411:< RvDarklord> works really good
1412:< Wulfay> goes in for another hit, slicing it quite well across its chest and hoping to slow it down
1412:< barnum> Round #8, 190 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 372[██▒▒▒] +XP: Wulfay (27), RvDarklord (7.5)
1412:< Wulfay> attacks at the speed of light, eviscerating the opponent and taking it down a few pegs
1412:< Wulfay> goes in for another hit, slicing it quite well across its chest and hoping to slow it down
1412:< RvDarklord> sometimes i grab a stick and use that as an arrow though lots of damage and bam insta kill
1412:< Wulfay> jumps over its hit and does a somersault which was quite pointless really, but did some damage anywas
1412:< Wulfay> goes in for another hit, slicing it quite well across its chest and hoping to slow it down
1412:< Wulfay> copy and paste for the win! i bet we look crazy to the rest of the chatters here... not sure
1413:< barnum> Round #9, 149 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 223[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Wulfay (22.5), RvDarklord (4.5)
1413:< Wulfay> why we are fighting these pixels, but hey, something to do. i'll resume typing for a bit, it's almost dead so with any luck we'll
1413:< RvDarklord> w
1413:< Wulfay> take it down in two more rounds, but for now, just gotta keep hitting... attacking....
1413:< Wulfay> goes in for another hit, slicing it quite well across its chest and hoping to slow it down
1413:< Wulfay> attacks at the speed of light, eviscerating the opponent and taking it down a few pegs
1413:< RvDarklord> yea fighting pixels and the healbar looks like some tetris figure
1413:< barnum> Round #10, 124 hits! Thriae Queen HP: 99[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Wulfay (18), RvDarklord (4.5)
1414:< Wulfay> jumps over its hit and does a somersault which was quite pointless really, but did some damage anyways
1414:< RvDarklord> unleashes a fury of fast attakc with his bow
1414:< Wulfay> Yup, this is gonna be the last round for it. can't survive much more dmg to it, its all
1414:< RvDarklord> needs to remember the 60 character bonus xp
1414:< Wulfay> getting pretty down and low. yup, any second now, gonna die in a big awful death
1414:< Wulfay> poor little monster is getting tired. what did it do to deserve to die? we dont know, but
1414:< barnum> Thriae Queen is kill! Wulfay picks up [Cursed Backbiter Spear]! LVLs: Wulfay (5/84%), RvDarklord (5/52%)
1414:< RvDarklord> oooh a spear
1414:< Wulfay> woooo, I got a level from all of that too lol
1415:< Djinneral> man you got a spear nice
1415:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/72%...
1415:< RvDarklord> oh hey djinneral!
1415:< barnum> A wild Suspiridaemon appeared! HP: 382[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1415:< Wulfay> not sure what the loot does yet, someone said that if you get enough loot, it increases your damage, but who knows
1415:< Djinneral> hey!
1416:< Wulfay> welp, i'm gonna take off and do some more reddting. just was checkin over in this window to see if chat was still open.. and it is lol
1416:< barnum> Round #1, 193 hits! Suspiridaemon HP: 189[███▒▒] +XP: Wulfay (10.5), barnum (9), RvDarklord (3), Djinneral (3)
1416:< RvDarklord> um loot does nothing. it just makes it so you can rolleplay easier and come up with more attacks so you dont have to control v the
1417:< barnum> Round #2, 24 hits! Suspiridaemon HP: 165[███▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1417:< Djinneral> I stab the suspirirdaemon with my storm trident
1417:< RvDarklord> same thing all the time. that makes for a very uninteresting chat. something like the chaperoone bot is doing. just spamming and no fun
1417:< barnum> Round #3, 44 hits! Suspiridaemon HP: 121[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5), Djinneral (1.5)
1418:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Suspiridaemon HP: 121[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1418:< RvDarklord> grabs tons of sticks and rapidfires them all missing most and grazing with the others dealing minimal damage
1419:< barnum> Round #5, 24 hits! Suspiridaemon HP: 97[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1420:< RvDarklord> waits to see if it was actually minimal damage and hopes it was not cuase he put some oh i did some decent damage nice!
1420:< barnum> Round #6, 24 hits! Suspiridaemon HP: 73[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1421:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1421:< RvDarklord> jumps up and kicks the suspiridaemon in its head but fails the landing and falls flat on his face.
1421:< barnum> Round #7, 63 hits! Suspiridaemon HP: 10[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), RvDarklord (4.5)
1422:< RvDarklord> tries to dominate the daemon using his Rope of Entanglement
1422:< barnum> Round #8, 8 hits! Suspiridaemon HP: 2[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1423:< RvDarklord> yera its smoe kind of beast biond thingy majigger
1423:< barnum> Suspiridaemon is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Page of Spell Knowledge 2nd-level]! LVLs: RvDarklord (5/65%)
1424:< barnum> A wild Maharaja appeared! HP: 1395[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1424:< RvDarklord> uhm it was smart so i didnt get a pet Kappa
1424:< barnum> Round #1, 48 hits! Maharaja HP: 1347[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1425:< RvDarklord> leaves the chat until things liven up
1425:< barnum> Round #2, 9 hits! Maharaja HP: 1338[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1426:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1338[█████] +XP: no one :(
1426:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1427:< barnum> Round #4, 39 hits! Maharaja HP: 1299[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1428:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1299[█████] +XP: no one :(
1429:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1299[█████] +XP: no one :(
1430:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1299[█████] +XP: no one :(
1431:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1299[█████] +XP: no one :(
1432:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1299[█████] +XP: no one :(
1432:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1433:< barnum> Round #10, 39 hits! Maharaja HP: 1260[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1433:< FriendlyYak> !party
1434:< barnum> Round #11, 2 hits! Maharaja HP: 1258[█████] +XP: FriendlyYak (1.5)
1435:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1258[█████] +XP: no one :(
1436:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1258[█████] +XP: no one :(
1437:< barnum> Round #14, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1258[█████] +XP: no one :(
1438:< barnum> Round #15, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1258[█████] +XP: no one :(
1439:< barnum> Round #16, 39 hits! Maharaja HP: 1219[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1440:< barnum> Round #17, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1219[█████] +XP: no one :(
1441:< barnum> Round #18, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1219[█████] +XP: no one :(
1442:< barnum> Round #19, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1219[█████] +XP: no one :(
1443:< barnum> Round #20, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1219[█████] +XP: no one :(
1444:< barnum> Round #21, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1219[█████] +XP: no one :(
1444:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1445:< barnum> Round #22, 39 hits! Maharaja HP: 1180[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1446:< barnum> Round #23, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1180[█████] +XP: no one :(
1447:< barnum> Round #24, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1180[█████] +XP: no one :(
1448:< barnum> Round #25, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1180[█████] +XP: no one :(
1449:< barnum> Round #26, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1180[█████] +XP: no one :(
1450:< barnum> Round #27, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1180[█████] +XP: no one :(
1450:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1451:< barnum> Round #28, 39 hits! Maharaja HP: 1141[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1452:< barnum> Round #29, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1141[█████] +XP: no one :(
1453:< barnum> Round #30, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1141[█████] +XP: no one :(
1454:< barnum> Round #31, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1141[█████] +XP: no one :(
1455:< barnum> Round #32, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1141[█████] +XP: no one :(
1455:< barnum> Round #33, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1141[█████] +XP: no one :(
1456:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1457:< barnum> Round #34, 39 hits! Maharaja HP: 1102[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1458:< barnum> Round #35, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1102[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1459:< barnum> Round #36, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1102[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1459:< barnum> Round #37, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1102[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1500:< barnum> Round #38, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1102[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1501:< barnum> Round #39, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1102[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1502:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1503:< barnum> Round #40, 39 hits! Maharaja HP: 1063[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1504:< barnum> Round #41, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1063[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1504:< barnum> Round #42, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1063[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1505:< barnum> Round #43, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1063[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1506:< barnum> Round #44, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1063[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1507:< barnum> Round #45, 0 hits! Maharaja HP: 1063[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1508:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1509:< barnum> A wild Hoar Spirit appeared! HP: 117[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1509:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 117[█████] +XP: no one :(
1510:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 117[█████] +XP: no one :(
1511:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 117[█████] +XP: no one :(
1512:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 117[█████] +XP: no one :(
1513:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 117[█████] +XP: no one :(
1513:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1514:< barnum> Round #6, 39 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 78[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1515:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 78[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1516:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 78[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1517:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 78[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1518:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 78[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1519:< RvDarklord> tries to steal the kill and the loot with it. but not with much confidence cause he is really bad at stealing kills on purpose
1519:< RvDarklord> Starts spamming for free items since he is the only ine here
1519:< barnum> Round #11, 25 hits! Hoar Spirit HP: 53[███▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1519:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1520:< RvDarklord> uses his special attack! Twitch chat: Kappastorm unleashed infinity
1520:< barnum> Hoar Spirit is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Talon Sword]! LVLs: RvDarklord (5/73%), barnum (8/43%)
1521:< barnum> A wild Juvenile Rukh appeared! HP: 166[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1521:< barnum> Round #1, 39 hits! Juvenile Rukh HP: 127[████▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1521:< awfullotofocelots> tricky dick
1522:< barnum> Round #2, 2 hits! Juvenile Rukh HP: 125[████▒] +XP: awfullotofocelots (1.5)
1523:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Juvenile Rukh HP: 125[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1524:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Juvenile Rukh HP: 125[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1524:< ryanvango> pooop
1525:< barnum> Round #5, 41 hits! Juvenile Rukh HP: 84[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (1.5)
1525:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (17/85%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1525:< ryanvango> oh i can attack again
1525:< ryanvango> murder
1526:< ryanvango> aaaand dead
1526:< barnum> Juvenile Rukh is kill! ryanvango picks up [Hunter's Band]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/88%), barnum (8/45%)
1526:< barnum> A wild Giant Yellowjacket appeared! HP: 175[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1527:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
1527:< ryanvango> *enhanced with the echoing metamagic rod, the assault contiues with fists aflame pummeling it in to the ground
1527:< barnum> Giant Yellowjacket is kill! ryanvango picks up [Padma Blossom]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/90%), barnum (8/46%)
1527:< barnum> A wild Mythic Young Red Dragon appeared! HP: 742[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1527:< ryanvango> *slowly, calmly, i approach the beast until I am standing almost chest to chest with it. then 1-INCH PUNCH! and his torso explodes!
1528:< ryanvango> *using all the speed and agility an orc monk can, I dodge in and out of its limbs jabbing upwards with my rod of thunderous force
1528:< ryanvango> *jabs the echoing magic rod in to its eye socket, pushing it deeper trying to find its brain
1528:< ryanvango> *spends the rest of the turn picking up large rocks and dropping them in to SirCabbage's well. wonder if he'll notice
1528:< barnum> Round #1, 531 hits! Mythic Young Red Dragon HP: 211[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (18), barnum (4.5)
1528:< ryanvango> *sits patiently to the side, polishing his golden crown of swords, waiting for someone else to help for once
1528:< ryanvango> *jabs the echoing magic rod in to its eye socket, pushing it deeper trying to find its brain
1528:< ryanvango> dead
1529:< barnum> Mythic Young Red Dragon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Ring of Delayed Doom]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/95%)
1529:< barnum> A wild Poisonous Frog appeared! HP: 18[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1529:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle on his Behir "Boof" swinging wildly and screaming like an idiot!
1530:< ryanvango> dead
1530:< barnum> Poisonous Frog is kill! ryanvango picks up [Lion's Shield]! LVLs: ryanvango (17/98%), barnum (8/50%)
1530:< barnum> A wild Thulgant appeared! HP: 1305[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1530:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle on his Behir "Boof" swinging wildly and screaming like an idiot!
1530:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
1530:< ryanvango> *enhanced with the echoing metamagic rod, the assault contiues with fists aflame pummeling it in to the ground
1531:< ryanvango> *jabs the echoing magic rod in to its eye socket, pushing it deeper trying to find its brain
1531:< ryanvango> *using all the speed and agility an orc monk can, I dodge in and out of its limbs jabbing upwards with my rod of thunderous force
1531:< barnum> Round #1, 535 hits! Thulgant HP: 770[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (18), barnum (4.5)
1531:< ryanvango> *finally, combining the echoing rod and the rod of thunderous force, one last ultra volley of flaming strikes is delivered.
1531:< ryanvango> *slowly, calmly, i approach the beast until I am standing almost chest to chest with it. then 1-INCH PUNCH! and his torso explodes!
1531:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/6%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%)...
1531:< ryanvango> *spends the rest of the turn picking up large rocks and dropping them in to SirCabbage's well. wonder if he'll notice
1531:< ryanvango> *sits patiently to the side, polishing his golden crown of swords, waiting for someone else to help for once
1532:< ryanvango> is getting bored of the ease in which he destroys things. i guess ill go be productive
1532:< barnum> Thulgant is kill! ryanvango picks up [Quicken Metamagic Rod]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/9%), barnum (8/52%)
1532:< barnum> A wild Giant Fly appeared! HP: 67[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1533:< barnum> Round #1, 39 hits! Giant Fly HP: 28[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1534:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Giant Fly HP: 28[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1534:< RvDarklord> tries to steal the kill and the loot with it. but not with much confidence cause he is really bad at stealing kills on purpose
1535:< barnum> Round #3, 25 hits! Giant Fly HP: 3[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1536:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Giant Fly HP: 3[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1536:< RvDarklord> Beast bond brand time! ez fly pet! WHOHAHAHAHA
1536:< RvDarklord> uses his rope on entanglement
1537:< barnum> Giant Fly is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Magi Staff of the Mammoth]! LVLs: RvDarklord (5/82%)
1537:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/9%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%)...
1537:< barnum> A wild Leprechaun appeared! HP: 31[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1538:< barnum> Leprechaun is kill! barnum picks up [Spell-Capturing Gem]! LVLs: barnum (8/60%)
1538:< RvDarklord> LOL
1538:< barnum> A wild Rune Guardian appeared! HP: 49[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1539:< barnum> Rune Guardian is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Crown of Conquest]! LVLs: RvDarklord (5/86%), barnum (8/61%)
1539:< barnum> A wild Zoog appeared! HP: 49[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1539:< RvDarklord> Kappa, freeloot
1540:< barnum> Zoog is kill! RvDarklord picks up [God Shield]! LVLs: RvDarklord (5/90%), barnum (8/62%)
1540:< barnum> A wild Temerdaemon appeared! HP: 877[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1540:< RvDarklord> Pooplootah 2 much hp
1541:< barnum> Round #1, 49 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 828[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1541:< RvDarklord> this is a test to see how hard im hitting with a fully charged attack this is a test to see how hard im hitting with a fully charged at
1541:< barnum> Round #2, 26 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 802[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1542:< RvDarklord> 20 damage rip
1542:< barnum> Round #3, 9 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 793[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1543:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/9%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%)...
1544:< barnum> Round #4, 40 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 753[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1545:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 753[█████] +XP: no one :(
1545:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 753[█████] +XP: no one :(
1546:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 753[█████] +XP: no one :(
1546:< ryanvango> this is a test to make RVDarklord cry at his puny damage in mega-mode
1547:< barnum> Round #8, 132 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 621[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5)
1548:< RvDarklord> RIP
1548:< barnum> Round #9, 9 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 612[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1548:< RvDarklord> look at tht 100+ damage
1548:< ryanvango> lol. im off to class. i think we're gonna try to do a guided RPG later tonight again (where I'll be the DM and doing 0 damage)
1549:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/10%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1549:< RvDarklord> welp maybe ill see ya later then
1549:< ryanvango> yep. later tater
1549:< barnum> Round #10, 234 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 378[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), barnum (4.5), RvDarklord (3)
1550:< RvDarklord> oh and barnum sometimes does damage
1550:< barnum> Round #11, 9 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 369[███▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1551:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 369[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1552:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 369[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1553:< barnum> Round #14, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 369[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1554:< RvDarklord> OK FINAL ATTACK
1554:< RvDarklord> Twitch chat series!
1554:< RvDarklord> Kappa storm
1554:< barnum> Round #15, 27 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 342[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1554:< RvDarklord> INFINITY BReAK
1554:< RvDarklord> Keepo
1554:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1554:< RvDarklord> KappaPride
1555:< RvDarklord> SantaKappa
1555:< barnum> Round #16, 76 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 266[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (6), barnum (4.5)
1556:< RvDarklord> wow such damage
1556:< RvDarklord> FrankerZ
1556:< RvDarklord> TwitchRaid
1556:< barnum> Round #17, 27 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 239[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1557:< RvDarklord> still no damage RIP RIP im so sad im just going for some big damage but it takes a lot of words to do even a little damage
1557:< barnum> Round #18, 26 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 213[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1557:< RvDarklord> riprip if only i was a higher level i might be able to do
1557:< RvDarklord> FUCK THIS
1557:< RvDarklord> I QUIT
1558:< barnum> Round #19, 20 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 193[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (3)
1559:< barnum> Round #20, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 193[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1600:< barnum> Round #21, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 193[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1600:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1601:< barnum> Round #22, 40 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 153[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1602:< barnum> Round #23, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 153[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1603:< barnum> Round #24, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 153[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1604:< barnum> Round #25, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 153[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1605:< barnum> Round #26, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 153[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1606:< barnum> Round #27, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 153[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1606:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1607:< barnum> Round #28, 40 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 113[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5)
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 16:07:43 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 16:08:22 2016
1608:< barnum> Round #29, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 113[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1609:< barnum> Round #30, 0 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 113[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1609:< ptrakk> bard bot soon on it's way
1610:< barnum> Round #31, 3 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 110[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (1.5)
1610:< ptrakk> astlemoth!
1610:< ptrakk> vendly vendly!
1610:< ptrakk> DURR!
1611:< barnum> Round #32, 9 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 101[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (4.5)
1611:< ptrakk> so i should just spam the window for xp?
1611:< ptrakk> back you beast
1612:< ptrakk> filthy swine
1612:< barnum> Round #33, 9 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 92[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (4.5)
1612:< ptrakk> 3hits
1612:< ptrakk> another 3
1612:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1612:< ptrakk> another 3 makes 9
1612:< ptrakk> another 3 makes 12
1613:< ptrakk> another 3 makes 15
1613:< barnum> Round #34, 55 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 37[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (7.5), barnum (4.5)
1613:< ptrakk> that wasn't the formula huh..
1614:< barnum> Round #35, 3 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 34[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (1.5)
1614:< ptrakk> LazzerOLE AWAY!
1615:< barnum> Round #36, 3 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 31[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (1.5)
1615:< ptrakk> is it the length of the message sent!? i wonder..
1616:< barnum> Round #37, 3 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 28[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (1.5)
1616:< ptrakk> I do have the source code for it... perhaps it's (x*3)^y where x is equal to the amount of messages and y is i dunno
1616:< gjhgjh> Yes, the message length has something to do with it.
1617:< barnum> Round #38, 14 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 14[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (4.5), gjhgjh (1.5)
1617:< ptrakk> ah it does!
1617:< gjhgjh> I think it's messages over 60 character that hit harder.
1617:< barnum> Round #39, 9 hits! Temerdaemon HP: 5[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ptrakk (1.5), gjhgjh (1.5)
1618:< gjhgjh> Also some versions of this bot give items to the person who makes the killing blow.
1618:< ptrakk> makes sense! that's like a super hit i suppose. a power attack hahah ha ha ha 9 8 7 6 5 4 32 123
1618:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1618:< gjhgjh> I think this version gives it to random people.
1618:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­test
1618:< gjhgjh> If you copy pasta make sure you change it up a bit.
1619:< barnum> Temerdaemon is kill! gjhgjh picks up [Perilous Gloves]! LVLs: gjhgjh (4/35%), ptrakk (3/27%), barnum (8/72%)
1619:< gjhgjh> It knows if you are spamming the same text over and over
1619:< barnum> A wild Xacon appeared! HP: 99[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1619:< gjhgjh> KILL THE XACON!
1620:< ptrakk> ­I see.. ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­...­­­­­­­­­­­­.
1620:< barnum> Round #1, 52 hits! Xacon HP: 47[███▒▒] +XP: barnum (4.5), gjhgjh (3)
1621:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Xacon HP: 47[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1621:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­   ­­ ­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
1621:< ptrakk> :)
1621:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Xacon HP: 47[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1622:< MXMLOQ> 0 hits?
1622:< ptrakk> :(
1622:< MXMLOQ> is bot broke?
1622:< ptrakk> did i break it?
1622:< ptrakk> ­­
1622:< ptrakk> i think it's dividing by zero..
1622:< MXMLOQ> poor bot, it is confused
1622:< ptrakk> interesting
1622:< barnum> Round #4, 30 hits! Xacon HP: 17[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: MXMLOQ (4.5), ptrakk (4.5)
1623:< MXMLOQ> oh we fixed it somehow
1623:< MXMLOQ> that's a relief. now i can grab some of that sweet exp.
1623:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
1623:< barnum> Round #5, 10 hits! Xacon HP: 7[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: MXMLOQ (3)
1623:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
1624:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1624:< ptrakk> i broke it with the ALT + 0173 characters
1624:< MXMLOQ> lol i can't even see those
1624:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­looks like these are filtered out
1624:< ptrakk> (blank whitespace)
1624:< ptrakk> kinda like a space
1624:< MXMLOQ> i didn't know the bot looked at what you said, i thought it only counted characters
1625:< ptrakk> ­
1625:< barnum> Xacon is kill! MXMLOQ picks up [Ring of Strength Sapping]! LVLs: ptrakk (3/47%), MXMLOQ (3/43%), barnum (8/76%)
1625:< barnum> A wild Nightwave appeared! HP: 1759[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1626:< barnum> Round #1, 40 hits! Nightwave HP: 1719[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5)
1626:< ptrakk> it might.. but if there's a blank comment and it counts that as zero chars and it uses that as a denominator then it's rekt
1626:< ptrakk> calculus.. i haven't looked at the source.. i'm building a bard bot
1626:< barnum> Round #2, 28 hits! Nightwave HP: 1691[█████] +XP: ptrakk (9)
1627:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­­­­­­­­
1627:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­­­­
1627:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­­
1627:< ptrakk> ­­­­
1627:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Nightwave HP: 1691[█████] +XP: no one :(
1627:< ptrakk> ­­­­­­
1628:< ptrakk> yep
1628:< barnum> The bot does have some spam filtering, tries to ignore certain characters etc
1628:< barnum> Round #4, 45 hits! Nightwave HP: 1646[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), ptrakk (1.5)
1629:< ptrakk> .ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้.
1629:< ptrakk> ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็
1629:< ptrakk> D̂̂̂̂̂̆̆̆̆̆̂̂̂̂̂̆̆̆̆̆̂̂̂̂̂̂̂̂̆̆̆̆̆̂̂̂̂̂̆̆̆̆̆̂̂̂̂̂̂̂̂̆̆̆̆̆̂̂̂̂̂̆̆̆̆̆̂̂̂̂̂̂̂̂̆̆̆̆̆̂̂̂̂̂̆̆̆̆̆
1629:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Nightwave HP: 1646[█████] +XP: no one :(
1630:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1630:< ptrakk> B L E S S E D
1630:< barnum> Round #6, 45 hits! Nightwave HP: 1601[█████] +XP: barnum (4.5), ptrakk (1.5)
1630:< ptrakk> BLESSED
1631:< barnum> Round #7, 5 hits! Nightwave HP: 1596[█████] +XP: ptrakk (1.5)
1632:< ptrakk> 乃ﾚ乇丂丂乇d
1632:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Nightwave HP: 1596[█████] +XP: no one :(
1632:< ptrakk> 𝕭𝕷𝕰𝕾𝕾𝕰𝕯
1633:< ptrakk> ⒝⒧⒠⒮⒮⒠⒟
1633:< ptrakk> ⒷⓁⒺⓈⓈⒺⒹ
1633:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Nightwave HP: 1596[█████] +XP: no one :(
1633:< ptrakk> 𝔅𝔏𝔈𝔖𝔖𝔈𝔇
1634:< ptrakk> B͉̺̜̞͝ͅL͕͞E͖̞͈͕͚̬̪S̬͖̙͕̙͕͍S̷͖̙̭͎E͙̟̙͜ͅD͉̞̳̰̹̮
1634:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Nightwave HP: 1596[█████] +XP: no one :(
1635:< barnum> gotta change something, new monster inc
1635:< barnum> A wild Amphisbaena appeared! HP: 202[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1635:< ptrakk> it doesn't accept unicode at all :D
1635:< ptrakk> rip 1 user
1635:< barnum> Nope, found the part of it, just ascii
1635:< barnum> Round #1, 10 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 192[█████] +XP: ptrakk (3)
1636:< barnum> Changed it to give myself some xp last night, forgot to change that back, whoops...lol
1636:< ptrakk> is thatwentBTE still around?
1636:< barnum> Round #2, 5 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 187[█████] +XP: ptrakk (1.5)
1637:< ptrakk> might be workin hopefully not abandoned
1637:< barnum> Round #3, 5 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 182[█████] +XP: ptrakk (1.5)
1638:< ptrakk> it took me all night to get a http site embeded as an iframe on an ssl site
1638:< barnum> Round #4, 14 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 168[█████] +XP: ptrakk (4.5)
1639:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 168[█████] +XP: no one :(
1639:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/87%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1640:< ptrakk> had to run an nginx reverse proxy because waitress-serve has no ssl support
1640:< barnum> Round #6, 14 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 154[████▒] +XP: ptrakk (4.5)
1641:< barnum> Do you know any javascript?
1641:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 154[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1642:< barnum> I'm trying to look through robin grow to find the part where it strips out the channel name from all messages and remove that.
1642:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 154[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1642:< barnum> Because later versions of the bot really like seeing #rpg at the beginning of everything
1643:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 154[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1644:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Amphisbaena HP: 154[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1645:< barnum> A wild Korir-kokembe appeared! HP: 612[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1645:< barnum> If anyone is here, please type so I can see something
1645:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Korir-kokembe HP: 612[█████] +XP: no one :(
1646:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Korir-kokembe HP: 612[█████] +XP: no one :(
1647:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Korir-kokembe HP: 612[█████] +XP: no one :(
1648:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Korir-kokembe HP: 612[█████] +XP: no one :(
1649:< barnum> A wild Popobala appeared! HP: 1012[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1649:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Popobala HP: 1012[█████] +XP: no one :(
1650:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Popobala HP: 1012[█████] +XP: no one :(
1650:< SilentSand> * punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch* punch
1651:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1651:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch
1651:< SilentSand> *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch *punch\
1651:< ptrakk> 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐..
1651:< barnum> Round #3, 296 hits! Popobala HP: 716[████▒] +XP: SilentSand (18)
1652:< barnum> Nice! people to test something real quick, woot!
1652:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Popobala HP: 716[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1653:< barnum> A wild Giant Slug appeared! HP: 459[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1654:< ptrakk> ＳＰＩＣＹ ＭＥＭＥＳ 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑪𝒀𝑴𝑬𝑴𝑬𝑺 	𝕾𝕻𝕴𝕮𝖄𝕸𝕰𝕸𝕰𝕾 𝖲𝖯𝖨𝖢𝖸 𝖬𝖤𝖬𝖤𝖲 𝓢𝓟𝓘𝓒𝓨 𝓜𝓔𝓜𝓔𝓢
1654:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Giant Slug HP: 459[█████] +XP: no one :(
1654:< ptrakk> i like the last one.. i will use that
1655:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Giant Slug HP: 459[█████] +XP: no one :(
1655:< barnum> Dammit, I broke something.
1655:< barnum> A wild Gloomwing appeared! HP: 144[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1656:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Gloomwing HP: 144[█████] +XP: no one :(
1656:< RvDarklord> Are we ready to Kappa?
1656:< RvDarklord> Kappa
1657:< RvDarklord> FeelsBadMan only one here FeelsBadMan
1657:< barnum> Round #2, 30 hits! Gloomwing HP: 114[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1657:< RvDarklord> Luckily its not FeelsLagMan
1658:< barnum> Round #3, 10 hits! Gloomwing HP: 104[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1659:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Gloomwing HP: 104[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1700:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Gloomwing HP: 104[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1700:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1701:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Gloomwing HP: 104[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1701:< RvDarklord> ok imma just rable now to kill this mob what should i talk about oh ill tell the story about me voting today i guess thats
1702:< barnum> Round #7, 31 hits! Gloomwing HP: 73[███▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1702:< RvDarklord> an okay story to tell. Okay so we start in my house. i walk to the hospital and oh there is the voting place wow so i give the guy my
1703:< RvDarklord> id and votingthingy and i get this nice paper and my id back
1703:< barnum> Round #8, 41 hits! Gloomwing HP: 32[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (6)
1703:< RvDarklord> so i walk up to the voting chambers. do i choose the right one the left ine or the middle one? have a guess
1704:< barnum> Round #9, 31 hits! Gloomwing HP: 1[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1704:< RvDarklord> Ok i use my rope of entaglement and beast brand this gloomwing
1706:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Gloomwing HP: 1[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1706:< barnum> A wild Ancient Copper Dragon appeared! HP: 1395[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1707:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1395[█████] +XP: no one :(
1707:< RvDarklord> wow im so mad right now
1707:< RvDarklord> !flee
1707:< barnum> Round #2, 20 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1375[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (3)
1708:< barnum> Round #3, 10 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1365[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1709:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1365[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1710:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1365[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1711:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1711:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1365[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1712:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1365[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1713:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1365[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1714:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1365[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1714:< surelyucantbserious> Anything to fight?
1715:< barnum> Round #10, 5 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1360[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: surelyucantbserious (1.5)
1716:< surelyucantbserious> 5 hits.... this is not going to go well. Allies! To ME!!!!
1716:< barnum> Round #11, 5 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1355[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: surelyucantbserious (1.5)
1716:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1717:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1355[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1718:< surelyucantbserious> I will continue to hit you. and hit you, and hit you.
1718:< barnum> Round #13, 5 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1350[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: surelyucantbserious (1.5)
1719:< RvDarklord> Allies have come!
1719:< RvDarklord> I will use my starbow to hit this dragon!
1719:< barnum> Round #14, 20 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1330[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (3)
1720:< surelyucantbserious> Reinforcements! It is wonderful to have you fighting alongside DarkLord!
1720:< barnum> Round #15, 14 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1316[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: surelyucantbserious (4.5)
1720:< RvDarklord> I lay an arrow on the string, pull back and let the arrow go. when the arrow leaves the bow it leaves a trail of light and peirces
1720:< RvDarklord> the dragons wing
1721:< barnum> Round #16, 41 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1275[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (6)
1721:< surelyucantbserious> The hole left by your arrow is just large enough to prevent the beast from flying! He is Grounded!!
1722:< RvDarklord> oh btw do you want to create a character?
1722:< RvDarklord> we have a nice excel document
1722:< barnum> Round #17, 34 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1241[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: surelyucantbserious (4.5), RvDarklord (3)
1722:< surelyucantbserious> I am very hit or miss in chat as I am only here occasionally between appointments at work :(
1722:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1723:< RvDarklord> ah well itll be nice to have when you get a drop
1723:< RvDarklord> so have the link to the document
1723:< RvDarklord> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit?ts=570252a6#gid=6480749 => http://nazar.so/6xnwb 
1723:< RvDarklord> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit?ts=570252a6#gid=6480749 => http://nazar.so/53pzp 
1723:< barnum> Round #18, 65 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1176[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (7.5), surelyucantbserious (4.5)
1724:< RvDarklord> well that did some decent damage so thats nice i guess im just talking to deal extra damage
1724:< barnum> Round #19, 31 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1145[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1724:< RvDarklord> oh and if you use 60+ characters you get bonus xp it really helps with leveling
1725:< barnum> Round #20, 31 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1114[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1725:< RvDarklord> ooh im dealing 31 damage with a hard hit now!
1726:< barnum> Round #21, 10 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1104[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1727:< barnum> Round #22, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1104[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1728:< barnum> Round #23, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1104[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1728:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1729:< RvDarklord> ez extra damage thanks bot
1729:< barnum> Round #24, 10 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1094[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1729:< surelyucantbserious> is there a subreddit you all use?
1729:< RvDarklord> oh it didnt count rip
1729:< RvDarklord> um we have
1730:< RvDarklord> https://www.reddit.com/r/robinrpg 
1730:< barnum> Round #25, 35 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1059[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5), surelyucantbserious (1.5)
1731:< barnum> Round #26, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1059[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1732:< barnum> Round #27, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1059[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1733:< barnum> Round #28, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1059[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1734:< barnum> Round #29, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1059[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1734:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1735:< barnum> Round #30, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1059[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1736:< barnum> Round #31, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1059[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1737:< barnum> Round #32, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1059[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1737:< RvDarklord> rekt
1738:< barnum> Round #33, 10 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1049[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1738:< barnum> Round #34, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1049[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1739:< barnum> Round #35, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1049[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1740:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1741:< barnum> Round #36, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1049[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1741:< RvDarklord> test attack 1049
1742:< barnum> Round #37, 10 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1039[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1742:< RvDarklord> 10 damage hype
1742:< RvDarklord> !level
1742:< RvDarklord> !lvl
1742:< barnum> Round #38, 30 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1009[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1743:< barnum> Round #39, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 1009[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: no one :(
1744:< RvDarklord> strong attack test 1234567890-0234y278rdajlecafva cabidanlkdaoal aakda;dakdaldnakchai awdbnakhdajh da hdhajkdha a a a aaa a  a
1744:< barnum> Round #40, 31 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 978[████▒] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1745:< RvDarklord> 21 i guess
1745:< barnum> Round #41, 10 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 968[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1745:< RvDarklord> two weak attacks are more effiecient?
1746:< RvDarklord> test test
1746:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1746:< RvDarklord> davbadfuwf
1746:< barnum> Round #42, 30 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 938[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1747:< RvDarklord> yayayhdnwainaw nakda
1747:< barnum> Round #43, 10 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1748:< barnum> Round #44, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1749:< barnum> Round #45, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1750:< barnum> Round #46, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1751:< barnum> Round #47, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1751:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1752:< barnum> Round #48, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1753:< barnum> Round #49, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1754:< barnum> Round #50, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1755:< RvDarklord> Lets build a ladder╠═══╣
1755:< barnum> Round #51, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1756:< barnum> Round #52, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 928[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1757:< MXMLOQ> i'll hit it
1757:< barnum> Round #53, 5 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 923[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: MXMLOQ (1.5)
1757:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1758:< barnum> Round #54, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 923[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1759:< barnum> Round #55, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 923[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1800:< barnum> Round #56, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 923[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1801:< barnum> Round #57, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 923[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1802:< barnum> Round #58, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 923[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1803:< barnum> Round #59, 0 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 923[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
1803:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1803:< thatwentBTE> I ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็
1804:< keithgabryelski> ok, trying this out...  look around
1804:< barnum> Round #60, 2 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 921[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (1.5)
1805:< keithgabryelski> i'm in it to win it, keep fighting fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
1805:< barnum> Round #61, 5 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 916[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (4.5)
1805:< keithgabryelski> hit some more MOAR I say MOAR, this is the time to fight.
1806:< barnum> Round #62, 2 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 914[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (1.5)
1807:< keithgabryelski> fire off whatever the highest damage weapon I have, keep firing continuously!
1807:< barnum> Round #63, 5 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 909[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (4.5)
1807:< keithgabryelski> Hard for me to understand what is actually happening, but I suspect I'm at least doing some damage.
1808:< barnum> Round #64, 5 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 904[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (4.5)
1808:< keithgabryelski> moar damage please. 5 points a round seems like marginal reward though -- can I use any interesting items to up my damage?
1809:< barnum> Round #65, 5 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 899[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (4.5)
1809:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1809:< derogative> Keith, you'll do more damage as you level up and yeah, as you get items.
1810:< derogative> Seems you got stuck with something a bit too strong early on rip
1810:< keithgabryelski> right, I'm just talking because as I understand it the number of characters in my messages that matter
1810:< barnum> Round #66, 58 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 841[████▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (9), derogative (9)
1810:< derogative> Yeah, 61 is the amount to do the most damage
1810:< keithgabryelski> keeping it up -- so I'm talking more... If i type two messages does it matter?
1810:< derogative> Yeah, you get more hits for more messages.
1810:< keithgabryelski> maybe so I'm testing that , we'll see this round if I can get 9 again sw'll see
1811:< derogative> So don't wait for the bot to say the next turn, just talk as much as you can.
1811:< barnum> Round #67, 50 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 791[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (9), derogative (7.5)
1811:< keithgabryelski> ok, so just keep typing... are you called out for copy/pasting?  i'm guessing that is bad form
1811:< keithgabryelski> the text must make sense, I'm sure or we aren't playing a game -- i would guess.
1812:< keithgabryelski> So, I shoot off some more of my arrows, as fast as I can -- something like that? I guess
1812:< derogative> most people don't mind if you copy paste.
1812:< barnum> Round #68, 35 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 756[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (13.5), derogative (1.5)
1812:< derogative> we have one player who has a set of pre-written moves that when he launches them all off
1812:< derogative> he does about 500 damage total
1812:< keithgabryelski> I see there is 13 points the last time, ahh... pre-written moves makes a lot of sense....
1812:< keithgabryelski> I see there is 13 points the last time, ahh... pre-written moves makes a lot of sense....
1813:< barnum> Round #69, 50 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 706[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (9), derogative (6)
1813:< keithgabryelski> But let me see.... I'm now typing too much... 9 second delay GAWD!  foo
1813:< derogative> shame it says can't flee, otherwise i'd just help you flee this thing in hopes of something easier
1813:< derogative> on the other hand at least it makes for good exp. you'll prob end up with a few levels out of this
1813:< barnum> Round #70, 57 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 649[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: derogative (9), keithgabryelski (4.5)
1814:< keithgabryelski> yeah... I jumped in, in the wrong place.
1814:< keithgabryelski> What are my hit points?  Can I tell?
1814:< derogative> haha, it happens. at least it isn't a 3k hp monster
1814:< keithgabryelski> so, the rounds are about a minute, I need to type as many 60 character lines
1814:< derogative> !party
1814:< barnum> Round #71, 55 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 594[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (7.5), derogative (7.5)
1814:< derogative> provided commands still work, that is
1814:< keithgabryelski> as possible in that time.... oh... commands... that sounds useful.... where are those listed?
1815:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/11%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/70%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1815:< keithgabryelski> I looked on the spreadsheet for a list of commands, couldn't find them.
1815:< derogative> there's !flee, !heroes, !party, and !items, unless they broke in an update
1815:< derogative> yeah, the spreadsheet was before there were commands
1815:< keithgabryelski> ah.... I see... well... I guess I'll just be banging on this dragon for a little longer
1816:< ryanvango> im on mobile so no filter, but i believe rpg bot is old version. No commands again
1816:< barnum> Round #72, 208 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 386[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (13.5), derogative (7.5), K1ngN0thing (...
1816:< keithgabryelski> an hour or so, it looks.... 10 points a minute or so... wowza this is going to take a while.
1816:< derogative> aw, rest in peace rpgbot
1816:< keithgabryelski> oh... someone is helping... wonderful... now half the time... better with friends I guess
1817:< barnum> Round #73, 26 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 360[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (9), derogative (1.5)
1817:< keithgabryelski> fire off some more arrows and let my hound, Agincourt attack also.
1817:< thatwentBTE> hey ryanvango, I found robin-rpg
1817:< thatwentBTE> he is in the tier 13
1817:< keithgabryelski> He's a bad-ass hound... but tends to stick two of his claws up every once in a while.
1817:< derogative> why ya always gotta be kill, rpgbot? ah well at least its functional that's all that matters
1817:< thatwentBTE> your still top of the leaderboard
1817:< keithgabryelski> Kill this copper dragon with fire.
1817:< barnum> Round #74, 126 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 234[█▒▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (10.5), thatwentBTE (4.5), derogative (...
1818:< ryanvango> haha if i help i steal all the exp. Ive played too much so now i hit too hard
1818:< derogative> someday, robin-rpg will return to us and then robin will be over
1818:< keithgabryelski> I see... 10 points a round is slow going... but even 1/10th of xp is worth it right?
1818:< barnum> Round #75, 165 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 69[█▒▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), derogative (4.5), keithgabryelski (4.5)
1818:< derogative> yeah, you'll end up with a level or two out of this at least
1819:< keithgabryelski> coat my arrows in oil and light them afire.... send as many as possible.
1819:< derogative> and more levels, more damage, so on and so forth
1819:< thatwentBTE> dragon is kil now
1819:< keithgabryelski> keep firing, ... yes... I said... kill it with fire
1819:< barnum> Round #76, 55 hits! Ancient Copper Dragon HP: 14[█▒▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: keithgabryelski (6), derogative (3), thatwentBTE (1.5)
1819:< ryanvango> you get exp for attacking, not total damage. 3 attacks for 10 dmg = 3 attacks for 360 dmg
1820:< keithgabryelski> oh... 14 points left... Let me fish this one off...  fetch his horn Agincourt
1820:< barnum> Ancient Copper Dragon is kill! keithgabryelski picks up [Security Belt]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/13%), keithgabryelski (3/25%)
1820:< keithgabryelski> woot!
1821:< derogative> there you go you're now level 3!
1821:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/13%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/71%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1821:< ryanvango> so if i hit it, itll die fast, sure. But if it takes you 1000 hits youll get crazy exp
1821:< keithgabryelski> i see
1821:< barnum> A wild Clockwork Spy appeared! HP: 22[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1821:< keithgabryelski> Fire three arrows in the clockwork spy's direction
1821:< barnum> Clockwork Spy is kill! keithgabryelski picks up [Rod of Escape]! LVLs: keithgabryelski (3/37%), ryanvango (18/15%), derogative (5/56%)
1822:< keithgabryelski> send the hound to distract it
1822:< RvDarklord> oh wow there is people here again hi all! how you guys doing? this text is for my xp bonus
1822:< barnum> A wild Skaveling appeared! HP: 261[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1822:< ryanvango> youll see once you hit 6 or 7, it gets much better paced.
1822:< barnum> Round #1, 80 hits! Skaveling HP: 181[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5), keithgabryelski (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
1823:< keithgabryelski> kid needs some attention... back in a bit...
1823:< barnum> Round #2, 5 hits! Skaveling HP: 176[████▒] +XP: keithgabryelski (1.5)
1824:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Skaveling HP: 176[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1825:< RvDarklord> so helping the kids deals 5 damage. TIL ;-)
1825:< barnum> Round #4, 10 hits! Skaveling HP: 166[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1826:< RvDarklord> so how many people are here?
1826:< barnum> Round #5, 10 hits! Skaveling HP: 156[███▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1826:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/15%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/71%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
1827:< thatwentBTE> me
1827:< thatwentBTE> I saw ryan as well
1827:< thatwentBTE> keithgabryelski is here too
1827:< barnum> Round #6, 54 hits! Skaveling HP: 102[██▒▒▒] +XP: thatwentBTE (3)
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 18:27:55 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 18:28:44 2016
1828:< RvDarklord> wow thats 3 more than i was with for most of the day
1828:< barnum> Round #7, 10 hits! Skaveling HP: 92[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1829:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Skaveling HP: 92[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1830:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Skaveling HP: 92[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1831:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Skaveling HP: 92[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1832:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Skaveling HP: 92[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1832:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/15%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/71%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/73%...
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 18:33:02 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 18:33:10 2016
1833:< thatwentBTE> I swing my MIGHTY HAMMER upon the beast skull. SMASH SMASH SMASH
1833:< Djinneral> I use my dank attack on it!
1833:< XG549> barnum you should make it so your own account damages the monsters so that if no one is around the bot still fights itself 4Head
1833:< barnum> Skaveling is kill! XG549 picks up [Net of Snaring]! LVLs: thatwentBTE (13/74%), XG549 (1/68%), Djinneral (10/75%)
1833:< XG549> sneaky loot grab :D
1833:< barnum> A wild Slithering Tracker appeared! HP: 211[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1834:< barnum> Round #1, 2 hits! Slithering Tracker HP: 209[█████] +XP: XG549 (1.5)
1835:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Slithering Tracker HP: 209[█████] +XP: no one :(
1836:< RvDarklord> the bot does sometimes damage itself though
1836:< barnum> Round #3, 10 hits! Slithering Tracker HP: 199[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1837:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Slithering Tracker HP: 199[█████] +XP: no one :(
1838:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Slithering Tracker HP: 199[█████] +XP: no one :(
1838:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/15%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1839:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Slithering Tracker HP: 199[█████] +XP: no one :(
1840:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Slithering Tracker HP: 199[█████] +XP: no one :(
1841:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Slithering Tracker HP: 199[█████] +XP: no one :(
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 18:41:37 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 18:41:47 2016
1841:< ryanvango> murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder
1842:< ryanvango> murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder
1842:< barnum> Slithering Tracker is kill! ryanvango picks up [Getaway Boots]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/17%)
1842:< barnum> A wild Manta Ray appeared! HP: 85[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1842:< ryanvango> murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder
1843:< barnum> Manta Ray is kill! ryanvango picks up [Snowshoes of Northern Pursuit]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/18%)
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 18:43:12 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 18:46:14 2016
1846:< barnum> Round #3, 132 hits! Bythos HP: 714[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5)
1846:< ryanvango> oh. Big one does 132
1846:< RvDarklord> nice
1847:< barnum> Round #4, 54 hits! Bythos HP: 660[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (1.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1847:< RvDarklord> how much more damage does a big attack do? my small attack does 10 i think
1848:< barnum> Round #5, 31 hits! Bythos HP: 629[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1848:< ryanvango> this version >60 is [base+(level x 3)]
1848:< RvDarklord> ok cool
1848:< barnum> Round #6, 54 hits! Bythos HP: 575[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (1.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1849:< RvDarklord> also the health bars look a little messed up
1849:< ryanvango> yeah they do. The new version looks awesome. Well go back to it soon i think
1849:< barnum> Round #7, 142 hits! Bythos HP: 433[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1850:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1851:< RvDarklord> imtotallynotgonnatrytosnipethelootofthisguywaitcanibeastbrandthisthingletmelookupwhatabythosisrealquick
1851:< barnum> Round #8, 31 hits! Bythos HP: 402[███▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1852:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Bythos HP: 402[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1852:< RvDarklord> okay no beast branding this thing i guess it seems way too smart according to this one website
1852:< RvDarklord> The bythos are guardians of time and planar travel—indeed, to bythos, the act of aging
1852:< barnum> Round #10, 31 hits! Bythos HP: 371[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1853:< RvDarklord> is nothing more than a highly specialized method of travel. Although bythos themselves
1853:< RvDarklord> have no additional method of traveling through time, they scour the multiverse, hunting
1853:< RvDarklord> for creatures that do have the ability to time-travel and may have abused this ability.
1853:< RvDarklord> Far more often, though, bythos seek out abuses of planar travel, such as tears in reality, regions where planes overlap
--- Log closed Wed Apr 06 18:53:48 2016
--- Log opened Wed Apr 06 18:53:54 2016
1853:< barnum> Round #11, 124 hits! Bythos HP: 247[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (18)
1853:< RvDarklord> or creatures that abuse the use of planar travel. In some cases, such distortions are ignored
1854:< RvDarklord> , but in others, a bythos or even a full tribunal comes to assess and repair the damage.
1854:< RvDarklord> In most cases, “repair” is analogous to the death of the creature responsible for the distortions,
1854:< RvDarklord> , but placing such creatures in temporal stasis can also solve the problem.
1854:< RvDarklord> While a bythos’s body may seem to be made of smoke and vapor, it is strangely solid to the touch,
1854:< RvDarklord> feeling not dissimilar to dry stone. A bythos is 13 feet tall and weighs 600 pounds.
1854:< barnum> Round #12, 124 hits! Bythos HP: 123[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (18)
1854:< RvDarklord> and that guys is a bythos
1855:< RvDarklord> and how you can see it has too much hp
1855:< barnum> Round #13, 20 hits! Bythos HP: 103[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (3)
1856:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1856:< barnum> Round #14, 0 hits! Bythos HP: 103[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
1857:< RvDarklord> wow its bio only did ~300 damage FeelsBadMan if only i had a higher level RIP
1857:< OrangeredStilton> Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt
1857:< OrangeredStilton> ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation
1857:< OrangeredStilton> ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit
1857:< OrangeredStilton> in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat
1857:< OrangeredStilton> cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
1857:< OrangeredStilton> ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation
1857:< barnum> Round #15, 41 hits! Bythos HP: 62[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: OrangeredStilton (9), RvDarklord (4.5)
1858:< OrangeredStilton> in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat
1858:< RvDarklord> oh look its a magic user
1858:< OrangeredStilton> cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
1858:< RvDarklord> Poop loot
1858:< RvDarklord> ?
1858:< OrangeredStilton> Yeah, I'm testing my automatic rate limit storage
1858:< barnum> Round #16, 32 hits! Bythos HP: 30[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: OrangeredStilton (10.5), RvDarklord (3)
1858:< RvDarklord> ya thats sad
1859:< RvDarklord> oh wow you must have a very low level
1859:< OrangeredStilton> I'm only here to test rate limiting, I haven't played like ever :P
1859:< RvDarklord> ah okay
1859:< barnum> Bythos is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Staff of Dark Flame]! LVLs: RvDarklord (6/66%), OrangeredStilton (1/80%)
1859:< RvDarklord> oh im lvl 6
1900:< RvDarklord> nice
1900:< OrangeredStilton> I'm lvl Noob
1900:< barnum> A wild Giant Emperor Scorpion appeared! HP: 639[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1900:< barnum> Round #1, 24 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 615[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (3), OrangeredStilton (1.5)
1901:< RvDarklord> this will take all of your lorem ipsum and more
1901:< RvDarklord> xD
1901:< barnum> Round #2, 11 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 604[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1901:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1902:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 604[█████] +XP: no one :(
1903:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 604[█████] +XP: no one :(
1904:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 604[█████] +XP: no one :(
1905:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 604[█████] +XP: no one :(
1906:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 604[█████] +XP: no one :(
1906:< pyroshroom> I channel my inner monk and punch the giant scorpion!
1907:< barnum> Round #8, 15 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 589[█████] +XP: pyroshroom (1.5)
1907:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1908:< RvDarklord> I use my staff of dark flame to torch the scorpion and set its back on fire
1908:< barnum> Round #9, 32 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 557[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1909:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 557[█████] +XP: no one :(
1910:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 557[█████] +XP: no one :(
1911:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 557[█████] +XP: no one :(
1912:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 557[█████] +XP: no one :(
1913:< barnum> Round #14, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 557[█████] +XP: no one :(
1913:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1914:< barnum> Round #15, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 557[█████] +XP: no one :(
1915:< barnum> Round #16, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 557[█████] +XP: no one :(
1916:< gjhgjh> *half hearted stab*
1916:< barnum> Round #17, 6 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 551[█████] +XP: gjhgjh (1.5)
1916:< RvDarklord> sorta makes a stabbing movement
1917:< barnum> Round #18, 11 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 540[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1917:< RvDarklord> ez damage!
1918:< barnum> Round #19, 11 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 529[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5)
1918:< RvDarklord> im doing 11 now... thats nice i guess... only 10 more levels until i start doing actual damage
1919:< barnum> Round #20, 32 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 497[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
1919:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1920:< barnum> Round #21, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 497[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1921:< barnum> Round #22, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 497[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1922:< barnum> Round #23, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 497[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1923:< barnum> Round #24, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 497[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1923:< barnum> Round #25, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 497[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1924:< barnum> Round #26, 0 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 497[████▒] +XP: no one :(
1925:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1925:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> !help
1925:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> :(
1926:< barnum> Round #27, 2 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 495[████▒] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5)
1926:< MXMLOQ> is 1 character = 1 hit?
1926:< MXMLOQ> i guess that would get me like 40 something
1926:< MXMLOQ> let's find out
1927:< barnum> Round #28, 15 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 480[████▒] +XP: MXMLOQ (4.5)
1927:< Insomnikal> nope, ryanvango posted the calculation not too long ago
1927:< Insomnikal> it's something like default hit x levelx3 or something along those lines
1927:< Insomnikal> also depends on the length of your sentances, over 60 chars does bonus damage
1927:< barnum> Round #29, 12 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 468[████▒] +XP: Insomnikal (10.5)
1928:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Is the bot tracking everything or do we need to track ourselves?
1928:< pyroshroom> barnum actually has the formulas for the new bot
1928:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Slash! Punch! Boom!
1928:< pyroshroom> there's some modifier with your loot count too
1928:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> !Loot
1928:< barnum> Round #30, 39 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 429[████▒] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (7.5), pyroshroom (3)
1928:< pyroshroom> you do bonus damage with 60+ characters in one line of text
1929:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> so, if I just type a bunch of random stuff I will do super mega ultra bonus damage?
1929:< pyroshroom> technically yes, but you also want to type more lines to maximize it
1929:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Oh, cool! I've been wanted to get in here, but was busy with work.
1929:< barnum> Round #31, 115 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 314[███▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (10.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (9)
1930:< pyroshroom> your level also plays into how much damage you end up doing to the monster
1930:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> I grab the Giant Emperor Scorpion and shove his stinger in his own eye!
1930:< pyroshroom> !loot
1930:< barnum> Round #32, 73 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 241[██▒▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (6), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5)
1930:< RvDarklord> yea man sixty plus characters is ez bonus damage and ryan also has some of the formulas
1930:< Insomnikal> what happened to TeaBag as the bot anyway? :p
1931:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1931:< pyroshroom> Haha, not sure, but barnum has the new bot working now after help from robin-RPG
1931:< pyroshroom> https://github.com/anok/robin-rpg is the source of the bot 
1931:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> I teabag the Giant Emperor Scorpion and dip my balls in his newly opened eye socket
1931:< pyroshroom> !party
1931:< barnum> Round #33, 124 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 117[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (7.5), RvDarklord (4.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), Insomn...
1932:< pyroshroom> !commands
1932:< Insomnikal> fair enough shame i've lost like 10-12 levels overall now :P
1932:< pyroshroom> Maybe the bot isn't accepting any commands
1932:< pyroshroom> !heroes
1932:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> I need a hero
1932:< barnum> Round #34, 55 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 62[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5), Insomnikal (1.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5)
1932:< pyroshroom> none of the commands seem to be working right now
1933:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> "To run it, use robin grow(not parrot) and don't filter the chat." from the source page
1933:< pyroshroom> and yeah, the data loss is slightly annoying
1933:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> but I like parrot! damn
1933:< barnum> Round #35, 41 hits! Giant Emperor Scorpion HP: 21[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (6), pyroshroom (3)
1933:< pyroshroom> LOL, that's just to run the RPG bot
1934:< pyroshroom> you can use parrot to play with the bot
1934:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Oh, cool. Thought that might be why commands aren't working
1934:< pyroshroom> since someone already has it set up here
1934:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> !party
1934:< barnum> Giant Emperor Scorpion is kill! PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS picks up [Mummer's Ruff]! LVLs: pyroshroom (9/20%), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (2/38%)
1934:< pyroshroom> !help
1934:< pyroshroom> none of the commands really seem to be working right now
1935:< barnum> A wild Weaverworm appeared! HP: 427[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1935:< RvDarklord> !help
1935:< barnum> Round #1, 45 hits! Weaverworm HP: 382[█████] +XP: pyroshroom (3), RvDarklord (1.5)
1935:< almu3alim> so how does this work?
1936:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> smakakakakakakakakakaka on the Weaverworm's taint!
1936:< pyroshroom> we talk! and we kill monsters with our epic speeches
1936:< almu3alim> !help
1936:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> almu3alim type stuff, bot calcs damage on beastie
1936:< MeaKyori> well this seems neat. Hiya.
1936:< pyroshroom> Hello!
1936:< barnum> Round #2, 46 hits! Weaverworm HP: 336[████▒] +XP: almu3alim (3), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (3), pyroshroom (3), MeaKyori (1.5)
1936:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> brb, going to copy/paste the text of War and Peace
1936:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1936:< pyroshroom> oh wow, I am practically at my old level again
1937:< RvDarklord> xD
1937:< pyroshroom> nearly back to level 10
1937:< RvDarklord> rip
1937:< MeaKyori> I don't much understand how this works haha
1937:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> shame we can't get loot right now though,
1937:< pyroshroom> ahaha, you might have to disable the "Remove bot spam" option
1937:< pyroshroom> to see the bot's speech
1937:< barnum> Round #3, 121 hits! Weaverworm HP: 215[███▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (9), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (3), RvDarklord (1.5), MeaKyori (1.5)
1937:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> type stuff, bot calcs damage on beastie
1938:< pyroshroom> and we can get loot, you just can't find out the number of loot you have gotten
1938:< pyroshroom> like you just got the Mummer's Ruff
1938:< RvDarklord> ya have to remember the loot you got
1938:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Mummers Ruff?
1938:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> I'd rather have Rummer Muff
1938:< RvDarklord> luckily we have a nice spreadsheat
1938:< barnum> Round #4, 99 hits! Weaverworm HP: 116[██▒▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (6), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), RvDarklord (3)
1938:< pyroshroom> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit#gid=0 => http://nazar.so/714a9 
1939:< RvDarklord> on the bottom you can click rules
1939:< RvDarklord> if you need help
1939:< barnum> Round #5, 73 hits! Weaverworm HP: 43[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (4.5), RvDarklord (3)
1939:< pyroshroom> and the last person to hit the monster gets all the loot
1940:< pyroshroom> so people like talking when monsters are about to die
1940:< pyroshroom> like right now, I am pretty sure this worm is going to die soon
1940:< RvDarklord> Oh geez im going in for the kill whos gonna get the loot is it you is it me or is it someone else?
1940:< RvDarklord> yea its dead now
1940:< pyroshroom> from all the talking I am doing
1940:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> It's a mee! Mario! I'mma gonna win
1940:< Insomnikal> kill steal
1940:< pyroshroom> since I can type a lot
1940:< barnum> Weaverworm is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Boro Bead 5th Level]! LVLs: pyroshroom (9/34%), RvDarklord (6/82%), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (2/5...
1940:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Woo hoo! We did it!
1940:< pyroshroom> Aww, another boro bead :(
1940:< barnum> A wild Deer appeared! HP: 49[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1941:< pyroshroom> DIE DEER!
1941:< pyroshroom> DIE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY MIGHTY FISTS
1941:< barnum> Deer is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Ring of Water Walking]! LVLs: pyroshroom (9/37%), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (2/54%)
1941:< MeaKyori> neat, well thank you!
1941:< pyroshroom> Ohh, this is a nice ring
1941:< RvDarklord> oh wow nice ring mate
1941:< barnum> A wild Riftcreeper appeared! HP: 976[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1941:< pyroshroom> I shall keep this ring
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1942:< barnum> Round #1, 47 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 929[█████] +XP: pyroshroom (3), MeaKyori (1.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1942:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Kill the RIFT!!! I stab at thee from the bloody depths of helll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1942:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/75%...
1942:< RvDarklord> The rift must be near if there is a riftcreeper here! lets get rir of this beast
1942:< MeaKyori> grrrm go die thing
1942:< pyroshroom> I can walk on water :D
1943:**** pyroshroom does a jig on a lake
1943:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> man, it's times like this that I wish I was mroe vcreative
1943:< RvDarklord> SO pyroshroom is basicly jesus right now? thats nice having jesus in the party
1943:< barnum> Round #2, 103 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 826[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (9), pyroshroom (3), MeaKyori (1.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5)
1943:< MeaKyori> I know that feel.
1943:< pyroshroom> haha, creative for what?
1943:< Djinneral> creativity is a skill you can learn
1943:< MeaKyori> practice! Now!
1943:< RvDarklord> just start off with some easy actions
1943:< pyroshroom> and I am not jesus, I am a wizard monk
1944:< pyroshroom> with mighty fists
1944:< pyroshroom> I guess monks are kind of like jesus
1944:< barnum> Round #3, 103 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 723[████▒] +XP: pyroshroom (6), MeaKyori (3), Djinneral (1.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1944:< RvDarklord> you will get better at explaining the actions as you go and it will get more fun too
1945:< pyroshroom> the more loot you get the better :D :D :D
1945:< Djinneral> I will let you in on a secret
1945:< Insomnikal> there is no spoon
1945:< Djinneral> Jesus was the world's greatest magcian
1945:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Hey, ou guys wanna build a snowman?:
1945:< RvDarklord> btw sixty plus characters means more damage and xp.
1945:< barnum> Round #4, 105 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 618[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (6), Djinneral (3), pyroshroom (1.5), Insomnikal (1.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEE...
1945:< Djinneral> he was a lvl 75 messiah class
1945:**** pyroshroom uses his globe of bizzards to set up a blizzard
1945:< pyroshroom> NOW WE SHALL BUILD A SNOWMAN
1945:< RvDarklord> NO SNOWMEN
1945:< MeaKyori> So that's strange, I see a popup with monster info because I allowed notifications, but I don't see the stats and such in the chat.
1946:< RvDarklord> Uses staff of dark flame on the blizzard to make it rain instead
1946:< pyroshroom> Did you allow the bot spam?
1946:< Djinneral> untick that in the settings
1946:**** pyroshroom decided to make rainmen instead
1946:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS gathers snow from pyroshroom 's blizzard, forms into giant ball and stuffs RvDarklord inside
1946:< barnum> Round #5, 165 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 453[███▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (6), RvDarklord (6), MeaKyori (4.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), Djinne...
1946:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS BOOM! There's your snowman, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1947:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS looks around, notices it's now raining men...
1947:< RvDarklord> Halleluja!
1947:< barnum> Round #6, 14 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 439[███▒▒] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1947:**** pyroshroom watches on in horror as the men fall breaking every bone in their body
1947:< MeaKyori> maybe it works now?
1947:**** pyroshroom thinks that raining men will result in a very bloody ground to clean up later
1948:< barnum> Round #7, 113 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 326[██▒▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (9), K1ngN0thing (4.5), MeaKyori (1.5)
1948:< RvDarklord> Wow whats that link and why did i downvote it b4 even reading anything?
1948:< pyroshroom> I have no idea what that link is
1948:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/74%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/77%...
1948:< MeaKyori> So how do I make myself exist in the spreadsheet? Do I just add myself, or...
1948:< pyroshroom> I think it's just someone spamming it everywhere
1948:< RvDarklord> yea just add yourself
1948:< pyroshroom> ADD YOURSELF TO THE TOME OF KNOWLEDGE
1949:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS starts to gather up men-bodies from the ground and puts them in a pile, effectively recreating that one scene from South Park
1949:< pyroshroom> it is the record of our existance
1949:< barnum> Round #8, 125 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 201[██▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (6), pyroshroom (6), MeaKyori (4.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5)
1949:< RvDarklord> Adding oneself to the tome of knowledge is the first thing an adventurer should do otherwise how are you going to keep track of that
1950:< RvDarklord> EEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC LLLLLLOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
1950:< pyroshroom> Otherwise, do you really exist?
1950:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> manual update from this sheet? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit#gid=0 => http://nazar.so/9xpjn 
1950:< pyroshroom> if nobody knows that you exist?
1950:< barnum> Round #9, 75 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 126[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
1950:< pyroshroom> Yup, just start a new row
1950:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> KILLL!!!!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!! Bath in the Riftkeeper's blood!
1950:< RvDarklord> yea just add a new row and you exist!
1950:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Color codes mean anything?
1950:< MeaKyori> Cool. Guess I'll be a rogue?
1951:< RvDarklord> also
1951:< pyroshroom> do Riftcreepers have blood?
1951:< SkiyBloue> I was wondering if I could gte in on some of this action
1951:< barnum> Round #10, 63 hits! Riftcreeper HP: 63[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: pyroshroom (3), RvDarklord (3), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5), MeaKyori (1.5), SkiyBlo...
1951:< pyroshroom> I think they seem like they would have a miasma of space stuff
1951:< pyroshroom> YOU CAN! EVERYONE CAN GET IN ON THE ACTION!
1951:< RvDarklord> Yea there is ots of metaphysical creatures
1951:< pyroshroom> We are having a two for one sale right now
1951:< thatwentBTE> I swing my MIGHTY HAMMER upon the beast skull. SMASH SMASH SMASH
1951:< MeaKyori> Are those numbers in the parentheses the amount of xp we get?
1951:< SkiyBloue> I will be chatting alot in like 30 mins
1951:< thatwentBTE> I swing my MIGHTY HAMMER upon the beast skull. Its body slumps and twitches.
1951:< SkiyBloue> but could I be a bard
1952:< pyroshroom> for every one thing you say, I shall say two
1952:< RvDarklord> just choose a class
1952:< thatwentBTE> doot
1952:< barnum> Riftcreeper is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Gauntlets of The Skilled Maneuver]! LVLs: pyroshroom (9/55%), thatwentBTE (13/80%), RvDark...
1952:< pyroshroom> Ooo
1952:< RvDarklord> Nice
1952:< barnum> A wild Adult Underworld Dragon appeared! HP: 724[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1952:< pyroshroom> these are much better than my assisting gloves
1952:< RvDarklord> such skille manouvering
1952:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS is becoming increasingly jealous of pyroshroom 's beast killing skills...
1952:< RvDarklord> remember to put those in the loot pile
1953:< barnum> Round #1, 81 hits! Adult Underworld Dragon HP: 643[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), pyroshroom (3)
1953:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS looks angerly in his direction.
1953:< MeaKyori> Is a dragon! Grr, go down dragon.
1953:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS Smiles slyly at "Adult" dragon
1953:< pyroshroom> I have been, I can hardly keep track of all the pointless loot I have been getting
1953:< Djinneral> Man I really don't like dragons, they piss me off! I throw my trident at the dragon!
1953:< RvDarklord> ugh an adult underworld dragon?
1953:**** pyroshroom thinks that the dragon is not into you
1953:< RvDarklord> Better get my bow out
1954:< pyroshroom> It's from the underworld! Why do we never get overworld dragons
1954:< Djinneral> we're not good enough yet for the overworld
1954:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS Whips out his Lance of impossible inpregnation!
1954:< MeaKyori> Right now we're trapped in the underground?
1954:< Djinneral> I release my spirit bottle and unleash the berserk spirits on the piece of crap dragon
1955:< RvDarklord> wow djinneral going with his ultimate attack
1955:< Djinneral> im releasing the spirits, stand back guys
1955:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Adult Underworld Dragon HP: 640[█████] +XP: no one :(
1955:< RvDarklord> 0 hits
1955:< Djinneral> what?
1955:< MeaKyori> No one?
1955:< RvDarklord> after all that XD
1955:< MeaKyori> Did it just go weird?
1955:< Djinneral> stupid spirits must've healed it. seeing how its underworld
1955:< RvDarklord> yea sometimes it has problems
1955:< Djinneral> back in the bottle you go!
1956:< barnum> A wild Mummy Of The Deep appeared! HP: 180[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
1956:< MeaKyori> Oh okay, bye bye dragon.
1956:< MeaKyori> I guess we scared it away.
1956:< Djinneral> we convinced it to leave
1956:< barnum> Round #1, 24 hits! Mummy Of The Deep HP: 156[█████] +XP: MeaKyori (3), Djinneral (1.5)
1957:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS wraps Mummy Of The Deep in used toilet paper and watches it cry as no one can tell the difference
1957:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> watch out for the poop,
1957:< Djinneral> you should be able to see it when the monster's dead
1957:< RvDarklord> I attack with my bow and just sit back
1957:< barnum> Round #2, 66 hits! Mummy Of The Deep HP: 90[███▒▒] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (6), Djinneral (3), MeaKyori (1.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
1958:< MeaKyori> Aww. I'm kinda starting to feel bad for this poor mummy. I want to hug it.
1958:< RvDarklord> uhm dont hug it
1958:< RvDarklord> its like dead and stuff
1958:< thatwentBTE> man the big merge is close
1958:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS looks at Mummer's Ruff and wonders what to do
1958:< MeaKyori> Ehhh I've hugged worse
1958:< barnum> Round #3, 61 hits! Mummy Of The Deep HP: 29[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: MeaKyori (6), RvDarklord (3), thatwentBTE (1.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5)
1958:< RvDarklord> OH SHIT
1958:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Yes,  RvDarklord , exactly
1958:< RvDarklord> well here we good2goo
1959:< RvDarklord> its time for the final attack
1959:< MeaKyori> Who cares if it's dead? It could still have some sort of feelings... Just not in its flesh.
1959:< thatwentBTE> where is the mummy of the shallow?
1959:< Djinneral> I finish it off with a knife hand
1959:< RvDarklord> poop loot
1959:< barnum> Mummy Of The Deep is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Figurine of Wondrous Power (onyx dog)]! LVLs: RvDarklord (7/24%), MeaKyori (2/40%), ...
1959:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS bashes mummy over his newly exposed head with his Mummer's Ruff
1959:< thatwentBTE> lololol
1959:< Djinneral> lol
1959:< MeaKyori> Oh yay, I'm level two! :D
1959:< Djinneral> you've got a onyx dog
1959:< barnum> A wild Black Rider appeared! HP: 769[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2000:< MeaKyori> Why would someone flee?
2000:< RvDarklord> ez loot max poop
2000:< thatwentBTE> !flee
2000:< Djinneral> sometimes we have to fight monsters with like 4k hp
2000:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> because words can hurt sometimes
2000:< barnum> Round #1, 144 hits! Black Rider HP: 625[█████] [1/6 to flee!] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (6), Djinneral (4.5), thatwentBTE (3), MeaKyor...
2000:< RvDarklord> Kappaif the monster has too much hp you can flee
2000:< Djinneral> shit takes long
2000:< thatwentBTE> slaad the lord of high HP
2000:< RvDarklord> !flee
2000:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/82%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/80%...
2000:< RvDarklord> yea slaad had sooo much hp
2000:< MeaKyori> Ohh I see. Interesting.
2001:< thatwentBTE> !loot
2001:< Djinneral> what did slaad drop again?
2001:< RvDarklord> uhm nothing special i think
2001:< thatwentBTE> I think something cool
2001:< XG549> help
2001:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS looks around confused, jealously guarding his Mummer's Ruff
2001:< XG549> oh i thought i still couldnt connect
2001:< barnum> Round #2, 179 hits! Black Rider HP: 446[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (6), thatwentBTE (4.5), Djinneral (3), XG549 (3), MeaKy...
2001:< thatwentBTE> but from what I see you can get awesome loot from anything
2001:< RvDarklord> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit?ts=570252a6#gid=6480749 => http://nazar.so/3f3cd 
2001:< RvDarklord> for help
2002:< XG549> sorry rv i say help when im testing chat lol
2002:< MeaKyori> Hey look at that, we're tearing it down a good bit. Yay!
2002:< barnum> Round #3, 81 hits! Black Rider HP: 365[███▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (6), thatwentBTE (1.5), XG549 (1.5), MeaKyori (1.5)
2002:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> So, for the item pool, just copy something from that list and paste it into my char sheet?
2002:< RvDarklord> yea
2003:< jonesandbrown> So i just woke up and managed to drop my wireless mouse in a glass of water
2003:< RvDarklord> its easier to cut tho so you dont have to delete after
2003:< RvDarklord> the item pool is stuff others didnt want anymore
2003:< barnum> Round #4, 88 hits! Black Rider HP: 277[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), RvDarklord (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2004:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Black Rider HP: 277[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
2004:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS shakes Staff of Performance limply at Black Riders face, hoping he takes the hint
2005:< barnum> Round #6, 9 hits! Black Rider HP: 268[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5)
2006:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Ha! Take that you filthy curr! My Staff of Performance shall smite thee
2006:< barnum> Round #7, 9 hits! Black Rider HP: 259[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5)
2006:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/81%...
2007:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS shouts Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam lectus purus, vestibulum id ex id, interdum lacinia mi.
2007:< barnum> Round #8, 9 hits! Black Rider HP: 250[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5)
2008:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Black Rider HP: 250[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: no one :(
2008:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam lectus purus, vestibulum id ex id, interdum lacinia mi.
2009:< RvDarklord> Helps the others by throwing a rock at the black riders head and making a dent in his helm
2009:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS starts to wonder where everyone went off too.. .:(
2009:< barnum> Round #10, 49 hits! Black Rider HP: 201[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (6), RvDarklord (4.5)
2010:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS is inspired by RvDarklord 's assistance, +1 to will
2010:< barnum> Round #11, 3 hits! Black Rider HP: 198[██▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5)
2010:< RvDarklord> realizes this is a boss, runs up to it and starts smashing it with his bow since he still has no damage
2010:< RvDarklord> um arrows not damage geez
2010:< Djinneral> I crack my rope against the back of the black rider and make it fall off the horse
2011:< barnum> Round #12, 109 hits! Black Rider HP: 89[█▒▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: RvDarklord (6), Djinneral (4.5)
2011:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS takes off running behind RvDarklord throwing arrows at Black Rider, even though he has no bow
2012:< Djinneral> I open my spirit bottle and try to lure the black rider into it as nourishment to my spirits
2012:< barnum> Round #13, 69 hits! Black Rider HP: 20[█▒▒▒▒] [can't flee!] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), Djinneral (4.5)
2012:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/83%...
2012:< Djinneral> come on black rider get in, we need some black in this bottle
2012:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> realizes rider is on the groud,
2012:< RvDarklord> grabs an arrow off the ground and shoots it with the bow, as the arrow leaves the string it leaves behind a beam of light
2012:< Djinneral> it's nice and warm inside the bottle you'll like it I promise
2013:< RvDarklord> the arrow pircez the rider and it dies
2013:< Djinneral> It's the place to be! Everyone is in the bottle!
2013:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS picks up RIder and begins to shove him inot Djinneral 's bottle
2013:< RvDarklord> poop loot
2013:< barnum> Black Rider is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Annihilation Spectacles]! LVLs: Djinneral (10/90%), RvDarklord (7/40%), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS...
2013:< RvDarklord> look i needed my glasses guys
2013:< Djinneral> man thats pretty dope
2013:< barnum> A wild Tsathar Scourge appeared! HP: 148[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2013:< Djinneral> so you look at stuff and it just dies?
2014:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Is this actual gear from DnD that we can look up for flavor text or something?
2014:< barnum> Round #1, 66 hits! Tsathar Scourge HP: 82[███▒▒] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), Djinneral (3), RvDarklord (1.5)
2014:< RvDarklord> yea
2014:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> Oh pathfinder... neat
2015:< barnum> Round #2, 17 hits! Tsathar Scourge HP: 65[███▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5)
2015:< Djinneral> I strike the scourge on the neck with my knife hand and then knee it in the face with my knife knee and then I throw it with my arms
2015:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS sheepishly removes Mummers Ruff from his offhand slot and places it around his neck...
2016:< Djinneral> I follow up this up with a knife toe in the eye, with a knife blow in the thigh
2016:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> no wonder that didn't do me any good
2016:< barnum> Tsathar Scourge is kill! PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS picks up [Dawnflower's Kiss]! LVLs: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (3/55%), Djinneral (10/94%)
2016:< barnum> A wild Mythic Fire Giant appeared! HP: 886[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2016:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> nice! Dawnflower's Kiss
2017:< barnum> Round #1, 5 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 881[█████] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (1.5)
2017:< jonesandbrown> I'm gonna jump in here and swing my mace of terror hoping to hit the tsathar in the skull
2018:< barnum> Round #2, 43 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 838[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2018:**** PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS casts Teleportation and is transported to weekly staff meeting "See you soon, heroes!"
2018:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2018:< RvDarklord> looks at the enemy
2019:< jonesandbrown> I swing downward with my mace of terror and smash the fire giants little toe flat on the ground
2019:< barnum> Round #3, 69 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 769[█████] +XP: PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
2019:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> party
2019:< jonesandbrown> the mythic fire giant is hopping around on one foot since his toe is throbbing so bad
2019:< PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS> be back later, all.
2020:< barnum> Round #4, 53 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 716[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), PM_ME_UR_KNEES_PLS (3)
2020:< jonesandbrown> I search the ground around the battle area to find a rock large enough to cause some damage to this mythic fire giant
2021:< barnum> Round #5, 43 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 673[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2021:< jonesandbrown> looking around, i see no water in the immediate area to smother this fire giant's hellish soul
2022:< barnum> Round #6, 43 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 630[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2022:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 630[████▒] +XP: no one :(
2023:< jonesandbrown> I use my grounding rod to bash the fell beast over the head
2023:< barnum> Round #8, 15 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 615[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
2024:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2024:< jonesandbrown> initiate barrel roll attack in which i tuck my arms to my body, fall to the ground, and roll rapidly towards the enemy
2025:< barnum> Round #9, 43 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 572[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2026:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 572[████▒] +XP: no one :(
2026:< jonesandbrown> i get up off the ground cause i look kinda stupid just laying here and take a defensive stance preparing to get demolished
2026:< barnum> Round #11, 43 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 529[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2027:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 529[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2028:< jonesandbrown> my verdant boots will sprout some folliage to hide me from the mythic fire giant
2028:< barnum> Round #13, 43 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 486[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2028:< jonesandbrown> OH SHIT it just gave him more stuff to light on fire, now my little patch of trees is burning all around me
2029:< Lord_Renwod> wow
2029:< barnum> Round #14, 46 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 440[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), Lord_Renwod (1.5)
2029:< jonesandbrown> maybe i should just wait for this turn, if i don't move, maybe it'll lose track of me?
2029:< Lord_Renwod> test
2030:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2030:< Lord_Renwod> this is interesting
2030:< Lord_Renwod> anyway merge is soon
2030:< barnum> Round #15, 52 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 388[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), Lord_Renwod (4.5)
2030:< Lord_Renwod> Glad I'm going to be online for it, I was almost certain I was going to miss it
2031:< jonesandbrown> dude there's a mythic fire giant standing right there and you wanna talk about the robin merge? are you crazy?
2031:< Lord_Renwod> yes I am crazy
2031:< barnum> Round #16, 55 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 333[██▒▒▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (6), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2031:< Lord_Renwod> also I've killed enough giants in my lifetimes to die and be reborn a pleb
2031:< jonesandbrown> that thing could murder our faces!  I'll use my mace to block his attacks so you don't die in one round friend
2032:< Lord_Renwod> so.....................................
2032:< Lord_Renwod> HAHAHAHA YOU THINK HE'S A THREAT TO ME?
2032:< Lord_Renwod> BITCH I HAVE WINGS. OF FLIGHT.
2032:< barnum> Round #17, 58 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 275[██▒▒▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (7.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2032:< jonesandbrown> your little bitch wings so when you get scared you can run away through the air?
2032:< Lord_Renwod> I am wearing an o-yoroi of imperial rule. I have a huge defensive bufff
2033:< Lord_Renwod> and don't even get me STARTED about my OP weapons
2033:< barnum> Round #18, 55 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 220[██▒▒▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (6), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2034:< Lord_Renwod> back in the day of Robin-RPG *may he rest in pepperonis* I was at THE TOP of the leaderboard
2034:< jonesandbrown> well, I've got a mithral full plate speed and some sort of speedy shoes
2034:< Lord_Renwod> My rod of Lordly Might is one of the most OP weapons in the game
2034:< barnum> Round #19, 61 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 159[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (9), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2034:< jonesandbrown> haha yeah, i was doing pretty good on the robin-rpg too, but now all we've got is barnum:(
2035:< Lord_Renwod> point is, I consider myself to be a sagacious old adventurer in here now
2035:< barnum> Round #20, 57 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 102[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), Lord_Renwod (4.5)
2035:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2036:< Lord_Renwod> I'm like that badass elderly veteran who doesn't fight anymore really but when he does *look out* because he's going to wreck your shit
2036:< jonesandbrown> well, i'll still defend your decrepid ol ass so as to defend my own honour, wouldn't want a geriatric dying on my watch
2036:< barnum> Round #21, 57 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 45[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2036:< Lord_Renwod> psh i'm not gonna die. :/ I have more health potions than you have gold.
2037:< jonesandbrown> wait, we're collecting gold?
2037:< Lord_Renwod> Do you watch HxH? Cuz I'm talking like netero geriatric.
2037:< barnum> Round #22, 34 hits! Mythic Fire Giant HP: 11[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (6), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2037:< jonesandbrown> nope i have no idea what that is
2037:< Lord_Renwod> Sure the dude is ancient but he'd kick your ass and my ass and the other dude's ass
2037:< RvDarklord> yea i watched hxh
2037:< RvDarklord> was real awesome
2038:< Lord_Renwod> without batting an eyelash at all. So.......... I mean he's still a baller
2038:< brh131> stealing lott right as i join in
2038:< Lord_Renwod> Yes HxH is one of the my all time favorite animes ever OF ALL TIME
2038:< barnum> Mythic Fire Giant is kill! Lord_Renwod picks up [Zul]! LVLs: Lord_Renwod (3/49%), RvDarklord (7/47%), jonesandbrown (8/63%), brh131 ...
2038:< barnum> A wild Warmonger Wasp appeared! HP: 382[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2039:< RvDarklord> ooh zul?
2039:< Lord_Renwod> hmm zul? I'll have to look that up
2039:< barnum> Round #1, 17 hits! Warmonger Wasp HP: 365[█████] +XP: RvDarklord (1.5), Lord_Renwod (1.5)
2039:< jonesandbrown> THis sould be quick, one quick mace smash should squash this but fat
2039:< RvDarklord> wow this is one fat wasp
2040:< Lord_Renwod> WOW. THAT IS A REALLY STRONG WEAPON. THis is like teir 3 loot man...........
2040:< barnum> Round #2, 55 hits! Warmonger Wasp HP: 310[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
2040:< Lord_Renwod> too bad it's still a piece of shit next to my main weapon
2040:< RvDarklord> lol
2041:< barnum> Round #3, 17 hits! Warmonger Wasp HP: 293[████▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (1.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
2041:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2041:< jonesandbrown> slapping the shit outta this wasp should work
2042:< Lord_Renwod> I toss it in the loot pile with a look of absolute boredom
2042:< RvDarklord> steps on the wasp
2042:< RvDarklord> whoops
2042:< barnum> Round #4, 44 hits! Warmonger Wasp HP: 249[████▒] +XP: RvDarklord (3), jonesandbrown (1.5), Lord_Renwod (1.5)
2042:< Lord_Renwod> hey you whippersnappers don't you know that bug type monsters are weak to fire?
2042:< RvDarklord> thats one tough wasp
2042:< jonesandbrown> be careful, they can still sting when they're dead
2043:< RvDarklord> oh yea i have a fire wand but thats no fun
2043:< Lord_Renwod> just bring out your fire-type weapons and kick his ass.........................
2043:< Lord_Renwod> this is war you dipshit YOU GOTTA GIVE IT YOUR ALL!
2043:< RvDarklord> no its just a wasp man
2043:< barnum> Round #5, 70 hits! Warmonger Wasp HP: 179[███▒▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (6), RvDarklord (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2043:< RvDarklord> i gotta keep the dm in the dark about my dark flame wand
2044:< Lord_Renwod> it's a warmonger wasp! If left alive, it will bring chaos between peaceful nations
2044:< jonesandbrown> I've got no fire type weapons, but I do have a mace of terror, I'm not sure we want a terrified wasp on our hands though
2044:< Lord_Renwod> it could singlehandedly wipe out the entire human species!
2044:< barnum> Round #6, 74 hits! Warmonger Wasp HP: 105[██▒▒▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (6), jonesandbrown (4.5), RvDarklord (1.5)
2044:< RvDarklord> okay.............................. ill grab my fire wand........................................................ and hit it with it
2044:< Lord_Renwod> .......................................................do you even know how to wand?
2044:< RvDarklord> yea
2045:< RvDarklord> man
2045:< RvDarklord> jyst as good as i know how to bow
2045:< Lord_Renwod> not like that! You gotta go like this! *grabs his magic staff*
2045:< barnum> Round #7, 36 hits! Warmonger Wasp HP: 69[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: RvDarklord (4.5)
2045:< RvDarklord> and im a "ranger
2045:< jonesandbrown> i've got a grounding rod... that could maybe be used to direct the electricity of someone else's attack towards a specific target
2045:< Lord_Renwod> *casts fireball on this stupid wasp* *and immolate* *and burning hands*
2046:< RvDarklord> I smack the wasp with my dark falme wand
2046:< barnum> Warmonger Wasp is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Golem Manual flesh]! LVLs: Lord_Renwod (3/67%), jonesandbrown (8/69%), RvDarklord (7/55%)
2046:< RvDarklord> see
2046:< Lord_Renwod> Yeah you still did that wrong
2046:< jonesandbrown> but it worked
2046:< barnum> A wild Mudbog appeared! HP: 139[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2046:< Lord_Renwod> w.e I don't have time to level in here I've got bigger fish to fry
2046:< Lord_Renwod> Good luck, I'll be popping in and out for the merge
2047:< barnum> Round #1, 51 hits! Mudbog HP: 88[████▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (7.5), RvDarklord (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2047:< jonesandbrown> oh cool i'm gonna use my mace of terror to send this silly bug into a terrified frenzy
2047:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2047:< jonesandbrown> trip it as it runs around and it'll look funny as it falls flat on it's face
2048:< RvDarklord> i hit it in the face with my bow
2048:< Lord_Renwod> this is a mudbog, not a mudBUG
2048:< Lord_Renwod> learn to read
2048:< Lord_Renwod> jeez, and you're supposed to be higher level than I am
2048:< barnum> Mudbog is kill! Lord_Renwod picks up [Staff of Belittling]! LVLs: Lord_Renwod (3/88%), K1ngN0thing (2/59%), RvDarklord (7/58%), jone...
2048:< Lord_Renwod> #system is broke yo
2048:< barnum> A wild Dire Bat appeared! HP: 99[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2048:< Lord_Renwod> Also how freaking fitting. Can I just have this bound to my soul? Because I think that is definitely characteristic of my role now
2049:< jonesandbrown> hahaa i'm good at words
2049:< barnum> Round #1, 34 hits! Dire Bat HP: 65[████▒] +XP: Lord_Renwod (6), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2050:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Dire Bat HP: 65[████▒] +XP: no one :(
2050:< Lord_Renwod> WOW BUNCH OF PLEBS
2050:< jonesandbrown> he got a feebie this round, but not the next round
2050:< jonesandbrown> i'm definately giving this fight my entire attention
2050:< RvDarklord> yea all of it
2051:< jonesandbrown> there's no way i'm watching the office in my second screen
2051:< RvDarklord> totally not playing hearthstone
2051:< barnum> Dire Bat is kill! RvDarklord picks up [Shard of Wrath]! LVLs: RvDarklord (7/62%), jonesandbrown (8/73%), Lord_Renwod (3/92%)
2051:< barnum> A wild Zuvembie appeared! HP: 166[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2052:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Zuvembie HP: 166[█████] +XP: no one :(
2052:< jonesandbrown> boom boom hit kill that's the way we like to...
2052:< jonesandbrown> kill?
2053:< barnum> Round #2, 30 hits! Zuvembie HP: 136[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
2053:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2053:< jonesandbrown> i prepare for a flying elbow off the top rope
2054:< barnum> Round #3, 15 hits! Zuvembie HP: 121[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
2054:< jonesandbrown> and i'll jump high in the air and slam him with an insane elbow
2055:< barnum> Round #4, 43 hits! Zuvembie HP: 78[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2055:< jonesandbrown> BOOM 43 hp in one flying elbow!
2056:< barnum> Round #5, 15 hits! Zuvembie HP: 63[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
2057:< barnum> Round #6, 0 hits! Zuvembie HP: 63[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2057:< jonesandbrown> I start making a cup of tea, the Zuvembie tooks on in confusion
2057:< barnum> Round #7, 43 hits! Zuvembie HP: 20[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2057:< RvDarklord> looks at whaats going on
2058:< RvDarklord> leaves to brush teeth
2058:< jonesandbrown> The water is starting to boil now, I'm excited for this cup of tea
2058:< barnum> Zuvembie is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Horn of Plenty]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (8/79%), RvDarklord (7/65%)
2059:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/20%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2059:< barnum> A wild Ogrekin appeared! HP: 112[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2100:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Ogrekin HP: 112[█████] +XP: no one :(
2101:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Ogrekin HP: 112[█████] +XP: no one :(
2101:< ryanvango> *you all feel an unnatural presence. its familiar...but...off....as you start to realize what it is, ryanvango obliterates the ogrekin
2101:< jonesandbrown> i drop the horn of plenty cause it sounds stupid
2101:< jonesandbrown> DDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DANIEL
2101:< barnum> Ogrekin is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Swarmbane Clasp]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/21%), jonesandbrown (8/82%)
2102:< jonesandbrown> ryanvango's back in the ation
2102:< barnum> A wild Giant Anaconda appeared! HP: 567[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2102:< ryanvango> hey jonesy
2102:< ryanvango> caught you playin with yourself, thought you might want a hand
2102:< barnum> Round #1, 191 hits! Giant Anaconda HP: 376[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2103:< jonesandbrown> lovely of you good sir, i've just made tea, would you like some?
2103:< barnum> Round #2, 44 hits! Giant Anaconda HP: 332[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2103:< ryanvango> I would love a cup! thank you!  *site in the la z boy, waiting patiently for his cup of tea
2104:< ryanvango> the whole while, I nonchalantly swing away at the giant anaconda who thinks it has a chance at all
2104:< ryanvango> it doesn't
2104:< ryanvango> and is now dead
2104:< barnum> Giant Anaconda is kill! ryanvango picks up [Mattock of The Titans]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/24%)
2104:< ryanvango> barnum you alive
2105:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/24%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2105:< jonesandbrown> adds the tea to the boiling water, steeping it gently to the perfect complextion
2105:< barnum> A wild Tick Swarm appeared! HP: 540[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2105:< jonesandbrown> OOOK I equip my swarmbane clasp to deal full damage to this swarm!
2105:< barnum> Round #1, 133 hits! Tick Swarm HP: 407[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (9), ryanvango (1.5)
2105:< ryanvango> dude you got a bug problem in here....stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp
2106:< jonesandbrown> i have been feeling kinda itchy..
2106:< ryanvango> oh im guessing you knew that...explains why you went out and got yourself a swarm bane
2106:< barnum> Round #2, 281 hits! Tick Swarm HP: 126[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (9), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2107:< ryanvango> don't worry about these guys, i used to do this for a living. keep making the tea if you like
2107:< jonesandbrown> indeed, and now i'll use the terror attack on my mace of terror to cause the swarm to attack itself from the inside
2107:< barnum> Tick Swarm is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Bone Beads]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/27%), jonesandbrown (8/89%)
2107:< jonesandbrown> oh ok, it's almost too strong. let me pull the tea leaves and add the milk and sugar. do you take milk and sugar?
2108:< barnum> A wild Ice Salamander appeared! HP: 265[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2108:< ryanvango> i do! thank you for asking. most people just assume nowadays.
2108:< ryanvango> its quite frustrating if you ask me. what happened to hospitality?
2108:< barnum> Ice Salamander is kill! ryanvango picks up [Gravesoul Armor]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/29%), jonesandbrown (8/90%)
2108:< ryanvango> oh man you really climbed up in levels
2109:< barnum> A wild Cold Rider appeared! HP: 436[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2109:< ryanvango> WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?! did you invite him?! he looks terribly mean
2109:< ryanvango> im gonna assume hes an asshole and murder him in the face with murder punches
2109:< barnum> Round #1, 311 hits! Cold Rider HP: 125[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (10.5)
2109:< ryanvango> maybe then he'll think twice about entering random homes during tea
2109:< ryanvango> the bastard. hes dead now, also
2109:< ryanvango> type anything to get loot
2109:< jonesandbrown> * adds milk and sugar to ryanvango's tea.  I drink mine black though so I bring the cuppa to to ryanvango in his lazyboy
2110:< jonesandbrown> sipping my tea i look around for loot
2110:< barnum> Cold Rider is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Ring of Ectoplasmic Invigoration]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/34%), jonesandbrown (8/96%)
2110:< jonesandbrown> haha this sounds like a ghostly cock ringo
2110:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/34%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2110:< ryanvango> well look at that! explains his apparent coldness, i would think! *thanks you for the tea
2111:< barnum> A wild Unicorn appeared! HP: 153[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2111:< ryanvango> i wonder if any of the others will be round any time soon? we could eat this unicorn
2111:< ryanvango> that is now dead
2111:< jonesandbrown> You're welcome, I hope you like it. It's a new blend i've found recently
2111:< barnum> Unicorn is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Sun Blade]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/37%), jonesandbrown (8/99%)
2112:< ryanvango> oh yeah? thats good. it tastes delicious. makes my head swim a bit, whats it called?
2112:< barnum> A wild Mythic Rakshasa appeared! HP: 742[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2112:< ryanvango> ooo it really has a strong aftertaste. has a bit of a bite to it
2112:< barnum> Round #1, 266 hits! Mythic Rakshasa HP: 476[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (9)
2113:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Mythic Rakshasa HP: 476[████▒] +XP: no one :(
2114:< jonesandbrown> it's a blend with assam (sp?) and some sort of floral notes.  doesn't taste flowery at all surprisingly
2114:< ryanvango> i believe we have company, jonesandbrown. this odd tiger fellow refuses to leave!
2114:< ryanvango> test
2114:< barnum> Round #3, 223 hits! Mythic Rakshasa HP: 253[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2114:< Yeniuss> !banlist
2114:< ryanvango> what is that?!
2114:< Yeniuss> barnum hasnt updated his bot :c
2115:< ryanvango> and hey yeniuss! hows it going? look how much damage i do with 1 hit now!
2115:< ryanvango> yeah he did last night, but since then he switched it back. not sure why
2115:< Yeniuss> a lot of damage jesus
2115:< barnum> Mythic Rakshasa is kill! Yeniuss picks up [Manual of Quickness of Action +1]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/41%), Yeniuss (5/62%)
2115:< ryanvango> but thats ok. i was DMing our guided run and LEVELING monsters
2115:< Yeniuss> ah man I already have one of these
2115:< barnum> A wild Uraeus appeared! HP: 234[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2115:< ryanvango> so without the item bonus, its a bit better, but still takes almost no effort
2116:< ryanvango> anything under like 1200 i can usually kill in 1 or 2 rounds
2116:< barnum> Uraeus is kill! ryanvango picks up [Bag of Concealment type IV]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/44%), Yeniuss (5/63%)
2116:< Yeniuss> thats crazy
2116:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/44%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2116:< ryanvango> yeah. and even faster with loot bonus
2116:< Yeniuss> how does the loot bonus work
2117:< barnum> A wild Walrus appeared! HP: 135[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2117:< ryanvango> so its ok its gone for now.
2117:< Yeniuss> dont 1 hit the walrus!
2117:< ryanvango> so the old system (this one) give you base damage for sub60 characters
2117:< Yeniuss> poor walrus
2117:< barnum> Walrus is kill! Yeniuss picks up [Ring of Chameleon Power]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/46%), Yeniuss (5/68%)
2117:< ryanvango> and it gives you base damage + (level times 3) for over 60
2117:< barnum> A wild Hanged Man appeared! HP: 99[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2118:< Yeniuss> why are these enemies so weak
2118:< barnum> Round #1, 54 hits! Hanged Man HP: 45[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
2118:< ryanvango> the loot bonus was for over 60 you got [base damage + (level x 3)(loot count/loot count +60)
2118:< ryanvango> so you could, if you had a loooooot of loot, effectively double your bonus damage
2118:< Yeniuss> so you'd basically be one hitting everything
2119:< ryanvango> well lets test. stay quiet for a moment
2119:< barnum> Hanged Man is kill! ryanvango picks up [Solidsmoke Pipeweed]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/50%), Yeniuss (5/73%)
2119:< Yeniuss> well this guys already dead
2119:< barnum> A wild Human appeared! HP: 36[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2119:< ryanvango> lol
2119:< ryanvango> (my lol is enough to kill this one haha)
2120:< RvDarklord> lol 36?
2120:< ryanvango> yeah, at level 18 your lol does 2xlevel for damage
2120:< surelyucantbserious> Shirley drops in to say "Hello!" and immediately returns from whence he came.
2120:< barnum> Human is kill! surelyucantbserious picks up [Eldritch Egress]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/54%), surelyucantbserious (3/64%), RvDarklord (7/...
2120:< RvDarklord> NOOO
2120:< surelyucantbserious> awww crap
2120:< barnum> A wild Devastator appeared! HP: 1642[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2120:< RvDarklord> he got the kill
2120:< Yeniuss> where did everyone come from
2120:< ryanvango> *using his deft monk-orcish hands, delivers a flury of mighty strikes to this asshole's asshole
2120:< ryanvango> *charges in to battle on his Behir "Boof" swinging wildly and screaming like an idiot!
2120:< RvDarklord> welp bed time bbye guys
2121:< ryanvango> *enhanced with the echoing metamagic rod, the assault contiues with fists aflame pummeling it in to the ground
2121:< jonesandbrown> Cool, now i've got a Mace of Terror in my main hand and a Sun Blade in my offhand. Sounds like a pretty awesome combo to me
2121:< ryanvango> *jabs the echoing magic rod in to its eye socket, pushing it deeper trying to find its brain
2121:< barnum> Round #1, 640 hits! Devastator HP: 1002[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (18), RvDarklord (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5), surelyucantbserious (1.5)...
2121:< surelyucantbserious> Shirley gifts his loot to the person on his left?
2121:< ryanvango> so probably 560 or so of that was me.
2121:< ryanvango> thanks shirley!
2122:< surelyucantbserious> ;)
2122:< barnum> Round #2, 95 hits! Devastator HP: 907[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (3), surelyucantbserious (1.5)
2122:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/56%), SirCabbage (15/93%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2122:< SirCabbage> oh god, the bees
2122:< ryanvango> with the loot bonus, it woulda been closer to 800 I think. my loot bonus isnt double yet
2122:< Yeniuss> only need 1 more tier 14 and we become t17, should happen today
2123:< barnum> Round #3, 231 hits! Devastator HP: 676[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
2123:< Yeniuss> BEES
2123:< ryanvango> SirCabbage you should wear a beekeeper suit
2123:< SirCabbage> AHHH *waves arms around while running away
2123:< jonesandbrown> Here, use my Swarmbane, you can hit them hard then
2124:< SirCabbage> Oh cheers *hits away the swarm with the Swarmbane then hands it back
2124:< barnum> Round #4, 216 hits! Devastator HP: 460[██▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (6), Yeniuss (1.5), ryanvango (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2124:< SirCabbage> That is the best and most specific item ever
2124:< Yeniuss> where did the bees come from
2124:< jonesandbrown> Right, and I got it like one round before a massive swarm of ticks showed up
2124:< SirCabbage> Speaking of useful items, I got multiple new good ones. A bracelet of bargining
2125:< SirCabbage> I assume a hive Yeniuss
2125:< barnum> Round #5, 241 hits! Devastator HP: 219[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), jonesandbrown (4.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
2125:< ryanvango> that is a useful item haha
2125:< SirCabbage> And I shit you not
2125:< SirCabbage> "Getaway Boots'
2126:< Yeniuss> so if your sweettalking fails you have a quick exit
2126:< barnum> Round #6, 126 hits! Devastator HP: 93[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (3), ryanvango (1.5), Yeniuss (1.5)
2126:< jonesandbrown> Getaway boots? only the most specific item ever
2126:< ryanvango> also, you died after you left last night. the group found your Resurrection potion, but the DJinneral fed it to his jar again
2126:< SirCabbage> Says the owner of the SWARMBANE
2126:< ryanvango> lol i got getaway boots earlier today too
2126:< SirCabbage> Or not Ryan, because it wasnt a potion anymore it was in my caundron
2127:< ryanvango> potions*
2127:< barnum> Devastator is kill! ryanvango picks up [Ring of Spell Knowledge Type I]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/61%), SirCabbage (15/99%), jonesandbrow...
2127:< SirCabbage> and secondly I said not to touch my items, so, I dont agree with that
2127:< jonesandbrown> there's a bunch of types of swarms though..;
2127:< barnum> A wild Giant Crawling Hand appeared! HP: 234[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2127:< ryanvango> lol im only kidding. it ended shortly after. they went in the smooth tunnel and had no light. they bumped around for a bit
2127:< SirCabbage> A swarm of crowaling hands?
2127:< ryanvango> then they got scared and left. they only made it like 100 feet in
2128:< barnum> Giant Crawling Hand is kill! ryanvango picks up [Candle of Truth]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/64%), SirCabbage (16/6%), jonesandbrown (9/13%)
2128:< jonesandbrown> I'm gonna use a double handed attack to ... fuck, it's dead already
2128:< Yeniuss> I equip Hourglass of Last Chances, in case of emergency
2128:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/64%), SirCabbage (16/6%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%)...
2128:< SirCabbage> Oh, I just reached lvl 16
2128:< ryanvango> lol you're really fucked now jones. SirCabbage is a beast also
2128:< barnum> A wild Large Fire Elemental appeared! HP: 270[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2128:< SirCabbage> woot.
2129:< jonesandbrown> I know, this is what makes people want to spam farm
2129:< ryanvango> ITS ABOUT FUCKIN TIME CABBAGE! YOU ROLLED A 1!
2129:< barnum> Large Fire Elemental is kill! ryanvango picks up [Staff of Spiders]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (9/16%), ryanvango (18/66%), SirCabbage (16...
2129:< SirCabbage> and I have been known to *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2129:< SirCabbage> a 1? aw ;-;
2129:< SirCabbage> there should be a bad luck bonus
2129:< barnum> A wild Killmoulis appeared! HP: 18[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2129:< ryanvango> lol i just wanted to rub it in your face. but I reroll ones cause theyre lame
2129:< jonesandbrown> i prefer to bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bitebite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
2130:< ryanvango> so it doesnt count. you really get a 3 (after rolling another 1)
2130:< SirCabbage> There was a perfect bite related item the other day
2130:< barnum> Killmoulis is kill! ryanvango picks up [Sanguine Talisman]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/12%), ryanvango (18/69%), jonesandbrown (9/19%)
2130:< jonesandbrown> what was that cab?
2130:< barnum> A wild Shedu appeared! HP: 342[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2130:< SirCabbage> I need to remember, fuck
2130:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
2131:< barnum> Round #1, 146 hits! Shedu HP: 196[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), SirCabbage (3)
2131:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash ?
2132:< barnum> Round #2, 39 hits! Shedu HP: 157[███▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (1.5)
2132:< ryanvango> cabbage, im gonna try to get a hold of barnum if we do that again tonight. he can make the bot ignore me. i pmed you earlier
2132:< SirCabbage> Yeah I saw it- at 5:40 am when I woke up
2132:< jonesandbrown> you too should just sit round and drink tea while I take care of this puny Shedu
2132:< ryanvango> you are in a crazy ass timezone my friend
2132:< SirCabbage> *two
2132:< ryanvango> poop
2132:< barnum> Shedu is kill! ryanvango picks up [Crown of Blindness]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/72%), SirCabbage (16/16%), jonesandbrown (9/23%)
2133:< jonesandbrown> cock
2133:< ryanvango> ;)
2133:< SxwTheCat> is what your mom took
2133:< barnum> A wild Meladaemon appeared! HP: 661[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2133:< SirCabbage> well obviously
2133:< jonesandbrown> :D nice one
2133:< SirCabbage> everyone's mum took cock at one point
2133:< jonesandbrown> bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
2133:< SxwTheCat> yo ryan what's goin on in the roleplay
2133:< SirCabbage> it is sort of required
2133:< SxwTheCat> IVF babies
2133:< barnum> Round #1, 220 hits! Meladaemon HP: 441[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (7.5), SxwTheCat (4.5), SirCabbage (4.5)
2133:< jonesandbrown> actually, my cousin's a lesbian, and has two kids...
2134:< SxwTheCat> adoptions, ect
2134:< SirCabbage> as for loot, why not just make it that you can EITHER take the loot OR take an amount of coin.
2134:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/72%), SirCabbage (16/16%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2134:< Yeniuss> more loot!
2134:< SxwTheCat> both coin + loot
2134:< SirCabbage> You give an amount of coin based on how good or bad the loot is to try and convince people not to get the loot
2134:< Yeniuss> I want to see barnum get loot
2134:< SxwTheCat> impossible
2134:< SirCabbage> Ryan's issue was there was too much random un-story related loot
2134:< Yeniuss> give barnum loot!
2135:< barnum> Round #2, 413 hits! Meladaemon HP: 28[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (13.5), SxwTheCat (4.5), Yeniuss (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2135:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2135:< ryanvango> thats not a bad solution. the only issue i see is we dont have much reference for how much coin is "good"
2135:< jonesandbrown> Sips tea
2135:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2135:< jonesandbrown> Sips more tea
2135:< SirCabbage> *BASSHES
2135:< Yeniuss> tea
2135:< SirCabbage> *BASHES MORE
2135:< SxwTheCat> loot incoming
2135:< jonesandbrown> Sips tea hoping to kill the monster with tea...
2135:< Yeniuss> why not coffee
2135:< ryanvango> pooooooooooooop
2135:< Yeniuss> sips coffee
2135:< SxwTheCat> fuck you my loot sips
2135:< ryanvango> damn
2135:< jonesandbrown> a
2136:< ryanvango> a
2136:< barnum> Meladaemon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Bodywrap of Mighty Strikes +5]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/24%), jonesandbrown (9/32%), Yeniuss (5...
2136:< SxwTheCat> sipsco dirt
2136:< Yeniuss> pours coffee on swthecat
2136:< jonesandbrown> poop loot
2136:< jonesandbrown> fuck
2136:< ryanvango> *poof*
2136:< SxwTheCat> we're not near each other yeni
2136:< SxwTheCat> what's the scene ryan? WHAT DID YOU SEE
2137:< ryanvango> just had a reset. whatd you say?
2137:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Alpluachra HP: 22[█████] +XP: no one :(
2138:< barnum> A wild Khargra appeared! HP: 189[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2138:< ryanvango> oh no. i think his bot got broked
2138:< ryanvango> theres two beasties here now barnum
2138:< ryanvango> i dont know which one will die, or if both will
2138:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2138:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Khargra HP: 189[█████] +XP: no one :(
2139:< ryanvango> welll...
2139:< SirCabbage> you broke it?!
2139:< SirCabbage> you monster.
2139:< ryanvango> did you get a rest too?
2139:< ryanvango> rest*
2139:< SirCabbage> nope! *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2139:< jonesandbrown> KILL THEM BOTH WITH SUNLIGHT *i swing my sunblade over my head screaming my incantation... which is....
2139:< ryanvango> reset*
2139:< barnum> Khargra is kill! ryanvango picks up [Ring of Feather Falling]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/77%), SirCabbage (16/25%), jonesandbrown (9/35%)
2139:< SirCabbage> wow.
2139:< barnum> A wild Shining Child appeared! HP: 684[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2140:< jonesandbrown> COCK COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK  COCK
2140:< Firengineer> Huh, this is actually pretty cool
2140:< ryanvango> somethins fucky
2140:< SxwTheCat> they're gonna 1/2 share state
2140:< SirCabbage> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17tcJnaK_oaKHIbQQZdk263KenFSkkeKtjuxwkbIAvSU/edit#gid=6480749 => http://nazar.so/8suf7 
2140:< SirCabbage> rules here
2140:< barnum> Round #1, 299 hits! Shining Child HP: 385[███▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (7.5), jonesandbrown (4.5), Firengineer (1.5), ryanvango (1.5), Sxw...
2141:< ryanvango> jonesandbrown uses helicockter to bludgen the small child about the face and neck, apparently...
2141:< ryanvango> you dirty birdy
2141:< barnum> Round #2, 180 hits! Shining Child HP: 205[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (6)
2141:< jonesandbrown> :d
2141:< jonesandbrown> :D
2141:< ryanvango> D:
2142:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Shining Child HP: 205[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2142:< ryanvango> ummm....no?
2142:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/78%), SirCabbage (16/26%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2142:< ryanvango> we hit the fuck outa that thing...BARNUMMMMMMM BAAARNUUUUUUM! BARNUM!
2142:< jonesandbrown> to be clear, i activate my sunblade my swining it around my head and yelling an incantation. which is COCK
2142:< ryanvango> ITS BROKE!
2143:< SirCabbage> *bash ? *bash ? *bash ? *bash ? *bash ? *bash ? *bash ? *bash ? *bash ? *bash ? *bash ?
2143:< ryanvango> i know what i saw jonesandbrown.....and im telling...
2143:< jonesandbrown> ok, but to be clear, it was before the shining child showed up... i don't need to be on any more lists
2143:< barnum> A wild Giant Stag Beetle appeared! HP: 202[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2144:< ryanvango> what are they gonna do? put you on the list AGAIN? who cares. you're probly fine
2144:< barnum> Round #1, 186 hits! Giant Stag Beetle HP: 16[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), ryanvango (4.5)
2145:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Giant Stag Beetle HP: 16[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2145:< jonesandbrown> COCK
2146:< jonesandbrown> Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite
2146:< barnum> Giant Stag Beetle is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Gravesoul Armor]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (9/45%)
2146:< barnum> A wild Sea Hag appeared! HP: 171[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2147:< barnum> Round #1, 0 hits! Sea Hag HP: 171[█████] +XP: no one :(
2148:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Sea Hag HP: 171[█████] +XP: no one :(
2148:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/81%), SirCabbage (16/28%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2149:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Sea Hag HP: 171[█████] +XP: no one :(
2150:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Sea Hag HP: 171[█████] +XP: no one :(
2150:< jonesandbrown> Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite
2151:< jonesandbrown> *sips tea
2151:< barnum> Round #5, 68 hits! Sea Hag HP: 103[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6)
2151:< jonesandbrown> *sips tea
2151:< jonesandbrown> *sips tea
2152:< barnum> Round #6, 34 hits! Sea Hag HP: 69[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3)
2152:< SirCabbage> *eats tea
2152:< jonesandbrown> *sips tea
2153:< barnum> Round #7, 56 hits! Sea Hag HP: 13[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2153:< jonesandbrown> *sips tea violently
2153:< SirCabbage> *bashes tea with a massive cleaver named johnthan
2153:< SirCabbage> Well, slices
2153:< SirCabbage> but Ill say bashes
2154:< jonesandbrown> i mean you could hit it with the flat side of the cleaver
2154:< barnum> Sea Hag is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Gem of Seeing]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/32%), jonesandbrown (9/51%)
2154:< SirCabbage> true
2154:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/81%), SirCabbage (16/32%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2154:< barnum> A wild Lava Child appeared! HP: 135[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2155:< ryanvango> murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder
2155:< jonesandbrown> Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite
2155:< ryanvango> I kill the child to death
2155:< barnum> Lava Child is kill! ryanvango picks up [Riftcarver]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/84%), jonesandbrown (9/54%), SirCabbage (16/32%)
2155:< barnum> A wild Zeuglodon appeared! HP: 517[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2155:< jonesandbrown> Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite
2156:< barnum> Round #1, 51 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 466[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2157:< Gnauga-> !loot
2157:< barnum> Round #2, 3 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 463[█████] +XP: Gnauga- (1.5)
2157:< jonesandbrown> Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite
2157:< Gnauga-> Who else is on right now?
2157:< Gnauga-> She sells sea shell by the sea shore
2158:< barnum> Round #3, 57 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 406[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), Gnauga- (3)
2158:< Gnauga-> Fifty Boxer Wizards Fought A Zillion Meter Maids
2158:< jonesandbrown> I'm here, but barely paying attention
2158:< barnum> Round #4, 20 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 386[████▒] +XP: Gnauga- (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2159:< Gnauga-> See the trees for the forest. Boyzen berries and cloistered ferries! Wellness is a state of math. Boom, zayd bay
2159:< barnum> Round #5, 9 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 377[████▒] +XP: Gnauga- (4.5)
2200:< Gnauga-> punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch
2200:< jonesandbrown> Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite
2200:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/84%), SirCabbage (16/32%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2200:< ryanvango> im going to smoke. if people start trickling in, let me know what we're gonna do
2201:< barnum> Round #6, 196 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 181[██▒▒▒] +XP: Gnauga- (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5), ryanvango (4.5)
2201:< jonesandbrown> Trickling?
2202:< barnum> Round #7, 17 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 164[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
2202:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 164[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2203:< Gnauga-> If people come in
2203:< Gnauga-> I guess they could come flooding in too
2203:< Gnauga-> or even streaming in
2203:< jonesandbrown> cum in who?
2203:< Gnauga-> WOWWWW
2203:< jonesandbrown> sorry. cum in whom?
2203:< barnum> Round #9, 46 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 118[██▒▒▒] +XP: Gnauga- (6), jonesandbrown (3)
2204:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 118[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2205:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 118[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2206:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/85%), SirCabbage (16/32%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2206:< jonesandbrown> so someone has had a peanut butte jelly bj at some point in time
2206:< jonesandbrown> how does that make you feel
2206:< barnum> Round #12, 68 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 50[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6)
2207:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Zeuglodon HP: 50[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2208:< jonesandbrown> makes me feel pretty good about the peanut butter and jelly sitting on my desk right now
2208:< barnum> Zeuglodon is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Whispering Amulet]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (9/62%)
2209:< barnum> A wild Ash Giant appeared! HP: 661[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2209:< jonesandbrown> do you think the ash giant is naked?
2209:< barnum> Round #1, 18 hits! Ash Giant HP: 643[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
2209:< jonesandbrown> i mean it's wild...
2210:< SirCabbage> Giants are still intelligent
2210:< SirCabbage> it would not be naked
2210:< jonesandbrown> so it probably isnt in the habbit of wearing clothes
2210:< barnum> Round #2, 114 hits! Ash Giant HP: 529[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (3), SirCabbage (3)
2210:< SirCabbage> it would be likely complaining about how hard it is to find shirts in his size if you rip it
2210:< SirCabbage> but other then that
2210:< jonesandbrown> but if you're in the wild... then why would you wear clothes? i know i don't when i go to the wild
2211:< jonesandbrown> how do you know it's a he?
2211:< jonesandbrown> could be a she
2211:< SirCabbage> He/she would be actively involved in an ash giant clan
2211:< SirCabbage> wild to use does not mean wild to them
2211:< barnum> Round #3, 322 hits! Ash Giant HP: 207[██▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (9), jonesandbrown (7.5)
2211:< SirCabbage> dont be so judgemental
2211:< SirCabbage> and dont kill such an innocent beast
2211:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/85%), SirCabbage (16/34%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2212:< SirCabbage> he is completely and totally innocent.
2212:< SirCabbage> and you just want to what, slaughter him/her?
2212:< ryanvango> murder
2212:< SirCabbage> you my friend are a monster
2212:< jonesandbrown> uh... i don't know about that, and i'm not trying to kill it, i just want it to know it's ok to express itself in whatever way it wants
2212:< ryanvango> pooooooop
2212:< SirCabbage> YOU ARE A MONSTER
2212:< ryanvango> no
2212:< SirCabbage> A MONSTER I SAY LOUDLY AND CONTINOUSLY FOR NO REASON
2212:< ryanvango> we broke it
2212:< barnum> Ash Giant is kill! ryanvango picks up [Pelt of Primal Power]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/39%), ryanvango (18/87%), jonesandbrown (9/67%)
2212:< SirCabbage> aw fuck you
2213:< jonesandbrown> oh shit, it was wearing clothes
2213:< barnum> A wild Arctic Tern appeared! HP: 9[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2213:< SirCabbage> what the fuck is a tern
2213:< jonesandbrown> kiss gently
2213:< SirCabbage> I dont even know what a tern is
2213:< jonesandbrown> it's a bird
2213:< SirCabbage> sounds like a bird.
2213:< barnum> Arctic Tern is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Skin Harp]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/44%), jonesandbrown (9/74%)
2213:< SirCabbage> ew.
2214:< barnum> A wild Berbalang appeared! HP: 306[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2214:< jonesandbrown> isn't that a nickname for a frenulum
2214:< SirCabbage> no, that would be known as "your mum
2214:< barnum> Round #1, 96 hits! Berbalang HP: 210[████▒] +XP: SirCabbage (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2214:< SirCabbage> wow those two lines were enough to get almost 100 damage
2215:< SirCabbage> that is pretty impressive
2215:< SirCabbage> I am pretty kickass.
2215:< jonesandbrown> I know my base hit does about 43 damage so you do about 57
2215:< SirCabbage> Just saying, just look at how kickass I am- on a scale of 1-10 I would say I am pretty kickass
2215:< barnum> Berbalang is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Shieldsplitter Lance]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/47%), jonesandbrown (9/75%)
2215:< barnum> A wild Soulsliver appeared! HP: 85[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2216:< SirCabbage> What the fuck is a soulsilver? I have never even heard of one before. Really you should just fuck right off soulsilver-
2216:< barnum> Soulsliver is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Dragonbone Divination Sticks]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/48%)
2216:< jonesandbrown> poop
2216:< SirCabbage> no one loves you- not even a little bit. Eff you
2216:< barnum> A wild Kuru appeared! HP: 72[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2216:< SirCabbage> ryan
2217:< SirCabbage> may I please eat this Kuru?
2217:< SirCabbage> It sounds delicious and I doubt it is poison
2217:< barnum> Kuru is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Ring of Feather Falling]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/53%), jonesandbrown (9/75%)
2217:< jonesandbrown> sure bro, i'm straight vegan so it's all yours
2217:< SirCabbage> *munches it down
2217:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/87%), SirCabbage (16/53%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2218:< barnum> A wild The Ravager appeared! HP: 2754[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2218:< jonesandbrown> oooh, i'd love if it ravaged me...
2218:< jonesandbrown> pants needingly
2218:< barnum> Round #1, 93 hits! The Ravager HP: 2661[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
2218:< SirCabbage> jonesandbrown you worry me
2218:< jonesandbrown> in what way?
2219:< SirCabbage> every way.
2219:< barnum> Round #2, 96 hits! The Ravager HP: 2565[█████] +XP: SirCabbage (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2220:< ryanvango> poop loot
2220:< ryanvango> sorry. bit premature. its a problem
2220:< jonesandbrown> i feel like i've got sunburn, but i haven't been outside in forever
2220:< barnum> Round #3, 142 hits! The Ravager HP: 2423[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), ryanvango (3)
2220:< ryanvango> i wanna be level 19. so im gonna spend some time killing this thing
2221:< ryanvango> first time weve seen a ravager i think. usually its big beefy dragons that are this big
2221:< jonesandbrown> oooooooooh the ravenger has so much hp, i just wanna let him ride me like a horse in heat
2221:< ryanvango> murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder
2221:< barnum> Round #4, 408 hits! The Ravager HP: 2015[████▒] +XP: ryanvango (13.5)
2221:< SirCabbage> I wanna be, the very best.
2221:< jonesandbrown> Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite
2221:< SirCabbage> like NO ONE EVER WAS
2221:< jonesandbrown> your the best around
2221:< SirCabbage> to catch dragons is my real test
2221:< jonesandbrown> no ones ever gonna keep ya down
2221:< SirCabbage> AND TO TAME THEM IS MY CAUSEEE
2222:< ryanvango> jonesdandbrown reddit.com/r/nsfw reddit.com/r/gaynsfw reddit.com/r/dragonsfuckingcars
2222:< barnum> Round #5, 380 hits! The Ravager HP: 1635[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (7.5), SirCabbage (6), ryanvango (4.5)
2222:< ryanvango> feel like you need to get something out of your system. sooo take your pick
2222:< SirCabbage> hahah, ryan, good one.
2223:< ryanvango> cabbage, what about the boss mechanic? did that work ok, or do you have any other ideas?
2223:< jonesandbrown> but.. i want, neigh, need the ravenger in me
2223:< barnum> Round #6, 329 hits! The Ravager HP: 1306[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (9), SirCabbage (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2223:< ryanvango> reddit.com/r/theravagerfuckingjonesandbrown_nsfw
2223:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/90%), SirCabbage (16/54%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2223:< SirCabbage> It worked fine- but, maybe give us updates on how many monsters we have left lol
2223:< jonesandbrown> hahaah please let that become a thing
2223:< ryanvango> that should help. have a handi wipe available, as a pro top.
2224:< barnum> Round #7, 226 hits! The Ravager HP: 1080[██▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), ryanvango (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2224:< ryanvango> lol I kinda liked you were in the dark. keep in mind, im not just typing out messages, im also writing on paper
2224:< jonesandbrown> i always have handi's available
2224:< ryanvango> so i can keep track of whats happening. and we're all so beefy, you were killing stuff stupid fast
2224:< SirCabbage> true, but I had to go up and check myself. Which meant I couldnt attack lol
2225:< ryanvango> hahaha paper and pencil man!
2225:< barnum> Round #8, 453 hits! The Ravager HP: 627[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (10.5), SirCabbage (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2225:< jonesandbrown> when i get in a poop looting streak that's the only way to keep up
2225:< SirCabbage> I found jones' fetish of choice
2226:< SirCabbage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6pDrnWtuD0 
2226:< ryanvango> the other thing is trying to keep track of status effects. I DO include them, but typing them out wastes time
2226:< barnum> Round #9, 266 hits! The Ravager HP: 361[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
2226:< ryanvango> basically status changes can either prevent damage to you, or slow down how fast I type
2226:< SirCabbage> oh noes
2226:< ryanvango> and i think one time, I switched to only typing sub 60 characters, so i wouldnt be helping (debuffing you guys)
2227:< barnum> Round #10, 311 hits! The Ravager HP: 50[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (9), SirCabbage (1.5)
2227:< jonesandbrown> oooooOOOOOOooooooooohhh i need that handy wipe now
2227:< ryanvango> its kind of a pain haha. maybe after robin is done we can make a badass text based DnD/rpg/mud combo. DM ran
2228:< barnum> The Ravager is kill! ryanvango picks up [Tidewater Cutlass]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/95%)
2228:< ryanvango> with tools for changing what happen (like I could drop in a bigass dragon with health, so you can see it)
2228:< barnum> A wild Skaveling appeared! HP: 261[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2228:< ryanvango> ASCII maps and all kinds of cool stuff
2228:< SirCabbage> Oh god a skaveling
2228:< SirCabbage> RUN AWAY
2228:< jonesandbrown> that would be cool ryanvango, if/when it's active post it to the robin-rpg subreddit so everyone that's been here can find it
2228:< ryanvango> barnum. build us a cool thing to play with.
2229:< barnum> Skaveling is kill! ryanvango picks up [Broom of Flying]! LVLs: ryanvango (18/96%), jonesandbrown (9/84%), SirCabbage (16/56%)
2229:< SirCabbage> isn't there already programs that do PROPER D&D out there? :p
2229:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (18/96%), SirCabbage (16/56%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2229:< ryanvango> I wanna say yes, but I can't really find them. and a lot of em you need to be on mic or vid (roll20)
2229:< SirCabbage> https://roll20.net/ 
2229:< barnum> A wild Four-armed Gargoyle appeared! HP: 256[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2229:< ryanvango> and i dont wanna be sitting in my room yelling in an accent haha. ive got roommates!
2230:< ryanvango> housemates* ive got my own room
2230:< barnum> Four-armed Gargoyle is kill! ryanvango picks up [Quake Cannon]! LVLs: ryanvango (19/5%), SirCabbage (16/58%)
2230:< jonesandbrown> well i have no such inhibitions so i'll be doing that soon
2230:< barnum> A wild Purrodaemon appeared! HP: 1323[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2231:< barnum> Round #1, 18 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 1305[█████] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
2231:< SirCabbage> my point is, instead of doing that you may as well just use something like roll20
2231:< jonesandbrown> i need another cuppa
2231:< ryanvango> yeah, i get what you mean. i need to dig in to roll20 a bit more and see if its similar.
2232:< barnum> Round #2, 280 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 1025[████▒] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2232:< SirCabbage> it is basically dnd from what I can tell
2232:< jonesandbrown> ok so i'm relatively new to the world og dnd, is there a dnd starter kit or something?
2233:< barnum> Round #3, 91 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 934[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5)
2233:< keithgabryelski> attack the thing with all the effort i have.
2233:< keithgabryelski> send hound affter Purrodaemon
2233:< barnum> Round #4, 10 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 924[████▒] +XP: keithgabryelski (3)
2234:< keithgabryelski> kill it with fire
2234:< keithgabryelski> agincourt, the hound, attacks the daemons upper right limb
2234:< jonesandbrown> sit quietly sipping tea observing as keith takes the reigns
2234:< barnum> Round #5, 28 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 896[████▒] +XP: keithgabryelski (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2235:< keithgabryelski> keith sends a flurry of arrows
2235:< TeaBagTwat> Did someone say tea?
2235:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/5%), SirCabbage (16/59%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%)...
2235:< SxwTheCat> tea tea tea tea
2235:< SirCabbage> You twat
2235:< keithgabryelski> begs jones to get off his ass...
2235:< jonesandbrown> Yes! I've been drinking tea for a while here
2235:< TeaBagTwat> You have summoned me!
2235:< keithgabryelski> 3 points per round is going to be a LONG fight
2235:< SxwTheCat> *you have summoned te!
2236:< keithgabryelski> come TeaBagTwat, attack the thingy
2236:< TeaBagTwat> Thats what I did last time
2236:< jonesandbrown> would you like any?
2236:< barnum> Round #6, 113 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 783[███▒▒] +XP: keithgabryelski (6), TeaBagTwat (4.5), SxwTheCat (3), jonesandbrown (3), SirCabb...
2236:< TeaBagTwat> Yeah
2236:< keithgabryelski> !party
2236:< TeaBagTwat> Wooo
2236:< keithgabryelski> I'd wish this thing had reasonable commands
2236:< keithgabryelski> The hound, agincourt, pulls on the daemons tail... at least i think it is a tail...
2236:< SxwTheCat> *had commands
2237:< keithgabryelski> ouch!
2237:< jonesandbrown> eww
2237:< TeaBagTwat> Guys I made my first bot that's 100% mine
2237:< barnum> Round #7, 59 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 724[███▒▒] +XP: keithgabryelski (9), TeaBagTwat (4.5), SxwTheCat (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2237:< SxwTheCat> The daemons tail begins to rise
2237:< jonesandbrown> sweet teabagtwat!
2237:< jonesandbrown> i wish i had that skillz
2237:< keithgabryelski> nine points in a round is pretty good -- I'd like to do better... I'm guess that requires more typing
2237:< SxwTheCat> what bot tea?
2237:< barnum> Round #8, 62 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 662[███▒▒] +XP: keithgabryelski (4.5), SxwTheCat (3), jonesandbrown (3)
2238:< keithgabryelski> MOAR TYPING... but agincourt starts attacking another limb
2238:< TeaBagTwat> It tricks people into being rickrolled... one sec i'll get it
2238:< jonesandbrown> hahah that's awesome, did you read on reddit about the bot that repeats what you type in reverse?
2238:< TeaBagTwat> No
2238:< barnum> Round #9, 62 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 600[███▒▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5), keithgabryelski (1.5)
2238:< TeaBagTwat> But that sounds annoying af
2239:< barnum> Round #10, 16 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 584[███▒▒] +XP: keithgabryelski (4.5), TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2239:< jonesandbrown> so it repeats what you type in reverse, and some guy typed moor_evael/ and it left the room
2240:< keithgabryelski> hah
2240:< TeaBagTwat> hehehe
2240:< barnum> Round #11, 59 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 525[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), keithgabryelski (1.5), TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2241:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/5%), SirCabbage (16/59%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%)...
2241:< ryanvango> ok i started dicking around with it. its way more complicated than i thought itd be.
2241:< jonesandbrown> ok, but for real i'm gonna get up and make tea now. i've been thirsty for an hour and haven't done anythign about it
2241:< ryanvango> so i think id rather just be a player. i cant DM, but if someone knows how to use roll20, id play every week
2241:< SirCabbage> lol
2241:< TeaBagTwat> I turned on my 'Rick Robin Roll' bot
2241:< barnum> Round #12, 381 hits! Purrodaemon HP: 144[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (9), jonesandbrown (4.5), SirCabbage (1.5), TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2241:< jonesandbrown> how does it work?
2242:< SirCabbage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJCXIDhdTnk 
2242:< TeaBagTwat> That ^
2242:< jonesandbrown> oh
2242:< ryanvango> jonesandbrown you just gotta go on there and dick around with it. you set up a game, you can put lil tokens on the board, etc
2242:< jonesandbrown> cool
2242:< ryanvango> i think it takes someone with a knowledge of dnd to make sense of it all
2242:< barnum> Purrodaemon is kill! ryanvango picks up [Elemental Chain]! LVLs: ryanvango (19/9%), jonesandbrown (9/92%), TeaBagTwat (1/71%), SirCa...
2242:< TeaBagTwat> It's basic but it's the first time I've 100% coded something my self
2243:< ryanvango> but that definitely isnt me
2243:< TeaBagTwat> New version of parrot (reddit grow) has been released: https://goo.gl/i6EaXp 
2243:< SirCabbage> Nor I, lol
2243:< barnum> A wild Netherspark appeared! HP: 562[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2243:< jonesandbrown> haha i knew and i still clicked
2243:< barnum> Round #1, 115 hits! Netherspark HP: 447[████▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (9), ryanvango (1.5), SirCabbage (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2243:< TeaBagTwat> Ha. Let me turn it off.
2244:< TeaBagTwat> New video uploaded by reddit for the explanation of Robin: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?t=18s. 
2244:< jonesandbrown> how does it generate a random mini link?
2244:< SxwTheCat> i've seen that link tea
2244:< barnum> Round #2, 31 hits! Netherspark HP: 416[████▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (6), jonesandbrown (1.5), SxwTheCat (1.5)
2245:< SxwTheCat> may i ask you to kindly go fuck yourself
2245:< jonesandbrown> to whom are you talking 5xwTheCat?
2245:< TeaBagTwat> It doesn't... I originally used the same link for all the messages but It looked suspicious so I created a mini link for each message.
2245:< barnum> Round #3, 29 hits! Netherspark HP: 387[████▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (4.5), SxwTheCat (1.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2245:< jonesandbrown> gottcha
2245:< TeaBagTwat> Probably me and my bot
2246:< jonesandbrown> fuck... ok brb. tea.
2246:< barnum> Round #4, 38 hits! Netherspark HP: 349[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3), TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2246:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/9%), SirCabbage (16/59%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%)...
2247:< TeaBagTwat> I reckon using similar code I could create a auto #rpg fighter bot
2247:< barnum> Round #5, 5 hits! Netherspark HP: 344[████▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (4.5)
2248:< SxwTheCat> TeaBagTwat New video uploaded by reddit for the explanation of Robin: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?t=18s. 
2248:< barnum> Round #6, 20 hits! Netherspark HP: 324[███▒▒] +XP: SxwTheCat (4.5)
2249:< TeaBagTwat> AAAHHH I KNEW IT WAS COPIED AND PASTED BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A DOUBLE BLUFF!
2249:< SxwTheCat> did you click it
2249:< barnum> Round #7, 11 hits! Netherspark HP: 313[███▒▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (4.5), SxwTheCat (1.5)
2249:< TeaBagTwat> yeah :(
2249:< SxwTheCat> lol
2249:< TeaBagTwat> Im an actual idiot
2250:< TeaBagTwat> I thought you might of changed the link
2250:< barnum> Round #8, 15 hits! Netherspark HP: 298[███▒▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (4.5), SxwTheCat (1.5)
2251:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Netherspark HP: 298[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2252:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Netherspark HP: 298[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2252:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/9%), SirCabbage (16/59%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%)...
2253:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Netherspark HP: 298[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2254:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Netherspark HP: 298[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2255:< ryanvango> test
2255:< TeaBagTwat> I see test
2255:< ryanvango> you bastard
2255:< barnum> Round #13, 99 hits! Netherspark HP: 199[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (3), TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2255:< ryanvango> 60 character test 60 character test 60 character test 60 character test
2255:< TeaBagTwat> XD gees calm it a little
2256:< TeaBagTwat> 60 character test 60 character test 60 character test 60 character test
2256:< TeaBagTwat> 60 character test 60 character test 60 character test 60 character tes
2256:< jonesandbrown> do you ever get little zits that arent big ennough to pop yet, but the're just big enough to annoy the fuck outta ya?
2256:< barnum> Netherspark is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Horseshoes of Crushing Blows +2]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (9/97%), TeaBagTwat (2/45%), ryan...
2256:< barnum> A wild Ved appeared! HP: 256[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2256:< TeaBagTwat> Didn't everyone jonesandbrown
2257:< barnum> Round #1, 3 hits! Ved HP: 253[█████] +XP: TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2258:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Ved HP: 253[█████] +XP: no one :(
2258:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/10%), SirCabbage (16/59%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2259:< barnum> Round #3, 0 hits! Ved HP: 253[█████] +XP: no one :(
2259:< jonesandbrown> they are the bane of my existance
2259:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2259:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2300:< barnum> Ved is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Mindmaster's Eyes]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/61%), jonesandbrown (9/97%)
2300:< SirCabbage> oh good, ive always wanted some spare eyes.
2300:< barnum> A wild Forlarren appeared! HP: 81[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2300:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2301:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash*bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash*bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2301:< jonesandbrown> this one's a pussy
2301:< jonesandbrown> Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite Bite
2301:< SirCabbage> *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash*bash *bash *bash *bash *bash *bash
2301:< barnum> Forlarren is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Amulet of Bullet Protection +5]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/67%), jonesandbrown (10/11%)
2301:< SirCabbage> That sounds... usefule?
2301:< barnum> A wild Ankheg appeared! HP: 126[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2301:< SirCabbage> -e  bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash
2302:< barnum> Ankheg is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Amulet of Spell Mastery]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/69%)
2302:< SirCabbage> This pair of thin and faceted ruby crystals fit over the wearer’s eyes.  On command, the wearer can use charm monster
2302:< barnum> A wild Fungus Queen appeared! HP: 513[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2302:< jonesandbrown> it would protect you from my alchemist's bullet if i could ever find a weapon to throw/shoot it with
2302:< SirCabbage> or once per day the wearer can use dominate person
2302:< SirCabbage> That was the eyes
2303:< barnum> Round #1, 136 hits! Fungus Queen HP: 377[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
2303:< jonesandbrown> I'm gonna use verbal beatdown to attack this gross queen
2304:< barnum> Round #2, 19 hits! Fungus Queen HP: 358[████▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
2304:< TeaBagTwat> I quicklykick!
2304:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/10%), SirCabbage (16/69%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2304:< TeaBagTwat> I quicklybeat!
2304:< TeaBagTwat> I in a amazing waybeat!
2304:< TeaBagTwat> I in a amazing waykick!
2305:< TeaBagTwat> Well my auto #rpg bot semi-works
2305:< jonesandbrown> i made tea
2305:< jonesandbrown> it was good
2305:< TeaBagTwat> YAY TEA
2305:< TeaBagTwat> I quicklypunch!
2305:< jonesandbrown> is, i haven't drunk it yet
2305:< TeaBagTwat> I in a amazing waykick!
2306:< TeaBagTwat> Did you make me a cuppa?
2306:< barnum> Round #4, 28 hits! Fungus Queen HP: 277[███▒▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2306:< SirCabbage> making bots will just make barnum mute you so you dont do any damage lol
2307:< barnum> Round #5, 119 hits! Fungus Queen HP: 158[██▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5)
2307:< jonesandbrown> yeah man, it's a special star wars blend my local tea shop made, actually really good
2307:< TeaBagTwat> ohhh well it's the fun of making bots I like not the winning so I wont use it to cheat
2307:< SirCabbage> oh okay then
2308:< jonesandbrown> i'm gonna try making one. just for shits
2308:< TeaBagTwat> Star wars blend?
2308:< barnum> Round #6, 128 hits! Fungus Queen HP: 30[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), TeaBagTwat (6), SirCabbage (1.5)
2308:< TeaBagTwat> It sounds out of this world!
2308:< TeaBagTwat> Badum tsst
2308:< jonesandbrown> yeah, there's a whole line, this one is darth vader. it's black tea with big red somethings in it
2308:< barnum> Fungus Queen is kill! jonesandbrown picks up [Circlet of Speaking]! LVLs: jonesandbrown (10/17%), TeaBagTwat (2/60%)
2309:< barnum> A wild Possession Greater Devil appeared! HP: 841[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2309:< jonesandbrown> Thank you! i'll put tthat circlet on my head
2309:< SirCabbage> ill put it in my pants
2309:< TeaBagTwat> 'with big red somethings in it' Glad you know what you're putting inside of you
2309:< SirCabbage> *takes circlet, puts in pants, walks off
2309:< barnum> Round #1, 107 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 734[█████] +XP: TeaBagTwat (4.5), SirCabbage (3), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2310:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/10%), SirCabbage (16/70%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2310:< TeaBagTwat> RPG BOT FIGHTER TEST TAKE 2
2311:< barnum> Round #2, 3 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 731[█████] +XP: TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2311:< TeaBagTwat> And.... I broke it.
2312:< barnum> Round #3, 3 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 728[█████] +XP: TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2312:< barnum> Round #4, 0 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 728[█████] +XP: no one :(
2313:< barnum> Round #5, 0 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 728[█████] +XP: no one :(
2314:< TeaBagTwat> I sneakily kick!
2314:< TeaBagTwat> I in an amazing way kick!
2314:< barnum> Round #6, 6 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 722[█████] +XP: TeaBagTwat (3)
2314:< TeaBagTwat> Anyone there?
2315:< TeaBagTwat> I in an amazing way punch!
2315:< jonesandbrown> yeah what
2315:< TeaBagTwat> IT WORKS
2315:< jonesandbrown> what twat ;D
2315:< TeaBagTwat> I in an amazing way beat!
2315:< jonesandbrown> it does! kinda...
2315:< TeaBagTwat> I sneakily punch!
2315:< barnum> Round #7, 75 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 647[████▒] +XP: TeaBagTwat (7.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2315:< SirCabbage> I rape
2315:< SirCabbage> anyway
2316:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/10%), SirCabbage (16/70%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2316:< SirCabbage> Ryan is dead, isnt he
2316:< TeaBagTwat> It sorta works
2316:< SirCabbage> I should eat his corpse or something, you know, show my resepct
2316:< jonesandbrown> he went to smoke forever ago, but never came back. probably died of ass cancer
2316:< TeaBagTwat> Were not seeing him again
2316:< SirCabbage> making smoking killed?
2316:< TeaBagTwat> Shotgun his room
2316:< barnum> Round #8, 343 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 304[██▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (10.5), TeaBagTwat (4.5), jonesandbrown (4.5)
2317:< SirCabbage> *maybe
2317:< SirCabbage> They see me killin' they rapin'
2317:< SirCabbage> so I kill em
2317:< TeaBagTwat> XD BRB
2317:< barnum> Round #9, 120 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 184[██▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), TeaBagTwat (1.5)
2318:< SirCabbage> God I hope I am around to see the merge
2318:< SxwTheCat> if there is a merge
2318:< SirCabbage> there will be.
2318:< SirCabbage> we still have a whole day left and a bit
2318:< SxwTheCat> also room merging now is functional in canary :D
2318:< barnum> Round #10, 129 hits! Possession Greater Devil HP: 55[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), SxwTheCat (3)
2318:< SxwTheCat> I haven't actually tested it, but it should work
2319:< SirCabbage> canary?
2319:< SxwTheCat> my robin clone
2319:< SirCabbage> what the heck is canary?
2319:< SirCabbage> oh.. lol okay
2319:< barnum> Possession Greater Devil is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Heartswood Spear]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/75%), SxwTheCat (4/92%)
2320:< barnum> A wild Ugash-iram appeared! HP: 1030[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2320:< SxwTheCat> cuz it ends on the 8th, and i need something to do
2320:< barnum> Round #1, 15 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 1015[█████] +XP: K1ngN0thing (4.5), SxwTheCat (1.5)
2321:< barnum> Round #2, 0 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 1015[█████] +XP: no one :(
2321:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/10%), SirCabbage (16/75%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2322:< SirCabbage> you need a lot of people to do this though
2322:< SirCabbage> the only reason this works is because reddit is huge
2322:< barnum> Round #3, 78 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 937[█████] +XP: SirCabbage (3)
2322:< SirCabbage> it is the same reason why alternatives like 8chan and voat will never beat 4chan and reddit in activity
2323:< SxwTheCat> > 3000 people in this room
2323:< SxwTheCat> maybe not 1000, but some might want a replacement.
2323:< SirCabbage> People are here because it is historic, in an off site setting it wouldnt work nearly as well
2323:< barnum> Round #4, 250 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 687[████▒] +XP: SirCabbage (9), SxwTheCat (3)
2323:< SxwTheCat> i'm bored ok? :P
2324:< SirCabbage> apparently so
2324:< SirCabbage> I have other stuff to do once this is over- I am just enjoying it while it exists :P
2324:< barnum> Round #5, 164 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 523[███▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (6), SxwTheCat (1.5)
2326:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 523[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2327:< barnum> Round #8, 0 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 523[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2327:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/10%), SirCabbage (16/77%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2328:< barnum> Round #9, 0 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 523[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2329:< barnum> Round #10, 0 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 523[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2330:< barnum> Round #11, 0 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 523[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2331:< barnum> Round #12, 0 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 523[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2332:< barnum> Round #13, 0 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 523[███▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2332:< ryanvango> test
2332:< SilentSand> Testing testing one two five
2333:< ryanvango> mother fuck
2333:< barnum> Round #14, 120 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 403[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (3), SilentSand (1.5)
2333:< SilentSand> Hmm?
2333:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/10%), SirCabbage (16/77%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/90%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2333:< SirCabbage> Ryan
2333:< SirCabbage> I see you there
2333:< ryanvango> i keep waiting for people to stop talking so i can test my attacks:(
2334:< SilentSand> They see me rolling, they hating
2334:< SirCabbage> people didnt talk there for like 10-20 mins
2334:< barnum> Round #15, 309 hits! Ugash-iram HP: 94[█▒▒▒▒] +XP: SirCabbage (4.5), ryanvango (4.5), SilentSand (3)
2334:< SirCabbage> *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang *bang
2334:< ryanvango> balls. im also watching youtube videos haha. and now i have to poop real bad
2334:< SirCabbage> *bang *bang ?
2335:< SirCabbage> me too!
2335:< SirCabbage> *bang
2335:< barnum> Ugash-iram is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Necklace of Fireballs Type V]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/84%), ryanvango (19/12%)
2335:< barnum> A wild Scorpionfolk appeared! HP: 265[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2335:< SirCabbage> I knew those fucking merchants were skimping us
2336:< SirCabbage> I looked at the value of the "necklace of fireballs type V"
2336:< jonesandbrown> i'm just over here trying to figure out how to build a simple text bot tike Teatwats
2336:< barnum> Round #1, 137 hits! Scorpionfolk HP: 128[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5), SirCabbage (3)
2336:< SirCabbage> 5,850 gp
2337:< ryanvango> * the merchant pokes his head over the top of the quarry...."I'll give a 100gp for that necklace!"
2337:< SirCabbage> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/m-p/necklace-of-fireballs => http://nazar.so/21ktw 
2337:< barnum> Scorpionfolk is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Perfection's Key]! LVLs: SirCabbage (16/86%), ryanvango (19/13%)
2337:< ryanvango> i do know that a lot of this stuff is worth a shit ton more in the books. but we also come across loot waaay too fast
2337:< barnum> A wild Lamhigyn appeared! HP: 121[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2337:< SilentSand> I mean we get some really damn good stuff every few seconds
2337:< SirCabbage> "This platinum key can open nearly any lock or door with a mere touch."
2338:< ryanvango> but at the same stuff, things that are enchanted, or clearly magically named, my merchants would offer more for
2338:< SilentSand> That'd be crazy level inflation honestly
2338:< barnum> Lamhigyn is kill! SilentSand picks up [Jorngarl's Harm]! LVLs: ryanvango (19/16%), SilentSand (11/94%), SirCabbage (16/88%)
2338:< barnum> A wild Dwarf Caiman appeared! HP: 27[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2338:< SilentSand> Oh man 27 hp Its so scary I might die. Cabbage, kill the beast
2338:< ryanvango> I want to be able to make it so you have to save up, or trade in like 5 staffs to buy a custom one kinda thing.
2339:< barnum> Dwarf Caiman is kill! ryanvango picks up [Righteous Medal of Agility]! LVLs: SilentSand (11/97%), ryanvango (19/18%)
2339:< SilentSand> Will they have sweet names?
2339:< jonesandbrown> 8=D
2339:< SirCabbage> BAM
2339:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/18%), SirCabbage (16/88%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (11/97%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2339:< SilentSand> The important thing is being able to trade in for stuff with really sweet names
2339:< ryanvango> haha maybe. but I firmly believe you shouldn't be able to sell a "perfections key" for enough gold to buy the "sword of 1 shotting"
2339:< barnum> A wild Great White Shark appeared! HP: 189[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2340:< pyroshroom> LOL, but loot is more valuable to the players who are new
2340:< barnum> Great White Shark is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Staff of Minor Arcana]! LVLs: ryanvango (19/19%), pyroshroom (9/58%), SilentSand (11...
2340:< SilentSand> I mean if there was a merchant bot I wouldn't have to keep sending stuff into the item box or combing things
2340:< SirCabbage> also my bargining necklace?
2340:< pyroshroom> and don't one shot the monsters
2340:< SirCabbage> apparently not only does it make me better at batering and diplomacy
2340:< ryanvango> i might name some items, but not a lot. I would rather say "this vendor has a shield resists 3/4 fire damage" and you name it
2340:< barnum> A wild Fen Witch appeared! HP: 175[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2340:< ryanvango> you get better names that way.
2340:< pyroshroom> Staff of Minor Arcana... this sounds lame
2340:< SirCabbage> I can also tell if merchants are trying to be decitful :O
2341:< SilentSand> I call it.... The 3/4 fire resist field
2341:< SilentSand> I'm not a clever man :(
2341:< barnum> Fen Witch is kill! SilentSand picks up [Hushing Arrow]! LVLs: SilentSand (12/10%), SirCabbage (16/91%), ryanvango (19/22%), pyroshro...
2341:< ryanvango> as a rule for dealing with merchants in game and in real life....they are always deceitful.
2341:< barnum> A wild Bucentaur appeared! HP: 306[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2341:< pyroshroom> !loot
2341:< SilentSand> I'm finally at level 12
2341:< ryanvango> oooo did he put it back to the old one?
2341:< pyroshroom> these commands are no longer working :(
2341:< ryanvango> !loot
2341:< TeaBagTwat> Im back with tea bitches
2341:< pyroshroom> I guess it's the old one
2342:< pyroshroom> since the HP bar looks like the old one
2342:< barnum> Bucentaur is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Crown of Swords]! LVLs: pyroshroom (9/65%), TeaBagTwat (2/83%), ryanvango (19/23%), SilentSa...
2342:< SirCabbage> so I was right to kill that merchant.
2342:< SirCabbage> woot
2342:< pyroshroom> Aww yess
2342:< ryanvango> it doesnt look like the new one, but it also doesnt look like the old old one
2342:< pyroshroom> Crown of Swords
2342:< barnum> A wild Eblis appeared! HP: 117[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2342:< pyroshroom> I am totally wearing this instead of the shifter's headband
2342:< ryanvango> cabbage, there is no right or wrong for killing the merchant...hes a businessman and he made you mad
2342:< SilentSand> It  sounds really painful to wear honestly
2342:< ryanvango> do what you want, but there are consequences to your actions.
2343:< pyroshroom> Or wait, can I combine the crown of swords with the shifter's headband +2 to make a Shifter's Crown of Swords +2? :D
2343:< barnum> Eblis is kill! pyroshroom picks up [Dust Bolt]! LVLs: ryanvango (19/27%), pyroshroom (9/73%), SilentSand (12/12%), SirCabbage (16/91%)
2343:< pyroshroom> This dust bolt sounds rather useless
2343:< barnum> A wild Clockwork Dragon appeared! HP: 796[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2343:< SirCabbage> That businessman was a cunt, and I would kill him again
2343:< pyroshroom> A clockwork dragon would look amazing
2343:< ryanvango> hahaha fair enough
2343:< barnum> Round #1, 124 hits! Clockwork Dragon HP: 672[█████] +XP: pyroshroom (3), SirCabbage (1.5), ryanvango (1.5)
2344:< jonesandbrown> that would look baller
2344:< SirCabbage> and if the town comes after me? Ill kill the WHOLE TOWN
2344:< ryanvango> the funniest thing to me was when one of you said "well this is a nice walk through the mountains"
2344:< jonesandbrown> probably makes a hell of a racket though
2344:< SirCabbage> wasnt that me?
2344:< pyroshroom> I don't know if anyone would want to do business with SirCabbage anymore
2344:< ryanvango> and i was thinking "well what the fuck else could it be? every time i try to point you to adventure you say "no keep walking!"
2344:< pyroshroom> if he was a known business murderer
2344:< barnum> Round #2, 481 hits! Clockwork Dragon HP: 191[██▒▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (9), pyroshroom (6), jonesandbrown (3), SirCabbage (3)
2345:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/28%), SirCabbage (16/92%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (12/12%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2345:< SirCabbage> I was purposely trying to avoid your story.
2345:< SilentSand> wow that's pretty rude cabbage
2345:< pyroshroom> http://forum.reapermini.com/uploads/monthly_11_2013/post-4948-0-65851800-1384629025.jpg => http://nazar.so/9dt4p 
2345:< ryanvango> lol i know you were. i was kinda crackin up. everyone was like "ok...so when does stuff happen?"
2345:< SirCabbage> and I LIKE nice walks.
2346:< SxwTheCat> das nice
2346:< SilentSand> No it's a dirty savage damn beast that's what it is
2346:< barnum> Clockwork Dragon is kill! SilentSand picks up [Soothsayer's Raiment]! LVLs: pyroshroom (9/78%), ryanvango (19/29%), SirCabbage (16/9...
2346:< ryanvango> and the answer is basically "when you guys stop saying "avoid any and all plots!"
2346:< SirCabbage> Plots are overated.
2346:< barnum> A wild Large Salt Elemental appeared! HP: 202[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2346:< SirCabbage> they can get us killed
2346:< ryanvango> "theres something over there for us to kill and loot?!?! NO THANK YOU SIR!"
2346:< pyroshroom> I think SirCabbage just wanted something to jump him on the path
2346:< pyroshroom> like the good old days of highwaymen
2346:< Firengineer> http://static1.squarespace.com/static/5247089ae4b03b8157cb3a49/52471df2e4b085b754ee8348/525ae80ee4b00d699d0dfdc8/1395073051148/PZO66-Cl => http://nazar.so/vmmw 
2346:< SirCabbage> nope, I just wanted a walk.
2347:< barnum> Large Salt Elemental is kill! SirCabbage picks up [Blackaxe]! LVLs: pyroshroom (9/83%), SirCabbage (16/96%), ryanvango (19/31%), Fir...
2347:< pyroshroom> prowling the main roads to loot unsuspecting wanderers
2347:< barnum> A wild Giant Snapping Turtle appeared! HP: 517[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2347:< ryanvango> pyro, something was going to. i treated that section like pokemon. stay on the path, you're fine. step off...nope
2347:< TheDoctor_RS> Ayyy I actually slept for a couple of hours, yo guys
2347:< SirCabbage> only if they make me angry pyro
2347:< SilentSand> So is another thing going to be held soon? I'm probably gonna go to sleep
2347:< barnum> Round #1, 287 hits! Giant Snapping Turtle HP: 230[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), SilentSand (4.5), pyroshroom (1.5), TheDoctor_RS (1.5...
2348:< ryanvango> but off the path would have been caves, like cabbage wanted haha. but every time he had the option...casual walk on the path
2348:< pyroshroom> ahahaha, strolling along
2348:< ryanvango> i dont know. we could pick up where we left off, or start somewhere new, or whatever. but im gonna go smoke.
2348:< barnum> Giant Snapping Turtle is kill! ryanvango picks up [Cookbook of Arcane Augmentation]! LVLs: ryanvango (19/34%), pyroshroom (9/84%)
2349:< ryanvango> if you guys wanna figure out whos here, and wants to do what, thatd be good
2349:< barnum> A wild Moxix appeared! HP: 1705[█████]! Attack it by chatting(no spam)! (or try to !flee)! Join #rpg for 50%+ exp!
2349:< ryanvango> and see if we can get a hold of barnum so he can make the bot ignore me again
2349:< jonesandbrown> yep, you would kill it in one round
2349:< jonesandbrown> in the context of RPG, what does OP mean?
2349:< barnum> Round #1, 330 hits! Moxix HP: 1375[█████] +XP: ryanvango (9), jonesandbrown (3)
2349:< jonesandbrown> Overly powerful?
2349:< ryanvango> overpowered
2350:< jonesandbrown> got it
2350:< SilentSand> Yeah way too powerful
2350:< SilentSand> It means ryanvango needs a nerf
2350:< ryanvango> yeah like thats poor balancing in a system. if we were playing table top and i have you a sword that does 1 million damage
2350:< jonesandbrown> ok ok, what's a nerf?
2350:< ryanvango> to make squishy
2350:< pyroshroom> Except ryan is a god who does 1 million damage with his presence
2350:< barnum> Round #2, 408 hits! Moxix HP: 967[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (7.5), jonesandbrown (4.5), pyroshroom (4.5), SilentSand (3)
2351:< jonesandbrown> so your mom nerfed my dick with her gross old vag?
2351:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/35%), SirCabbage (16/96%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (12/15%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2351:< ryanvango> jonesy, just means if I'm op we make me not op. cut my level in half, or make the bot ignore me
2351:< barnum> Round #3, 165 hits! Moxix HP: 802[███▒▒] +XP: ryanvango (4.5), jonesandbrown (1.5)
2352:< jonesandbrown> i'm pretty sure i understand all of this, i just like asking questions and being the center of attention :D
2352:< SilentSand> That's ok you attention whore, we can indulge you
2352:< jonesandbrown> yes, splatter my entire body with your... attention
2352:< barnum> Round #4, 106 hits! Moxix HP: 696[███▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6), SilentSand (1.5)
2353:< SilentSand> Oh I'll get my attention all over your body, jonesandbrown ;)
2353:< barnum> Round #5, 81 hits! Moxix HP: 615[██▒▒▒] +XP: SilentSand (4.5)
2353:< jonesandbrown> it's so hot and sticky.... makes me want it even more...
2353:< ptrakk> ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­
2354:< ptrakk> ­ ­ ­ ­ ­
2354:< ptrakk> ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­
2354:< ptrakk> SPICY
2354:< ptrakk> :D
2354:< jonesandbrown> why the fuck is my screen scrolling on it's own?
2354:< ptrakk> because
2354:< barnum> Round #6, 50 hits! Moxix HP: 565[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (3), ptrakk (3)
2354:< ptrakk> ­­­
2355:< ptrakk> ­
2355:< barnum> Round #7, 0 hits! Moxix HP: 565[██▒▒▒] +XP: no one :(
2356:< jonesandbrown> a moxix... let's give it a round house kick to the face and see how effective that is?
2356:< barnum> Round #8, 79 hits! Moxix HP: 486[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (6)
2356:< barnum> HEROES : ryanvango (19/36%), SirCabbage (16/96%), thatwentBTE (13/83%), Sorrento110 (13/44%), SilentSand (12/16%), Djinneral (10/94%...
2357:< jonesandbrown> booooom super effective, probably even better than my tickle attacks
2357:< barnum> Round #9, 59 hits! Moxix HP: 427[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2358:< jonesandbrown> FALCON PUNCH my leg and fist both connect violently with this beasts genitalia in an explosion of visceral exhaultation
2358:< barnum> Round #10, 59 hits! Moxix HP: 368[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (4.5)
2359:< jonesandbrown> the falcon punch was super effective
2359:< barnum> Round #11, 20 hits! Moxix HP: 348[██▒▒▒] +XP: jonesandbrown (1.5)
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